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The Wingham Times, 1909-09-30, Page 6ERNELS FROM THE SANCTUM MILL 1 !cresting Paragraphs from our Exchanges Tleo early wenn catches the obituary es 0tice, D;:n'e try to grasp 011 opportunity. by 1 nt.i;.'g Selt en its tail. The Value of Turpentine Wh q nil Fine fare the pbyeioian ro- t*emanee ds his vaealtlty patient to take a trap to the turpentta.e groves ae a cure f �r throat ,caid lung troubles. The tur- 'penicins of commerce cannot very well be need but by extraotieg this ingredient from genie extd by nedieg linseed D. Ohotto succeeded in gettivg up the most effective treatment ter threat and lung troublee that was ever discovered. It le Erowei an Dr. Ohase'F; S}rup of Lin• seed and Turpentine. A decent job with a fat salary will rescue many a man from politics. The disappearance of some people is more welcome than their appearance. Pearn the Ile Kind Von Hare Always Bn�yht rliguatnro of a..d4 4 We admire people who hand us the kind of advice we intended to follow anyway. Love is as necessary to a woman 'who bus acquired the habit as tobacco is to s man. A clove>r, popular Gently Cold Cure Titb- it/V.—celled Preventive—ie being dispens- ed by druggists everywhere, In a few hours, Preventics arca said to break any cold—completely. And Preventics, bo- ing cafe and toothsome, are very line for children. No Quinine, no laxative, nothing harsh nor sickenirg. Box of 48 —25o. Sold at Walley's Drug Store. When a girl didn't [peak to a man Ler, mother told her not to it's a sign they didn't meet. Lots of people delight in doing, a charitable stunt—after concluding ar- rangements with the limelight man. 1 Dr. Chase's Oint moat is a certain and guaranteed cureforeach and every form of itching, bleeding and protruding piles. See testimonials in the press and ash your neighbors about it. You can use it and t your money back if not satisfied. 60c, at all aeatereo: ELINIAxs0N.BATES & Co., Toronto. yOne elAeZS Oth MENo.. A woman has so Much imagination she could think her finger was willowy if it looked like a bowl of mush. During August there were 390 acci- dents to Canadian work people, of which 126 were fatal and 264 serious. Good for Eiltonsness, "I took two of Chamberlain's Stom- ach and Liver Tablete last night, and I feel fifty per tent. bettor than I have for weeks, says J. J. Firestone of Allegan, Mich. "They are certainly a fine article for biliousness." For sale by all druggists. Samplee free. William Sutherland was found 'dead near Woodstock, having cut his throat with a razor. We are not in this world to do what we wish—but to be willing to do that which it is our duty to do,—Charles Gound. Drive Rheumatism out of the blood with Dr. Shoop's Rheumatic Remedy and see how quickly pain will depart. Rub -ons never did reaoh the real disease. Rheumatism isn't in the skin. It's deep down—it's constitutional. Getting rid of the pain, is after all, what counts. That .is why Dr. Shoop's Rheumatic Remedy goes, by word of mouth from one to another. And herein lies the popularity of this Remedy. It is win- ning defenders everywhere. Tablets or Liquid. Sold at Waliey'e Drug Store. Orvis Babcock, eldest son of Silas Babcock, a farmer residing at Spring- field, while operating a cutting box and silo filler, had bis left hand chopped off by inches up to the wrist and the bone crushed to the elbow. The lad had pres- ence of mind to throw the machine out of gear and probably saved the remain- der of the limb. After the terrible shook the boy walked to the house for treat- ment. OITGEWN (Generated Oxygen) Cures CONSUMPTION. CATARRH. COLDS and LA GRIPPE, Arse RHEUMATISM, as it allows the Kidneys to Creel, discharge the Uric Acid from the Blood, Cures Old Sores. dood Family Medicine to use for Cuts, Scalds and Bruises. THE BEST BLOOD PURIFIER KNOWN. For Salo by all Druggists. -I OXYGENATOR CO., 42 Harbord Street, Toronto, Canada • John Dillon was feud guilty at Mon . treal of the murder of Constable Shea and Sentenced to be barged cn Novem- ber 19. The body of a man was taken from the river near North Bay, with a deep gash ha the neck, and foal play is sns- Ipeeted. Mr. end Mrs, Wallace Wright bad to jump from their gascliue luuuch and swim to shore near Brcckville owing to the boat catching fire. Do not try to make your home like h eaven, but try to make your home each that when you think of heaven you will he reminded of your home.