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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1924-01-10, Page 3Another KiplIn'g; Book.. :1Vir.. ;#44,yarti, has .delighted the world pf•Bby:ficonte,,net to men ' to the' -•and • PS -a. ,•Seetite and 'Clit[des,!'" • "The, • 77.*igl; 00400' 0g Mneit ter grOW4-404 as well, itoweVert that the little Boy Scout and-thelittla girl Guide, will us- ually luiv,a to welt whlle their parents --have-MistlUp.• • „Marty -people cannot understand why Mr. Kipljng is not41tilf..erffiiiatnighta 4 and the !choicest otiled Rose Teas h the ORANGE PEKOE 'QUALITY •" •f• urnames an eir n But,;;•.-:theTerd-On who. is mat A .• for hini tp rep ivethi lien i I • BACHE men ,could,net hayea distinctive fglv .. a or s, :;apt .told, the Meanest Min in the World, .Ile.Once addressed an envelope to ,„ KIpIIng, and, by Mistake; began, "Sir • ftudyard, ,*.The envelope "bah 'been in.his. desk for •eight :years, He cannot, Of course, waste it by threivin,g.` .•It away. 'So, he is waiting .p,atieettytill' Klpllng becoMes a knight • and ,he can nee it' ' • • • ' • One of .Mr. ,Bruce's. Stories. . Here's. a. delightful story, • told by the Australian -F,remier,, Mr. Bruce. Before beginning; it's as well te•inen- , thin that.Anstralia is ju•st larger ,than the .United States. Not many people realize that, .. ' • . An ••Amertcan„ says Mr. Bruce, was boasting about th,asiZe of his country to."o man from` "down Under:" -• "There's a ranch in my, -country," said the American, "so big that , the owner got on his .horse one • Monday niorningt , having gone the reund ; of the boundary fence; 'returnedon the • tollowi,ng Saturday night" . • • "Why, that's nothing," retorted theAutral1an .'In . my country there -are • • " dairy farms where we send newly mar- ried 'couples out tomilk the cows, and• . their kiddies bring in the rnilki,"' • The Helpful Walter.,, ° A cynic Once said that ,oldpolitietins- , . were 'the heat, because ,as.,th'ey 'grew . . . older. -they, told inbre ,stories ,outside the House and fewer inside. -. That .pOlitiCal veteran, the Earl of Balfour,' ,Certainly , telling, nior,e' stories Put - aide. • HereIs his latest' In his 'own ' "I was s 'hotel h • Witahingten, • . Where all the! • waiters. , were colored men. On the nrst evening I pushed • ; away the menu and gave the waiter a : • • . Vust:bring'inee good dinner uncle, .,L.said.• . • • •• "Ife brought.,ine an 'excellent dinner: I continued. thisplariter ar fortnight. When 1 left my 'waiter Said to me: 'Good-bye, Sah,. are. 'goal, luck, and • , When yoh or 'any of .y,Oh..frien's come -":"-$--••.'-',-11„bire. what. ,cati.'„t. read „the:menu, jes''. " • ax. Yoh .eie Calhoun 'Clay,'" • ..• • • „ • • Getting In, First Lleke.• A. goodmany' nation's have, been known tojustifytheir own aggressionUpon theirneighbors in.uch as "At llttle giri named Katherine, explained her " treatment' of her ,sister Maragaret The--fluaire1-between.7-the'-two-chilti- ren , waked hotland furious, . Kather- -, ine hit Margaret. 'with a. stick, and then their father interfered. , lcatharine," he said did • you . hit Margaret with that Stick?"' • . Katherine defiantly* "Confessed her gulit • W•by did you,..d'o .dentanded. the • . , , father: • •' • • • "Because "-• Katherina retorted' 'and --r1glited#19Edignatia. -flashed in , her :eyes, "afterwards she hit. Mei" " Her Namesake.' ar a e 130.by of , her former Cook had been ,nanied for her, she bought a suitable rattle With .'many jingling bells and. : ,went to See her, nathesake. • "Why 'Bridgecnihe. paid to the lete Mias, Downey, now Mrs, O'Callithan, .''I; thought • you said ,the. baby 'Wee named for me. ,My 'name Is Hannah, ---and you are calling thelieby Celes- ------_t1ne.'