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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1932-08-18, Page 3a s 9 Ot Her ody Had to Turn W, 4 'tortured By Muscular Rheurnaii8ni An ounce of help.is worths a ton of 'Alit+. It was' to, thls. wopnan. Many friends 'pitied her. But . one gave her word of advice. .Atter that word 'of i artee she was no longer an object of . • $she- writes.: -"I suffered with mus-• enter rheumatism intheneck--It was torture. I spent quite a large sum, of Loney in ,trying certain treatments and medicines; but could get 'no relief.' couldnqi tun ny hpad rojanc . wren'"° �I wanted to -I had.1c turn my body. es .well:: My friends all' pitied ^me •.-*heri one advised.. me to try •Kruschen l3alts;:'which '1 did • A.nd= in .six .months • $ was. a-dilterent • woman, • New fl` I. teertha least twinge of ;rheumatism, .I flakes a •;dose; .of wonderful .Kruschen' salts'' and•L .i • want lie : Lr'shall never.' >i e� tall:. to. recommend Krtlschen after • whatY have suffered." -Mrs: S. • 1 -sofvent--tits Kruschen lit -'a; 'IPs�''ertu .., .tile. torturing crystala.of uriZ acid IC: swiftly dulls their 'sharp edges, then 'lashes them out of the system.'. Your llama ease; .swellings subside,sknotted. rr Owl Laffs w R Ecc..NAKE, CUT, YOUR OWN BY T E, PIPEAK Joints Ippon/R.," lo se. Afterwards,-' the . 'Iirusclie. " . aA littl@ daily, .'dose ', of n stimulateti theliver' and kidneys that .i egoist', an cotinplete;-"elimination is enured:. --Your -4rxside is --kept- daiean:- M1SChieveUS" uric acid -never gets.=the, chance to accumulate again. ' •Kruschen •Salts is obtainable at all Drug Stores at 45c, and 75c per bottle. . • The day M. conning' when: the ;feliow --_---r�rho-has-hoese-senssTw-iii-be-e�cnsJder .rd , terr`fbly ofd -fashioned. • The average man rho attends the • • AUG. 261 SE10110,1932 U. 'SANDING!, IMP ES.SIVE !! E POCHAL ! U . Bt�ll�rrrl� -pageantry"=rlrilssic— Y instrumental' apd. choral - famous bands "from Creat Britain and this continent; costly displays of manufactured and natural !products from far-off lands; horse show; automobiie show; fashion show; dog and cat' shows; stirring military tournai- ineints; Kaye' Don with "Miss England III"; British Schneider Cup :Plane; Seventh Marathon Swim for wilt -1.5,1's professional championship; wo art •galleri•es, engineering;, electrical and scientific achieve- ments; indeed, outstanding things to see in this gorgeous lakeside park and its costly permanent buildings, Send a postcard , for free desil'iptive folders. • ARTICLE No. 35 With what type of hand should a One 'of the .best liked members of player -raise his 'partner's bid? One of,I one of the New York, Card Clubs is an the first points to notice is that no old. Professor of Greek at one.wf' the player has a ,justifiable raise for his' p'artner's suit_ bid 'unless he has 'at least three , small„ tri}ops ' or two to an honor. Lacking sch ,holdings in the trump suit; a, player should deny, not assist his partner's bid. Provided, however;-thats hie" -player does.hold at. least three smali••trumps, he m'a'y as .sist his •partner -,;bid if, he 'holds any. of- -the,•following supporting. values (.first)•aces,•ltiings,. and queefls of the other suits; {s con 1)''abil:ity to • trump sokne, short dr missing, suit; ('thirds the fact `that• the .,supporting` Wind h'ol'ds four or more cards , of •;partner's` Please Suit, o1'Wthr.`ee ao '.an honor... P. .se note, that the Valuerf of the high cards in support.. -.of `partner's ;best bid are movies cannot . understand ' why. the` husbands of the actresses Should de- sire to be divorced front them. • --Changing-Gaisdiitions _ __ A'girl-may love yeti -from th,•.: bottom of her heart, butthere's always room for some other guy at,the,top. Sunday -School Teacher = "Willis eau' you- telt ,me what We •oust do .be- fore we . can •expect' forgiveness of sir. We.'must sin.", • _.` Dumb "Funny, how Fred is so lucky at cards and, then loses his Win- nings 'at the face tracks." • N.otsodumb:-"Not' so, funny! . 'They ;won't let hint shuffle the horses", • A blizzard does a than much more Service than a •hummi'ng bird, but it isn't nearly as -popular. { . To avoid disappoint4ent and in- convenience., the management have arranged .to accept advance Reser- 'vatians:for Grandstand Pageant "The Triumph,"; • and for any of the ,four 2000 -Voice Exhibition Chorus concerti. GRANDSTAND RESERVED SEATS: • Sec and $1.00. Box Seats $1.50 ea. - • 1S charts rr lac o, .. 