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THE 'CLINTON NEW ET 'A.,
i17,iinntes Why.
117yo, why is it little boys '
clan "never walk downstairs.
Ifut .Sliding down the railing so
.Necessitate repairs?
.Vhy will they was urns their kneee.. proverb, but shiftless p?ople don't work,
And make such dreadful holes? and so Initially takes it put in worrying,
SVlty do their hands so often look ' How singular !' exclaimed a young
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curub,r. ' I alwa ys thought they grew
in 'slices.' t
A' policeman arrested a man who tried.
Nothing is so. ftd41 to the t onl,tnco of
a kiss as to Kaye your girt sneeGe at the,
•veiy moment of osculatioe •
. ' ' Work, but•dlon't Worry,.'. is an 01d
Why are their pockets full of nails
And stones a>ad iron flings ?
Why ie it their delight to see
The ohaire festooned 'with strings ? , ,
to explain that he was only wear.......,
Wly are their fares Belden) clean ?' l Y Y
Their clothes oft eta,ped with dict? The policeman explained 'that there ia,
" Anclslausve i_tall Me. _wlly it is , ' air -rest for the weary.'
That kisses cure a hurt
I ' j<'ve got something in my pocket to
' Why are small Bands. soinisehievous, give you 'ii'heit I go away i' said a enale
"
• .Touching; forbidden things:; Tuan to a little girl, ' Then -I wish -you'd
Turning to hands in Papa's watch, so right off,' was the frank response..
Or wearing momams rims
rlayingwith... atches or with Are, An unsophisticated New• England
Or inking at the pie, commercial traveller, on reading •• the
or hiding, grandpa's sneotaeles sign ,' General Merchandise' o�1 a store
In some snug place so sl3 2 walked. in. and asked if be, cduld see the
And why can't Iittlo boys stand still ? General. ... '
Why will they chase the cat ? ''Don't oat think Colonel'' has
Why do they never shut.the door, t yea
hang up coat or hat? ' •Very, short arms?' asked one, gentleman'
'Why is it when mamma is ill- '• of an•
other.,: ' No, was the reply, ' and
They make unusual noise? wy"reason is that be is constantly over;
A d why, 'yjrtcks,mamm s love little boy-reaol&ing his neighbors,' '
'If Mr.s. goes on drinking as he
. items of interest to:the units toms, . does now, he'll soon not have a.:.coat to,,
"Jennie hat makes .di s his back,' said one ftl?nd to another•.—
, w y u such a bad d Nor to' his stomach, "either' •remarked:
. girl I" "Well,. mamma, God sent you' a h sician who was'staild airy near.
just the best children lie conlcl;find, and p y °
if they don't suit you 'can't help it;". ` Gan Year horse run very fast?' asked
a gentietnan of a boy who was driving
." Mamnia, I . know why papa cella'a milk crt, to which he."repherl ; s Vvell,
you honey, trztimphantly cried -..a young, no iiotT very fast,but be • cam' stand asp
ster.' 1$•Because'be thinks 1 aril sweet, fast as any l►orseyou ever saw. in alltbe
dear !" "No, it's' because..you hiasse,e0 days at, your life.',
much conib' in your baits" . • • . . A young btiteller said • to his" sweet
The persistency v'ith , which .the. heart : '•Eliza, what is the difference
schoolboy will go fishing . and catch between you and we T Eliza not being
nothing, ie equalled only . by the.unline : aisle to answer the question,. her' lover
cessful of ,rts of a corn doctor-to=secure said i "Tho dil%rence isS-that ' kill to
a dust .printing'office. r •..
ower. in a sora ltity„ dress, tindry'on dress to kill,.
First urchin--" Whena doctor gets .'.It seers to ane,' said an old lady to:
sick, .what: makes 'em get another' 'doe a reporter, 'that there ;Haven't been so
. tor to give 'sail medicine?" ' Seo nd' many Foie in the'paper since last. year
archin b'' Cos they can't take their own " as there. used to be.' ' "'Of eyurae snot,"
medicine --it's too nasty 'They gixe it inad:im,'. said the reporter;,it was such
to folks." , an no pun winter, you know?'
' Olt. t'•exclaimed.'a sufferer:to •a den-.