— Dr. Devine. i11.AVARh OF CENT\1.i NTS POR CA TA1tIM T1IAT CONTAIN all 11C1_Jt . BS mercury will surely destroy the Bence of smell and completely derange the whole system when euterirg it through the mncoue surfaces. Such artiolee should never be used except on presorip• tions fiom reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good yon oan possibly derive from them Hall's Catarrh Cute, ntaoniactnred b - F. J. C:hea,ey & Co , Toledo, O., con tains n0 mercury, srd is token inter nally, eating air: etly nr;,on the blood and mueone surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get ties genuine. Is is taken internally and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonial free. Sold by druggists, Price 75o per bottle. Take Hall's Family Pills for consti- pation. At Swan Lake au Indian shot a girl, olaiming he mistook her for a bear. The members of the tribe are enspioions that in was intentional, as they say the man was jealous of the girl. John MoKissock, an old pensioner, at- tempted to commit suioide at Pluton by tying his lege together and jumping off the dock. He left the end of the rope orthe dock, and it was an easy matter for the spectators to pull him ashore. CAST MA A For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of Negroes are not born black. When a negro infant comes into the world it is white, with a yellowish tinge. It grows darker and darker eaoh day until the tenth, when it has attained the deepest shade. TRE LADIES' FAVORITE, Laza-Liver Pills are the ladies' favorit medicine. They curd Constipation, Sick Headache, Biliionsness, and Dyspepsia without griping, purging or sickening. There are rumors afloat that the Grand Trunk Railway intend enlarging their buildings at Palmerston in the near future. It is said that the shops will be greatly enlarged and will in all likeli- hood give employment to 100 additional men, The St. Marys, Kirkton and Exeter Telephone Company has issued a new subscribers' directory, the list contain. ing over three hundred names. Five townships are represented—Blanchard, Fullerton, Biddulph, Downie and Us - borne. Don't be afraid to give Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to your children. It contains no opium or other harmful drug. It always curse. For salt by all druggists. Some figures published in English papers shows the appalling extent of the unemployment and pauperism in that country. At the beginning of 1909 one million persons were receiving relief, an increase of 3.4 per cent, over the prev- ious year, There were 145,735 able- bodied paupers on January 1st, an in- crease of 18,486 in twelve months. In London alone some £10,000,000 is expen- ded every year in charity, and in Eng- land and Wales one person in every 37 is a pauper. The death of Lady Laurie, of Max- weltorieflonso, Dumfries, recalls one of the beet -"known Scotch songs, Maxwel- ton House is well known as the birth- place of Annie Laurie. She was the daughter of the first baronet, was born in 1862, The words of the song were composed by a youth named Douglas, of Finland, and the music more than a century afterwards by Lady John Spot• tiehwood. The "promise true" proved a delusion, for the lady threw Douglas over, and married in his place Alexand- er Ferguson, of Craigdarroch. The portrait of both herself and her hneband are in the keeping of the baronet who still holds possession where "Maxwelton Israeli are bonnie," WOW:UM TIME4, SE4TTEMBER 30, atlli>O S notingp' s 1flS • • ¢ There were 1,176 drownings in the • , month of Jane, according to the report 1d e, Arms, Back of the United States Volunteer .Life g I Saving Otsrps, Pennsylvania was seta !'rove t and on the H. he Presence of Rheumatfe Virtues, Witch is Cured Quick- est by Nervillue--,Rub It In. Pains in the mutel,a, in the side's, the bat*, the neck or til .1hest—ut, y arras oar:, wish thorn air, at dtNeorr'rrt. If the lefimtm atton to sevort. tee teen evilt be inreeee it a'iew d to t1 to ri."erre they are dangerope. Nothing so gni .kly ours !teal tt flaw:tl:ttan and orivee away p'aitt its Nervi ice, N.irvtlFuei does this b: -cause it peuetratec so deeply. N, rvilwa ig not only powerful, but aootbiug. By relievirg oongeitien it mete pain. It does this always. it cannot fall because it ie a true eantidote for pita. i u can Sc:arosly fled any- body that will not tell yen wonderful thirni:s about the pain (Us Ina power of Nervilino. Remeineer tant there is net an ache or pain that Nor' i he.) will not cure in/meetetsly. Nei vitine is an anchor or health in every haute hold. Ref ASO anything that may he efYered v�tr inctead of Nervilaoe, whi,ell is guar- anteed for rhea- Nerviline mai ism, neur/ill:he sciaticta, lumbago, Cures and all muscular RheuIriltlSIl1 eines and pains. Esme 25o. bottles nr five for $1 00, at all dealers, or The Oatarrhoz nate Com. parry, Kingston, Ont. Moui.t Etna is the higbesa volcano in Europe. Seven -eights of our tea is obtained from India and Ceylon. .About