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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1878-02-14, Page 7•F•11311tUATeY 14, 1876, HUMOROUS: • ••••••,^ ' Tine wintett very clos'ely reeeteables the one we had lust set:inner, - Those wh..ec wee overehoes are some- titnee overshoer of their footieg. How to melte a bot4bpd—Go to bed with a lighted eigar ie yoor mouth, •Whet most newspapere eutler from about thitetime of year-41utoor-tistu. ,Sweet girlt...‘10-4.1rtssetti.--Slierp-girls- -Chtt.1asses, (The editor tresta these see not fal-lasses.) What is 'that which take s two to nakke, is eagerly sought ufter, end. is Jot nothing after all e A Hos: • A. clevertfellow has taught ducks tu swi.m in het 'water with sach sticeese that they lay boiled ege,s.—te s There are two reasone why We don't trust. a man --one because we doe% know him, and the other because wt • The Bret acrobatic woman. who joined a drone' oeession was Lot's wile ed.aronod she becatee s tu- rner t. The last novel is 'entitled 44 Nobody's. Ensband:". Of all. the • hirebands we ever•heard ofi,ceeteinly this geetlernan is the most unfoeternite.". .4 There are 'two- ihings diet doeible up. a Man with startling ear.iditY, the ceiser'Y of an uneasy conecience enktheuepaid interest of a. promissory -note.. . "I think I have seen yeititefore,•,sir; are..kou not Owen Sinith , "Ob, yes; 'I'm owin' Stnitlre and ovvin' Jo.nee,...atid • p win' Brown, and mein! weery !Jody. A. gentleman named More ,proposed by letter ton young lady,. Wile answered, him with alloying description ee the; -lerst party, PiniAmsizing -the last line of her note, "-So no More at 'pies nt." lifettin sy thut the difference btweei tI, ose going in and out of office is outierly-`Ohis ; •11.1he fernier are iiworn itt • the:letterge • • . . . Imeortant Quer -Mrs. Paetington. is anxious to knew, if the. compassitaie a needle and thirty.- two points; how long -a, it will take u woman, witlistich a needle'. ' to make a shirt. A little boy, after- wa faille.' i 11'e:burn, ing of a sehool-hroust,,• until the novelty of the thing had ceased, started delve the street, saying- i . " I'm glad' ' the Old thing's biwned down; I didn't 'Uwe nty jogfry leeson no how:" • A minister told- a beautirtil .young girl, who was to become a bride, that 4sbe must 1:ffilieniber .that the man end % wife -are one. " Why" she; ,‘,•if i; you were under- loy.father and motber's ' • . window when they are qtairrellieg,' 2.i' • you'd think they:weie at. li iigt a onzen''. — Two passengers. were ' playing nayasin. : the.train.from Batit.toLondon,..',.. " • vet y odd," remarked one of them, "w.e'ee • been playing a. long, time; and T haven't seen a singleking; "It's very tiatural," replied the other,." seeing that yoti. have. • ' the king of hehrts-tip y,on.,r sleeve,„and I have the 'other three 'in my • boot,'' Ther.didn't play any more .efter that. • Some folks say there is no such thing • as perpetual" motion, 'which is'a mistake en nies.. A friend. tells es he fellows • a. woman in town whoecr tengue hne been running ten years .rithout being wound Temperance and Intemperance Rine bas brought his meetings to a eloee at Stratford, over 800 lutviog signed the pledge. . The Becomiclity"s voting 011 the repeasl of the Punkin Act in Lenox and Add- ington, remittea in a majority of 764 in favor of repeel. • A Providence lempeetince tiocietrin- -v,ftee the tipplers atiir WerPe6ple to a hot Sunday morning breakfitst, which is f01111 W (Lily pluuty of temperance tells and invitations to sign the pledge,. • Sir II, Johnston, Bart., M. P,, recent- ly 6tild " There wits no sin like -thet of intemperance, which beought a man down to the ilewest depths of degrade - non. There wee eto virtue whieh conjd lift *up a man and 'melte, him respected amongst his own, eeighhors like the vir- tam of tempeeauee." • • " We are stt•origly tempted' to t..:ffer- largierewarcl for any bisue of a daily or Weekly new'speper which does not con- tain the neWs of eithei a 'homicide; sue cide or other crinuedirectly caused by liquor, • We feel ceetain we would nee, er be called epon to pay it. Yet, tem- perance..is a humbug I But, .we leve the "'humbug," and pray for its univer- sal triumph. -.Sprit of/is John B. ,Gough say S the moet,iiwful 'blunder, the -United States eve' oomr 't ted • and the remark applies proportion- ately to Canada—was in sastaining the liquot• treflic. 