The Clinton New Era, 1878-05-16, Page 34
MAY le,
HUMOROUS, Loss of the Steamship Sardinian.
" Evaporate" is the latest, slang for
" cheese it." It is equivalent to 77 dry
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It is naore blessed to give than to re-
ceive. And it is likewise a blessadsigIt
harder to do. •
How sweet to hear. the eviitchedog's
h enest_batke,..when,
. v n t o
chard. Not otherwise.
"Do drop, letteks ever get hurt?"
asked an exchange, Well, they are
found dead sometimes.
An Indiana man stopped his paper
because it had not contained a circus
advertisement for three zearsee
• ben you hear it ociuntry church
•choir blueing, "Theie will be no More'
' - sorrow trim," you vonclucte that either
• • the aforesaid choir will eat be there, or
they will not he permitted to Whig.
ee
-Some one has discovered that there
is actually a law in farce which permits,
nes to-he-earried-as bagga-ge. Sinee
this is the case we may travel
ably this year. It was the supposed ab •
sence of such a law that kept tri home
so much. ••:. •• .
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• Two gentlemen were arguing 'in 'a
• pasture lield, with only. a goat for an •
audience. In reply to 15 stetement, of
one, the other said :." I know.' But" -
The goat teak him' at his wordeand the
argument was continued on the Other'
side of the fence. • •
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TheSe are the days-whenethnevamen
- . of the house lights down like im..appoe,
titian iu the midst of the domestic gar-.
• den, swinging a broom, fieppinge her
skirts, kicking eideways Witl•-botlefecit.
at once, •suripping ber eye. s, humping
• her back aud screcebtfren " Shewthere!
Show!" It's hens.
An old soldier, relating his experienee •
at a temperaece ineetteg•in Ipwe,Field
that one time he .got poSsoasibir of •:two:
kegs of whisky, took them to 'camp, pa
a faucet in one of thew, and passed' the
whisky around' moue the boys until
they .all got pretty Full, .About•; the,
time the keg was empty, he said, fora
moment, his conscience told him he. was
doing wrong. He picked up a axe. aud
• knocked the head .of. the ether. :keg in
and (here. he was interrupted
deacons 'Starting the cry of 7'7 .Amenr
." Malik God 1" "Glory . be toeGodl"
After the house. became. quiet'. lie. eon-
, tinued "1 knocked in ..the head of that
keg, gave the .boya.to -tin cnp, .andeold,
them to help: themselves.' It was a
case of premattireabnthusiasme and -the:
wicked scoffers in the audience:. had
• their turn to shout. •
..ateny tiraeratte raanceaers Uttered. and. a
lew lett100- • .
'oe Old to be Caughe with
Considerable amusement was created,
in one.at• our stores the-. other -day,. by-.
the antics of an old lady, in it frilled cap'
end spectacles, over what 'she consider-
ed a strong exhibition of the marvellous.
A gardener friend of the Shop•iteeper.
had recently presented.hire with it small-,
mouthed -bottle containing -a large cry
cumber -quite a curiosity to those ig-
norant of how it is produced; but • e.
meuy other ,mysteeies; sump' nough ,
when explained. The beetleis Of COuree
placed over the embeye-pickle •.when it.
is small, and allots/oil to. remain beside
the vine instil the growth is- complet ed
• 'The old Iady had never seen or -heard •
of enything of the kind, and she 'stood
before it utterly dazed and bewilibired•
with astonishment. First 'she- would
• get on one Aide, pant her steletalles
firmly, take ir long -look: andthen draw;
a deep breath. She would then remove
her glasses, give them a therough Wire
ing and try it again, lemarkieg• in a
high key, witb much emphasis: ' • .
• "Nobody- in this woild kin ever
make me believe that is a ginooine 'cow-
: cumber iv that hottle-it's jist tome
kind of scum you've ease over my.eyes l"
Then she would get over on the other
gide, reedjusa her spectacles, . wink setc.
teral times with both ey,es'in the drollest,
manner to dispel the delusion, and- then
„ the 'saine result before, ,when. she
fleet one eynand then the other, with
take aim at the bottle egairi, closing'
' would 'repeat the,, remark; und slihke
her head with incredulity ite she titowly
expressed her doubts as to the. Nudity
- of. theespectaele. ' •
"1 mind of being to a slight-o'.hand.
show when I was.a gtel," shewent on.
