HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Lucknow Sentinel, 1932-11-17, Page 7it
Owl Las,
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PO You Rameml.e:rl
No other piece of lawelr
Has., •ever' meant Vie same to :me .
• Ae the sii]miile llttie•ornament „ `,...:
.,Concerning which 1 sing: .
Let's give a word ..of fulsome praise
• To the trinket of our childhood days
• The horseshoe'•nail the blacksruith'lfeiit.
And made into,a ring. •
Hee k-"In;Engiand to 'take orders;
, means to;.eliter the church." • g"
peck—"TL's slightly' different over
liere-iyou•-;enter 'the 'church,'get •`Mar=
tied and then take orders."
'Young Husband -'Do you know; my
• 'dear, tl ere's something' .wrong with,
the cake. I • doesn't taste:,right." ;
Young Bride '(triunl.phantty) "That'
: 'ifs all your•'. imagination,: for it says in
my new ;cookery ' book that it :is-
)heroes" "
A policeman caught ; her In. the acts
t•teari=ng,a letter into tiny bits, which
• dbe'.threw'to "the.'ground in `thee Bark.
and the following: conversation 'took-
• place: .•
,Policeman -You ought -to know bet
ter, mies;. than .: tp throw , nrl}bbl h;
,, s_..
around -'in. the park.
"She• -`"What • impudence! That's
not trash;. that's a lov,'e letter frorn. my
•g very_ best 'boy blend:"
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No,McKenzie Strongly 'Recom-
Mendip' Dr Wi'iams' -Plpilc
pills to, Worn out Worn n
"•I was com:pleta:..
Soon worn out from looki .lg
-
atter ' a very .cross
M:►rch . ..baby night and day,"
S i onBer writes -Mrs. Jame$ M:c<.
Kenzie, Glenboro,
Maar "%,heaamefvery hin. andThad
'several '4f dizziness. M.y
legs ..and back ached, .and,,,,i was feel%
ing just terrible when I started tak4 •g
Dr. Williams Pink Pills: I soon real-
'ized, I was getting much •stronger. I`
gained in. Weight, and felt like• a new
Person, I strongly, : rec6inmen.'d Dr,,
•Williams! Pink ,Pills•
Mekenzie is but •o ,of thous-•
ands; of woihen , who' have been,'won
derfully .helped by Dr. OVilliansie' Pink,
,Pflia and who :have written: In:,to •te'll•
Trow the; Erich "new blcacl, created by
these PilIs.,r"built exhausted' nervoi'As°
s .teens and 'r' -stored : th se' suff. rer .
., �'� . e;-• ., a .. >�
to vigorous health .G•i've Dr.:Williams'
F'ink,Pil1s a fair trial'for run-down or
:nervous ,c,onilitions. r 500 a package at
your .druggist's.
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�, t•� ._ _ •The-.NreclC
• '`'No, sir, the trouble; is not due to
• . any ' lack, of care 'on. you- part. ,,It
seems to me that your power: is not.
being. transmitted'• properly; and its
- my°.opinion �that'there-4s ;a, •breakdown"
ia'the .ignition `system. Of .Course,. if
.youmIin: '8t, I pan have one of my me-
chahlcs, thoroughly•overhaul it. But I.
=fear' that it -would -be-a-complete Waste.
of` time I feel reasonably -certain that',
• the damage .is irreparable, ' My', advice
10 yoii,. my ,dear sir,' is to purchase .an;
, • =other' cigarette lighter:," ^.0
• •Old Lady. (on . platfor>Y!)-"'Which
•..
platform• for them Montireal train?"
• • Porter -urn to the left. and you'll.
be right."' • {. - •
Old Lady-'Don.t; be • impertinent;`i
my .-
Porter, -"All right,`then, turn to your.
• right :and'you'l1. be,.left." . • .•
he on y •nia w, o•: •I •- • .� e a paysi
: ' cal' marvel through • carrespoiltlence
courses is the mailman •who carried the
• lessons about' on his 'back.. .
r, fo o„a hea'thfn"1 form of ese��'cise..
