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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1878-01-17, Page 2THE'Ci 'WON N -EW ERA. JANUARY 17, 1K7, Never Satisfied, Sorrow,.-sorre,W,• Alhoround 4 The world is' fall of woe t • There's plenty, gricf for every shut . .Whose home *here below. • North or South or Bast or Wept,. • 'Wherever you. •MAY bide, You'll find no moo•Who with 'Ws tot folly satiMied, , • , • One grieves becouse bee over dont.; One minims that.he is thin; Give oxhidewish ou chanso:the One; U . cannot e angel. 0:. ditt. . . The bows boy would 4bAngehla field • And seek the wan wide ; • . He'd leave the brown lauds of the: form • And plow the billowy tide. • •The townsmaa tothe field would 'We,. • The couetryman to town.; • • : The village lass would deo.% robe, The city belle- a •• She whose hair is waxinggod Would boyelt black As 314 - .A.nd 'where ja.Ittirest blonde who'd not 1 . N.tleh rafter be branette • . • Rif who is agietswoithl 1.e youtag,y- , The ...ientngster 'Would he it • And httl dreatla OP -closing : 'Of life's fast eleannt'Sintil, ' • All are at sea, id -Storm or ealta, Alkali are tempest test i• ' • Some naminrfor what they never hod.. • So.ne‘grieve for what they've: hist, , ever OMB; go where youwill. . Throng); countries Tor-and,.wide • Give man .the bt, 1ied bettei" it He's ne'tv,er tifttisitid.": • • .. . • • , -^•-••• r•-• Some Curitnii :Anacleto. "Of. the • Wire ; • • There probably' el& better. Plebe iii 'all this world .;:fo(studying, Marl ne- 4nre. than telegraph `Ofticij „says ;Ur. -...Johtistoni in a published, " • You are bropOlt:..iti., contact with so warty different peliple, made a 'Confidan,t. .of.in so 113•111136.14odfiatt; transaetionk meet so many pet:mina an see -s 3. many strange meseages 'passing cs the wires, that you •fee1 .asif from scime loophole, of retreatioti were .viewing the World ahem of ellaMe And- its preten- ces. , Peibaps, no eltievof men enjoy: e. gond "joke' betMr than telegrapher's; atid they uertaiuly often find in the Ordinary routine.'dtithes"Of-their-. pos.ition, many" despe whet"; calcitle 10 .prievok.e. a"s For instance, a •Maasachusette 'artart re- cently telegramhed 'to hie eon : eta dying ; come immelliatelY," which elicit- ed the very sympathetic " Cannot, come. 'tot tne. knoW when yell qi.." A messace was. sent fin • doctor. 'Irmo, the. hu.ebend of One Of his .patienta, which read.; Ple,ase .onme down .right away e wife yeryill," -ood -fifte(!n" nd n tes aftet•warrl another Met, e- lysay-ing: " YOu'need not come, ..Fune- . ral Tuesday 1" , The following peasage, addremed to an inatiranee,ageet;.recont- ly passed • throughthe. 'Western :Union general office in -New 'Yea* : • . "Have you .recei wed •, irroors. • •Qf in V death. they were •forivai,ded sikty. days. ego. . ; • •• , •• • • (Signed). Jelin: Baird; deceased, " . . per 11Iiiry' Baird As the opera tor itlwayti "folloWs copy," and senders' are often a. little excited, very queermesseges are sometinies:sent; for exapiple phis one " Cousin : Go for` .Auntie.- rather. is dyin.g. eoots as possible." An Irishmen—of course--!, in Palmer, Mass., sent. the 'following message to his' brother in New York .PYour -died yes te rd ay. We., will wake her. Id -night. . :Come' home. - Don't Open this for two hours., so 1112 to prepare yourself for •thw. melancholy news." • . But the most- laughatilts messaeei are generally those from love-siek swains to their sweotheartS. •A gentleman in the South not long shwa' telegrephed to Ins ; rieh bonetiet of litippiness,, yourbelf the sweetest flower. If Northern winds whisper Sonthern wishes, how happy you must bet Good "night, Irappy dreams, sweti love I—Frank." ..The fol- lowing mesaage recently passed •throtigh the Chicago. office : year ago to-niglif four dollars eighty- seven emits, IT yeti haste net. had it long enotigh,, please keep It one veer longer." To this delicate hint this an- swer Wag returned " Had forgotten it, Arrested at his Wedding, and hoped you had..,, Let her run and .11-* or year. Mr Beecher, yeara ago, when he was but little known. ontaide o'f New York or 13rooklyn, received a telegram front a Y. M. 0, A. in the West flaking him to come on and lecture for fame. Ilis reply created a hearty laugh in the telegraph' office ; it wee, Yes, I will leeture foe A.. M. 141.