to say, "aa' a feller come out an' pot
tended to be eatin' cotton, belphin' fire.,
-an'-spinnin' ribbona, besides fryin' eggs
in a hat, an' rt- lot more nonsense) 'an'
• tomfoolery, not to speak of his gettin'
live chiekens out'n a loaf of bread he
had found in a man's overcoat pocket;
- • but them as had seen each things before
• an' knowed how it was, all said itewasn't'
more nor less nor a. sham, aa' all he had
done was pot a scum over people's eyes,
when lie sou make 'em believe it
toad was was a bird of paradise, if lie want -
el to. An' that's jist exactly what I
think about that eoevetiniber, Take
away the spell frogeoffn, my eves, ant I
dessay the bottle will teen out to be
empty. It's real witertainit', Won gh,
an' I s'pose there's heaps o' folks jist
tools enough to -believe itt's all as real as
it 'pears to be, but I'm too old a birti to
git choked on ehaff, Mr. Sandere, an'
you can't fool me worth a tent," •
So saying she gathered up•lier parcels
and departed with ifirtny' knowing nods
of satisfaction.
Letteeentney, Ireland, May11.
At three o'clock yesterday the Allan
steamer Sardinian arrived at Lough
Foyle to efeive mails and paesengere
before' progrtellne" on her trans-Aklantia
Voyage. 'Shortly'affer he oaths) to an,
coal bunket., and the vessel immediate.
ly caught -fire. The passengers in the
forecastle were mit off from their. cow-
ritdes 'and for some time the greatest
confusion and consternation prevailed.
With some difficulty the captain was
able to coinieunicate with the Afore, and
the tole epli-Wiror wahrtirough t ante
requisition for the pm•pose of obtaining
the assistance of tug steamers, and Wok-
ing, arrangements for the •accoMmoda-
tion of about four "hundred PasSetneers
with beard.: When, the officers of the
vessel had eucceeded in restoring. cern-
parative.order • aeliasty • 'examination of
the various -compartments was ntade,
anel it was found that about forty pas-
sengers bad sustained serious hijuries iu
various parts of the body. Several had
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The Subscriber has new en hand, and is censtaettly receiving, a largo stock of.
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Of vitriol's sizes toed descriptions, , which he is enabled to offer lower than ever, in
censegnence of. the fall in prices, through the depression of the tines.
AR NESS- ALL -KIN D S
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On hand or made to order, and having. taken FIRST PRIZE at the 'Provincial,
Exhibition, held at London lest fall,' he feels confident' of being able- to guarante•e
. . satisfaetion. • • •
•••• •• J. • C. MILLER.
linton, INtach 1,1,1878.
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• SPRUNG..
•1878.
• Owing to the depression in trade, an the exceeding hard times, we .have
been unable to find anyone with money enough to buy our stook. of- Dry Geckle,:
We. have, therefore, been tie the tnarket and bought a Spring Stock, whieh we be..
lieve to be the •.
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CHRA.VEST--gTOCK", EVER OFFERED CLINTON •
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It being' bought for cash, we are enableeto offer it to the public at wholesale
prices for cash.. Oar Old stnesk being prettly.'much. sold out by auction the people , •
wiafind everythin,g new and of the very best quality. Any old stook we lave
•• on hand, will he cleared out at WFIOLESALE PRICES AND LESS.
songere. The woOnded were temporarily
pieced ill the stores running pat
with Ibitaraty,, where they were nrompt-
ly attended by Sir William Millar and
other' Moclibid g On tleindn, . The speatii-
ole Was narrowing in the extreme. The
Shrieks of the unfortunate sufftirers at-
tritoted large and Syntpathetie-aroWthie
The- thorcinglifahs in tbe. immediate
nelithborliboilwere e,onipletiily. blocked,
The pitsseeigers aro. chiefly (leratas and
Italians ; but a n ['ober of English ;inti
Scottish :emigrants • are among them.
Among the passengers were- forty or-
phan children ileatinel for 'domestic .tier:
vice in America,- The fire brigade went
from Derry. Co the. vessel, but theiteef-
Torte werennevailing. • An attempt wetS
made to beech her on 4e1C-Iimey's Bank,
but she was finally, scuttled and tillel,
and: sank in 'Arlie fathoms, of water.
There. was iio hisoraece 6tiIis4e1.