And • with .a good looker a fellow
wouldn't • mind doing' his daily dozen.
•
�; Slave .• Driver '
Our-idea-o--the-me - c-
apes ' a ' n h
f t•�m n -i t
world is, the man who' was deaf and
never told his 'harper. • •,
Mrs. Outhe o- The aMrs,. ea•
g ys yT ,
whiffle pIays golf just like a man."
Mrs.. Clubber - "She 'should be.
ashamed; tq use .such language!'
Many man- wile thinks• he is'lead-
ing. aV.briile to' the altar le heli,;; pushed
there himself. but doesn't :realize• it.'
Bich- y wife has fie'en nursing a
groti'cli foci several days." ,
Bam-"Oh, didn't :know•'you:•were
• °'A woman asks why it isthat when
'a. woman; complains -of being tired and
worn..ent:.:tke doctor,. always . _asks to
See her tongue? '
Diner, -"What's this leathery 'stuff?"
Waiter -"That is fiile% of sole ifl "
Diner -"Well; take :it away and see
if you can't get me a nice •,piece of up-;
per with the' buttonsoff." •
Policeman-" Why did you call me
-. • ;•; Is'that man annoying you?"
" Old -Maid- ="No; but he`-s--tr-y-!aig-- to_
get away,'
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Experiments show that kissing'
• stimulates 'the heart actior. and is
For$6O0 I Will.
• Set, •You Up .In Business
showing• 100 per'• •cent 'profit of 'a'
rapidly selling -•article. ' A few ex-
clusiyb territories '•open •for hustlers.
Send 49c• to cover cost of sample,:
postage, packing and _particulars. Mr.
Littler, Suite 29,; '14 .Toronto Btreat,
Toronto. • '
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Most married men expect to 'And all
bachelors •millionaires., They would
be if it waSi-t-for--tIie-girls: _
Record.' Apple Crop • •
Owen Soand.• :- A record-breaking
apple crop for;' 1932 in the Beaver`
Bailey district; both as to' quality
and- quantity-, ts.forecast. -by George
:H. -.Mitchell," et; th''e Georgian Bay
Fruit Growers, Limited.' Mr. Mitchell
said that the Georgian .Bay Fruit•
Grwoers, Limited; ' would ship thie.
year. fully 25,000 barrels. ' This is
several thousand barrels greater than
in any previous sdason.
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toe Incest."
out 'ro Aolo
taom irrio i
seem eTo""c
oeAI1T/i1"N
eousrl use?,
sae'.00
"Made In Canada"
rich foods disagree, it heed got _mean a
"weals stomach:" Sourness and gas :doesn't mean
'Indigestion." Just take an anti -acid to sweeten
the system,•antt enjoy life! Before meals, or afterward
when iiistresa is felts D'o ,this awhile, and stripaeh
and bowels will be in fine order. YJs ' nlyt genuine
and,Th other
l'liillips Milk of Magnesia,; it is star
d
preparations do riot have the same anti -acid action:
ALSO.tti TABLET FORMI Phillips' Milk of Magnesia
Tablets • are now on •sale at drug stores everywhere. -
Each tiny •tablet is the equivalent of a terlspoonful
oT ge2uine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia:
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OUR • GR OS. S. -. 41►ORp . PUZZLE, A.
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• M.o_Qntal an-�Y�vt
1= -Ladies 42-k'loor cow ing
6=" fTomeless" n anderers, 3=Pertanino COlirt
11 -Charm" • 45 -To understand
13 --Finally '�` _ 4•6=Exists •
14 -Higher •' • 47 -Sharp cornered.,
15 -Those,• suffering 'for ' 49•, -,Sun god
..- _-faith-- :- -- -- .,-50-Releases•'_•.:..
,17 Article • 52 -Merchant
18-Dlodern 54 ';Revises .