A little rniss, who Wda spending a 'fe.it' tist,a :that,is,tllo'second ,wrong tooth you
days • with . a 'farmer uncle, av'e *Oiled; visited the • h id' lPal, out l', . ,Cr'try sorry, sir;'.
barnyard, and while looking nt':the well- said. the -biu id'ei inMap erator ; r' but as
•fad cows, remarked, "W's a uncle. "est
3,. r J • there rvere;.only.three ><vll.eit I began, I'
see 1 all • the cows are chewing gust»,' ani, sure to be i•i ht this time.' ' '
aren't they ?"' •Tile' young mals: vho, :in serenading. a
There is a Militant: future in store.. widow be was in hove, sang
for the boy who, when, he sees a•load'.tinder the window:;•;' 7)arlii Voir are
of wood coming to :his house, rushes Growing Old,' discoversd that 143 11 d"
to his mother, asks for. the peppermint; made a mistake the next day when she
rolls on 'the floor and- groans and says, sent . back` lis letters fand. photograph,
le has the cramp. : ' . with an indignant -protest against his
'•insulting ;howls':. ' .
A. little four-yea►•-olcl sat alone in .the - t "
parlor when tt new do tol eanie -to''see . practise.' application t.ti.tleriilon.
his sick'mother. The.,' doctor :naturally '1`tvo little ' -- dressed inti set'
. wished ,to make his -•acquaintance, .and > , r ,P y 8�
said, ".Holy old are you, :my' soil:?"• carted up'in a gaiet, out-of-thSaw ay•coro.
" I'm not old ; I'M new," said the boy, net in church ' '1'h.e minister, however,
• i ,..
saw t r
� finial, nu l mere ., than 'e in his
New minister (who wishes to. know; . ' neat: s
� sermon wondered lrllo_ they Were rail.
,P-.: all about his patishioners)-= "Then do I' what made them listen ;o attentively.
understand you that your, aunt is. on II'o-wtis.really.sorry' whorl, .the sei•vicc
your fathers sides•or� your. tnothe s :ass being .over, he 'l;oolcetl'; anti they r'ei o
Country' lad—" Zonietirne oilo stn'zome- (so. he---vti.iisliedl like two little baS.s: that
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-•---------times•-tile.-other; 'cd�ptin' 4�:lim t.ftytiler h'rlauttdi tt> tlrptlrititueys and Icic,il at..
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whacks them both, air? • lie '1 adi.not gone far,- •however, on his
-- While • the wine . w is being passed ' ,homeward, journey; iv Inn' asslia'low sti
around duritig'tliemtdmi.nistrtttion of the •idol, a •th'in,, dirty littlo• hand - `iclreil
sacrament •at Butler 111issinn 'Glidii'cli, 'ont and.' touched Hint, '
Indianapolis, the congregation was olcc ': Olt,. Sir, plbase• ' •e me soma' for.
trifled by the sudden' exclamation of a my sick,inoth� r,o-"'`
little boy, "hyla, I'll take beer' 1" A "Give.. o'ii wli,tt, child'?"
ripple of sumo essed tau1hist 'disturbed' • " zui:ed• mills,"vi-plied t; ttg l
the solemnity of the occasion: '„ay Qnn, voice,. . ' t
'We've.
iotlin
g to buy
Bibi •has. beliiii to leant a:tcnei 'lass thein with nod the doctor wants. her' to'
tory, .and begs her. papa to ask herr have 'them, You said.' conte .withont-
questions, just to sehowwise she is, money, you .know, and I'm hale. • • Otto's
"Well," said papa, " can .You tell -'ale
who Aclarn was ?" ." The hither of all
men." "Goad. And• who was 7y31.?
• After a moment's reflection l ";The
mother of all worn€n." '
tsa
• 4 little boy rani away from• home,
and while enjoying himself in forbidden
fields, a thunder storm came up, arid, it
began it, His :guilty conscience
needed no accuser. Ratnnin,g horns' he
bu•t'$ into the pt esetice, of his a"if ton'shed
maralna et c'Tliinaing breathlessly, ,'F 111 }
ma, God's frowing stories at me 1"
;1.litt1e boy in a S`untl;ty school pot
a poser to his teaches. Thssiady wits
telling. her class liow (god punished the
- Egyptians by causing the firstborn in
each• hottsel3old tai be slain, . Thelittle
boy listened attentively, and att1t ' pro•
per interval mildly inquired: "What
would God have clone if them had 'beets
twins?"