-6fty :end ney- expensee." aperatOi OCCOSiDlitt lyvet1CO 13 t et .aome -- gel Strange people in the way of ass- tariff was to Portswoath. Wbtki, PO1tS111011011' asked the nnet- .ator. Wily, just Pertsmouth." " The--11mted, States." • • " Yea but there are over thirty States. Which perticolar one :1". I never heart] of Any Pertsometh bob the one.' •And she looked like it: ' .After klitPleartestiiming she volte..of Iltetrigiii6;61"idortatrited—ir wits " • " Seventy-6Np °gilts foa,ten words," Well what' ti a word want, te atty. " Antived safe, lan't my trunk hasn't confe at. Pleese forward it et once by express, cap oe Mrs 'Julia Jehr.sen without delay • 111 Write.' SO1311 AS evca. I have' tide," Ts that moi.e than one werd• l *He tie-eight:it wee. • •Tot lono• since a OM stopped • t the winclpw of it branch offiee ia the Hub," the ..inhebitant evi,deittly ' of a little Sphere �f his own, ontside.of which he 'Wee lost i31 this rnszes .of life. . Is this: the telegrepli Featly Put, 1-NAvIION A I LIN E 'Irina following, from an .A,m• etiettn ex- • ehis Compo.nY'ativeoetl.vranas.,isastt,selltomf 8T4Wilietsv,::iratto:l •ollass, fall Phange, places a certaiu grievance that ,. ditors have to subrn K nit to, it) as l'1 '''"*1 Lil'e1'll a 4 riP° , Spring Street, New -York. nice a shove l'is could be doet41.4-•,. ;71.:,tlietElii4:4Ntie;a111,:. : 1 °I : ton a a -14 x ., , 1 2 , , , , , , 1 2 au, andHoonvieurns atiliet6inalgalhmegae!alultfeda cinhttiOa°4neftwlier: T 't .'1-4'0;14' .4,'"°41:1 4:4r :Cut: ..• ° " Un? L °glee and said :-- . Fs. tc Mar 51, 1..I1,, foot Oirietonlier Street, 'Yew Turk, .DEN111Alifi.. 272 4..., tons Wan. 22 - 11 Oh , • :: WA1.1t it II iteill this morning I' Owe Whereupon the v is i tor 111 id lb e . fol:ew- 11.1(1!=lella:11=VeltitTluilutielt"u_ltio!,s 1.1.0. 1B1: Excursion or return, tickets st reduced ratem For 4r, 1.ng note upon, the table :— • , thextutornaittoo lista sAuttets, ase rot vete, of cabin '‘ The lltd les of the ,....,-- street churen and Steerage oastage", aPply t0 . GEO. 'W EAILTOfsl. ,Agent G.W.R. lyi I give. a Festival at t In ir vest 1 y boll next Friday e von I u g. Litera ry and clInt°"' """b g(): 1877' • - . • rilnlliatli. 013terOillnletitS Will lie prayid, ' . at.tt.covisoa & wA.rso,v, • vd, and a fiti pper wili• lie ',served to all • 1341181SThIER, 4:0.,-. who. desire, •The -Iiiilies .in cliAge ef , . • atnerox also OODr.111 t Phe accommodations par Cal3in pasti•eugera by thef e Of. couptstsI. • reptietl_the,....,eclitor Steamers !tee• neat class. .Theraittopyr irittfunit • • • • S;t1111.4,coneeti; ' . • the id -lair haxe ..ni•titili. experienet.41 bueh apoike..4.' wATtioN,„- . •. Ny, H. AfeFa Ott st±t, - tillitel'S 110,1 lit t) mu ti.t.ti.ttrovi4,11 geed • • :. ch''''.1'2 0 ..,1,t,: ..rh, nihiiksid.,,;.wflt, t..,b,), fir. lip. AlitlefsnlAoik.Will ben011 1• • • 1 • 9.(,11 lletIth, Mid 1 Iti,evrtniti 'thitt."410 Oti,e • .. ,. . . ., . . , . can eoend thttt tormillit to betier'etIstall.... DII )J ("1 ttige. Be „ eni•o' to go_ aid. brieg yonr - • • When el. re 1...1 .11.14 'STANI)A1111 lleajattitigly,• , see V(rtnia tortf.t. •• •OThe•yOting 4.+I(U , not an ..tplyerttt•etii1kt: : vetaised tc.cuen-allk", het aro apecill f t" ' •• , • I' 'RENTED" • . 0 I wait to:. c it,griiiii),„, to y16.00(0,0 prev.to 4,0 .it ge) ,,,,, oto locid.voteme, . the •'teems feealeehisiei. ayo reeolumo le ' cii. , , - lied thd nitruloer . • ' • ' . '111iTATITR.A.L SX31......ECITIOISI. , .grciwing-eerth entini; " I want ,to.tele.. Anti :.806111 g • t hat *. the , editer ,...30.okel,.