20 -french River. `' 55 -Discards
21` -Mus'- ' -,iece, ° • • • '•Vert'ical 22 -Gin • ' • ' 1 -To Ow • '
24 -Beverage' • 2 -Electrical unit'
,g6 -To unite - • • 3 -Greek, letter ' •
26 -Son of Seth • 4 -Tree•
a
- r. .._ ---l-- ea Minimal 28 .Na row S
30 -Targets ' 6-Artiidle of the same
class •
-Beast of burden . • .
35 -To defile. • , 8 -Pronoun
3,7 -Kitchen vessels ' •9' --Boast
38=Roll' of hair 70 -Church. bod�
32 -::pikes of grain
33-i31ac1
12 -Jo
13 -Harp shaped
ds
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19 -Lacking
21 -•Flowers' -
23-Rhymsters
25=
Nobleman
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29-01d war instrument
31 -Shakes
33 -Ceased •
34RivEr of Japan
36 -Grinned malicioue'ly
3:7 -Self-respect •
39=Combat .
_.41 -Loved oltes '•
43 -Insects
44 'Vehi'cles •
47 -Island
48-PPCheer
'51. N4te of scale
53 -Prefix; Born
ES OWN • HOUSE-
WORK RK AT 70'
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`t1 `fheT Help ' of Krrusch
"For nine years' now 'liave- used
.Kruschen Salts and could hot do
out' them .I take a third., of a.. teaspoon
in a cup of water as- hot as I :can lrink
it. No sickness, no headaches °now,
'I am' 70 years of age in April, and gust
�gitliaking Krus-clen' .Salts -am able:
to de all, my household duties myself.
I.reeommend 'Kruschc'n• to all..•my
neighbours.., Before I began taking it
.1 was never away from the doctor, but
now.I never meed liim.' I used to have
sick headaches and then was not able
'to do anything. But . now it is differ-
ent -thanks to Kruschen Sal,'e."
(•Mrs.) 3L G.
-Kruschenkeeps the organs of the
body Working actively, cleanses • all
clogging 'impurities from the system,
and sends clear,, •vigorous blood, cours-
ing through •the veins. And the re -
suit? An end to all Life's minor`-'
and miseries, No More headaches,
tiredness„ depression, "nerves,'' rr
constipation. Instead, a sensatidii
delightful freshness, high spirits, happy
outlook_ vin, short, sheer good health!
. Frock
et
Smart Street
By HELEN...WILLIAMS
'l'testrated' Dressmaking Lesson' Fur'-
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Traditional Sea Terms
•Retained zlimy
London: -After a hot engagement,
the British Navy his driven off those
two modern raiders; ''Left" and
"Right,", and nailed its ,wherA .to the
tune -honored terin,. Port and' Star-
board'. :•
. But .'the encounter has left its
Mark. hitherto naval helm orders
'have--resulttd lit - he ship' turiiliig to'
the when the man at the • Wheel
was apparently being •told.to turn it
to the right. • From :Jan. 1, 19$3,
however, "direct" orders Will be is-
sued. For• the. first six months _of,
the 'new system, the order will be.
•"Wheel to port" or "Wheel to star-
board." •Afterward the precaution-
ary "wheel to" will be dropped.
The '.original proposal, which
aroused thep fiercest .opposition among
seafaring (folk, • • was that not only
•should the helm orders be direct in-
stead' of indirect, but that port and
starboard should also make' way •for
plain, land-lubberly left ani! right.
Though port has scarcely acquired
its sea legs -having only ousted lar-
board ,& century or so -it bas aT-
ready made itself a,' general• favorite
both fore and aft. Resolutions,
against the 'plan poured in from old
salts In all parts of the country. In
the end,'both sides emerged, triumph,
ant with half their 'original demand
satisfied.
The new helm orders . will •'come
into force for the British Mercan-
tile Marine on the' same 'day as for
the navy. • •
CLEAR ALL WIRES..
"Put up your hands!" , commanded
•the larger of two bandits who had
stopped the eoach. "We're gobs' to
tab the gent's and kids a7T the ladies,
"No," retltonstrated the smaller
oiie, gallantly: "We'll rob the gents
all .right, but we'll leave the ladies
'alone"."• • I ' • ,
"Young tlman,'' snapped a female'
passenger of uncertain age, "mind
'your. own business! Your fr'iend's
managing thio' hold:up.t" - -Legion
'Weekly.