one half of the population of Greece are agriculturists and shep- herds. Sears the The Kind You Ilavo Always Bought Signature of And many a man doee his growling e.t home beosuee he is afraid to growl any- where else. Watches were invented at Nurem- berg in the fifteenth century, and were called "Nurember eggs." The gold fields of Western Australia are the largest in the world. They Dover 324,000 square miles. Pink Pain Tablets—Dr. Shoop's—stop Headache, womanly pains, any pain, anywhere, in 20 minntes sure. Formu- la on 25o box. Ask your druggist or doctor about this formula—it's fine. Sold at Walley's Dreg Store. A Chinaman at Chicago was fined $50 for offering a lady the shelter of his umbrella during a rainster,m. When a young man is handed his college diploma, he knows everything there is to know—exoept how to earn a living. Madrid is the most elevated city in Europe. It is built on a mountain plain or plateau 2,200 feet above the level of the sea. Down's Kidney Pills act on the kid- neys, bladder and urinary organs only. They tura backaches, weak back, rheum- atism, diabetes, congestion, inflamation, gravel, Bright's disease and all other diseases arising from wrong action of the kidneys and bladder Remove the mad from year own shoes before calling attention to the dust on the footwear of your neigh. bor. Mrs. T. F. Swayze died at St. Cathar- ines with symptoms of poisoning that she suffered from several years ago from eating toadstools, Best Treatment for a Burn. If for no other reason, Chamberlain's Salve should be kept in every household on account of its great value in the treatment of burns. Is allays the pain almost instantly, and unless the injury is a severe one, heals the parts without leaving a soar. This salve is also un- equaled for chapped hands, sore nipples and diseases of the skin, Price, 25 cents. For sale by all druggists, Chief Jastioe Faloonbridge severely critized the authorities at Brookville for neglecting to fly the Union Jack over the court house where he was holding court. The Committee on Resolutions of the Trades and Labor Congress has reported favorably on the proposal to have legis- lative aid for the establishment of co- operative efforts in Canada. DARE YOU EAT HEARTILY ? Or Is Every Good Meal Followed By Discomfort? So certain are we that "Little Digesters" will cure Indigestion every time—for every person—for YOU—that we will give you your money back without a' word if they fail. 'You can enjoy a good, hearty meal of wholesome food three times a day, if you take a tablet after each meal. Read how "Little Digesters" cured Mr. Thody. "For two years I suffered with Indi- gestion, and obtained no relief from anything I took, including several prescriptions from prominent physicians. Every mal was followed by acute pain until I feared to eat, consequently became run down for lack of nourish- ment. "Little Digesters" were recom- mended to me by a friend and I tried them with remarkable results, two boxes completely curing me. It is three months since I took any, and I have not suffered a pain, no matter how heartily X eat. I would certainly recom- mend them to anybody suffering with Indigestion." (Signed) E. THODY. r41'Yorkville Ave., Toronto. June r3, r "Little Digesters" can be had front your druggist or by mail froin Coleman Medicine Co., for 25 cents a box. ai A bidder at a Japanese auction writes hie mune and bid on a piece of paper which he puts into a box. This ie open- ed by the auotioueer, and the highest bidder roovives the goods, It's up to every man to become ohairumn of the advisory board of his own affairs, bat every man does not always succeed in becoming chairman of even his own household. 8 8igcnra8tntvhres A/�QSIFfi®Kin/d ..aae Ays Bought C--d-ed fe/L4" The value of the total output of minerals in Alaska since 1880, when mining first began, is given at $148,- 000,000, of which gold composed $142,- 000,000; copper, $4,100,000; silver, $1,• 500,000; the balance representing the value of the marble, gypsum, tin and coal produots, H. B. Musgar, president of a Chioago Lumber Co., sent $3.,000 in currency to he laundry in a nightshirt pocket, the thor day. When he discovered his mistake it took him about twenty see- nds to reach the laundry on the four- eenth floor of the hotel. He found the arker, who had the clothes in charge, ad thou clothes flew in the air until r. Munger located his garment. There rapped in a handerohief was the roll 1 safe and sound. t 0 0 t m a M w al A Travelling Ulan's Experience. "1 must tell you my experience on an East bound 0 R. & N. R. R. train from Pendleton to Le Grande, Ore., writes Sam A Garber, a well known traveling man. "I was in the smoking depart- ment