- ...in restia'atorstrf natural *ktat,Illte littvo nummoutvaten 141'11)/Ii• to My ).:e,an cl' tell „her I Missed!' ' •• . . . llie train!! . • • Naomi control •rav,thattheeigariet the.natiate tame ... • sOaptical, lie cotitimied atetrthe 91043." 10 the Only law that ",,f,;f,' interest a-ercat-seinstav ,-.6ethwee,;..thrigt, piultetnityt, .°1•OCtS. not dm same. • yeti will ive to .vvrifer it on one of • t • .,- • principle govern .tbe Commercial proscrty ortnattl ..yero. readers. min Anti) It •oqoa Se., • DO. • • „ An-Aotuvior Cutout 1491/01';utle stmerror a - 'Iron- thead blanks,' .• 51,1„,8, .0/.0 ,h4ve enent'. so. touch oldney . , . . cot'osu11 ile.e.:101. meet, neinatotre standard. intsliettlas t 0 ail others. .TItatii. sale in the Unitetl 'gating' up ourientei,•,tEtirtnent. Frit& ith0 million 'eh/Hamper anUmn. CtLii't afford 10 Verti.kit it .N.1 i611011t Wilye 41001111t. fuot4 nit tot 800%1 hundred ;SC the.'Operator, entirely -'1intinpei.ssed `..taio"..,.(ro the sender) exalting event. ' • • : ".0.h •:\v'ell.' • T •gueSe belSor Write in.g:it.neepeattry-tatiCtabliab fact -1)6 finre, vrticeetling tarther),T"imit (ciattsr" ing). 11..yotr can fix 11 up better' than I • 1 1.1V,hoin is tile message going to 1. asked the operator, as she ail•neil herself' • • Tte lt,isiting..,brother asked „a/hi:at no Witb. pen and blank.. • • tice anti 1 etti tor wrote and nOndoo —;tify-L-wi re-. in- ProVidence, ' t1ie lo11wtng • rI plihrd, with the looSt sublime lento •.1110 Wee/di) 011;eonicle for the com- ing year 'will be the best and Chealk.st filthily paper ity 31.?doe. Iis proprietor has It -id much ex perience,' and . has all. .the ItelPs which 0 large bittley of money . tl Taxon,' Moro. 'No Inisineas cone grow to.,sueli 39)001: (‚3 easing the price - :of, the tiblitIs To,tilapriteeitions nod -rest upom e»-eotitet 1313 ib ii rffitt. 11 144 11, mat as. is • olio' o • , '10 belp'encli other." • • . , • ••• GOLDEN MEDICAL Discovery .,1 :the editor "', if it gees into the: 1003318, I suppose .y on' would OLDEN- MEDICAL Discover -i , „recto:km. reetpreeate by reading....,a• Gott) • Otei•Okiie, Or -141,1o4•11.0)1elinsitiga. EN MEDICAL Discovery YOU el/tired] Siltititty.." •• is a chtizakotta; 01. jiver GOLDEN MEDICAL Discovery . Tonee. GOLDtV,',..1w.tatuAL_Discoirer'y By reason of ita,Alteratire proliertles, tures Diseases of . Thu opera tOr looked tit' him doubt - fatly,• •• " What is the address ? • 're whom is the mess.ige going, 2" 'lite man eyed Iler with -iri;,at atitati".• tun prnerlre. 1.114• pairer 'has A litaltee '- cli -01)1 311011 11 4tr' • : , " thaw any 1)41.1e1i:shedin. the '.vne,tolerms : ;taou, couring trIntisotiosstttiono, n14ce1%n8 4(1(430Am.oit tito*aT.n1etdishineut. 81Itold you," lie said, he hout411Malikffid ob 13 kb, Sfl'uful, ting's )1 neers, or old Sroiffiaples; antd Eruptlns. By virtue of its Putrri prperties,it brctantT4116A1camIncipient Ciostimption Lingering 30039113 nd Cbrunit41'11- - anisInhlak.gto pogpurti4u riter t tnuequal 091 renictly for 03* f°"-13', 'Trpid Liver,••Livr Complant 17 ttltl 10Toole properties make it coolly 6 '' 001111.1VV, tlfl(1 if• tbe furnilie41 at 01)11' witn the skte iohAtEwa i,vtr,t1 with Inott•hes •POSITIVELY. IVIN UP BUSTESS IARNE S -S !FOC E 11 irfb h subsollbor•lieroby nnotifint4 thsteehho gonereilir that lie, hes determined to eivo up the: ...Ramos -Makin Inisinese, Alia,•thereforoi.atteretho whole at hie.oitoollent Stoek.et . • t. ' . . . 'HARNESS ROBES OLOTHING, WHIPS • . • At pities much loWor thou ever lager.° 0g010 312 1170 0000b) aness is all o• f`exellont finality And workintimitio,. and persons in need of•'.sucli will find it t c," their interest to. give ,bini a call, As the whole stecla mts r Not,1?.,.„..,na is offered Ilk greet reds:0ton In order • „,• • , ; to a000tepliali this, ..