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39 ineh ::rateijial with- % yard of 32 -
inch contrasting: • ' ` i f' ,
IHOW TQ; ORU R .PA,TTEltil •' g
r: 'rit• yaur.nanle;and address plain'
ly,x giving riunber`:and size•:•,if sulcli'
patterns as you ~rant. Enclose -15c ilii;
stamps or cein.:(ci°in .preferred;. wrap
fully') •For• each.-rtiamlierand
address your order to Wilson Pattern
`Service, 737West•Adilaide St:,'Toront6
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Tunnel. Money' Saver
• Paris•=A :tunnelwhich -4h -a;••'-fev-
months is ,.estimated to have saved
motprists in France "more than :50.0,-
'000
5.00,-.'00.0 francs 020;000 ..at. 25) has .been•
officially, 'i'naugurated,' at }'enne, •• o.n
the e'astern..edge of France..
.Although iPaq _than '400,' in eters' '..in
length,. the 'tunnel •.'reduces the, time
required 'to,go from Lyons to Aix
lessBains : bhalf. an hour ' for •auto-
robil•es-•and brLt ere -than true-hawra
for 'trucks. • Tt is . cut through '. the
`Mont. du Chat, a steep- slope . which
isolated the rich agricultural district
n
of Yene:.from the rest of the :Dep'art-
'went of: Savoie:
„When, a man goes fishing he may.
pot catch. long fish, but •he, generally
comes home with a long. yarn.
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Magazine .Agent
Men or Women to handle' the town
agency taking . subscriptions to all
magazines.' An opportunity to make
. a splendid living. 'Write- Mr. Hall,.
• ri
a minion Publications Bureau,' 21
ng_ St. East Toronto.
De.i! h•tfully becoming, smart and
wearable is this coat type frock for
late summer and earl) fall.
Its lir-es are so fluidand- slimming.
There areseveral ways of tarrying,
out this model.' For instance, in hya-
cinth blue crepe silk, it's stunning for
late Summer. •
For fall, 'a Bd'rdet.ux-red tweed is
sportive and decidedly new and smart.
Blacl. crepe satin is another nice
'medium, ' -
S'ty'lt• No. 3086 is- designed for sizes
16, 18 years, 36, 38, 40 and 42 inches
bust. Size 36 requires 4;(3. yards of,
Easy, Tlee1i m rm g
"Baby cut all his teeth with no trouble,
thanks to BABY'S OWN TABLETS,"
writes -Mrs. Thomas Shaw, Hamilton,
Ont. Scores of other, Mothers have -
written in similar vein. .
Give YOUR child BABY'S OWN
T,1fBLETS for teething troubles, upset b
stomach, simple ,fevers, colic, colds,
constipation sleeplessness; or whenever
' he'is cross, restless and fretful. Easy to.
take as candy, and absolutely SAFE -
see analyst's certificate in each 25 -tent
package. ()vet 1,250,000 packages sold
in 1031. " 243
Dr. illiami'
BABY'S OWN TABLETS•.
ISSUE N. 46.-232
DON'T
WITH
COLDS .•
Sluggish intestinal systems lots
sista/we to colds. Gieanse them with
Peen -a -mint, the modern chewing gum
laxative. Gentle, safe, non-habit.
forming. More effective because -you
chew, it, • -
Classified `,Advertising ,
N QFPE1 TO EVERY-.1NV,F,,MTCYR:••
•' • L1st of washed., inventions'and etili;x
informatioi sent free. 'The •Ramsay Vows
any: Wedel .Patent:.4.ttorne-'s, 273,11aTrft
• Street,' Ottawa,-'Canada::z•'A.
