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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1909-08-19, Page 3Western Fair Open to the world. Athletic Day Monday DOG SHOW LONDON Ontario's Popular Exhibition Sept. 10. 18 marestaustirosessaratinwomoo THE CREAT LIVE STOCK EXHIBITION Increased, Prize List ! Speed Events Daily CAT SHOW MUSIC— 91st Highlanders; 7th Fusiliers. ATTIIACTIONS-- Prcgram Twice Daily ; The Best Ever ! Fireworks Each Evening. Special Rates over all, Railroads. Take a holiday and visit London's Fair. Prize Lists, Entry Forms, Programs and all information from W, 3. REID, PRESIDENT. A. M. HUNT, SECRETARY, Ca Don't allow a few extra dollars to pre- vent you from.taking the perfect -cook- ing, sure -baking, easily -regulated Pan- dora in place of a cheaper stove. In a season or two Pandora will pay the difference in the fuel it will save—and it will keep on saving until it has paid for itself. 20 Pandora special flue construction makes fuel do double duty. Wide fire box is an- other fuel -economizer. 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The tall, slender citizen in the frock coat, wilo had been riding in the'' smoking car of the elevated railwa/ train, was malting his devious waft out of it through the narrow apace left by the passengers on the side seats who had crossed their lege. One man whose loot blocked the passage almost entirely refused to surrender an inch of space, and the tall man, after waiting a moment, raised his own foot and brought it down with emphasis on the other man's ankle and instep, crushing the offending foot to the floor and step- ping on it with his whole weight, after which, with the serene con- sciousness that he had performed a public duty, he left the car, went down the stairway to the street and proceeded on his way. He had walked about a block when he felt a slight tap on his shoulder. He turned around and found him- self facing a wrathful looking per- son, whom he recognized as the plan whose foot he had just ground and who had limped after him as fast as he could. "I should like to ask you sir," said the wrathful person, "if you stepped on my foot on purpose back there in the ear." "Most undeniably and emphatical- ly I did, sir," answered the tall man, "and if you feel like starting any- thing on account of it you won't find a better time or place to start it than right here and now, Don't hesitate a second if you feel inclined that way. Sail right in. Anything goes." "I'm going to tell you that you're a ruffian and a brute anyway!" snort- ed the indignant person. "Just so. And you're such a con- temptible, infernal hog that I don't care a straw what your opinion of me is," retorted the other, knocking the ashes out of his pipe, putting it in his pocket, buttoning his coat around his slender but muscular form and standfng at ease. "Have you any further business with me?" "I'd like to know who you are, that's all," "My name is Gwilliams. Here is my card. Ready to answer a call at any time." "Well, sir, you'll get it in the neck some day !" "Thanks. You'll get it in the loot every time you give me such a chance: as you did this morning. Want to, start anything? No? Well, good: morning." Onions and Pneumonia. Hot onions, according to a French physician, are said to be a sure cure for pneumonia. The remedy is as follows: Take six or ten onions, ac- cording to size, and chop fine, put in a large pan over the fire, then add the same quantity of rye meal and vinegar enough to make a thick paste. In the meantime stir it thoroughly, letting it simmer for five or ten min- utes; then put in a cotton bag large enough to cover the lungs, and apply to chest as hot as the patient can bear. In about ten minutes apply another,,, and thus continue by reheat- ing the poultices, and in a few hour the patient will be out of danger. This simple remedy has never failed to cure this too often fatal malady. Usually three or four applications will be sufficient. Diagnosed. "My little boy," said a matron., "used to bite his nails." " `Now, see here,' his nurse said to him one day, `if you keep on biting your nails like that, do you know what will happen to you? "'No. What? "'You'll swell up like a balloon and burst.' "My little boy believed his nurse. He stopped biting his nails at once.. That was about a month ago, and yesterday we had a very corpulent friend at Iuncheon. "Jimmy, when our guest entered the room, looked at him with stern disapproval. Then