2000 -VOICE EXHIBITION CHORUS: Aug. 27, Sept. 1, Sept. 6, Sept: 10 %nd floor reserved . Box ••eludes $1.00 75c. ;end fheyue . or money order with- out , out to Canadian NaiTonal' - Far7i1 idea, Tsronto. fIgh IY7- UAt , 419132 EXPOSITION es : -4 11,-W: Ware Wife--"Thecouple next door seen! to be 'very devoted. .He. kisses, her every:time, they'meet. Why .don't you do that?" Husband= "I don't knew, her well enough •yet." Nevertheless But for Thomas A. Edison we would not have' the moving picture, the ,talk- ing machine, or'the .telephone -but he was 'a 'great man . nevertheless. ' , local universities.. Be• has read every thing that has. been•. published on' the game, but. hast never been 'able to be- come a good' player, . Every 'Once in a while •he has a• bad night,. and, when 'he ,does, his partners try_•.ta,gi'in'•and ..b -ear, it.,�.�alie,�ioil'n,�yaRgn 1t?lp y�:l'' . • lustrationsof the Professo.r's game,•dn.al is applicable • either -to Auction or 'to —Contract .... • • ' • 1lealte 7,'.5', Cubs -Q, er;• .,' : Diamonds -Q ,10;' 2 Spades,'•. Q'., 9, 8 5..: 2 very, nearly double their sure trick or efensi've' vs. ue ' '-'+-A.:Witty -to trump solos' abort pr miesing.'stilt" Is usually ,valued as fol- :lows: • A doubieton is worth % trick with 3 trumps, and 1. trick with &.trumps. A singleton is worth 1 trick with 3 trumps ,and 2 tricks with 4 trumps. A blank salt is worth 2 tricks- with 3• trumps and 3. tricks with 4 trumps. 'The fact that the supporting hand, holds four.'. or :snore.:cards of partner's ,suit of -three to, an boner,' '.is usnall . valued as follows: Three small trumps The, 'ace 'Or king The queen O. tricks • l'I • trick ,.-.34 trick Four small trumps ; • 1 trick Four trumps .headed bran honor • 1 trick .plus honor value Five small trumps • 1% tricks: Five trumps headed by an honor' • 2 tricks` Two values must be placed on all ,.high 'card -s; First, .their values in de=" tense of opponents'' bids. This Is • their. 'sure trick value. . Second, their •value.' in..aupport._of partner's..best�bid Tile_. latter valuation is :much higher than their sure trick valuation' because the chance that they may' be trumped is less and the chances of betting up a. suit much stronger. Their salnie as cards of. re-entry. Is• also considerable. These additional .values are practically double their sure trick value, . Hearts -none•• An angry telephone patron who'was charged extra for a call,. roared: . Telephone Patron -• "Outrageous! Why, in my home city one can. talk to Hades and back.for ten tents." ' 7 -Tele -Oahe `Uperater (chirphrgr� "No doubt. , That's inside' ' the' city limits.'• Wife -'"Oh, I'm so 'sleepy. Is- every- thing shut up for 'the night, deaf?" Husband -"That depends ' on , you. Everything else is." 1'"My idea' of a cheapskate is a pe - son who'd reverse the charges on a long distance ca'ln to the poorhouse," _said AWftil Oswald; the.' Brushvllle pest; as he picked up anpther cigarette stub, and asked for a light. Wife -"When I marriedyou ,'1 did not know you'were such a coward. I' thought you were a brave man-."' Husband -"And , so did everybody :else:" . • Convalescent :(in hospital, 'to a friend) .'Thanks very much for the . brandy -peaches. Although, the doctor wouldn't let me eat the peaches, 1 en- joyed the spirit in which they were ,sent." R... pram IOgiis dinesicto antral lentis, insideht ISSUE ] n Many people have found out that the only Way to end divorce is to marry the second Wife first. Before letting your Conscience be your guid it 'is a good idea to be' sure you have one. Hearts -none ClubsQ, 7, '2 Diamonds -7, 3 Spades -J, 7, 4 THE BIG ,QUALITY 2• o' C I . ,•:.'Dufrm.,,: 'a� Y'• " A 13 at Professor : , , Cinbs A;_ Q... - - ;. Diamonds=A 8, 5, 4, 3 . Spades -A, K J;10 a The . Prof'es'sors contract was live spades and A. led the ace of hearts and then' a low heart, which the'Professor •won With the king. He thin took out the trumps and led a small club from' dummy and finessed with his pi en. The•'king was in A's hand, so That the 'Professor failed to makehis contract —7he subsequently- lost -'the :king-of- diamonds,'which was, also 'A's hand, After the hand was over, the Pro- fessor said to his partner, 'Well, part net, .if .the king of .clubs had been on the right side, I would have made my bid." His partner, a'very good player; replied: "You could have go.ne game 'without -taking the finesse. After you had taken, out the opponents' trumps, you, should. have led 'a •low diamond. 