• ire. also.offers his shop to. loakie, and two-atore'y house efr present oceutrit4 byI132i• on ..11 ti rod:: Street, eonntittingsigyrroofil's '31547 (201)! re:Tibiae for .5,1arge family, for sAle, 1111 reascp.Able ter.ras. It has beeniboilt only, three ?ArS: • • ' •• • ' , ' ettr , An .310414; 3.0 bsa 'aithei,by :;:3';5•10•oi•BO'dit AffilOittlb:f Stre retiVe40 • 'tit ttio. ii112116 113 000,e, `•••• ' • " • , • • '4 4' • ''• ' • raNinS, t/xit. • rageip • • , :cd ; (DO C=3 ..0 ' Eir•r- eve.; • ••?, -,••••, .c7;,•• ;?, 0 40'44 • 0 ,;, • fill! :5c g 1'2 i I • ce . .-9- ‘ • 41:10, . • • . at*. TITE, ALLAN ttilk,114 • ••••••ose•••;••••••.,....• 0, , • • )Th 14E-UN.1s.,o_l'hY0Ciotn, Surgeon, ate., Coriuter for ••. ••• • •county of.oltroll, .11.v.:41atnkm• Offiee-ttoriter of 'ROY -A STEA :\ I fi,111 3., Pg. s„. .kibort fuel Mill streets, Glinent. o • • Au-nst nth 160% . • ;• •• • , s „ • , ”01. 11-,;--a7.-rarfirth It 0 6,-.; 4 Iltld • piattidus;.:(41, ttlit441-...t1“ ,a•rt,` If Ills 1S"3t)1 Alva filt!82.) 114 wife ,•"'• ' • • " • t • tout sliced. its, a few honks of ttobit.i, p • • • 1 KATI•g.-7171'.77-4t71771t. 4,. 101".-titkrrit'171 11 ILL , dt,t.0% ) ()tin t ,l. 7)9911, •;k,iv ti,g(•;„ jor, et, on cure • you li;e1 st t MA4111 Unberhity, ontrval ; l'!Jy,11.111 0., tin raori tuAa. tlett1tE'.' tattemelteol.. Iti•afienec--linw,•; . 1. 111 f,,,1 11 ZI;(,)•0pbriitor • 1.0 ---------------------------------------- - ,1,0„ sallotv color of akin o • •',11 i• atipttito,.„nel timultu coot,t, Ciateite, Throtite, itir,v1e"i411:183itigobii, . . 4.11)4' I • . . fa,•e or loalt fr ent .t t . • , • 1-• • ' • iivallat•y 1,171. t tot S 1 • of.91, ", 4,1 t. • •2 • . ," , • . • • , . •• t •, in, 4 t o• spettk • " thitt the Q":1 •••, - • ' • '• • tate,mal beat . • ••• . olternabui , , •„ , L,rerpool,, EW 11(DtTE., via ITALIF:A.Z. • .S.kil,LNI.1ti-.11`1•10 fiALI PAN; • ..• . • . 21),:• %, • SA-iWILN iNt .A1X. POLY:Sit iqf.IN, 1.0, • . „. .. • , . . • wItli bov mlrits and .1; r 'Ili '1)1 41 151''' Yr]: . • , . .• ( hentmed ,inil. hesitated. 10 lili 11 ti.isttgo wig it tiot • im receiveu ti wirether it wduld I a. .vi„v • providence ei then ettid iidleuinly, tliitt. he 1100.4.. ta; ity „, .oracei-oe ,eete sh,,itc-s tr. 141350 . ,eibort6t ,sen eepnom•y; comfort, :IVA milt._ , , ..it; • ill' 10(.98 tO • .4.•• it relmfdy for• nth suck vade,,,'•Dr. 'Plet•ce's • ;olden *, . part ot tim.e syntotoun; appear, 1. 111Yth, Jun', 20; • • ' ocean I:1,6100110n Sit.Vett. " • * • • • 4011l 1,1. pill knoW hut. it ruitritt pos- . . .1.; /AD I .• It Kb. 1 6 1 1, IP1 11E12 LED L'Cli.1).- ' , , ea a 1„....3.101 it notioo, but gu,44,53s te,i tii,,t, ,irt.i...1,1,......it le.........neT,.te.s.lkt lir, It4.1r cfleets Nile, i , ••,0 TO:NG, A1.41 , i (111•1 DV 1.31: OE aantoNro •-, MIAs' 40 to soine o,t her in an's wifort": ri. ht. S.i•OrY or ihe ..11:181'man, NO.0 hung ..48tritatteil at.' the door of the in stl v on hte boots on the 'telegraph wire is laugh- •,.. - • ..- 3 , r A 110 eVttlittig tn. blii---1 141 tertitilitnt'llr..,, ed tit, tut is net really beliCverl; anw • • . , • 1 PK S t 01 HIE? e,11.1.03' .." bti t lit Weald more .th.areitey, 'other tales' or peo 1 • .' ' • 11,..; ttle lyier strt nal mewl anithealth)." • • 1 sip ,• I •Inteime ate d Store age far,cit il IOW itti by tffil,*•otht 1 • • ' if. it Was printed copies of it inieli•t . , . . .111 L. 1.111de, itll,N to Imre lim-8enno.1., tbrullt.1541.-tu, nerryi.M who imagine e V er,Yth itig is :traiisitift tE4 a ti 4Pt Pro.Fo'llittert1100 1o, the laiddle of. . . , . 1),oilily .,,,yei. ihv ..yeili4is. Irk,. i,;•„mo :•,a.. &onion. , It 'will it1611i!af...ii le.rgnit'nw: ber of yenr. coetet.gat,ioti • uutl.:In.lp a eases ,are ':eenetantly Ocenrring... ..,',.1.' good cense ; and besitle,.:.so to oeh MotieV young .woinan brought w•lettee, settle -0,- is. spi,ii.t iipau .11,.0.,6,,./ityllieie .thitt. 