___ • • , • • ''del.patine T., ' ma'am," said Mrs.. hastily. "The is for TUilard. and 'Oeleithie' is Justthe' kaind of name to; describeyou;.mit'Ara'.' icr,yonr: 1001c0," MrS; finny ,win Would you that." •, ;Snvying sir lsaac., The teacher was trying to impress on the children 'how,' important had • been. the discovery of the law of gravi- tation.* , ; "Sir Isaac Newton was• sitting on the, ground, lookingat a 'tree. An Ali- •*plefellZon.hig,•head and from that he • 41aooveied '''gravitation.'' Just 'think, ichildren," she added, "Isn't that won- derful?" • • ,. • The inevitable small bey replieck "Yes'm, an?, if he had been settin' in 'school lookin' at his' books he Wouldn't ; have disooverled nothinVI: • • lt'Seadonsible FrosUrw. A, simple icing for little '.cakea id Made: by adding atraWberry-jiiice-td: DOWdered• sugitr and ; beating until anneoth, • , • ,_ 0 one should gitte ,advice, unasked Is 'Adorn taken and invariably resented:-' the 'Mere;a Pialoi is, really educated , the. More ho turns"tri the 'library for • lila ppirtual stistenatica,--;tOreRal dane" t . . , tlappitibes domea tint from ineresia- ' big potiAeSsicf,Ap. but fiorri purtailing the' deeirp for.; pzistiessionfi.---Mi% A, ii4kinoon, ALP. Varlations--Leeche Leechmen, Leach; nPm.q....• ' Barbour.: • ' ' • • • 1741001, .9r Igin-,Engt I eh sourneH;An occupatlon.; Had the words or jforkys).- clan" 'been In use the eleventh twelfth and, thirteenth centuries in England, as they are to -day, such Lfanilly- nci-raes,--as--44eaelteee 14 ea chnian. 'would. not exitit; Instead we *mild have such names as -John, C. Dector,. Or James J PhySiela.n, Or 'tut., rison'.q, Onlrorsso4.-. • But it Was. not • until the time of :Queen Eltzabeth that the words "phiisition"., and, o‘chirurgien," • (sn.t..- geon) Came into general use and not until still later that the physiciett•wai. called "doctor" •• •• ' •;, KELLY. Keely. Rac)al Source --,•A given •name., 00.1rie torPiE '.jJUZ. Tlitt4W SWP4 DAV.< flOt Of 'EM r The author of the lyrics•of that once PoPtilar, ditty. ''Kelly from the Emerald Is -In never annennced'priblibeth-, er, he ,chose that name. for the hero.of his ballad because it fitted the rythin„ or from a moreinibtle motive, • , .As a natter di' fact; ,the name was singularlyappropriate to the -spirit of this hilaloretis.••jingle Of adventUreber cause the. given name from .which the. Kelly gimp of faintly names is derived_ means 'nothing • more. or fees- than 's r These faintly names, however, 'a,re very ancient and honorable enes, com ingin the Majority, of •cesea,fqopi the count ty about Wlcklow in Ireland,', Ent with them again We have ;a:noth 7 er example of the, wide difference be; t,ween the ancient. and „modern' SPell- ing;•Witit a difference in pronunciation which. •is • muchlesezatarked.,-.:..-The. iven neine from Whiehl.