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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1909-09-02, Page 3TU1 W1NGLTAM. TIMES, SEPTEMBER 1909 tee! Ovn IJeat Qwcker- Savej Make sure your new ranze has a steel oven, and "Pandora" name - plat: on the door. Go, at once, to nearest McC I..;ry Agency and pick out size desired. Pandora has a sheet steel oven, because steel is more sensitive to heat -absorbs it faster -than cast iron does, Pandora oven thus heats quicker -less time required to get oven ready for the baking -which also means less fuel - expense. .. .. 11 FOR SALE BY J. G. STEWART & CO. WJNGHAM. Western fair Open to the world. Athletic Day Monday LONDON zuranniamaimasamasumascasacams Increased Ontario s Prize List ! Speed Events Daily CAT SHOW Popular Exhibition DOG SHOW Sept. 14 -18 siasamotolamovasomamoam RE= THE CREAT LIVE STOCK EXHIBITION ! MUSIC- 91st Highlanders ; 7th Fusiliers. ATTRACTIONS- Program Twice Daily ; The Best Ever ! Fireworks Each Evening. Special Rates over all Railroads. 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Pray tell we why, the cnion asked In all this blazing sen, I shonld be wrapped in seven coats When I don't need but one? I cermet see you, all rey friends, The corn said -'I am blind; But as for este, no better ones Than mine you'll ever fit d.' Up jumped a little vegetable Whose fece was rouLd and red; I'd like to see the man alive I could not beet i he said. Yonr faculties, the pea vino Dried, Dear friends, I won't dispute; But my bud has grown a pistil, And I think its going to shoot. I never, said a carrct small Thet grew beside the walk, Heard anything in ail my life The way these stiing•beaus (s) talk 1 For fear that I should laugh aloud, I bad to run away I met those funny folks again At dinner time next day. IF YOU WOULD SUCCEED. You must understand that every business has ite trials, You must study situations as they present themselves, You must know that struggle is the most valuable part of success. You must learn to solve difficult problems quickly, and yet cautiously. You must be able to distinguish be- tween pertial success and a total failure. You most realize that most things gained in a hurry are not worth the having. Yon must know that two hands have been given to you so that you may work. A View of St. Joseph. W. S. Dingman, editor of The Strut. ford Herald, who has been rusticating. at Grand Bend, bad the following item in a resent issue of the Herald: At St. Joseph Messrs. Jean and Na- poleon Cantin, eons of Mr. N. M. Cantin, the famous promoter, took tie in hand and showed us over the Bal- moral Hotel. The big building has been purchased by Mr. Laurendeau, a Montreal millionaire, who is going to fix it all up. repair and complete it, we are told. The electric railway which is to give the plane more intimate connection with the outside world, we were informed would be built next year by Oontraotor Sherwood, of New York. Visiting the lake shore we are surprised, after what had been pub- lished, to find the much maligned wharf all intact and ready for busi- ness. A good road is required down to it, however, to make it of much use. Various stores and other build- ing. are still idle, but expectation is still alive for the future. If expecta- tions are realized, they will form a monument to the extraordinary per- sistenoy of Mr. Oantin, for it is hard to see in what respect St. Joseph has an advantage as a site for a lake port over any other spot in the shore. Nor is it easy to see why this new port is needed. But Mr. Oantin is bound to make it a city if he can, and certainly a lot of money has beep ex- pended here which will be of little purpose if he can't make good. It is an interesting race against diffionities that would have long ago daunted any man except Mr. -Cantin. The Irony of Life. Llan comes into the world without bis consent, and, as a rule, leaves it against his will. During his stay on earth his time is spent in one continuous round of contraries and misunderstandings. His neighbor knows more about his family and business than he knows himself. In his infancy he is an angel, in his boyhood he is a devil, in his manhood he is anything from a lizard up; in his datiee he is a condemned fool. It he raises a big family he is a chump, is a brute, and carries out the Soriptural injunction, "Multiply and replenish the earth"; if he raises a check be is a thief, and then the law raises hades with him; if he is a poor man with a loveable wife and a nice, big family, be is a poor manager and has no sense; if he is a rich man, well educated, with a "sooiety" wife and. no family, he is dishonest, but oonsid- ered smart; if he le in polities, he is a grafter and a orook; if he is out of polities, you can't plane him, as he is an "undesirable citizen;" if he goes to cburoh he is a hypocrite; if he stays away from church, he is a .sinner; it he donates to foreign missions, he does it for show, if he doesn't, he's stingy And a "tightwad; ' if he succeeds in his legal profession, he is a swindler, it he is a failure, he is brainless and a bur- den to hie parents and relatives; it he is a newspaper man, he knows every- thing or nothing, and don't know any- thing, nything, anyhow; if he owns gold brinks,. he should be in jail, but if poor, the Home at Retnge hi his lot. When he lint comes into the world everybody wants to kiss him; before he gee, ont They all want to look him. If he dies young, there was a bright future be. fora him; it he lives to a ripe old age, he is in the way, living onlr'f;o sii4e funeral expenses. So life is a funny proposition after all.- And idiot "till. lite is worth lt'v1ng, Doyon not think dial? Wedo, eR. n tri ouch, a world' tit Misery. Eyerjt aloud hat 'ts bitter lifting; Ezohangs, CASTER'S ITTLE (VER PILLS. 