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• ea; Novo SVuger.
the day • .the Northern Fair
Spring Show A Wonderfully exeiting
challenge was arranved. between R. Mo-
- Clarty, agent for theeGlobe 'reaper, •artd
M. G. Bice, farmer, MciLliray, The
.cliallenge was made up and 'completed
in presence of a 'large crowd. The fol-
• lowing is a cantleneett account of the
ohallenge or agreement, whichever Yon
like to thi•ra it : When Biee's fall wheat,
is ripe, Bice is to mit once or twice
around the Outside with his., tea t -
tit ted to the Glebe. Reaper, pd• thee
t 'removed ; Bice takes takcshi5Id of one
iffletree, IlleClarty the came, • and
away they g� till machine cuts four
!heaves. Bic "s to keep his end of the
• whiffietre ip to the,•ritark. 'McClarty
.e.yil>t6 be allowed to back Up the ma
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dee froin where the horses left it (this
seems the most difficult part of the chal-
lenge), but must stat tit theword," go."
Tho machine is to Stop itud• startfrom'
level ground. If McOlitay fitiisa Bib
gets the Machine for nothing. If Me
fails, or rather if the machiue wins
Bice will have to buy the machine et
eitsb. The - ripening Of Liee's
wheat will be -Watched fol.' by litutdreds
in the neigiffiorliqed. The farm. is otily
two wiles from Aileit Craig, and doutt-
lesS A large crowd will be present to ivit•
ness tide strange contest.
Why ho wouldatt Marry M‘r.
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" Ararry.lter ! by George ! I ivotild if
it wasn't foe het confounded nese.", •°
".Nose! Lia, hal What's the matter.
.witli her nose ? 1e it too slibit, too long,
or -which 1 'You're too fastidious young
man. A woman may bo a charming
wife Altai have any one -of these deformi-
ties '
ti' i any of them, 'old fellow,
The. filet is I like Eitty-like to look at
her and talk witlt lier--eleit any closer
reletiouship-I could never ends Her
•nose ie too o -d -o -ho -u -s 1"
.Unfortntia to, Midas fill 0110 4180. Dr,
Sage's Catiti rah Remedy, the wonderful
distofectingenetperties of which instant-
ly sweeteti the breath, destroyiq all Of-
fensive:odor, To its mild, !teething, and
beating effects the most inveterate cases
of catarrh promptly yield. ' Sold by
droggiate. '
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An Astonishing Fact.
large proportion of the A ineriean
people are to -day dying' froin the effects
of dyspepsia, or disordered liver. The
result, of these diseeses upon the masses
of intelligent, and valuable people is
most alarming, making ffle ectinilly a
burden instead of a bleesed existence of
enjoyment and use niness as it might
to he, 'There is no pod reason for
if you will only throw aside prejudice
and skepticism.'tekte the advice of dreet
gists and ybut Mends, soul try one bot-
tlo of Green's August -Flower, Yout
speedy relief in eertain. Millions of
bottles of thiseuedieine bete) beim ttiven
away to try it$Ivirtinoti, with setistactory
results in every &Ise, ,Yoti can buy it
sample bottle fo 10i:texts to try. Tlfilee
doses will relieee the woint ease. kosi-
tively sold by •till druggists on the Wes-
tern Continent.
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AS11: . VS.filtED111, Money to Loan. •
• • • , . patv&TF, 8117..TDB, AT utCfire FEU CENT.
• C. EIDOUT.
Clinton Dec. (5(1,, 1870. • • -
:4fany.are the opinions' afloat is Id the cause
of the deprckiou in trade and echnnierce, which
hthi visited. Most every" commercial country ()ti
the face .of the globe during the past four or
five years, and.which seems to still exist in this
Di million of ours -a country notable among the
neaps ber-agripultura, lumbering, and
'mining resources, , her educational appliances,
her very 'extenSive; valuable, and coveted fish-
eries, and her No.1 Coal Gil, ttt gARLAND
PROS' itt 20 cents per . .