with some other traveling men when one of them went out into the coach and name back and said, 'There is a woman sink unto death in the oar.' I at once got np and went out, found her very ill with tramp colic; her hands and arms were drawn up so you could not straighten them, and with a death- like look on her face. Two or three ladies were working with her and giving her whiskey. I went to my suit case and f Chamberlain's Coling Cholot erabottle end Dim arrhoeaRemedy (I never travel without it), ran to the water tank, put a double dose of the medicine in the glass, poured some water into it and stirred it with a pen. oil; then I had quite a time to get the ladies to let me give it to her, but I suc- ceeded. I could at once see the effect and I worked with her, rubbing her hands, and in twenty minntes I gave her another dose. By this time we were al- most into Le Grande, where I was to leave the train. I gave the bottle to the husband to be used in case another doge should be needed, but by the time the train ran into Le Grande she was all right, and I received the thanks of every passenger in the oar." For sale by all druggists. A Vermont shoe dealer received the following order from a French Canad- ian farmer: "Monsieur — please sen' de shoe for ma familee, She is Marie 16 year, Pierrie 15 year, Jacques 14 year, Louise 13 year, Batesge 12 year, Henri 11 year Toinette 10 year, Alma 9 year, Louis 8 year, Prosper 7 year, Denise 6 year, Polen 5 year, Valerie 4 year, Josephine 3 year, Josephine 2year, Natalie and Jack 1 year—day twin—de baby she go barefoot. How mnoh? The essential lung -healing prinoipal of the pine tree has finally been successfully separated and refined into a perfect cough medicine—Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup. Sold by all dealers on a guarantee of satisfaction. Price 25 Dents. A young country chap once got a job in a city grocery. He was very cautions in his new berth—They had told him at home that the city people would try to josh him because he was green. He kept a sharp lookout accordingly for jailers. A sober old maid entered the grocery one morning. "I want some bird seed, please," she said. The new clerk sneered and answered scorn- fully, "No ye don't lady. Ye can't josh me. Birds grow from eggs, not seeds." SPRING MEDICINE. An a spring medicince Burdock Blood Bitters has no equal. It tones up the system and removes all impurities from the blood, and takes away that tired weary feeling so prevalent in the aping Lightning doesn't strike twine in the same place, unless the plane wasn't eliminated the first time. There is a phamphlet oat entitled "Why Grow Old?" Those who don't want to oan always blow out the gas, or absorb a few slabs of fly -paper. Few people are fully aware of the immensity of the Canadian Paciflo Rail- way. In addition to the railway itself and its equipment and the immense land holdings, the company owns and oper- ates no fewer than fifty-seven steam- ships, This total includes the company's Atlantic and Pacific) fleets, its British Columbia and Alaskan costal eervioe and its Great Lakes line, The earnings of the company for the year ending June 80th, 1909, amounted to $76,818,320, while the working expenses for the same year amounted to $58,357.748, their leav- ing a surplus of $22,955,572. The earn- ings of the company for the year named Were made np as follows: From paa- esngers, $20,153,000; freight, $48,182,520; mails, 778,822; sleeping oars, ezpre", elevators, telegraph, eto., $7,198,977. There died iu the Township of Tuft - tomes, district of Algorna, and about six miles from Sault Ste. Marie, Ont„ Mur- dock McLeod, commonly known ae Big Itfurdock. Mr. McLeod was born in the Highi'►uds of Scotland, going to Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, with his parents about the year 1820. Some fifty years ago ho removed to Kiuoardiue, Ont., where he wag an old and rospeoted citi- zen for many years, owning a farm on the Saugeen road at the foot of the. seventh concession, A few years ago he removed to Brute Mines, Ont., and was a respected resident of Bruce Mines, Sylvan Valley, Laird, finally eettling in Tareatorons with his son. It's a pity when sink ones drug the atom - itch or stimulate the Heart and Kidneys, That is all wrong! A weak Stomach Means weak Stomach nerves, always. And this is also true of the Heart and Kidneys. The weak nerves are instead crying out for help. This explains why Dr Shoop's Restorative is promptly helping Stomach, Heart and Kidney ail- ments. The Restotative reaohes out for the actual cause of these ailments—the failing "inside nerves," Anyway test the Restorative 48 hours, It won't cure so soon as thtt, bat you will