'In l876 the people. tit the Pnited-•States Spent $600,00ff,000, . for liquor 'then paid $4100,000,0$ more eci provide teiele and places of confipe- nient for the criminals produeed •by the liquor week.: Here is e . whole temper, ance.'sermon 'Wane • Short, prg ipb• An amusing triel hes- just. been ean. chided' before Mr: pe Butzeb, at the tirey Assieee; -Enemy& Scott, lendlord'or the Wellington Beer Heirse, St, I..ieonard's".reed,:Broelley, \vita tried for salting ,his. beer., By airect chetni- _aide .aiutlyeaiit-wae: proved:that .t here.. Were as many ad 140 &nine of salt to the..gallote. The defendant during his cross-exaniination .edinitted thift in his neighborhood, there:were thirty public houses,. all of which were trying 'to cut erect; ether out. .,111ellting on one occa- sion of the difficulty of making ir liven -- hood :tel•ere there Were. so merry 00111- • .petiters erciand-hiin. , a Yant. ee iui- dreeistel him : Strangete how' much would you give . to' get. a)i, the ilusinees of therieighborhoed ". 1 said," he re- plied, " twenty pounds." The: Yenkee extended liis hand, -and. Waving,. " Puf it there," jeft. T1i nekt.caley he c,ine egaiee and telt], r6 no sneeess no pay.' into,.my, vault and left him 'alone: That :'riight all my. customers/ came a doz,ii •tiine%, where. before they/ only Caine once.. They Were .all the: time eaYing, " wonder what makes me s� dry?" As.I was eborat to•cIoeie the Yankee care° up and said ; 1.' Stranger, that's a Sticeeds, • belanee. square.!! racknosyledgeit the bergain,, and, as I paid _him the money, I said ; Now you will giveme the receipt." " Ctertninly," be said ; "w all do it in the Stater''when business tends to 'be dull." ". Well, what.is it r ybu •Britisli. fool," mid the Yankee, :pocketing his mouey, left rev house. The Court, while listen - THE c!.LINTON NEW ERA,. in which several persons were slightly injtireci. The tire was finally subdued with a loss of about $1,200, A.utistt U., hus heen'visited by ,l1 terrible cyclone, eccoMpenied. by hail, rein, and a slight slieck of earthquake: The- denier altotutts- -te $50000, and two -lives were lost, Some time ago, while an engine wits pulling a freight train that le$ees Ro- chester before daylight, Co enetneee. was suddenly sttuek by something whieb knookedhun beck upon his seat and ont his face: Nulty, it was found that a frightened partridge had flown through the double plate glass window with such force as tube torn te two. The latest defalcation ti-Varearkaide one indeed. Mr, A. M. 'I'etner, paying 'teller of the New York Bank of' Nerth America, is tentul to he hbOri $100,000. Hfscauer of crime commenced as long ago as "Mick Friday," 1869; when he • stole.$6:5,000 with sylitell tepay.:some losses on. the Stock Exeloinge. He then took a cashier,. Leffingwell, into his confidenee, and the two managed or eoneeitl the ,orirne all this, time and in - crease' the !menet ot the. theft, The accounts of the bank heve been examin. ed seventeen semi-annnal times without the fraud:being discover...el, and ye.t it _Was done hy the simple meens of alter- ing the totals of a long •ro -v. :of fignees, Turner had been for twentv.tive..years in the service of the an E. •Prison Etiquette. "` Five Years' Penal Servituder"le the �f a book recently published- in -Lendem,•and -written by "4 one whit en. „' The Louden.. nines says • " I'vve very. rionarkehle pieces of•inforl•-• InatiOu as t� lifein a i;viaon, c,tme oat this' yelnine,eillestratiog' the iceot eisreireies of halloo netrire, and ...show.. Uig that the public feeIipg it it may he su • termed, in a .00rIV1C,t; prisok, May in, „eotne•fentrietse.,tre as high ea: hi the•betil' oe41ered eori2enieity..: One.ietbat'f. itis JIQt..etiqUette. ameng.,pkihotIrrii_to Ask e. nen what he is for.". •Ifa. man to he erminitiuicietive.oe the sub. ject.of his effitire,..thet isanother thing; but rn,ti1. h . is,. ko. One Limits:are' to -lee. asked," It appears to es theeithis..eue- tom shows a delie icy .offeeling andre- s.peet for thee.). Wit.) In ay . fe el rePentlitioe .endi shame .fer t1,iir ereM.es. whieh few. wonld 110,ye 'e.xpected to lied". among criminal's, and:must eertainly indicete thee those who la.y. dow'n.. andthose w1.1O. renew , such a t•kle: of emit' act 'cannot be altogether end entirelrceeettpt ni in e• claimable. The oth..r is reSpect the Men pahl to those': who 40 the. Courage te.go • 'ripen their nees ni °err- ing, and •,night. topray.see,...fi•eie speakitig: Of 'iris:ffyet' night i•n• ate rooM, in which at that time. spme,,,,of thelteiseners:.'at; PaitmOor livediu aesocietien, arid.reties:1 Here were si*.ty•eight meu and tua officers. Nowr .Who, thought I, will • 'have,.the .courage' Nee sneers and.detision, or jokes, and kneel before: he begins .his.theY's Work et . lays his head upon his pilloW.I' theught.of this juse.'hefore..tied time. ' Presently 'a bell sounded. "'Tabled down," 'called 'the warder. ' The warder's voice' is heard Again. " Men, who want- to say their prayers, t.ne step to the ,rear.. Silence. arid . order • for prayers," • Five • minute:4 was the time allowed, and by, • that. titrie all the Men had finished their pe,titions to their Heavenly Fathnr, anti 'Hid risen to their feet, rterninieg their plitees in the riinks, I'weit4nost agree- nbly sniptised nt seeing So many. . thiek, 01.1 811 average, there.were•nearly, ornetiftli;• of the whole. I never °tree' heard rematec :ft•otn the mostharden. up, and it is as good ,as new ta:day, :hig .to the *evidence, were convulsed He once reearded her '" dear familiar (with laughter. . AS salting beer tees in voice" as absolutely anglilic, but now— dime ugniust which'there . were no Oh 1 . . - provisiens itt law, Santee Scott was die - A maw more than half -seas. over was °Ini- _.. ..-..........-0.-------- . •. e • 4 .observed one day supporting the para. Amekicau 'News Items, yet of tho North Bridge, Edinburgh, . ., • i • ., 1 . ----1- A legal contest petween twenty-ti‘e shaking his head and repeating to pm - Felt, sadly; " It M tPii be -do it .) wiyete and forty-four children ik. eepectl nee n list : . be done. An old lady passing. Iv,. thinking he contemptited suicide, said to him, "What must be done my roaur "Must go home 'and friee My Wifl,". wak - the woeful answer. . . ': I • . Two Peddif a stood one day-iatiiriiiiig about the moon and the 8111).. "Shure; the sun gives a sthrenger light,". eaid • the one. "But the mooft i more eiti.• eible," srcid tlfe other, How .do yees Make that out?" 1' Oh it's aisy." "Lets hear yees provejt."..., Defied, the inook.. shoines in the noight, when we nude it, ' while the sun comes out in broad day- light whin evin a one•eyed Lean can see widott t it." - A man in PeebLeshit:e* 'weer the' habit'. of praying nightly in a: field behind a torfalyke, 9,.nd on one occasion exclaim- ed that if dm dyke wee(); that moment to fall upon him he v. -mild .be jnstiy punished for hie .sins. IL did -fall in- stantly, 'being puslied over by a con- oealed acquaintance, antr Jack •strog out from among the ruins, " Hech, sirs ! it's an awfif world, this ; whody etyma say a thing .in joke but its tit'en earnest's A