•ellY,*.0 Kelly re derived • la !.'Cealicteil;" which cer-, einly'doeS not look like "Kelly," but here is. really little difference in_the renunciation of the two. . A slight roadening' Of the 'final. with the eStorathin: of the "ch,". which is best eacribed-as a 'Softened Or aapirated. ¼' sound (somewhat 'similar; ,hut not iite, to the, German "ch") completes e'transforriuttion back to the ancient enunciation The. Celtic '."e" pl- ays -a "k" SOund. There. are modifi; bons; • of course, but never to... our odern s eOund. •,Keely. an An7 icized:vershin of the name. ' At the 'period • when fainily'.naines were', being, former there Were no, physicians except the barbers, and the principal' method of treating nearly all dIsearies, Was to the patient With a leech, a little bleed -sucking' worm. The barber, was at once the physician and the "tonsorial artist," He as frequently 'known by the. Medical branch of his trade as the other as g Was, Celled- the "leaciimen" as 'aften a as the "harbour."... In the course of .thne the term ."leaeliman" was often t shertepedintoleechel---or------leaeite. .p If , A large teeter in eettling.tnese old b trade.nameif into, family names Wa's r the feet that ,children se,often,follow,- d ed the same pccupatiens as their par'! ;eras, though in niany.caseethe des- qt CriptiYa: name would ;stick to a son th even ,WIs hen, he .41(1 not p father's calling, slmpiy through the w sheer ' neceeeity of his having More ca than one name at a time when Popu- ni lations.were growing so fast that each. gi :Wifey7-'-"I've speat the five hundred yon.gaVe-,,me for Christmas- shoProlgg. .and I haven't a penny left to 'buy a pre- . , . sent for you, dear." . • . • , -, . Hubby-"Humplii I'll s• give you. a . . . . quarter !•more then."'. • • ' ' i' a --,-..---0,-;=,•L•—' . . il ...-,Mirre-LTIP-tit:77' . The average ainpunt a light .obtain-, t • ".*:. •A Bit, Misleading,. When Mary, jeving married William Smythe and Was• able to have calling cards with "Mrd. William Syr:lithe" en: graved upon them she felt that life, had .np higher:pride in store for. her She preserved this attitude through all the years of her married life.' When Mr. Srnythedied .she Was consolable, and:. even atter sever years. of ,Widowhood She hotly resen ed any indication that her friends ha forgotten her lamented .William for moment. ' It .makes me so angry," she said to one whom she suspected of careless- ness in the matter, to be spoken of or thought of • as - 'Mrs • Mary Smythe,' It ls 'an, insult to memory:" , "Oh, I'm ',sure its never meant for that,(" said the friend, hastily.' 'Only , , it's • quite, ctistomary among certain people, ydu krioW, for a widow to take her Christian name -have letters ad dressed to her in that. way -and 'so • , INTEJE SHADOW OF POOR HEAL In This Condition Relief Come.s, Through Dr. Williams'. Pink Pills. When, the shadow of , poor health falls-tippn-imil-when-hope-tades-an-d- life itself seems scarcely worth living, theirls the timleybu should ,remenaber that thousands just•as hopplese.asi„you= .feel-have,--heerfn'T to -the .stur. shine; or health through the Use of* Dr, Williams'Pink • t The,' rich ;red' blood which th'ese' make; strengthens, the whole ayeteni. The" .nerves :strengthened„' .lieadechea vanish, the eaMetite,iinproves,, and: once, Again fliers is joy in life.' Among the thousands benefited by the use ,of . . . this rtrilicina• iS Mrs..; jOe, • Robinson, Oshawa., 1Whe eaYs;,7-"SOme time ago was in an anemic condition and se weak; I would faint away tibias,. I had no appetite; contd.. not, , my houseworlc:;..in.fact life seemed scarce- as nincitheat to convert a giVen quan- Naiure'S Temperature CoutroL You put water into the radiator 'of your automebile or tractor tekeeP the. motor from overheating and yen pat a Minket or two of water into, your cel- lar to keep the potatoes from freezing. 