surely know that help is coming. Sold at Walley's Drug Store. The Farmer's Advocate writing on summer holidays says that the custom of taking long vacations is growing in- to something of a fad, and that country people do not need them, as much as cooped- up city folk, tut still goes on to say:—"It would be well if farmers and their wives not only took a day off now and again, as many of them do, but should plan for a few days trip by rail or boat once in a while, and see some of the grand sights our country affords. A suitable time could be chosen, and their minds would be freshened by the change, and they would have more de- light ever after in their country and their surroundings. For a Sprained Ankle. A sprained ankle may be cured in about one-third the time usually re- quired, by applying Chamberlain's Lint- ment freely, and giving it absolute rest. For sale by all druggists. It ie believed by the authorities that the casualties in Northern Mexico, from the recent floods, will be not less than 3,000. President Brown, of the National Railways, has returned to Mexico City, from the flooded districts. He says the damage wrought is the worst in the history of the republio. One-third of the damaged section has not yet been heard from. The mon- etary lose to the railroads is already planed at $1,000,000. And this figure may be doubled when reports are re- oeived from sections of the Matamoras and Tampioo lines. According to the official reports the death list in Monterey and vioinity reached a total of 1,500, but the number of towns in the states of Nuevo Leon and Tamaulipas have not yet been reported. Tickling or dry Coughs will quickly loosen when using Dr. Shoop's Cough Remedy. And it is so thoroughly harm- less, that Dr. Shoop tells mothers to nee nothing else, even for very young babies. The wholesome green leaves and tender stems of a lung healing mountainous shrub give the curative properties to Dr. Shoop's Cough Remedy, It calms the cough, and Neale the sensitive bronchial membranes, No opium, no chloroform, nothing harsh used to injure or suppress. Demand Dr. Shoop's, Accept no other, Sold at Walley's Drug Store. Lady Morell Mackenzie, widow of Sir Morell Mackenzie, wrote in her will:— "When I die, I hope my children will wear as little blank as possible. White or mauve I like, but not blank. And I hope they will not shut themselves up, but go out among their friends, and to places of amusement. I am not afraid of them forgetting me, and I want them to be happy." An eminently wise wo- man. Those hideous trappings of mourning are the remnants of heathen- ism. They are a fraud, for they repre- sent a condition of mind that cannot be sustained. Even if it were possible for grief to be continuous, no person has any right to impose their woe on the brightness, cheerfulness, and happiness of others. The wish of the departed would naturally be that their friends be frank, honest and happy. Troubled for Years With CONSTIPATION. Constipation or costiveness clog the boof els, chokes up the impure matter, natural and retaiinsinutlhe system the poisonous effete waste pro- ducts of nature, thereby causing Bilious- ness, Headache, Piles, etc, Avoid this serious trouble by the use of MILBURN'S LAXA-LiVEEI PILLS They act on the bowels and promote their free and regular action, thus curing constipation and all the diseases which arise from it. Mr. Henry Pearce, 49 Standish Ave., Owen Sound, Ont., writes; --"Having been troubled for years with constipation, and trying various so -caned remedies, whish did and no good, whatever, I was persuaded to try Milburn's Loma -Liver Pals. I have found them moat bene- ficial- they are, indeed, a splendid pill and I a heartily remend to all thane who suffer from tonsilpttionF." liaburn a Laza-Liver Ms, mei per vial, or 5 for 21.00, fit all dales, or will be mailed direct eth receipt bf price by tlw matnufactureie, me '1. Milburn Co., Limited, Tordntti, Ont. you would soon get rid of a servant who did only half the work in double the time of a capable one. '.['hell why continue using a flour that gives half the nourishment and double the work to digest? kfl Flonr' is made from selected spring wheat -- a wheat that is rich in nutriment. It is the whitest and finest flour made ; it makes fully one-third more bread to the pound than any soft wheat flour and is more dependable in every respect. 