1 doii; direeted to ttio same. telegraph, office, to .t. see how the.owner onii afford ' td print:. " telegrtpliecl,” She strict , " Sba/1.1 beitilitilig`to,,' ad Yet:rhea. it witliont int:retie; opeo.it 1" inquire] the operator, :think- log tt.,, siii,scriptiou 01,.ie.o. ill sub a jne perhaps the meesSee was inside. mattet •as. this. we Might -to las willine to The yo.Ing woman :looked ....tosulted. !pip. ea c h other," T W t ' i " tei, ". or. collri?.,not I.'' . --t ..Lt.. 03 ...'e t" Then the gee tlemini saw tile eitnetion, geaphed": jest. AS i., WaSi of ;course. ..,,,,i, .....,,,„ "I)tin't•voti. send letters by telegraph 7" . she itsli'ed, Willi her .nose in the air. . .. A Shrewd Trick. The "Lit, le Mott" Cathartic, or AlrLTPA1 IN PAItV0 i•efircel,t• larver •than, musturd seeds, and aro etigitr-coateil, •trlii•y remove r„lie necessity or 0.141411w great, ",•kullo-kfisastitt, sly.144).114,411s,•helieto, fowler notittrin ttie. . . " As tt too:0y foiaImilache 1/12,,,no•55; ftmib 1114104 to thu If end, '11-Tantuu4 shoot ti Chest, lltol Taste in Mouth, Et netatIon, from Out Stonundfilliloos Attacks, Pain in: the Ififfite3s,'Iligh-colorell'rrine. A ,curtous .It'leg 01 . 11, fieeond -Willa and internal . Never. Dr. 11tPieti's Ple1Hollt ettleative ,• Pellets are unsurposeel. mile/more, / would any elothee dealer has just' been discovered that their action 1r univtraal, gland: es'eaping im accident, Pat•is, A carter out their .atotitarY impress. Aitc tlec•4'nfit Impair tht prop. of employment passed. by otneof these stiopis and saw a pair 'of velveteen trott- sors thnt pleased limn. And stotijiial feel of the. suit]; itis hand fell 1/021 cured the most obstinate CIV4t41 of Scrofula Palter halt- examuring lie found. that it was a port- Vtki4t,N11.1tIti;;Li!'tganZt'ti/t!'tiltee`tst.:14.1.?`;°;T:ilitieilet:. P. P • P 4, * p - :V:.'Vt44.0.4$440001, . r411004 Purely' Vegeteble.. (We required while using. them. Al Al u tit ••• -• • t .tf th • • • '• 4 at r . an tii SI E WW1 ..tk 1 [Lti.1),1,."„)..t.,1„„t.,, • iairs4,1,,Lal,ral;11;:t411 rtilt,te:,01; •' .1.40tdeal, ro, ,frtne 1.1 1077. ----------- 1,81C131 U1!02, (O1A1fI'lt 913 31 313.13 >tObllC\L 11' 1 "11 04 01'144 '(1 13.11 41124111044 • - ): 22, 14474. , .• ; , , ' • . „ A wr R14,3 02, (4,11,4rent, SENT d; P I V;8•1(01 .• • - . Alla et 4111, etirr 11 11 oen•ot ,1e5;n•In J.-4 at 1.1,,fliffir rheo throigh.mantol4th (111' (3 ;Bo)" ,'„,linut' la.:'-lirt,,,,vifit,`,1,m,`,1( .,1,.11.t.;:•,tvh1..)-,11,, all tampon 191,11.e emitfoliiiit,on of tfkilailiati, rali(nt0, AvOunichoora, ottleeeAlbert Street, • • • tutp(),it e Atills. • ' D.11, DoWahtst AI, D.• ;11, tlinseu, 11..23. 117111'11E STAR LINE, • ' • D13 • • 1- • . WOI1TIUNGTON SO10111011, Accouchenr, Li:coition, of 113o -College of Physician,. and, Surgeons Or louver Canada, and. Protincial Licenti- ate nia coronur Yor the etundy of Miran. °nice toml runitlenee,-Tho building foroforDT occluded le' Ale.. Thattites, Dann greet. . • • Clint611-, 4411. 10, 1871. .... Aisrtlimitout thmanie Stettlit Iguviuntion Vompan).'s Steal/odd) trarrylmy Culled States .31449. • am: 10 10 nt •• .• J. n. . 3.,111 .GgItAtA.'1,4111 . . . ;rat,. :W.:"... • •11., R ' 13NVI.133 iTau. 31, ..„ . It ro• • • A111tIATIV „ ItEltUDLIO • • Pub, 31 m gsrin tAttaYmY York 4-P4(1-44'N:t.i0 44: -S -Y-044. '- and fi,an latffittroot, 0111 Tneasntrs, coiling It trelond, halt wa.)0,. The ateareslilps of Una floe aro all nor, beilt fir iroe, in.water•tigh t compartments, It 111.1. ttlittr •t.tt passit,„,,era unrivalled toteettnuedations, Tho Saloons awl Mute-110mila liciug Inentlia in the tuhl.ship btu ittle mot on la fe t. • United States mail in thelrauititiission, artis. The. Operator advised eloploYing the mid the yonng woman departed. with the evident ,impression that telegraph inst1. billions wet e . all nothing More or less than " frauds," ; —fre-mtrarrtha.--rtg7.--tr tharkey name' into the office 13ajnbridge,'Cr.t., and eiaid be wanted to send an " expatelt"-to bis 1` Vei7. said the oper- atm, reaching for •a •blank, " wbat do you Wan tO say to herr." '"Now,that'e cool,,", retro:irked- he ebony .customer ; --aitetegeine-to-tell yxitn-whitt•Lsrant. to, say to her ; I ain't no fool; aud he put Ids quartee back in.his vest pocket and marehet] off, • :Nevel•swap horsesi when you art, Crossing the stream •that separates the high table lank of single bleasedness from the low le vi6; of married life. The seedditni guests hath gat bet eil at a stlite ly bittutdort.in. 