'Aside from the facts that 'Water is, made Trona two gases; •hydrogen ,and oxygen" and. that it fe used to put out fire even though. it is composed of One -verY--infiammable:gasencrandther' tliTar permits the ,'fire to burn, .water has some remarkab1424pr*oper.treac---,-Iht- first-placerites more heat to raise ,a given quantity of water pne degree in temperature than it doe d any .ether ,substance that we know .of or, put the reVerse, it takes mere cold Or nega- . ti,Ve heat tin' lower 'water one degree • than it does •if.ny . ether Substance. , If the ..blaiikaMith,', should drop One 'pound of iron at a temperature_ of 212 degrees Fahrenheit into one Pound of water at 32 degrees Fahretteit, ; the • tempera; ture the water would be raised.bne 18 degrees while the. tereperatare of the Iron was lowered 16 degrees! • ''• Ittakee aboutilve, enclla third times ly worth, living-. . I Was exceedingly. pale, and , tried doctor's. medicine with no good resalt. Thep one day I ,sew Pr. Williams' Pink Pills recominended for a shiner condition 'and. I got a supply.," L continued taking .the pills Until I had •used about' a dozen boxeii, and they have macie‘me a' well' woman. tity of water. already' at the boiling point into steam as it does. to heat the water' All the way from • the 'freezing point to the boiling peint•;-that. is, it We• had one pail, "Of water Already at the boiling point, 212 degrees Faliren: heft, it would take as much heat to convert. it into steam as it would to n- I can, now, do a•good, day's. work about, .heat five and a third buckets of water Si the house t have no more .fainting all the way from the freezing,' 22, de- apells and can go about d More actively grees Fahrenheit, to the boiling ppint' d than.. I did. befere. 'I believe, these Tins the instructions for small cars a Pills just the thing for pele, Weak 'say, not to, marry if the Water in the. radiator boils:a bit , • The temperature of ice 1.3 normally "It•will.never be with me," said lhe widow,,indigna,ntiy... "I prefer always o be known as the. late Airs. William mythe.' " ed for 1 cent from *,intandeseept elec. trio . lamps at first was abOut_fivd candle newer hours, but it isnow poi- sible • to obtain: with •the ordinary forty watt lamp 170,, candle .,power hours for •onacent; ' .• -girls, glad; women, and if given a, fair trial will do for them what. they have done for me." You can et these_pilLs throughara medicine dealer or by, mail at 60 cents, a box from The tit... Williaina'Medi, •-eine Co.; Brookville, Ont.; To Save Time,, • Pat.;.ws.s. grunthling because, he had no money to "Spend whiie on his sum mer helidays.'. .* • •••• Ont. .-know what to de;", ,he greased to his friend Jack. .• Now, pat!' he :said, .."yOu 'might ,t cJ take:Iiii,u_r wages to the poet-Office:and Inkt.41.V.e.:10.17 illingS in efOry-WeOle: By the time Your holidait are.due you ..will_h_ax.aa.„Comfortableaum Bight!'',replied.pat. "I'll try ' •,,Some weeks later Jack met him and asked him how •much he had;srayed.Upl in the ' • • "I have /30 idea,',''said 'Pat. Beware of Imitations, "No ideal. '.1laVen't'you" got 'a , lip ok, like Mine?" • • " "No; I never,trOubled.ahotit a book; Just droppedmy money in •the letter hbx, S•I was. pasedrig." • The Climax I• -Some little girls were boastipfi of • , .