19 Ogilvie Plod!' Mists Coo, }Mailed, Montreal.. TWENTY YEARS AM (From the Trees of Sept. 27, 1889.) LOCAL NEWS. On Monday last Rev, Mr. Geddes, of Whiteohurch, purchased a fine two-year- old Ridgewood filly from Mr. Robt. Mc- Indem. The price being $150. Dr, Macdonald, M. P„ and Messrs, W Scott and W. B. Hutton, of this town at. tended the meeting of the East Huron Reform Convention, held at Brussels, on Monday last, Josephine street, from the bridge at the north side to the southern boundary of the town, is to be given a heavy ooat of good gravel. Work has been oom- menoed, and the work should be pushed with vigor, to have it completed before the fall rains set in. Mr, William Ellison has completed a comfortable residence on John street west, near the 0, P. R. station. A goodly number of the members of the Foresters of this town attended the funeral of the late Archibald McLean, of Morris, on Tuesday last. Mr. John Rutherford, who has held the responsible position of book-keeper at the Union Factory for some years, accompanied by hie wife, left for Scot- land on Tuesday last. The Hon. A. M. Ross, M. P. P., Pro- vincial Treasurer was in town on Wed- nesday attending the fair and renewing acquaintanoes. Mr. Ross was pleased to see the rapid and substantial progress the town is making, Mr. W. R. Davis, of the Mitohell Ad- vocate, and brother to Mr. H. Davis, of this town, won a gold headed cane at the Dublin Roman Catholio picnic held lately. •-^Local History of the early 80s. Items from the "Times" fyles. NORTII•\VESTERN PAIR. The weather was all that could be desired for the fair, bat the attendance was not as large as it should have been. In horses and cattle, the exhibit was not large, but some fine animals were shown especially in the roadster class of horses.. Sheep and swine were fairly well repre- sented, an improvement over former years being noticeable. The poultry ex" hibit was not large, but in some of the classes good birds were shown, the com- petition in dunks and leghorns being very close. BIRTHS Snell,—In East Wawanosh, on the 23rd inst,, the wife of Mr, David Snell; twins, both sons, Homath.—In Tarnberry on the 22nd inet,, the wife of Mr. August Homath;. a eon. MARRIED. Grieve—Chesney.—At the residence' of the bride's mother, by the 'Bev. W. Graham, on the 18th inst., Mr. John, Grieve, of Seaforth, to Miss Jennie Mo• Lennon, third daughter of the late Mr.. Henry Chesney, of Taokersmith. DEATHS. MoLean.—In Morris, on the 22nd inst. Arohibald McLean, aged 40 years, 2 months and 19 days, Willits,—In Howiok, on the 23rd inst.,. the infant son of Mr, Crooket Willits, aged 7 months. MoRae.—In Langside, on the 13th of September, Alexander McRae, aged 71 years, Ross.—In Wingham, on the 26th inst., John R. Ross, aged 8 years 1 month and 15 months. Feared Paralysis. Mr. F. A. Krntz, Sohwarts, Que., writes: "For one year I was a com- plete wreck, could not rest or sleep, had indigestion and terrible headaches and constantly feared paralysis. Six boxes of Dr. Chase's Nerve Food made me well and strong. There is no treatment in the world so good as this for building np the nervous system." RHYME ON MARRIAGE MONTHS. The rhymes for the different months for marriage are: "Marry when the year is new, Always loving, kind and true: When February birds do mate, Yon may wed nor dread your fate. If yon wed when March winds blow, Joy and morrow both you'll know, Marry in April when you oan, Joy for maiden and for man. Marry in the month of May, Yon will surely me the day. Marry when June roses blow, Over land and sea you'll go. They who in July do wed, Must alwayit labbr for theirbread, ho 'PV ever wed in August be, Many changes are sure to dee. Marry in September's shine, Your living will be rioh and fine. If in October yon do marry, Love will come but rioher tarry. If you wed in bleak November, Only love will oome, remember, When December's 'nowt! Rill fast, Marry and true love will last." When a span has good manners it's a sign he isn't at breakfast with his family. The pretty girl's face may be her for- tune, but the homely girl's faoe is her chaperon. The more clothes a woman wants to surpass her neighbor, the more some other woman wants to surpass her. The satisfactory thing about mak- ing love to a wotnan is she will believe you mean it when she knows you don't. Said Polar Peary unto Cook, "Doo, you've got another look." "Well," replied the Brooklyn doctor, "Heaven knows I'm not a knocker." Weak Kidneys Weak aKes,yelto andteIr. TI idnylikhHeart, h Stomach, find their weakness, not in the organ itsn1F, but in the nerves that control and guide Iand strengthen them, Dr. Shoop's Restorative is a. dlcins specifically Prepared to reach these 14 Fut le. It nis a swa Todoctor of time,ta d of money, s IF your back eohes or le weak, if the urine 6eaids, oris dark and strnnt;,if you have symptoms of Itrights or other distressing or dangerous kid. Tabletseor LiquidD—and see what Restorative and Will de for you. Druggist recommend and sell r. Shop's estoratiye