The gentleman rvbo attracted atten-
tion in church last week by.e.rying out,
"Holy Mosesl'htirl no intention of.
disturbing thn congregation. He had
been: tacking down carpets on the clay
before, and just as 11e nut down in his
pew ho suddenly remembered that he
had half a paper of tacks in his coat
shirt pocket, -We woke this explana-
tion in justice tohis family, who are
highly respeotahlo.
The late Rev. Ili,, Zl---y, of New
York, had at large Body and short lower
limbs. lie said that when in the cars
one day a lady had arotind her so many
. children that she did not know what W
do with thein. Ho milted her to let
'one of the little giritt sit w tll�;, Mtn, its
she had her hands full. The child,'
after a • short eta', rettlrnecl to her mo-
ther, who asked her why 'she did not
sit longer in the gentleman's lop. '4‘111a,'!
,she replied; " he 'tenet got any lap." -
d•;
brought the kettle, nod I..'ve got st bottle.".
"'1tllat was my text this eveninj,"
remarked the rfiieislf;t' toe friend who
had joined him. • "i Come pity Wine.
and milk, ttitliout money and.;piet','
These children stere nay most attentive
1iearers. '1'hiy "girt; you pet'eei.vo, . bats:
applied it to the' ono great need -she is
conscious of. What can I do 1'i
"We'll go With thorn, to.thee r hoiitc,
.and see 'what is rei tired of us," 'replied
'the..gentftiroati. "I. this story is true,.
neither kettlrl slot'. bottle-tllall :remain
empty."
UJrp a narrow cobalt in the church's
rear they found'n.wothanler advanced
.in consntnption witty had evidently seal
bettor. days, cf oro ones, too, because
love of wealth aiid' pleasuie,had led het•
down to. the horrible. .pit alid:''iiltn the
miry clay the Bible 'tells us about,
Her husband was in leis „rave, wealth
and statical 1iad vanished Ince dr dream,
m,
and now, as the waters of the alar' varl"
ley creak chilly about her feet elm look•
ed end longed for an upward 'ray to.
pierce her slnirit's gloom., ',1'1te=' Lies.
Mr. while ministering to lies
bodily, needs, lost no time in pointi11',{
her, to thrix . tan of lciglit.t'nisnese ;' • and
ars' he talked, fear and agony faded out
of utas wotriatirfa,oe, and 'tiro light of-
great
fgreat hope dawned in her ayes. T'itoso
total little' bandies of i'ngs-•--first rindl
Otto.—Sat curled Up in one tinfliii' li.�t•d!tr-
fog,
just s theYh i listened from t •
,
power with bandit folded their lapa,
,
lips apart, end • a sleep dead slti:riiug itt
the orbs that never for .an instant 'left
the spt3tl:er's free,
•A. Week later'Orta•ilnrl Otta were tuo-
therless, yet not alone. . Iola friends
took them.. in, kind bandis iniiiistered
unto .them but but tieither ever forgot
their first seirnois, nor the kettle they
biosaght Co the tninister.
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tk
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The subscriber hasnow on hand, and' ie, constantly receiving, it large stock of,
LA..L. ET .. NEW'
GRE.,!' .OOMMOTION
*Myll�. lirif * I M ll r�R wi$W a IlI1lllliU+�ia.l woe.
Of various sizes and descriptions,' which ho is enabled to offer lower than: ever,.,
• consegeence of the fall in prices, through the depression of the. times.
.RNES& OF ALL.: KINDS
On hand Or made to order;: and baying taken" FIRST 'PRat' the Frovtpeia1
B'dnbitton, held at London bast fall, he feels' confident of being able to guarentlre
'satisfaot%on.
liiiton,'Maroh 14, 1878.
J. C. MiLLER.
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MACHINE
�E�IjN� .,.
A, splendid assortment o! first•class 'SAWING ' MACRINES always on land. NEEDLES
-and every furnishing kept in stock.
=�. LSO" • REP I`RING SHOP.
Sewing Machines of every make repaired, and new parts kept • on hand. Having engaged^.'
practical machinist, all work done here is warranted to give good satisfaction.
Charges Moderate , ' " Si, NOESWORT8y
Huron Street,cue door west of.tl:e Commercial Hotel, Clinton.. Ont..