'toward the queen in dummy, A had the Bing, so that your diamonds were set up anon tire-lasttwoleyour hand; you could have discarded two losing eltth5 in dummy." This criticism was correct and the Professor- apologized for, taking •a finesse when it wasn't 'necessary: His partner was silent for a minute, and then , said: 'Well, Pro - lessor, it looks as ifanybody can teach Greek -but bridge seems to. require a head.,.. Problem I=ts • Clubs=8, 5, 3 Diamonds -6, 4 .S.pedes-Q,. 8, 6, Hearts- • 10, 9 Clubs -K,14 Diamonds -Q, J Spades -9 There are no trumps. and Z is in the lead. How can Y Z win six of the eight tricks against any defense?. Z should lead the nini of spades., IfA; covers• -with -•the -jack; --Y should play the queen and then lead the three' of clubs. If A refuses to cover, Y should alsb play law . Y should then play the king of, , clubs. In either event, Z would win the second trick with the. king of clubs. He should then lead the four of clubs. A can either (a) win the trickwith the queen or (b) allow I3' to win with the jack. (a) ,If A wins the trick with the queen of clubs, he ,can lead a club, Hearts -K, 8 Clpbs-J, 9 Diamonds -K Spades -5, 3, 2 What New ar • Iiu.straeed;O•essuta,j n .. Leasoti Fur •'nie''heiWith. PpierdPatte'z. which Y will win and lead, a diamond, putting. B in the lead and forcing him to lead hearts to Z's tenace or spades to Y's tenace. A can also lead a Elia- .mohd.,-puttin-,g. B in ne • lead with the same result. A can also lead a spade to Y's tenace.,. Y would win these two, tricks and lead, a ;diamond, putting B in the lead and .forcing him to lead he -arts to Z's tenace. (b')'If A allows B to win the third trick with the jack of Clubs, the result is the same. All B can make is the king of 'diamonds, so that Y 2, must make six of the eight .tricks against any defense. • A LITTLE ONE'S ' PRAYER Lord; teach, a tle` e t .prate .' And, oh, accept my prayer. Thou hearest all the words I say, For Thou art everywhere. A little sparrow cannot fall Unnoticed, Lord, by Thee; And.-though,_I am so young and small, Thou carest still'for me. • Te?eb me to do whate'er is right, And When .I sin, forgive; And inake'.it still 'my chief, delight To love Thee while I live. WAITING One of our severest lessons Is to learn to wait. We have uses so•hyp- notised by the , pbp'nlar thought of doing. -C. B. Newcombe. Polite Book Agent -"Have you a,Relief for Charles Dickens in.your home?" ' That Lady of ' the House (snapping). - "No: Boclt Agent -"Or a Robert Louis Stevenson? Or a Eugene Field?" Lady-•-'- No, no, *e haven't, and what's more, we, don't run a boarding house. If you're looking . for those -people, yoti• might' ask across the street." , Men who stand around waiting for something to turn, up should begin with their sleeves. Movie Director, -"Can you act'" Applicant -" Actt , Why on the stage Fast •week I1died so r, irally inp.'life nt"'iuran�� agent,• who was in.•tte a+t.dt- tree, fainted." ' Medical Exaiiiiner-"Ane what did dour grandfather die of?" Patient I don't ran:amber, , but I ani sul'e•it was nothing serious." Too many young couples . coiue to , •as• an -•end-htt•aUtS -Ioolt upon- -marriage Exhausted Feelin Happiness Carie Back With Health , There Is a relief for the drain on your, vitalist caused by Summer .heat. ' Read how tired • out women an• gra i e s have-been-benefitied "Since taking 'Br. Williams' 'Pink. Pills, my d'atghter has lost that tired, sluggish feeling;" says Mrs. Asa Dow, Port Daniel `'rest, Que. "Before taking Dr.' Williams' Pink Pills.' was always tired. Now I aim full of pep," states Doris Andrews, London, Ont. 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'Write Canadian. Geo- graphical Society, 159 Bay St... Toronto. , Agents Wanted in this Town to _sell a 15 cents Sham - pod 'and 25. ' cents ' package of Razor Blades, . both 'guaranteed quite satis- • factory. Write. for particulars.. 