• .their respeetiVS . The mnInt . ter s Tittle daughter 'said; Eve y.pac - .,.. -age-thet:conies' for ilif'pepa ,is inarked • Viileas-i.You see the' name, ',4iii,Yer'..' ......"Anci overY• paCkage, 6.4 entnes" for CrOsS" on PeekOke, cir on 'tablets you •Iny papa, ie marked '.l .1). ." retorted are ix:ot.,kettitig the gerinitq Bayer As. the dectot's.daughter. oirin plov,.6d sato ti3,,,,I.I.oilioni, afid. m.o.!: Then followed a • lbo,k, Of ' .Ciiii4,einPt seribeil by id-ya, ieillaS ;O'er tWeety.: frnM, the yOen,gest of• '' the' ,gretip.; ., three. years Jot • ,' , . , ' .; "That'S • nothing t'!' • .ahe ekeigmed, - , beldg• •'' •• lieedaehe• ,J'Eviery Package that ;comes to our i' Toothache ....... Littii,bare ... ' , .1 liouSS hF,4i threalattera on•it- '.6,0D.'", • Settititia . . . flheliraatiaMH•••• -I - "...--, .--. - • - ''''-'77 , ,• ' -7-itoutalgitt : ' Pitifii, Pain ' ' , ', ' ' ",:. MACK Hen BOOS. . ..' Accept -'Bayer Tablets of AsPifig*," .',, ,L,..i ' t•i' :1:m.1n:hailed it . a :deity. and ,t,hik. Bach iinlitOkeil 1)dilll'ge to'll' !•:asked the tiairy;inan if lie Coilid sMii-plY fans proven direOfons., Mindy boo s . , him ' With 'A. ilri2erf:,eggt ',laid .by ,.-.1,10.;,k gitita"filso Sell Of • tkvelie teblets Cost',fe.w eents, brag. ',hen, .,, :.,• , . )3641afr,•bf, 24 and 10 , ... °' 1, . • The difiriniari 'wee' anutaed at ••. the Asirin la. the trade Mark (,reglatered ,.., ..,, „ ..irishinan,*.a-iitrarige-orderF-bet*Iiifbrined In- Canada) -9,f- MIYel'AVit014trt°ttil'''' `;' ;',"Pitt that. he • Cduld , pick thein - out hini. 'AiOnOicetitacidester Of Salidylierield, Belt, ,,i . ,, . • .•1 While it la, Weli known .' that Aspirin, 1. Aft,01,,,.pal, iflut Dielijii oift hjs egg, laPaii0. iliaef Mtititif1-4;attir44‘i t°.•asIfit• 1 the ;While agathstnoitstioot, the' Tab-: the .ditirYnitiii asked lam , heiii* he enuldi ,.: tots of glyet•cothis„hywitt.be it4)11151,A, 01E411101A eggs laid by a Week': lien, ' .6a w.,joi ihift itetieta. i ..trade 100.4.0 tho , "Oh, Shurerninn," replied Pat: "they ,,,',1BelYeir Crete." ' • ' ' .. ,, are always he b ggege 7-- . • How He -Killed Time. ryierfift. "How- do • you kill time 'before- bed time theselong whiter...eve/lingo?". ”Get frent,of-the fire with a good book -and take a•nice nip." Tfils is' a •Deep One • 32 degrees' Fahrenheit and the tem - re -Cure of -oat 1 Jusftr s e ems .ferrn into ice is the -same.Bnt It - takea as...intich-negativer heat to freeie- a bucket of water As it does to bring, , that bucket of:Water from 176 degrees •i,b Fahrenheit Oil:. the way ,down .to the ' freezing joint. • Ncr.wondet we put -a 41 - 1r,"* tIOLD11. Of . . Am48,7,..v, . ,,,. ..Coplifie.01.M4141%*-,w' .,- , .. MEN -WE * 1, • '. The 411millItsi "'ilf.•444904.00nSti,-. ,. _....8,P4 Ofer'1004i.iri$033ta. 10,. lin _t, 'ration indigestiOn' COM,. *olds' etc,- 4111g our coniplete, Inn, exclusire. Mier 'etantly regulate th • bowls'' .Ang,*ame7.'irl3,0.,.:71.fiif.:414c,:o.p.wn,ub:etir44.:aaxii.,41e4i.eitsvYse,:wT:hhillih..ittli4rilinu'w;tnroceii'd:h'el,4:4iPe..,Iirnisil!h;Hi.i....'.6:ittiBdfr7"...,,-44';u-itg,.ur.01414, .t..radrolitrITder-.egj.,.4.71:24..:' • 'en the,stom lt. ' ' p..19V: {,, "v0.01t."4,V, iriV41...4-404e41W ' ." • . --TheprOteOutleg .attP11°Y. w4.4 elca,1*... e- . , ..-, ,---••• , Perfect "Safety.. Concerning 'them *Te.' 4.g' 41Te4 .4 14ff..'Youtiffaat'''haby,:with' bong*.11egra...w4tios- 34$004.7.0'.. .11,-441twyer..,-.,,,,,-,,,,,,,,,,".."''''.''''' • -....Y. 'Aleide":,'Ilerag.e., -Iii,_te; • POtt,l'X' `Q,40:•0.. writes ;•.