NnmicE 01? ,RF.,DI:OVAL, •, II I ON SEES: STORE,
John I) aynueu.t, butcher,
Thanks 1t1, man;, d'ustomerslor past lavorst x114 isetgs
leave to notify thorn that ho has route ved from tlui Stsil
, in,the illaticet building • to
Hunter's OW, Stand, !futon Shoot;
Hort door Lo (.drupbdal'9 Harness: Shop,,,
'Whore iio'tt'ill bo'pleased. to runt thonl all, and -any
others' who may.'favor him with theircustom, and Ito
• windy his best.to Aupp)y ther<uwith
First Olos,s NBA Af ? a of i•eaeO nobfle'mrclt's
' J MIN DA.YitlKST,
•'GOD:.RTCa
7:he unersiyueci` has on hand and for. sale;
LTFItovE.0 . PuAOIIBLOI'1'S, A SUPERIOR
POTATO, CEDiTflNMVtAIJ SNOWILAKI,
•..:)TRA .itJllit i .`,.�7 iii. _a is I at
J -r•-8.1.4 t� .
NE-ITBEAUTTTLATII
A\1]` ATITI;.R-AitiETIES'.
He has also a large quantity of :
Clinton, Teh, 18, 1878.
All.kinds of Field an•
CASH VS•_..._i1tt'i�l9�r�'r
opinions. `Lt 181'1 t11e•'Crti1AL
'Many are thelata i . afl
D
of the depression in trade and ei,innielde, wit"
llas visited most every commercial con • v tor
tile' face of the, globe during the , 4 lour or
live years, and which woin$'tit eci t in this
Dominion of ours—it sou, . " 11etAble among the
nations for her ' al' oral, lntnberin , 'and'
mining resour ier'educational appliances,
:bei tori' -'. smite. vahiahie, and covered fish-
eries m her INo..1 ('cal Oil, at H.Ail 1.AN/):
NQS.' at 20 cents pet.gallon.
•
Scene claim - that extravagance is tit cali$0 of
tlle•evil others, diver -production mat n I lay
importations; while otherslaythe Whole it.
on the present government --hat we .are dif t
opinion that the long eredit s4 oteln is one cause
of the'present trouble in'"this Canaria of 0
Many Are the selietnrs suggested fitr the remov-
al of the so•calied. Bard tinter'; sense advocate
others sa . in xeric the tariff; mid
1.
free trade, [ 'rs t C y C, ,
others things too numerous to mention, while
we are -Of the opinion ,that tobay and sell for
casIh will bo'tbe'tnest enre'and successful means
, f'$tainlping ont thisentttriter crilus. This being
• our coilvictfon, we have decided to
SE/,/, OUR (JG0»':FOBC'.ti,Stt, at prices
!lad kill' •a•gtoni•Ylc all, r, res We)itir'n Narked
Them down a . a VER 1,,J }ALL A 1)1''Ai 11, )E.
Wt. keep constantly on handl-a large dt:».i"rtrent
of
STOVES 'oF" 'ALL KI D s.
of the Latest :ltteilass, wlnctt we me sdalliin f .,.
en.Seads
lii.%]` r. •
1salzr�` �IcNc1II1,'
�j)dericli, April. 18, 1878
Rf i.OV.A.I+
. AT ltl 1;
CHEAP I..1SH....GROCE.
Cis
fir. 1.1 I .i..T ..L.' C..Q '.:..V.
rr
Why it has become the hub of interest so, rapidly is accounted for from the
-fact that customers are realizing the adyantages.....of making their. ; purobasea
where they earn get the benefitof close bargains in'" '
TEAS, : SUGARS,' FRUITS, : JELLIES,„
CANNED . GOODS
And'everythint�nsually kept in .a first-class Grocery. Store,. AT 'A. SMALL
ADVANCE ON COST,. The same advantage is offered.in•
• CROCKERY— GLASSWARE, ' ETC.;
Hails, flacon Oatmeal, • Cornmeal, Cracked Wheat,` &o., kept on band..
• i�
FARM FEODUCE: taken, in a Change of goods, the same as'eush. •
t".
AH ---sire invited to call and inspect• stock land' .rices and• ' . --•tblt
. [ ... prices, u ge
thennselves.
REMEMBER` r,YH_ PLACE,','•
I 1 B dill
� two �
• Nos rally
•
Janes Tews1ey, butcher,
While Ih,dnkir,g.•his hicrdds for the liberal patronego
hestou•od on hire, in. the past; tatdrs this+ insane of in-
forciine them that bolos rf moved. from the Marta
. • fnildintt, ' . .