minisice Who preached poor ser- mons to a lot of poor farmers.in north- ern New York, had an experipece of poor pay, with vonsiderable difflcuityfn making collections. One tanner offered to settle flift subscriptinit lty giviog the pnstor a buck or tWO Wan in cash, As Woks were overetoeltihe the market, 010 pastor took the testi. PAnotbersaid to hirn, "I subeiceibed. $10 to your wages: I will giita you a cow and eall it sgeare. fillet an awful poor ettw, j ust like yettr preathing." The Peitor gratefully drove the cow hornet and found her hopelessly dry, and t'eng11, Tie is open to a eall from •some ether field of laber. 011 Brighaiyi Voting's wilj'.- %Virile' sawing wood at Oolebrpolc, N. 11, genie leinbermen ,finind two bushels. of beech 114ttf in nicollowfree, all idaely shelled„no rlonlrt the winter etere ef feint) y •of*Sqtiirrele. ed hi.deeision OEr disparag,emeut of this- practicti." • • Zgg'S in England. The.prospect that eggs will in Faits - land become en .exeensive luxury,. oysters; IS rather startling to the enin- itiated es reciall in view of the fin- , im poi tations tont other countruet. . President Hayes Still keeps' up.:otre Of „ his home cnstorns at the w lute riellee, tiVitry, Sat civilly night his family sold 11 few friends meet and eorna of the old Methodist tenes.. • Great diffieulty is experiiinced hi oh. Mining the regoired number of school- masters and schooltnistrerises . for the Public schools in Prussia. In tlin .6(6 ginning of June 1877, there were 4,581 such Appointtneots vticant, „ • A. Chit:am:to in San Franeiscci stole another nuttes door plate and fastened it to his 0W11 doom It didn't occur to him that the name on the -plate would betray him, he supposing the name was a trier° matter of ornament. • Ile wits sent to prison for thirty .days. • A doctor in Mintieello, lovva, lii eocceeded in extracting it tooth, putting it in the dry dock for repairs, plug,ging anti filling it and re-inserting it in the jaw. The doctor thinks that teeth and jewel ought to rennite, , just its broken bones do, and be seems to have prOVell liia theory. A looal. excitOrnont and temporary panic were ereated Wheeling, W. • Va recealy by the discovery that the vl v rOof of St: Alphonsus' Cltholic Church, 'ofte or the largest in.the State, was -on fire. The. morning services were just aver, and e. large party- had assembled to witness a marriage, when the smoke, was tieekisetrieg throogh the ceiling. nth phicky bride' couple told the pelest to go on, and the ceremony was cone- pleted. Pieces of the ceiling begat) fall- itig, Alla a general stampede ensued,/ ' • _ ........ NATIONAL IAN F.4 ;wir 0 ---- 1.11.10 LLAR phis company's fleet coil site et Twelve, nret-olass, full - powered Steamships, For ve me0.44, it eon s t o w . Front 'pier 4.4, N. IL, foot Spring Street, Now York, Post Laudon DIreel. Prom vim 01, $.11., -toot ilhtlotarb"r•Sireet,Ianaorka. The amiommodations for ,labia Eassougor by tees°. Steamers aro ilrat elms, The rates of passage aro from ;$.70 ltecgriling to the location of aleteping,pertba., 01 calrin paseingers hove equol privileges in the Saloon. Siontrsiou er return tickets at reduced rotes. For for. titer information as to. Sailings, aud for rates of Cabin arid Steerage pomp, app4 to G80. W, RAU...TON. .Agent • `lintel], Moreh au. 1,877. BLOOD POISONINGS. r.1-iveure nnaerase iceowe AO et111.1NPE NaTkls from voltam in the blood. liailgestull ie one principle -cause. eitirwrores mons rive PLULT1 nentrollace the poison in. the bleed, mid the ABSORBENT externally obsorbs the. imison front the system. Rheumatic, Cancer, theme, Syphillie. Neu- ralgia, Indigestion, aud any othni, blood poisming sco effectually mired in o short time by the above remedies. Sold all druggist', pine fin denta, 40 . DR. P I ERQE'S • ST.A.ND ) RE DIES Aro not advertised cure -ells," but aro