---,"Babea :Own Tablets: *ere, •he *aid, 'len Ans. what you know abooll , ' lilted ,,, .40r. lieWSIS ' and .stomach end '' -r- cf 4.re401001° -41i'Y baby. 13•1,4 47e"''' 4:1‘,1'iy'llegill.1,..49'.!1l. :i."' 0081.14,,,*f PO, '''I tkinie" ' I Mede,herJ)Ininit M44 weiV,Ilie.: Tfilii . 104 are sold bY*04.10ne. dealarofor Or •"I ilthi'i "ni ';'°'''' know.44" Yen 1$1-114r *alci.na-..P.Q.,03,raeltyille,-;074.,,.. nutil-Tat.,-26W-,alicue.ficitif The Dr. :t11Iiik. ,o-..T2.,„:70461.147,8-3,--:vs:,,r,t:.:70.0.;H ii*:.7.•,-0,.,5,.0.-ti,t±.: ...,.i.,thiriki,,,. said. Mose.. , , , The, • ‘1,inatke.ci soriiiir...;.• "I told ion," 'shouted -the attorney, • On bOP18 A44er0901 tat* t4.4-44**14: .77Bt'iltilt boss," said 1 ?,•StaYililiMie-81114e,11'.'"Z 0' In' •n -f; . a• fifteen -foot Well,that hitCneVer ion,. ' lawyer; ' I:.canyt talk' withont,thinking." ' 'ttle4MedeS1,1:endt'll.t4.4*Yt'Uf7deat'r.9infglvaatiekrdirt• t: ' . When ordering' goods by mail •sen4,'• • - . , 'drought was often dry, Hoping 'Wan-, le Dominion Express Money Order, '. crease,. the .suPPI, tilf -Water Anderson .., . . • . , . et feet ' 00e1.10,c1:..fp:,elean..-egthe-ecen;. ...,.....The.,..4.uoity:„....0-'—fT,your,....work-iiiii-..4.0.41,------- mulitted. silt: at the bottom. With the a great deal to, do with the quality •of ' • -7.- hell!•••.Ot Ws twelve-Yeai-01d1, EfOn. he. your ,lif.,S: If your work quint)? P1' pumped -t4o well dry and rernoved.Six owe, ' your character will be ' down, .: Inches or.se,of the mud. . .. The bettom five feet of the hole had I dY.0°T/14'ru,:!!U7dUrdi3 .(tu*UP ' your Igeula' been . 1?inetPd. out of Sok disintegrating ', • • . . 'shale. 'While scraping. the rocky finer °Keep 'Minard's Liniment .1n. the ,house. Anderson noticed a dark Irregular epot , , • . • ' • • • three.. 'or fog!. inches,' . in diameter: Watehing. it - closely,' he. soW•.9 little EV*, praCtical Work' Will ,0011rillAi " watir seeping ,up thipugh it. . With ;a crowbar' he began to 'chip away at -the onlY if one Strictly follow .the la* Of ' '.' Pove and, Will perish if We act.* eippil• .sitlOn to 1.6,-7'rolistoi. spot, and in a few nainntes water wai coniing throngh, at A, steadily increas- ing rate: ,• 'Anderson had penetrated perhaps three inchea. into the, porton; material when his bar suddenly broke through and dropPed, about two.: feet.. Sinul _ • . 'spurted up Mauna into- his_fone_.--ao,mothert-Give----Sick Bab “califorilia Fig yrie, . . . , ' Always strive to appear at your beet. Give. the world your brightest , thoughts, , your most courteous speech,: the outcome of your kindest impultieti - atnd pitreat motives. _had-riineovereirfr.deen, strong and pure spring,.the presence of which the forin- er owner of • the. farm had never sus- pected when he dug , the. well; with' a little More digging.' he Would Surely have found it. -•i» Sundown Ander- son's well, was half full of excellent water. ' , ' • .' Hew inanye people whom We pass , • the street seem' dull and unimpassiOn. .• . , ed, incapable of great thoughts or of . fine deeds! • •And. yet; who' can tell what spring •ef strOng„ pure' .feeling may not Ile -deep beneath an lunpro- mising and often unlovely human ex- terior'? A little probing into the hearts , • and minds 'of ordiriary-looking and . , , , even cold -appearing people will 'often • bring ifs great rewards.The sympathy and, nnderstending of flan' intimate' talk Hartnless Laxative AO Clean Liver and, . Bowels of Baby or ChIld.., ed; bilious.. fever- ' Even . conatips-. fish, or Sick, collo BabiesandChild, genuine `"Califor- Ten love to take' lila , Fig ' Syrup:". • No other :axative regulates the ten- der little .bowels ,', so nicely.' It "4 , _ _ • . sweetens the stortute,h, and -tarts - the liver and bowels acting ,without 'grip- ing. Contains ,.no narsotica or Beall-. ing drugs. •Say "California" to your soon penetrates to • the ' d,eptha pf. their . -, rugg st and avoid counterfeits!.. In- . fr&sh flow of,good for the world. ' • I better matures. ' -.A 'little encourage- sirup" which contains directions. sist ' Upon genuine ','Califorhfit- Fig merit . of their kindlier !minds* and finer •aspiratiens • may release a •great Both Were Old.Fashloned.' •:- '• An ,old physician 'of the last genera- , tion was noted for his'.bruzque manner ., and old fashiened Methods, says ,the • Edinburg Scotsman.' On one ,accasioti i a worna,n called himin to- treat her ,. . . . • baby. who was slightly. ailing. The ector.....prescribed-pastor-pil. . ..."But,„ doctor," protested ',,the ybung- incither,.."caster•eil'tesueh •an Oldfas- hioned remedy." , • •.! "Madame,"replied' the :"- • doctor, aisles, are 6in fashioned thinge.!....,--- . - The wrong road never, 'brings . you the right Piece, • '. tub of water into the cellar along.,with to the potatoes.; • ' Just. tliintrc-ftieriti6ment,',nOW, that three-quarters of, the,. eartk's,,surfacela "CO-veretf--4ith-, Water:land° that plants' and animals are CoMposed -,largely of 'Water. • Sursly..Mature has: made good . , . use , of a, marvelous • teniperature 'con, Ara • , fi*I.urri's the Word.' , , , The , teacher had 'been giving , the Class a lesson lniihitory,2L-The4ubject Upop which' she had 'hit was that of 1 King Alfred and, at the end of the les - *On, ehe directed the clasi to Write an ;essay' incorporatimg• what she ,had-tol BostL-L:?!•ambo;*-tvhat-yirereyon-dbinr-tli-Ottri-•-"'S --eLainprie-iiiem the YeeteiddiAt--corne-Air act that she did' not went theni on --Werk76,, • • •'; ' • , Sati, , lalt ,dis:' tou. knowS, Ali ot brud dr, t ; g d farhms•foh himaef. pat heydOn.e.:Vent to asale and bought'''Thisselt, well, an!, yeat'day he haihed 'me to 'chop it , Up' into. pott ltoies." •• • yee or Abuse? "lieury," Said. a nibther to•lier ten 34i "'haven't i:always, told you. to use your napkin at/ the table.T,', . "Why, I am using it; Mether,",.. pro- teated .11enry, With an Air of injured innocence. "I've`go.t,ithe dog, tied to .the.le.g of the table.WIth it:'• ''.. • • ' '- Why Teachers Go Mad' ' .,. .... ..., -. . • Teacher- Define ,trickle.." . ....13by--"TO, run slowly." • •Teacher-,"befirie arieedete."." .tloy:--"A short, funny tale." . , , ; , Tettcher-,--"US.e both WOrds 1 ti.• a,'*Oil-• . , , li • , • k -...‘•••••..-:'' al • , 4 ' , • ., 1, 13tiy---"&•' dog ' triehieil, down' the IStreet with '0 can •tied to his..ttnee- •!1°:p4.t!•"liy. i's .1-1-i: tli-tetillost.'-pe"OPle think that the glory • Of ,life .doee: nbt belting l 0 the 'ordinary Vectitione-that, this I beliangeito the artist, to the iiitielblan;. !tothe writerk or to Sbnie one of the ' Mei* gentle And What they. 'gait ''cligni: 411ed"--HDrefettaititivr-Theffili-hriiiii-Ch :dignity and t grandeur' and glory .iii.•tig•O rictiltitte., as in statesniatialtip "eit aiiili,, Otaliip. ., . '• '. , No Mien is the best judge of his' own rePtitatiOn.