'Vermont, and the, bride had dee.cended from her chamber to the parlor, when tip rose the Constable of' Wieditatit, county, and arrested the bridegt'emn on a warrant oharginghitu with tradhigliorta4' alder fitlee preten- ses. The brideiirod fath e ad quay- . e (14(01 of thew Pellets, puff ere stntar-c0nteit nod M- 1110514 fit ialcsa thifi, their virtue buittm thereby pre- aerved not ti,palt•cd any tenth of time. ou Clint ato Ate aielog Ullth "'I 1' with those,' file which ttro put 00 in cheap woollen or pasteboard boo's. The ffility nee of tan Pellets 1,514 A•roStr •ro LEND, IN tit t, E •.1,; . 1..1.1. st.r.514, ..1.1L on good mortgage security, at moderate rates of intereet, MTh:, Ang110, Otli,1809.• ' Itt • "IlikittlIS A1LLES, PIO/VI:SOU vr.vott, lot or, awl ant Agent. Met: oda. 3.ittin0 street, WinglEtiti. • WittglanniAttg. 2, 1877, • r awaiting hard in the. pooket and od er.e.reehei, Iffotelli ..111101,e,t, Fort:Nyco, • ' Ttatetyof passage, comet, too to awe, gold; Dattirti 'ficiteta, gond. for une year, rn",11 to *175, gold, accor1.. log to tocommodationn. Steerage mosso, to or froth, Europe, at htty ratter. 'Eer plan o1 ahem/era and ether u, IV, ItArritoS, Agent. 41.010,a, ;an, 10G1k,' 171912 Dille. .10 ASlied the price, stud find- vovery, It; 1494114v to scone at. heat resulits. • I PIF,I/c %be shop than tine elites .returnerl...11.1191. . piA'FoRiTM - • - - stole the trotiseis, The dealer [infinity(' 1?.-R.Tcs e lir TION Mg it beyond. his means, went- away. But...n(5.800nm. had the dealer entered • h1m, crying "stdp titief,"' and the man . . W118 arrested. The porturommie COIl• i'ained this .° sousliefbre the tribuoal the enrions part or the story Cattle Ont. The, Judge could not Admitthat: the • rot te, lin 11 1 t 0 11r1(3ai()Yliii31,-3)1.(("Pt()"A"Itr 3:;tittllt1et; ZtorIZD.41.-4..„us, c. pt.eto.-Excellent Amminalations.-Itoard, pit week, iffital ; Ded and- Board, 3arffitl11, $1,430 ; Viit44:14 A145415, li'lletso; Itedso Mktg. , , 1fi•airtizetno treexeeis ..ts.meemet-terea.a.the. •.J.-- .A114 nt 00 Tow"tt It Oh. or stilm_remtlertro'dtho tietcriber, near the Loudon,. iffiron its::.priate iffillway btottou. , . ,IA11.68. SCOT 1,, • - --Issuer of -,Warringe Licen'ses. Tint remedial umuttomant or those 1110:0114 peettliar to women s lia,affortitd 3134141916 expoecnce at 3116 Werld'a Dispensary, 01 0411361) Dr. 31301441 0, elliet Consulting , physician. In adapting remedies tor their cure: Dr Pit ree's Favorite Preeerfr(ott ehe result of this ex. y ant ire 0 HU ttifitt0 01.0,0o):. -dealer had hung up a germent without... tellth'd exPeriereei nud ta become instly rolobrati.d • 1 CLINTON FACTORY • .9311111 Sitli4effilitlIt 2)1494113318 310 Ion nit's 1125I. 'ir Ileorai thanks for the liberal share ot patrontige plittton,Airil -.th, (94,12.• oftunt451 )ntn..utool Wollid ;lbw fueituttfe dot he:haci, dor, v• • ,.....- - 7, ••••+ lug the cost winter; lain in a largo skink er 14,4.0100 - Lill 13101 '10.3.- 11024, nll: titoSTUENT, 'clANTON , mambo, 362 18 now preparcd 30 mrd and kat in, the. 1../ a tliensed Auctioneer for the County of Heron,' ' - . , Commission Morons/It; and General Broker, is prepared ' • .: .' . totake the wmann e ra,tgemice, advern,ing, Ste., of 003314,MOST SUPERIOR' Pt.11,1P1y, on 11(4' 1101011123, olt nausonothle votttls. (1.1133,0t, 31e13.7, 1877. • searching m the peekets, and by a aistates and. • • • • tem 'of inildAhreata, flintily brought hint. • ' k I F I tO con fesitt;-. It seems that he makes a, 00 1100g- 11001110r 0 • 01110 08 e. (IF • i 1 or for.taking Affidavits tit the (lace!, tleti,.)1, tot, Conn. • I Stamotge Ltemseo wider the ne,w,Aet, Immense do. ties of Iltwon and liruce. conw,yoneing auto: ,Rfleft Rk.t ',aptness of irtiying all tile old portnton.