specifies. in the ,diseases for wilich they ore recinntue• ded, 'NATURAL SELECTION', Investigaters of natural science have demonstrate& beyond controversAthat throughout, the animal king- dom the “ainvival of the fittest" is the onlylaw. that . votrelisales• thrift and perpetuity- Does not the same principle govern the oornmerehil prosperity of n1)ue? An inferior cannotstmersede superior article,. By rpm- Sote ofauperior merit, Pr. Pierces Standard Mediates haver outrivalla all others:. Their sale in the /United States olone exceeds ono • Million dollars per annum, while the amoinit.oirported foots up to seVerol hundred thousand, more. Ni, businesii could g,roui to such gigam tie.proporthms aud red upon ank other Timis than that . of merit. ' GOLDEN NIEDICAIIDiseovery Is alterative,. or 'iotoott.eleasioling. GOLDEN', .MEDIOAL.Discovery Js Pectoral. - • ' . , GOLDEN' MEDICAL Disesovery Is ii eholn golpte, or liver sti ITT la it GOLDEN' IYIEDIO Al Discovery. • • - GOLDEN MEDICAL DiscOverY i3y reasoirof Ito Alterative pr4iPerties, Mires Disea808 of the Shied and Skin, as Scrofula; -of Xing's+ vil ; Tu-• More; Veers; of, old Sote, ; . Pimples ; and. •ItruptIontn--Br .virtrut-ot-its-Peeteral--propertics;= it cures Bronchial, Throat andLung Affectimut ; Incipient Consumption ; Lingering (loughs ; and Chronic LarYn- gitls. Its (lhelagogue properties render a ark unequal-. ed retnedy Jar -Biliousness, Torpid Livor, er " Liver Contplaint ' and ItsTonic- properties ma_t.lt it equally eine:wimp: in curing indigestion, Loss of Ajmetite, ;ad' .Dvsmards. - When the skirt is sallow and coVered. with blotches and pimples, or where there are scrofulotis swellings and affections, a tow bottles' of Golden *edical Discovery 4111 effect an entire mire. ' It you feel dull, drowsy, de-. bililateil; have sallow color of skin, or yellowish-browe spots on fee° or body, frequent headache Or dizzincsa, had taste in mouth, internatheet and uhills alternated with hot fitishos, low.anielts and gloomy .10,1'0(4111ga, Irregular appetite, affil•tongue coatedi.you are suffering from. :Torpid Liver, or Bilionaness, In mianY. cases of Liver cell-10111ot; only part of these symptoms appear., .A8 fi remedy, for all spelt eases, Dr., Pierce's, Golden Medical Discovery' has no equal, is it effects. perfect Mires, keying the liver strengthened nod . Vievs 0.'4; 31,eaga • Vittlrigaii`VO r(03.3.eits.4 rarele•Yetretabte. No care .reqUireu, while luting them, • . . The • "Llitle. illaut.". Cabal:tic, MULTUM tLt seareely larger than mustardeeeds, and aro sngar-cciated. • ' They remove:00 nedessity of taking the grest,marde, drastie, *kering pills, hereto- fore so mitah in use. . • ' • to the I cad. ghtness oboe the Chest,. Bad Taste in As To edyfft,ior debhe, Rush Blood Month, recta one (rein th014tOthaeh Dillow; Attacks, litendice, pain in tho Kidneys, Dighq.coloreil Urine, and Internal Foyer, Pleasant Purgative Pellets aro unsurpassed. urthertuoio,„I would BAy. that their notion its enhersal, not a gland 'escaping their ganiraq impress.' Ago does not inapt& the pri.p- ertics of thess Pellets. 1 by aro sugar-coated Ana in. aroaae in gloss bottles,. their virtues being thereby lire. served unimpaired for any length of time. so that they aro always fre,sh and reliable. 'This la not the case ,,vith those etbi013 are put up 81 °hoop wooden 'or pasteboard boars. The daily use (if two Pellets lilts cured the roost 01)41?itt te 01:40s *of Serohilit, Totter, Sali- da/attn, Exygip010, 11011P, Mu Lac Serefi.Yes, and Eruptions, nue. are, benever, reeonneentled to ,be toilet' in potineetlyu .40M the noldeu WrelEftPl Me". covery. ie ordlir team:re the beet resolte. • * bits 1.),Lkt-tc.,11;";8. , FAVORITE P RES C. RTPD. inentie'' I : r•• Y -et, 80)510 Of our mete/Tont-in content; poraries think it will soon, be realized if matters ect on ae at. present .