Stip& claim that eitravags,nee istthe outlaw of ,
the evii-; others, oVer-produetion and too large'
importations, while others lay the -Whole blame
on the present government -but We are of the
opinion' that the lon.g credit sySterii.is one cause
of the present trouble in. this' Canada of, 'ours.,
Many are the sehemes suggested for the.remov-
ai of 'the so-called hard times; some advocate
Tree Trade, others say increase the tariff, and
others ,things too numerous to Mention., while,
we are of •the opiniOn'that to buy and sell. for -
ash will he the most 'sure and successful means
of stamping out this monster crisis. *This being
• our conviction, we have decided to
S.C.L.r.. • 0 UR .G,OODS. Fag CASII, at prieu
Mat qil&•agtooli all, ..a*
iloion a' a. VERY SAI.ALL 4 Dr A SCE
. , 0.N. COST POR CASH'. • '
We Iceei constantly.. on hand a large asiortment
" of . •
STOVES OF ALL KINDS,
of. the Latest Patterns, which we are sellintt (01
cash at prices tliat defy csmpetitiun.
• mitinifacture :
TINWARE OF EVERT DESCRIPTION,
and are nrePared to 5011 for cash at prit;ii,r lower
. ' than the.loWerit; •
Call and .et io for.Millatall, rano,
JUST 13,BegiV8B„ A LAIto•B Lov o:
Spaele.4, Morel:(, Fork Bakes, foes, (.'1. 'I**
Pumps, iValle, Look ()Ux,'
Ytirergli," WintlotoOlaa,Pitity, and all kiwis rf
BUILPEIPAT 11411) wARR.
lire• keep consknitly on hand t lame assortment
of r...t:ifrs, 13RACKETs, CH.AND841Efts, 111711tNERS,
CIIIMNIES; G•LOTOirti. ete. Also, e ierge variety,
of Limb .
We ratau,e it $pectator or towetroughm,
PM.1. Ncon.,flooritow,
• Skittet-MIsttali, Cornices', •ntiol alI
kinds of job' Work. •
Cir no not fail to call and get oar prices, and be
convinced that we are selling goods at l'0Wer
figures than have ever been offered before in the'.
• ,- connty,'
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liemember the place to buy goods theap for
easii,•ia at flATtlAND DEW.' Ilittoic BLOCK,
opposite Itoss's: Hotel, Albert .Street, Clinton:
• HARLAND BROS.
NO 'PIO . • . •
All overtire! ',lutes ain't AceOtilita riot Sottlett itt:
once, will be placed in court foe eollection.
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Clinton, .toril 4,1878. ••
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IISIPORTT.TO
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FOUNIIktIrM
SEED: STORE;
.GonERIcH,
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Tha undersigned has on hand and for'sale, •
ItiritovEii`-',PF4pitnt.Ows, • Stxruitteit
• Fieekre CENTENNIAT, SNOIVi'LANE.' •
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• , EXTISA 'RA.ELY; -v S.P1117-• •
• NEL BEAUTY•2 LATE • 114/SE$ •
• 'AND: omnen Vennerins.
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lie has also. a large geautity0 •'
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AlVkin-ds it Field 'andiartlenSeeds.
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' • IfAllillfiLT4):lif 1 STItiEE'll'. . '
.AM411eNAllt, '. • . '','",' ' ' --
stomere are of the opinion that we have giveo up businetse
iu Clinton, we take this opportunitypf letting them know that we are still doing
husinessAs usual, and will be glad to see them all, and supplythere with geotitt
in any line, as heretoffire,' •. •'
We haft) ecured the services of A -FIRST-CLASS. MILLINER, and are
prepared to execute all orderti iri this departtiient, in first-class style. Oter-Shoee
Room Will be opened in few clay's, and the ladies will haveLa chance of seeing •
all the New Patterns English, French and American Millinery. . •-• •
0 UR TAII.30RING DEPARTNIENT •
Is still under the thanagernent of 11IR. SMITH, who, we feel canfident; can give ,
.• satisfaction to svery one, in a gijod-fiCting " •
• We have on hand a splendid assortment of ENGLISH, FRENCH and'
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CANADrAN r.rwmuns, .nt the very lowest figtfres Alsi, SPLENDID
LINE OF .FRENCII WOItsTED coA.T.ENGs. . • •
11tEN AND i3OTS FELT HATS, ALL THIi) NIIWEST- AMERICAN
- • 'AND ENGLISTI• STYLES. "
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it, word, out -stock' is coinplete, in every departtnent, Wad will be sorted
(miry week or so. ' ' •• '
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• Wo have sold out one stock of BOOTS ANP SHOES Itea Boot and Shoe
Aealer in town with whom we have mede arrangement tosupply our customers
at the very lowest elites. , • ' .