- ' Leases, Donde, Contracts, ,s Deeds. and Siortgiges„ or eight sous for ibewn.whiell, wtth the tatones, mil, white it Veto nervous irrItstioo, it 3453't,64 035331. netes that be cati tincl, payine say six, ';"'eTil'11"1"' j"tatir"'we'r".1 Ile"tu'ItIve Tonle 'Fees 011141* asstiolies•-•,•restierotio'rt's e, it 0 OW .1. t,I.,ett,M,, vert ihe ionootttio55544 310111.Y .13.1 '.11134 0:1 4413TEL.. Iwo Or PD'PO hatiS Pat ill etwilf 'flake on ill -Willi Ill(ttteligtin; 01313r. The :;Pte7:';fttlantIfilttit :11;iifttZt-i . r2., le u are! age of ton Bo s. 'when 12 cni,toolet. to the Laaies, • . •catte and began to examinothe garment, E!xcessive rowing.. Painful 'Atetistrnation, Micah:ma 1 Tut deuste o IS PitEPAIILD TO DO Luma, roade on stunt nottee„at 'ressonnbl,etruutnesi,,,;1110Art11,111,,00011,l'enflatTutteintli,,h.S(01)L,D of tho te.10,1101. 0, tool .toc, baa for workman ijOsess, front the doub,le or tripple price be had S.Jtinuesait,x,a, 18 oak nee , rolnp;4114, or railing of the° etertutf ^,f1terrerston, verodon, IntatitutAnnut Noll. tomer. Col:nun:as, et' r Irma, air., mime up: Claur,21 aation, Chroutesit ngestion, Intlemation ace Ulceration of the I•terne, Internal neat, Nervous Depression. lte•-• Unity, Do-pondoncy and •co.y antiny attor chronic di. HOMO aeruartr to wenten, tint Ineftthincit here. . the •dettler knew very Well when ha had Ladles Hair °teasing In rho most rashionable towers-. It is:Art.1.1e astonishing what relied with a neighbor, rind maiiee had pot his hand hove the portinonuttie, and thett he refused tuty .finther 'reduction crude ideas many even intelligent • eo p - prompted the prosecution. " There ha ,r40 wiewina iefliee ,4e a few or (1,121.ron.etree,t,nffin thffir to Counnercial Hotel e, branch offices in New l'`orlt for' trate- the constable was a. blunt last useful in- aski.d. Camenilly the •ptiee lVfiS paid, amide who eau teAtify to the etheaey of Dr. Pierce g "°"" w", 18 lt.-177 ot li*e. devil "sava 'the troVerb atul oriCe brotight a nolsesage tonne of• -the •er-t. t --'• 1 ' •the purchtistm • insisting ispon taking ititeureetetia...inkoil, vests, Thos away his. goods wit h him. _The Mei-. Vette-tie Ilatcher's Milti.011, 044 144. T. A. Sesnuffir • MRS. BEESLEY'S, • • inigsion, it was. so writter , strumenti ITe had arrived in the town t.„ itas 531)1)11eti 004331)14riecl on n it meet"tr. Y.; Mrs, P. Maw ck r s' 1 ' mittaivErty Establishment.3" I ness 'for long T,eroPotnatn,Notth. What: n r • try , rt. that the *rater Cottldn't read on the night before the. wedding; • but t . inia sucepss. holty, wenit, go.. Ales. nary I, Pashto. Lehman; Pa • tine. n. eta, iliatiteatte•, met. trattlet ts4- „large ..4'*('-rtm'ht c'f t/ 811s, nowvitsc and nitre& to be ig,htenred. H g did not seirlvethteheguweasrrenhta. dp.refertieg.td D eft at), mimarles win lmeoreet., W.t-,s ., tv,. iA.lm ew est 110000',.1l.ev. lliw•tts aeetbled, ms , Atastoffionate letslapnow; 01'., 2' Alan,alargostorkor FELtont ST1W , . t Seprnr'4191r13911181'4191r13911181,eh.l,,Ntr01(0 0in, f.t,,:km%u 0n, rainn. ""..s au" 144 3130N 8 .'1 11 thTd n 1)TS., arments or allstUdiedit carefuyfOr sometmeiiitunsninwhtareestAnae. ,Poct 1w• thefittest stY D011. ETS, tc couln't mohea ani be could dreg the bridegroom timeAAMcedChltd4I,1 314 P4 rthSUli0.31,1111101 Li 99Il1314P6199I081 while, however, hi6 face brightened up the alter In their presence. The bride's mood, preseuttil himself before. the 27'1"Thrth IT441"4 ""t' 2"mnu'r''. u'ff t"; 0.0111,110.a; tt largo stock kept 021 13(4,11 and he said t V Oh, well, just Bona it fat ler Rua other friends offered to go Brit -tor magistrates and begged that he that way ; he'll innierstand it I' A liefore a judgeand give $100,000 bail, might be„ taken care of for a week to . Tema belonging tt; one of the nay if necessary, and the bridegroom begged gee .constehle to firevent hitti conite!tting self-destruction. hotels•night. I a sclekthe-operator a . IYAtt k,fev. injw#01 no hod been teas.bilinglii. lonigkettd Did, ,tnegsit'ene ,,,,e And a two , dortat but, trim until the ceretaionSf Vault' be pert:or...med.; sectuetta for about six 111011t118 for the operator returned wit the change,. and but the offieer watt jnexorable and ear- benefit of his health ; had spent all. bis was net a. little SurpliSed; to see him ri°4 °IT his l'irm. rho . gl-tefiti* *mit moiety ;.. end bad Writtert to his friintle waoff lk with both chatige.and message. home ancl the htide off hil °-- took oer di,ng withont receiving any reply. He had Ain't you going to have the [ garments. On the next triOrning tne on the previous night been only able': to, " Sett rf he inquiredMessage. bridegrooin gave bail in $200, and tile ,•,...„ resist throwine 'himself in the Bristol e et 011,,e tooled the portet., tt I thought ttlay after there WAS it private worming. you had sent it. I supposed that all . -----e•••••is--- yoit hIttr to ird was simply to lobk at it."' ' Ten Texia•stock-raisera Own 1,023,* A I lay of color, ;inlet flaked what the 0)0,11ead or cattle. • 01,0%or39 deacriirtiontr tire, SnotcrUtrr ,Noilt It, and on the nffist rtairermlffirtermll, , • • nerneni'ber the ntace--next • door ter A, . Matheson's Blackennith Shop. , • Clinton, Aprit 19,1817. Coliman, 390511(01411 334, Mot Aire. Nutley AloNangl,t, Vert and Sirti,'W Bats Weaned and rat -erect. . err/arso11 n, owe , . s, L. m Sterod,'FrIendshm:l.lt ,s.d, el/neo040d, IA 1817, • Mgt; Etti•rt, Cady, WOR net N.14'..; 31114. A. Amami. Vs- .. rens, N". Niro. D. IN. fleekek:Orard,11..pids, Mich.; - n t xra, E, icr Wan:11On; Timusonds et ref • A — L ferences can hogiroo nt the 't *field's Dispensary.. N 0 H 1 N E a -The-Peopte!8--Mechcrcl.-SerY.-mtt Dr. IL V./germ/ Is the sole. proprietor and mantritc. NEW YORK R. GLASGOW. rarer 0(3.130 foregoing remedies, Of of whieft are sold DEVON'tt ty druggists-. Yfin is also tho ,tothor of the People's . ANC/10111tA ...,1"att. 29 li 14113c4mi103i Settee Afte'leal Athiser, a work of nearly -ono thousand :roes, with tam 'intoned ilea 6101,3.13.4342 , — . "Wood Ongravinas aro teaoten tame& 1323 11,341 already RATLE.s, 0E1. riAss.A.GE. JANES VECOUSON. 1)i313.(O ritti)ti!rox 33, wIr,- **L LL3M3413i43193y 30(4,4 94.1' 3. 932 13; (111E91:11tIngailegU! r.,)11 t.11 t9n 1)59111111ml ti p os l'artias win, wish their pinto a tuned, can leave orders at 3Tr. it.Yttill's book store. ° • • " Scottish Commercial Fifa Insurance Co,, a:LAsuow, If`iiPifttl, • l'wtp .11111fotift ff3i.i 114440104 • • • ." $1.5000000, flittololltN • .0 1,000,000. vitosnxez OF 0NrAltftl.13nAN011. liteid Office— 1 Toronto Street, TORONTO,' /0.an L. lir. Irian, (41,3111u410, Pteetactit ettnnatt ntie.ivia Credit Company. d'orru S, Phart•Ath, 151,51-., a 115750, ATOInvviell & PO. 'Symms AtrxANntlt, t'ico.Prettlitent teacraf Dank or taunt ea, ' /NSPECT011 ROBERT AfeLEAN. 111'911/ENT 91:4'PETUAT N.WRINCts, • Deposited with the flovertutoln Ottalva. for 40004 „ rity of Canadian Ptlioy P.:1010110. This Company tames Policies: of romancer/Against foss or damage by fire or Iightning,411 mereantrl5L, MAn. nAmtnving.Pflovnt von] hivohold AA:14a °latent. wars. Potteies are issued tt'0111 and losseit settled :directly h* the Toronto octets44 wittont dela)", All PrOnillmtt t .14et in this tortntry'are inveated eaffittliatt 50euritisa. • loliN x111)0'111,, A(;Ityl, v()11,: (It.rtiTox Asp vtc.itNity July 19, 1877. • • aohl of this popular work . . • T4i• Glasgow Liverpool Londonderry', or Pelted. Cabin harbee by eripfalintr to a ct\nstable to Pasco; (postpaid) 81`.110. to at con:M.011dt one,' intermediate and Steers* AA tow inatitms Apply Leo- ' . 1210.11ded thtl 11111.11 kW a week, -and, seritat- R. iri 1- Ti . :vt, D. . Ii (YVER 100,000 COPIES eiiii,tac $80, g`eldt to tolltlott anon, srts aeconling Ratty sny other firgt•eto 11116. ;For ticket; and furor. take caro of him, Tho mag strides re- ,Annin.;84 O. Tr. PA I!.'40\? W,IL, Agent, cOMnitiniCation to the American Onnsul. mr,arldhi alspensnrr, antral°. cataotoitn, Pt, 1871. •