-4,It;,*atiatide 11•fe'Ciirdie. , ,LA...k.Isit..M.tr,00.46.:::ante_tiiicii.eti--cithiliit: a.ny accountto' mention the episode of the 'cokes; as 'it ,had no bearing on his- torical ' events; and:, its authenticity, -- Twenty small 'heads were bent- in thought for half an hour and then the. essays were handed in. ToninrY's effort, thoughnot brilliant was dOrtaii0 original: . • "Atired, was 'king ,pt England. He was a very gbod king and earned the • title of 'Great.' One evening he visit- ed a' lady friend,but., the less said •about that the better?' I ,,Keeps EYES Clear, Bright and Beautiful. Write Murine Co.,Chtcago,forEyccAeBook •-•••,t DOn't Cough! Mik Minarifle` with 'molasses and take a 'teaspoOnful. Also gargle _Lwit.b_i'vlinarcraA • " • • 7 -••••••tqf!,a.z -Minard's •gives • quic•k relief. • , 'GIRLS! A GLEAMY MASS OF BEAUTIFUL 'HAIR' ; ‘35 -Cent Danderme So ,proves Lifeless; Neglected Hain WARNER'S SAFE KIDNEMIVER REMEDY is the quickest and best relief for m. ns in the bacica d he many other • indications •of kidney trouble, Sold for . 60 years. .Satififae,tibri inevery ;bottle. At your druggist„ or ,direct front) WAFttiR's nEmEolks co, Toronto ' atiindince et hiiir full pt _gloss,. *learns, :and life' ShOttlY fbilows ,genuine toning of neg, 'Meted sclilps With; dependable ."Dati.- derine.Y' Palling, h• 1 r, itchtrig-ilefi trite - the .dandiliff: is tetteeted; Thin, dry,. • „ Whiny Or fading"hairis invigeii; fitedy taking on 'new "strength:, deter as& youthia beauty.; onit•nfetise Is delightful the, heit:• .refiething„ not Sticky Or IIIIIIM.7727_71111111111 ' THE 111 cilitORENI.S :-COUGH, E Y INTI . - , , 11,.% .ttente t 130014 It4-Ititehto C4,1.1nitte.t. toroiktet Shave With Cation Soap • --The- healthy -up-to-dii4,,,CUtieurit- waY.- Dip brush in hot water and Mb en CutiCura Soap. 'Then make tat, ther on face and rub -in for a mo - with ,fingera.- Make a second la eripg And Shave: Anoint any.ir- ritation with Cutizintm-t•intinent,t1m),„.0 wash all off • with Cade= Soap." Nothing better tor tiensitive skins. , Soip25c. Ointment 25 arta 50c..Talcom2Sc. Sold throughout theDominion. Canadian Depot: .1.41Ao,, Limited, 344 St. Peal St.. W. Montreal. 'Cuticura Soap shaves vrithout Muir. 101ING DAUGHTER MADEWELL Mother Tells Hair Her Daughter Suffered and Was Made Well by , Lydia E, Pinkham'S 'Yeketable-.. -Compound • Vancouver, BC.-" My daughter fs young girl who has been having severe pains end Weak and dizzy' feelings for some time and had lost her Appetite.' • Through an older daughter Who had heard of a, •,w/ornari ••who wail tatting .it for the seine ,rouhle,,, we were told, of Lydia E. PinIchArn's Vegetable ,Com- ,- pound. my daughter has been taking it for several months and is quite all right now. It has doe all it was represented ,to do and w have told a number of 'friends abrin it I am never withont a bottle 6i' it In .tlic 'house, for I myself tdkp it f • that, weak; tired,. wOrn-out feelirip • •h sometimes conies to us all. find it. is L.:,"ding me up and I strowly :recornririerd it to women Who axe au or- ing tttt . Awdatighter have," -.M. I‘ J, 26th Ave. East, qt. C. the age of twelve a $girl beet% ell :111C6LIN r , , re a thoughtful mother an giv% 'a' woman has suffered years ctr ' of lessnrss or,ignoranci3 of the motile ant :pan arid misery -the vicLini t.hopY. ..ehlit:shhefieVoefltuithdineds-hoefriideuardinag-thi ,the back and lower limbip " notice a elowness of thong) attendanen ness or irritability on W' Tealete-r: r4a0Lnuudnygiddhtii:filins.,arieinsPlapeknetlihtdlitifiiineLs'ge• , -for t e same eeds don tj4ttotkilint. 41;t1 kept • IPMAIII *ad ors ,tIrs fUll 0t. Inopp411 "•'•.•