Ilia Shop occupied;. by E • inch
1�1,eit :dirt -t, diteotly opposite rho murl.Ct,.dt•heic Itc
will ha4Pd•i@cd to moot them. strand as many row bnos
IIY•rnay favor hila with thair'on, ,tom.
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r /amiss of hart/ kept in ora -8(n, ;at,1- sold
id! .i.eonnrrtTble i dm/Pd. -
JA t 1iS TI nf.11Y, '.
Mint, n, Vob• 14, 1'x78, ' '
L :o�,t12teastie' 1. I L b S.
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/ 12t1< 4I;ns,111tuNti 1ti >il:scyi'Utt$3' •73ii 'rO
Inform alto inhabitrdnts at:t:ltnten apat surrounding
'country Olathe Pinsntarte,1hit • ,
NEW S'AW' MILL"-
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ON Il'L"Itei; S1'Itunr,
_fltl,l�rsito the frd�•t Western Station
paid( at price that defy eo1nitetitioil,
anarllitaCtin`e.
And ie prepared to -
1
' `liit�i3iC O • EligilY 1BESCI WTttft . t.,""tet, .tote an8)(4.1E,„00 cheap for Ca8,1,
.anal etre pieftared to Aelt104 c;t,11t at arrives 10 _ :f,1leis s140 8.1.' t11ILlt of at 3;luddsun;hand, farsale;
than airs l¢ryi,�i}rjr,zt.••
..t .J��1 ��i ... Td C.L( L $1,-! c:Awri:i3. •
Ana ettt';TSCil' ,.li rim, �,lj is �J;; '1t,tsar`a, ana.ir,18 8.
r7'1rs'f litCEIVLll, 4f,tltdlr'114T alt ; •-- _--
i'j„ttl 8 .4! totif
'31tfr ole, Fork..4 flake*, ITh, , d t C"f %t " a ..
l�ttngrn ii'dtil1!, Lorbr, !Iowa, i'riinf:r, iJaa,
1 an7tia/t, liinrloar•(.110g..,Pumh.td,ia
and kid (41'
• . litrfzd II',5 Jf.Il,'JJll'41l1.
We keep constantly "lt hand a 1 ii st nqaurtnient
of LA11114, I3111d1U1:16(111.\161rt milts, Brasses,
see,
(;iiTSi:rll:s, (tl.enta. Sze: Also, t ar•z.s variety
• of BIRD C:I,oiss,
l'e make n ny►tttle8117 or J1itvetr'ottjilts,
')'i.1 anti Galva..rizeel !rem 'IR'o0iln{4
discs( Metal Coenfoon,.findt rill
. hinds of jolt sn'opk.
dt•1hr not fail to call and get our price$, and he
cnnvineed that we ate selling Kenai at lower
figuresbanl
have t
vdr}eenoffered
before In
the'
'
county,
Remember' the irises to iruy goods ebratr fart
cash, 18 at it<l.1Li.At1XY IlltON,' 13118011 Mom,
opposite ltoOI'8 ?Tcrtel, Albert Street, Clinton.
' I ARArAND BROS,
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N••O'LrICE
All ove'due, Notes and Accounta not settled at'
, trice, Will,lse-phieea in oust far collection,
drrotin, April 4,1878:
DERTAKE
.1'L7$z• i 7fL� 14114"7p>aa,
”'-•-.t t.K11d 1 1li1/0.11 011
Caskets; .oftin 1 t`3. Robes,
1t11C., LTi.. ,
lsaitli:osttj,plt” r'( with he al a at aloof est sodic, and
et the volt's 1,O W1 81 mats..
AlEol a food IEAE.8t. so lists
R �it
NTO'N, May. 9, .1878: •
or: • to MEssrs.liom soy & Sitter's:
GORDON &&•• FINL:A. Y`SON.
OTICE:s
N'OTIC-E',
DIT:
A.5EPrIMictr. l g A..rr i.
ALL,:
1
W .
QAS C•E r
p
1
0
Bulter:and eggs 1takeii fhc same as Cash,
ternenauerthe, Pia eo•-VXOP0tt1A. trout
' • ret011.01;: t t11 • . LON 3'Iv
Cltnten,8rpt)3,x417.
HUGH VI/ALILACE:, t& OAR ,
On °, 1vraroh 7, 1878 '.. .