111111111111111111111111101111111111111111111101111111.1.1111111011111.11111111101111111.0 flick IIeadach- and relieve al; the troubles incl. dent to a btiio .1 state of the system, such as Dizziness, Nauaaa, D.rotvsiness, Distress after eating, l'ainin the Si le, &e. 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NSW ?088. :m11 1% Sffiall tont Small Irk& THE KICKING MAN. If wcmen should work and men should weep, And things shonld be turned around If people should think with their noses And their eyes heat: every sound, If cows were bipeds and went to school And birds walked on their wings, Now, wouldn't that be a terrible stow, A ridiculous state of things? The world is full of people who want The order of being switched; They'd have the hunted turn in to hunt And they want the foot free hitched There's nothing that seems to them just righp; And they're always splitting hairs; If they had their way there surely would be A ridiculous state of affairs. Now, personally, I has me doots That the world is exactly right. But I'm satisfied, if the day be fair, To have an indifferent night, I'm pleased, indeed, to admit the rain, If the sun shines now and then - And to meet a booster here and there I'll stand for the kioking men 1 HEAT AND IDLENESS. Toronto Star. The "hot weather loafer" is the hub- jeot of a severe attack in the World. "It is irritating," says our contem- porary. "to a man whose brow is Dov eaed by sweat which is Doming out in streams because of his efforts to earn an honest living to be confronted by a Olean, cool, lazy loafer. It discour- ages the busy man and makes him want to become cool and causes him to lose interest in whet he is doing. All loafers should go away by them- selves and do their loafing, out of re- spect for the feelings of the men who must work." While the severity of this language is amply justified, we doubt whether the idler on a hot day is always to be envied. He has time to think about the heat, and brood over the tempera- ture and the humidity. He changes his position to catch the breeze. He dodges over to the shady aide of the street. Oooasionally he is seen slid- ing into places of refreshment, and swallowing fluids which are 'alleged to be cooling in their influence, bat do not always answer that purpose. There are some compensations for the man who is too busy to think about the heat. If a man realizes his wasted golden hours of opportunity, let him not waste other hours in useless regret, but seek to forget his folly and keep before him the lessons of it. Let no young man misjudge himself unfortunate, or truly poor, so long as he bas the full use of his limbs and fan], ties and substantially free from debt. - Horace Greeley. Troubled for Years With CONSTIPATION. THE MODERN SPORT. The craze 15 Dere, and we shall see On every village green The village genius trying out Ills patent air machine, And every one who ever paused To think about such things Will in the wood shed fit fiimselt With bully birdlike wings. The lady of the house must watch Her tablecloths and sheets Or they'll be sailing through the air Or mussing up the streets. Inventors small, but full of vim, The linen goods will swipe To rig the infant aeroplane Of their own special type. And fellows up in middle age '1 he flying fad will get And think that they have in their minds The one and only bet. Nor will they ever get It out Or settle down until They put their theories to the test And run a doctor's bill. From every stump and wood shed roof We'll see a noble start, And some will fly and some will fall And break their wings and heart. The craze for flying through the air At last is all the rage. Look up most anywhere and see. This is the flying age. More For Skill. "What do dose men get for walking over gat field and hitting de littlei ball?" "Day don't get nothing. Did youse fink day got' pay for dat?" "Of course dey do. De kid what goes along carrying de sticks don't do a bit of the work and gets half a dol- lar." 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Mitbttrn Co., Limited, Toronto, Out. On His Side. Satan danced in mad glee as' he held the sheet and glanced over the spring fashions. Why do you rejoice?" asked a sad shade. ':Somebody loves me," smiled Satan. "Who loves you?" "The man who invented styles for women." Keepingr:v/ANT One's Temper. 3 (SAGS 13 K COFFEE 4 The only way some men can keep their temper is to insure it against al- cohol. Knew Him. "You wouldn't think that old fellow on crutches capable of meanness." "He looks innocent enough." "But he deceives his looks." "What did he do to you?" "Walked right in front of me when I was hurrying down the street and mussed up my automobile." Must Have Been. "Heard some men talking about you, lovey, today." "Indeed, what were they saying?" "I couldn't catch it all from where I sat, but from time to time I could hear some mention of the sugar trust." It Depended. "Is your mother at home, little girl?" "Are you the lady with the new dress or the one from the Installment house?" His Dream Fulfilled. Could Lincoln from the heights survey The nation knit as one today With smile serene, majestic, grand, He would as one with right of away In benediction raise his hand O'er this time healed, united land. PERT PARAGRAPHS. If you can't pay cash then yon have to hand out patience, courtesy, kind- ness and charity. It is about as hard to live up to an (deal as it is to live down an error. air ,yy'ye GOT Ter Coons -CMtAr 1,0ev CANT 5 t.L tit.: Tz+.e: are BACK AND I .M8CM4 Cboa Moir-, t1OTNIN 0 LONDON, ONTARIO Business & Shorthand SUBJECTS Resident and Mail Courses Catalogues Free 3. W. Westervelt. 3, W, Westervelt, Jr.. C.A., Principal. Vice -Principal, I T PAYS T() r AuDV ERTI IN II E TIMES If tho four dol- lars' worth of ad- vise we band to our friends gratin could be applied to our credit 'at the corner grocery the probleni Of existence , tvan>jci be simplified. When # m•p sticks td s Jai is ... ;.. 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