• An -ailTATtiii;tiFiTiir WS% that the price ot tiew.laid eggs in the suburbs of Lan- don is actually 2.1.4 eeeli And yet Femme Motto. exienteal to England last 'rear a supply ainettuting to nearly Me yet° in video. Of come English agrieulturiete. ceuld, if they „oboes, grew!' their own eggs, but rioniehow 'or other they- would seeth to despise the: ptotit ;teeming from Hindi Willem, and are too lordly, to condescend to anything short of grain and " stock!' Small cuil tivators, however, •might, at any rate, give the atteotion to the profits derived from poultry -rising instead a confin- ing themselvee to , the pie or two be- yond winch their ideas' do not seem to aseeiel, the'abeendeor delta 8odve,..,s or supply, some of the dealere„ rather than .disappoine their 'et:Winner% 11TP 'Setting up henneries ou their own tte- count. BA the worst of it he too many English people:have a notion thitt hens' require lit& care, next to no food, And' no more exercise theo. what n :coop af- fords, or at a back yard' covered with netting. In France 'thy undeektand these' things better. and give the poultry a run of a which ,mdeed' essea; dal to health and cleanliness. Eggs trt 20 each engirt. to meke. importation from Canada it profit/dile' eentitre, Pro- vitt& that doe care be used,in transport aod ill, packing them in the most approv- ed niethedfe • • . wIL- 46iiiip The remedial managementof nhose diseases neonlier to weant.n hos afforded °large experience at thaWorl.ret Diman.ary. of which:M. Pierer: is 1Ite eit:ef couanitimi ph) adapting rem:waive for their sato.- ‘Dr. Pit ree'S,Paybrito Prescription is the retinit of this ex- tended exporieuee, and has become Justly celebrated for its man'y and rernarkablectiree of all those chronic diseases and . Weakness llecliliar -Fegales. . . yaVotitis Prescription is a Powerful Re-terative Toni to the entire systetn. It is et ttervirie of tuistirpatiscd efficacy, and, 'while it quiets nervous irritation, it strengthena the enfeebled mervoue ayatem, thereby re. storing it to. healthful vigor. The following diseased are among Olean IA 'which the ravorito PrutterintIon hag wveked tragic tures, vied Leueorrhica, ,.r"W hit( a;, Thome:dee Flowlog, Painful Menstranfiott, tittnalmal Sitoptessions. Weak Back, Prolapses, Or falling of the rte.-tia,Anterversion,Retroversion, lleaHtig-doWn Sen. Ration , ehroric Cengestion, Inflamatiort antl,illearatinn oJ the Dterns, Intetnal Heat, Nervous Deprerelon,,De,. bility. ne.pondeney and •vety many other chronic di. Flosses peculiar to women, but not me ritioneft here. Tho following ladies are a few of the many thou, sande who con testify to the efficacy of De. Pierces- • voqte Prescription, from ex perien ea end observation t Mrs. Cornelia Ptesta, Iowa; Mrs, Tito. nateittes Station, Cia.t Mrs. T. A, Seymour, Rome. N. Vire. 1",1inswiek, Versailles Ohio ; Idra. Leroy Patriot, North Wharton, Pit.; Biro:Mary A.1111. nett, Eaton, frg.. Mary A. Vriable..Lehman, Pa.; Mrs, 1). L. Gilt. Chillictithe, Ohio; 'Mrs. rfarrieVA. Ma* long, Wt-seringfield, p.1 Mts. it, matt, Praporia, ram.: lilies 'Loehr° Pratt, Dodgeville, Maes.; Mrs. Tr. A. Daribield, Norfolk, Va.; Mrs e. Amami, Prootor, TOWRI Mrs. 4, N. Vernon, st.Thennts. Ont.11110.11. (t. Moran, 253 Nerth 1/tiwittil Street, liallimore,Mti. Mrs. Lucy Colima.), Ilarnenvine, oltior Mts. NancY'MO,Nought, Yefferson, Iowa; Mrs.L. Sterared, Friendship, N.r.; Mitts:Mien Cady, Westfield, N.T.; Mrs. A. Amann, tre. roue, Y,t NUR. B. N. Rooks, Grand 13apids, Mick.: Mrs, /1. IVehin:Watortmtn, N.Y. Thousands of re. teralees darr, be 0140 at ,tho World's Dispensary. The i)eopte's,11(fedietti. Servant , , Dr. qt: V. Pierce is the solo proririetor and rnatotac. toror of the foregoingromedies; all of which are Iola by druggist% lie is also 'the Author of the People's 001tal011 Sense Medioal Adviser, a work of neatly one • thOlteand pages, vita' tWo blandred a04 0ightY'ilre wood.eturrovings and colored plates. lie has already tola of this' popular work 100,000 COPIES', * Telco, ametpaid) 51.50. anoritee, P. V. PIVICE; M0 D0 Nvorid5s Dispensary, tounittio, .J.