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BUTTER AVD EGGS taken: the san2e as OASH.
cA.Ir_Air_AA:2c.rx)ioYa, Ak. CO.,
tore. S
Clinton, April 4th -1878 • Cheaip Cpusb.
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Goil.erieb, Alan .1.8, '
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'DEMOVA. •
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James Tewsley, butcher,
1,Vhilo thanking his Menusfor the liberal patronage
bestowed on hire in the past, takes thIs means of in.
forming them that be bait renieved join the Market
• • • Building, • .
To the Shop occupied by E. Finch,
Albert Street, directly .opposite the Market; where he'
Will bo pleased -to meet them n11 and ne• ninny now ones
as may favor hug with their etudoin.
„Mints o/ Meat kept in, semant, and -861t1
at reasonable rat . es, .• • • . •
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Clinton, rob. 14, 1875.•
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IsTOTIOE ItEMOVAL.
John aayment butcher,
Thank* hlit many customers for.patrforors, slur hogg
leave to notify them that he has removed from the stall
' in •the gatket building to • . • •
Hunter's 'Old Stand, Huron Street,
Next &Arlo Campbell.* Ramon; Shop, 6 •
Where ha will.be pleased to meet them all, and, any
ethers who 'may favor Itim with thole oust iai,iuulh�
will dohia best E0 simply them with
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Chtio .1(11.1.IW ren*onahtr rat(-,
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Clitit1761 18, Iti78,
EN OVAL 1 It.E1110VAL
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R. Fitzsimons, butcher,
Boring Illoye71 fit no the blarliet Building, to ions corner
• , • . •-• • . of *be - ,
*OLD CLINTON • HOTEL BUILDING
• N.IEXT TO vteresix BtOegt
rill4bCilitti fto rourect ell his 4i friend* anti ensiornent
hero. 1, al patrons, u he rootived In the peat
stipported.
SMUTS. hist hat in hils rit; **be *Mb° equally
Wishes of blitenstomers.
• ( W I 11;0 seated to meet rho
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Acid Other Aloleoltrattetroes.
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0 /MBAS* SO
ItOPEET FITtitYiONR,
Vailllab 1 e r 11 pert)/1",14,1878.
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1101t SALE OR LltiA.S.14
nituata along stle of t he,• Grand Think Dail read,
WOR II KNOWING,
• Veit C ink tee OCT 000
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Alia so re erly known 0 a the Wit t EITIESA It, Mj r,r, provr (5). • ,
At CLINTON, lathe County iot•ituron, tii, Glioct,.„-,,
liaLud
comprising four pens of imill, on *Melt 1501 PrOet(!ri IC
tivo•story Bricklmilding 28 x 42, side ,oef, with brisk . 0
mfl,1 t '‘,.:•4
engine orn linx 42 ; algo,largo Vm
oee StorebOnse, ca• o iC. VI.
potty 40,000 bashels; sou ler Minos aidor lamb! r
shale,. Jorge total of soft water, fet atialli anti tithe
purposes.
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This ,ty it one of (holiest situated for 1,111111/4:
lecturing purposes in the County Of Moron, • .•
Terintrof payment alt be mato-melee re event of
any cafe end reasonably prolitaido no an teetering bn Al •
nese locating here, if desir,d, 1 Wi 1 Ilnotiotally .asakt
the en terliolse. •
1.er fortherpartlelars apply (0 05 ditaTiVti
• ItT) T.UWI1St, l'uoraitirba,/,
• ti •• of,INT0X., ONT.
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(nein Tee tor 00, 40. 00, 00, sea 174 cents Per Ib.
(1(1013 rillefAlt, 11 itmnits,ter ono dollar.
liOanit k THIN 8, Is pounds for oho (foliar.
A lime aoe-eittere et
China, Glass aria Crookery, vor7 ohoap-
chtittirpt 40e g..totIc helot CV pittlhasing td*,•%11 dre: • All
of Protium', taken in exchange ft r mord*.
1/$111`1111148 rOiontan *I3, oil hand.
AMDNIIr•Art.
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Clinton, Nov, 8,1877.
ICEU NOTICE, NOTICE,
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120STIViELY
'NO CRE -]J I 11 'G.- IITYIN-
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ALL • GOODS ,
SOLD AT •
Li0 VVEST
5,
600 0.
01 Igo lalmilk:sale.
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PRICE -
HUGH WALLACE & •CO.
LONDSBORO, March 7, 187b.
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