he walked oar to him. "'You bite your nails,' he said. Sound Absorbers, Objects and materials in an audi- torium absorb sound in a striking degree. The standard of perfect absorption taken is an open window, through which sound 'passes and does not return. A large audience absorbs 96 per cent. of the sound; a Persian rug, 29 per cent. of the incident sound; upholstered furniture or oil paintings, 28 per cent.; curtains, 23 per cent.; linoleum on the floor, 12 per cent.; pine flooring, 6 per cent.; glass, 31-2 per cent.; brickwork or plaster, 21-2 per cent. This explains why it is necessary to speak louder to a large than to a small audience; alae why a hall with unpleasant echoes when empty may become troy its epeak in Whin filled. Perfectly Matural, It is recorded that a certain Riber- nian upon being asked how his fath- er was• getting along replied, the pa - to.: being a shoemaker: "Th' ould noon M Mill .peen' array at th' bineh iv Life prtepann his sowl fur th' maz-r-ch through eternity. Rat ih' thread it riot tame lila won't laeht laid, fur it do be.wasin', todward an end now. A'•" b :IWt` woundha rsyoeivied ixl th" wet einsit be beaded?' The qucbtibnitt. it is further inedild- era, felt half Gold at the reply., bat t& wit of it made a lasting ice, Ilion upon him. Thera all. '"Harp." Thus is #lie Earl Of Deem..., who how just been made a baron of the.l'feaiied, Kingdom, ' known to hie intiusgea. ilk nickname arising xrean tpar tb11!k that two of hie Christian names stilt )Tpmt#tott slid AltillotAiSthatat it aifi is Weil knoWit ad. a 4riespleik, ketar, all shot, sad is va iale',lfk the wort a'4 With iiito_initilia blebetrfarif for in one who has Mid this of iolicitor to the tt$iikistyt ItiottrIblic twostedielia, wait CU* J.. CONTAINS /MAXIMAL OJL.1411T ,sNORA%Y MINERAL. POREpg6f VeGgf e •PJt O•• p NALEO ECCZE A• •aNEUMAT13M CCIArTcA. Bab MI' • I$ORE NEAPS t RACKS•C»IAPPeO NANOS' ?yI//,i�ZQqOALL4O J'OO Cg cgLr:Is, "C„yctlsrs,woprL4U PLAYyERS 4 ,wPPRTOMIN• A!N11RA49' e'kOCAT/4*' ' When troubled with sun- burn, blisters, insect stings, sore feet, or heat rashes, apply Zam-Buk Surprising how quickly it eases the smarting and stinging t Cures sores on young babies due to chafing. Zam-Buk is made from pure herbal essences. No animal fats-- , no mineral poisons. 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I didn't know whether to address a stranger as 'me lord' or 'duke.' " "Same with me when I was out west. It took me sometime to size up a man and decide whether to call him ledge' or 'colonel.'" Two of a Kind. 14$2 t 909 Some people have common sense, and others have artistic temperament. Sweet Love. "Would you marry for money, Maud?" "Me? Mercy! No, indeed." "For what, then?" "Love, pure love." "Dear heart, I knew it! What kind of a man could you love?" "A rich man, Jackie, dear, and the richer the better." Somewhat Dazed. "Were there many present at your wedding?" "I believe there were quite a num- ber." "Who were some of them?" "Er --let's see. I think my wife was there for one." Ordinary Fame. "This city is famous for its famous men." "Who were some of them?" "Oh, they were well known people, but their names have slipped my mind just at this moment." PERT PARAGRAPHS. A good sentiment is a most excellent thing, but a good practice is better. We can't always get what we want nor want 'What we get, but the inesti- mable privilege ever is ours to kick about everything. Being a prophet is easy, but it re- quires adroitness to stand from under I • when prophecy misses connection. LONDON, ONTARIO. Business &Shorthand' SUBJECTS Resident and Mail Courses Cgtalogues Frse J. W. Westervelt, J. W, We,tervalt, Jr., C.A., Principal. Vico-Principal, sawasammunamassismanuintamsoweatammumamet T PAYS To A.DVERTISEI 99 IN TBE TIMES CANADIAN NATIONAL EXHIBITION TORONTO August 281h 1909 September 1311) Greatest Live Stock Exhibit on the Continent. Forty industries in active operation, ADMIRAL LORD CHARLES BERESFORD will officiate at opening ceremonies on Tuesday, August 31st. MViILrTARY YEAR AT THE FAIR Camp—Victoria Cross and Wrestling on Horseback Competitions be - teams from Dragoons and•Artillery—Artillery Drive—•Musical Ride, etc, GREAT DOUBLE BILL OF FIREWORKS THE SIEGE OF KANDAHAR BATTLE OF THE NORTH SEA Model tween Dreadnoughts in Naval Battle 1000 6#en in , Uniform WATCH FOR REDUCED RATES AND EXCLURSIONS. ~� For all information write Manager J. O. 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