{0T0....:ENgTO:17.:- • ip.47Tuty ORR t$ TIVIA ) A -HAFTY. VIM 'YEA*, ITT 101111111011011001111.1111111EBIL-7 YUILL-S-.,BOOK Whert- c. ti:1 'now* 'and, WT111.01.11.1'. EXCEPTION, :the largest aud, selEotiou 'of 7 BOO id SI STA TtO N tit Y (1 'FANCY GOO OS, UVer shown in alinten, Cans and be Convinced, by an examinatinu of the stock, FINE ASSORTMENT ANO EXTRA VALUE IN • a NetS, Biogrepittee, histories, and ;Nliactellaneons ..13tioks of every description, ix. elegant • binding, just the throg for.preeentatien, . • • -Pocket, Pew, Family, and tlie new Teachers' Vide, with Index aid 6'onoordanee ' equal to Bagstei"s, and at half the price, grayer 13oolta anti Qhuroh Sereleee, elegantly hewed Ptatinure and nerd 'etorocee. • a ' ' , , _ • ALBUMS. &c,--Thotograph Annals, for Cards ;Ina Cabiniits, hound in Morocco, Wood; Onaid and rapier•Atchie. Also, the elegant new EASEL ALBUM, Aotogriiph. Scatp Books-, Mark Twain's gasp Book, Amen faun lob:mai • ; • 4Iafulstune Inkstands, Qrold-Pen4 G -old Pencils, Paper Knives,. Writing .44.010, PortrtiliOil) VOCket Doolcs, Ladies Work I3oxes liGatnei in mollesi variety, • • .. • ' (hove and`liandkerchief Sets from $1 tt. elp,' unquestionably tile finea eve r shown in foam • Silver Oard Baskets; Jewel Oases; and.,Card aces, pew patterns and very elietip: '1191IBINIIAN G'LlASSWARE, in Tomei. and -Elegant' CoIt'tgitti liate, at prIce -chargoci last season. , • . , ' • • , • Note Paper and EnveloPen, in .fancy boxes, a splendid dasorttneut, ft•tett fie ote..ty Vt. 'each. Ohritrutta and Now Year's Ch.trds.,,, very fine assortment; ' Sillt 'Donk merits, 111ottbea.and Alotto Fru tuna, "Stereoscope's hod Vie.vi,t'. • Also; juat received, a film lot of the new CELLULOID 0011AL aEWELLE10:,• espeCially • for the Christrnas trade. • .. . ., CHIITSTMAS, NOTE-T.A.,PER. and... El\TVELOP.P.. . , But bonie and see for yonrsalves, , Even the Sell' Era is too small to enumerate all thebeau- . • : • tiful goods suitable for Holiday Gifts. So call, 'and yen Will be shown everything. •• • . A 'CHRISTMAS TREE. u•M be PrePilred w.i1A15buesilloatild; ed with Toye nod Fancy . A itufles, ranging in va: tie troru Ten cente . to..Three „ . for. the.Tuttle Eloilts, whiell • Dollars; and ONLY TEN CENTS A TicKET, . : . ...,.. . . .. . . . : To save lime I have introduced a '28 slW FlIA.TV RE; and durinti the Holiday season' will etort Coe Dollar, Oat Customers may select anything therefrom, without the trouble. of ioquiring . pric. es.; Is' I.h.e. re Ti9 be man.y. fin.e g. o. oc.ls,..w.ertl,i,, double tha. t. figure; I he disretnIng ones.' eau sect; to good bargains. ., ' . ' . , • vert one complete side Of roy shop into A.DOLLAR STORE; .E:Adlo...:,t11: ,...m.. Au 4 • :ID CDINTri. : 1:0 c3..„1T,-1 . TC:) '0 A, .1"_.al., A.r:tr, IIN.Tsic.71 .. 4LINTOlt, "_:1ee...20; 1877.- IFUILL Sign of the Big•flooli, opPoeite A. 8..Fisher's Dry floods 't•itore. A TRU. NIC MON:EV TO LOA N • _ abncee, of ''.1-"irn.e ON ANI)- AFTER, lqi).N.DAY, P.Eti. 24, • Paasenger Trains will letivadlititcM station as follews donna 1.1.4sT, Axpretts,.7.0 als.,narrivinkt at ,u0r..tuaai 10.55 A,M., Toronto at 1.05T.M. Mail and FapieS11, 12,00 e.m., arriving, 'Perento, at.6.40 Loudon...at 8.15 P.M. Iffixed, 25 P .M., arriving lit Stratford at 11,45 P,M,London at 215 P. M. Mixed ,ariives front .6 oderieh 10 A M. Trains will arrive as relieve 'Mixed,10.00A.M.,from Stratford. mail and Express,.2.45 Pal., Irom Toronto, Buffalo. and London. hixpreas. 0.20P.M., from Buffalo, Torox.to, Dud London. Mixed 11,85 P.M, • ' i.