'H. M. G. IMPORTING & SALES AGENCIES LTD, 28 Wellington St- West, Toronto'• ' UNWANTED • . • . They iveie_haying a dance in one' - ,of the large..'towns -of Texas.. •A cow- boy, just in • from :the prairies, ''went • 'up- to' the„'hall , and entered,. ' The master ,of, ceremonies led. him gent- ly 'to • the door and put ~hin► out. • .The carboy went back.,. The nlas- ' 'Here'.s'a fa::c'inating afternoon dress ter of ceremonies seized' hiin by the;' with cape. collar and moderately cut neckline. Qin' a white "chiffon with splashy red i.rint. . '.t.•he new skirt cut, moulds .tl a figure beautifully' thrcugh the hips, . . ou'll marvel at how. simple it is' to. make it. 'It's just the dress to take with.you on those week -end vacations. . Style No. 2935 is designed for sizes 1'4 16, 18,. 20 years, 36 and 38 in. hes 'bust.. Size 18 requires. 3%' yard's of 39 -inch material. ' Crepe silk ins plain or print; triple sheers .and chiffon cotton voiles are also Suitable. • _zgp$ T{�,O•r:11ER ,PATTERNS. Write your name and. address .plain- ly, giving* numb.;r: and size of : such patterns as 'you want. Enclose 20c in stamp's or coin (coin. preferred; wrap it carefully). for each .number, and address your orde' to Wilsun Pattern Service, 73 West Adelaide St., Toronto. "I laar, Mary, that your husband' Is a golf. enthusiast.” "He is, mum.” 1 "Nell, sloes he do good work in the links?" 'indeed. he does, mum, he is cut- ting grass today." Self -Reliance This i:. self -reliance -to repose calmly on the thought which is deepest in our bosom and be unmoved if the world will not accept it yet.' To be - Leve that what is truest in you is true for all; to abide by that certain that,' •while you stand firm, the world Will c•:me round to'you-that •is indepen- dence. It is not difficult to get away into retirement and there live upsn your 'uivii convictions; .nor is- it diff! cult to mix with men.; and follow their convictions. 'Rut to enter into the 4,orld, and there live firmly And fear- lessly according to• your own con- science --that is Christian 'greatness. -1r.. W. Robertson. Gentas The universal genius whq can man- age all himself has yet to appear. Only one .with the genius to recognize others of different gehiti's and harness them to'his own ear can approach the "universal." It is a case of dffierent' • but 'co-operating abilities each part of • the'compiicated lib clia "Ie •iitlilig 'in= to its right place and there performing. its duty without jarring. -Andrew Car- negie. • i back. , of the neck and kicked _him rudely down. .the stairs: The' -cowboy gathered himself up slowly and, looking back .at the ball, - said: "I' know. what it means! I can take ' a hint. 'They dont want • me at dance„ . Manna For Zulus Natives in Natal have been suffer- ing uffering badly recently, for their cattle were largely destroyed by a Ibng per- iod of . drought. You can judge -tiler,, astonishment when, one morning, they say a great area of the veld covered with a milky .vhite flaky substance. "Manna! Manna!" they cried, and promptly proceeded to 'collect it in baskets. It was found to be sweet and pleas:- ant leas=ant to the taste and in every way like the manna described in the sixteenth chapter of ENodlts,• • A farmer in the, neighborhood' who ' gathered some of the manna d&Scribes'it as looking like small popcorn and tasting like wafer s made with honey. ' , Manna has fallen 'In South, Africa en, a previous occasion, and scientists have' endeavored to' discover exactly what it is. It is believed that it orig- inates from a kind of gum secreted in et.calyPtns• trsex; This becomes- light. and dry and is blown from thetrees by the rind. ' Sonne -years ago there was a fall of • manna In Palestine. . An expedition sent by the University' of Jerusalem found that insects feeding on tan! r isle ' trees secreted strops of honey, which on the ground trailed into small white'grains and flakes. Empress .Hotel & GOULD '`S. Downtown Toronto - '�Hoine. away frsom -heirs booms-Dally$1Weekly '$2 CLEAN' AND All -TRACTIVE. the At hnie . or away Peen -a -mint is the ideal summertime ,laxative. Pleasant - and convenient. Gentle but thoroughin its action. --Cheek timmer upsets--witiFFeeit=a•- ; mint at home or away. FOR CONSTIPATION Drat .those Pesky Reg' Catch then. With1 Aeroxon--- clean, convenient, hygienic -sr the, fly catcher with the push pin and wider and longer rib- bon. The glue on Aeroxori'is fragrant and -sweets Goad for 3 weeks' service -it will not dry. s At drug, groerey ta hardware stores Sole Aaepf' Nn'wTOw A. HILL, 56 Front St. East, TOrontO A EROXON ELY CATCHER Clrets the fir every '81116 1'