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?EMERIES•. 3 R', ALL SICtCNESSE3:
•'Write Mrs. Anna• Penner 30_ 8EP3M
St., WimiY i g, 'Man
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'(i CTLZET5, YEARLING HENS AND -
L . ' cock rets,: Barred Rooks, Whit!
loclts, WIYandottes'and, Leghorns.' J. G. ,
Tweddle, Fergus, .Ont. • '
"� F MADB, OF RUBBER; WRRITE O
catalogue. Rubber specialties rubber
stamps gameras,3 balloons. Univers:
Speciahty'Co'., Bob 27.04, Montreal..
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$ C W1t1Tk1.
Midland -Laboratory,' 308 Byrns
•Wi•nnil,eg,' Sian • -
THAT ' DEPRESSED FEELING
LARGELY A LIVER
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`�EY1.V.
Wake, up your Liver'Bile
-Without calomel,
You are "feeling punk? simply because your
Aver isn't pouring its daily two pounds of liquid
bile into your bowels. Digestionn
, and eliminatio. '
are both hampered, and your entire system is
being poisoned!
What you need is••a liver stimulant. Some-
thing that goes farther than salts, misers l water ”
oil; Undue candy or eke -wing hum or ron" g e'•
which only move the• bowels -ignoring the real
cause of trouble, your liver. •
Take ter's LLr • Purely vege-
' table. No'Carharsh calomel (miveercuryPills'. Ss je,: Burp. •
Ask for them by, name. Refuse substitutes,
23o. at all druggists. 8s- • -
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THE GENUINE
r'een•a-mint
The ChenIng Greta
LAXATIVE
For Adults and Children -
No Taste
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But the' Mina .. • •
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PSR GO1 STIP ` fiOII•
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PERFECT PIPE
The name is stamped on
the stem -and the word,
"PLUMS" is impressed In
white on the mouthpiece.
BEWARE,OF
IMITATIONS
GROW ''M'USHROOMS
,EARN 330 AND UPWARDS'WEEK-
LY.gruwlu,g-zli.usl,zuUTYtS iYrjoTr C7lY zr
or outbuilding. - We buy. Write for';
free bootklet. Pioneer'Mushroo
32 Orchard View B1'vd•, Toronto.. '•
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'R E.: BOOK •
S,0a0 To _BE GIVEN'AWAY.
'Ani 'sufferer from this disease who
has 'not yet read the book . recently
published at. 3/6d, by an English phy-
sician, on the treatment Mid' cure of
Tuberculosis, may have a Copy whilst
the supply lasts. •sent free , - charge•
to any address. Applications to
Enoch. J. Ewicker, flew Germany;
Be Fair to Baby
Give him the kind
of body builder
he:requires
SCOTT'S
EMULSION
of Norwegian _:.
Cod Lister Oil
Rich in the
Rickets Preventing„
24M Vitamin D
0. odes a des as
CQJTICV
Quickly Heals Pimples,
Rashes and ,lvczerna
Soap 25e.
Ointment 25e. and 60c:
fill'
NEURITIS
One thing that helps is to
warm a dish, pour ht Min-
erd's: Then rub the liniment
gefltly in.
Pain eases offs
- 22_.
Atvide variety
of medals to
- ch'obsa front.
TraBa
enqu,r"ies f0:
PUBINOVI'CH.
& HASKELL
LIM•iTEO,/
440' MoGUI St.
Monfroal,aues,
SIMPLY'WORN':OUT?,
TakePi/lavas:Os
Vegetable Compound
re
Cale ' snything be : ttoreo wonting 'foe: .
•wo>itetf theft the•!ceaseleila'_round o1, .
houdeholdidut]ett tea inn's to time .to
br sick .. you are tired a .'• milt s
• • • get cawi'ot atop. Theft tonnes a time�'•
• naps an'd yt thii0',
en eomethin'g e'
y ureelf•simply won: out. ;,•
iydla 14 Pigkltslnm'e titietnble Cont,''
pound will •help Yeti. life tonic actlo5 wiii
give you renewed etrength, and will Oink"
your deg,* tasks see&• easier ;to you.
• 98 out of every 160 women who reporr•�i,
to us say that they are benefited, by OS,n• tilclne. Buy..d bottle from yowl" c lite
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,bt-. today • .. end watch the rwoIf
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