-111CICSf)N, tieflerslifteitge frC11.0T(Pri; a'nent •t Illinthn On oPProved Fano or Town property, 'for . any: terin • from one to twenty years, or repayable af snob periods, either In instalmenli or ,otherwisc, as rutty be agreed The Interest, on parnerit of any part of fit,. principal, at onee ceases op such amount. If it is arranged to pay the interest holf-yeariy,. not in advance, the rale, pm annum, fOr timpresentonll be 8 per tont. On kanti for a fixed term of years, 84 per cont4 if interest mado payable yearly, not in advance: CITAIA. LS MODIERATF. Mortgage s arid Municipal delnuite re,s punkt:see/ For *further particulars apply fo A. HA-irrp • • Dec. 27, 1877. . Clocks, Watches, Jewellery, &c C57117: LoE Begird', to return hisslueere thanks to hitt um/korona islet ds.and caste- mers,fortho Sher - 'ashore of patron- age that hobos re. ceivedwhilccarry, in g on businerain linton,and by send atten- tion to business, and noing every effort to meet the ostntFitit his many' friends, io ectifin. Ile to retain their . patronage. 110 le0111d also Lake this opportunity of orating. that be hoe taken be 1011 into raittlership, and that -Tile -bred - nowt ho conducted future -.under the idyls -of 8, "rotV1,,rta solf. 'rho it'll; will keep on head WAtOlieS, °leeks," Jewellery, Spectacles; Arai all ether articles in their Hoe' Air kinds of eipee Repaired and Mounted. Depairitig, cleaning, do., donts on short. votive, in a worksontilike manner, and Oh rtasonablo tome. 14131tT. ST ftEttl, NOtait. TEX . • Clinton, Dec.6,1817: • THE NORTH BRITISH CANADIAN * INVESTMENT COMPANY« (taluvnt..) Iliad (Wks, (11avon7, Scot land. • 0 AP1T 44 .- A500,000 '1`.0., . noAke at spoTnAtrn. .' Jotcr Stntrattoi too., of Eippendroie, °hail -Man. r1.111.1tt IttIrrlit'f., BPI.. '011101hiVell Dan. Emir. Ti unto, ./l1.4., of ICleaors. ..1:.,.,t.11, YOUV1g it CO. DtTilit STOttgocit, tn., PrOVOst, Or MiMitroik. ' • Samitat, firmt, 1;ml,, of -Messrs. Plao•fair, Bryce S.! co., olasgow. Olangaw. Wat, itoss, et Mosara W. /loss a Co,, GlallgOvr atid London. " CANA1)6AN .111:1VISORV nuAnn., los, Sous DItAitaitaertyProsiaent Western Aonnanee Company.. . • . .1Anatt 111.4.1ransAti, lb*, o,C., of 11/essts.Idowat, go- lf. er,t'Fxt'r.a.tvr4nvi),""riongP?,..ea' shier Federal Dant. . . • SOL/CITORS.-11esero. itoLertson, Nieldunich & 13' ATIZEratiST°....r..°T1'tt:. toyal Dank 'of Reotiatia.• The Federal Bank °Mittman. General Manageriti..-Searth, Coehran * Co,, DA Toronto street, Toronto. i ,- 11oilitylent oil terra and town property; at moderate ites of interest, and for periods to atilt the harrower, .110 EtALE,: . Aortii,.CLINTOX :Attorueemt-Lew. "Clipto 1%1577. • • Money, to Loan. 1101iIYAVE MINDS5 tIOUT nu DDNT. Apply ' Clinton. De Oth,187.0, . . * , . (4 -ty's Spetilde lttoclieine T ,.. GREAT ' It is egpeL ro- il' et I -emended a , unfailing em o for .4.i Seminal items,. Sberrnatorr- r, Ile Ft refry- i Ina Impotency, and all disettees Before tp,..e.;,,,e.thot, folloW as a A c.„,„ TaJv adinuate Of SW' 'a.m." Abitgarfig-LagiLor-4/01noes tiro flack,Dimneosof 'Vision, Premature Old Age, mid many online distases that lead to Insanity or Consurnp8 tion, sunlit Pienuanre Grave, all Of which itg $ rule are tirst canoed by &minting from the path ot rittiUre arid :rr.irdtdgenceThe kpeeitie nualleine lo ths result of to life stud tui'd /may value of esper14 nee 10 treating theve arca al diseeses. Partmblet In+ by nail. The Speelfle 3tolitine la sold by all Druggists at PI net teach. age, or 914 prI91Olgos for $5, or will be sole Iv mail On reed t of the motley, by eddreqsingVAL 011.4.1 & CO.. 141n. sor.ont.. Rohl 35 Glutton by /. Pccombe, and all druggist s averrith GEO. DIEHL 31..11$17. tnet tereot ur— CaAc'ets,. CftIns, CoEfl 1'rionio.gs.,106,- ETC., ETc. art ha supplied with the above at shortest notice, OW at MP VgilY LOict ST .11,A51E8. Id La gond HEARSE supplied, Remember the ireee—VICTORIA, Strilet GORGE fMl1L. elineott,Sept 11,1877.