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FOR •Homgs• WITHOUT "BtECTRICITY.
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: *CLARY, AND H'APPY THOUGHT. QUEBEC COOK groyEs
AND faunsic :HEATERS.
RAE 86:
Phohe. 66.
Lucknow.—
Hardware Coll Plumbing• Tinstnithing
LucknOw Wingham
Phone. •74 . • Phone 256
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Monumental 'Works
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LUCKNOW tind "WINGHAM
. SCIi001.4 740P0011
•rtianinnnt,-1/•$.4. $.0. 14.
04 4V: T.1.4e1al; NeDanald'14%;
ara McAuley 83. • -
Jr, 114 Nory,111 Richard? 85; Burton ,
StanleY 61.
Sr. III; Angus McAuley.70; Lloyd
VIcAnleY 02.. ,
Jr. Edna cook 73; Edythe:.
3tanley ,'65.
II.:."Jean MeAli/eY
It; Ronallt Henderson 75 E
3ook:69. .
Jr; 'Eliziedook 84. Lloyd Ben.
ierSon• CO. ." , ' •
Primer: OrYal. Stanley,. Rayinorid
licharde; ISabel.Jainieson*,
inniked with..aa
terisk have missed one or, more
ex. -
ams.'
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• S. 'No. 16, Ashfield... -
,Sr V: 'tested-:„.,Arith,4
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•geoin,' Clifford.. Craier •00%-; Alden
•Raati. QC• • •
Jr. •IVr Franeei "Crozier 83; Eileen
T•roleaven 70. '
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jr. , Colin Crozier 78; Anna
Treleaven 77;1 :Beth Metonnell- 57;
Gaqley ' , •
Sr. II: Freda McQuOid '84; William
Watt 70; Benson Shackleton 61. •
Jr. Iteatrice Treleaven 05; L.
Elasty, 65; Reg. Gauley 46.
• Sr. I; Harry
j, 'Swan 70; TOmmy Culbert,
38; Violet. Culbert 55,,
-Primer: Kenneth' Gauler•
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• S. S. No. 9, Ashfield -January.
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'Sr.. Iv: Bernice Blake • m4 •; Jack
,
Qnrran 72; Jim Curran 70; M. Hack-
att 68; Tom Anderson 67*. .
Sr. IV,: Winnifred Blake 70; IVIarY.
Clare 60; Jean Anderson 08; DOrdthy
THE EARLY SETTLERS
• — Curran .64; Beatrice Culbert- 65.
OF '411EY COUNTY. Si, I.th Keith Johnston 80; Verne
TcPpatrick ,65*. •
Sr. III: Olive Blake 55. •
Sr L1 Aline Curran 71; . Clifford
qlake.,09:;JiarieY.40.10k.A.:
':Jetiii,-Cultiert 7o; Gaidan
"..Vaitai.igaii 67'•
. Sr: 1: Chester: lwanile
Rieke 11'. ' :
These Marked thus, ;Missed one
dr daciretests. No. on roll so:,
Dior .wnTsis.tytsPrii,,ti
AND liffICIf' 1,,Iqt.11)11.
FOU,ND IN CAllitICK
,...POWAOT
• Wailterton.-When Provincial Offi-
cer WidmeYerc aceOMPanied. bY ,
tY.' Constable, Solunifit of -
•searched the preoliSeS of- Jan Rohn-.
-stein on the se:gelid ooncessiop of Carr
rick, on Tuesday afternoon, a.• well.
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CANADIAN FARMgRS
V$1111146.0RITAiN ANfl,
EUROPEAN Cf./UNIFIES
Sixty farniers 'and ',leaders n, the
agrienitural. 'Weed of Oarada, ,,kathc.
ered fron all Parts: of the 'Donlinion
and ecappriairig the :first !larmerti"-
tone fr9a1 Canada to ' great Britain,
are at present entheir way overseis,
—
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.1„.„4„,„1,1wr-pro.rc -cocc. •
PAti4
equipped,. still and', a , quantitY. of baying' embarked, last, week at hall -
"swamp ,wiiisicey,4 estimated it about fax on tfie Red Star finer '"Lapifind."'
30 gallons, was la9a4.-111:. a 14dak-aar They aror members , Of the Canadian
beneath thelcitchen: The seized ap-
'Iniratns and BOUOr :Was brought •to
;the Provincial Officer's headquartera.
'here and Hohnstein feeds' twn tharg-
es, one'. Iai4,br the groWf11, :and the
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other, of oPerating,o, still, by, the In-
' land -Revenue DePartnent. • •,
The . whiskey taken ftom the
Stein 'presents the largelit
qaantitY-seiZed in Pince County for
a long time,. probably' 014 Most 'ever
revealed upon search by efWcers of
the raw. ' , • • • .
Officer 'Widnieyer. 'and' constable'
Schmidterriyedon. the Scene about
COO P,M, and..entered the. kitchen?.
where they found • Mrs,- Hohnstein.
Her husband was 410t 'home at the
time. ' The wife, questioned by 'Mr.
Widrneyer, denied'. that there was any '
whiSkey on the:premises,- and repeat
aci her denial„ If was observed that
she edged toward a point in One wall
and, the officer decided that he would
sound the wainstotting. Before this
he. examined a' milk can, near the
stove, bet found' it enipty.• "
Sounding -rthe wainscotting,. •,Mr.
Widmeyer fontol-that-a-foW-hoarde:
were loose. and was. satisfied it ives
the -entrance to:the- susPecteestill. It
is Paid .that Mrs. Ilohnstein then ad-
mitted that they had .."just made'
little 'for. mother.' The officer replied
he Would find out "how:. MOW: 'yen
made:for 'mother.".
•Descending- in 'th,e ".'dug -out'!, the
Provincial Officer -found ,a- still, , well
equipped,' the ."can" On the .stoVe and
the- "worm" in :a • trough.'• through
which 'water was Tanningalso one
20 -gallon :barrel filled' ivitri :whiskey
anotherif-_--the-sanie,---caPacitY-o•
partially filled„ Censiderable diffidulr.
ty' was 'experienced 'fro; raising' the
:barrels threolgio the narrow: -entrance
bni-tbe--apparatns::and
loaded into the Otter and tranaPort:.*
ed to Walkertm-rTelescope„,, •
6; Muriel
he pioneers of the County of Grey
Who came, With rifle :and axe,
,To prepare 'the- way , for ,tirfutirOE:
nearly all liave bei Mac'
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p7o.n.d-MeDougalIC--Merra4r---Mre,...
GillivraY, McLean, ,` •
111c*KenZie, ,.,McKechnie, McQuarrie,
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. stock In, the most iiesutiful designs
to choose froni, 10-•
/ *foible Scotch, Swedish and Can-
- ' ea_ •
We 'Make a specialty. of .Family
Afontiments. and 'invite ,your, huipte-
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Inscriptions Neatly, Carefully, and-
, Protnptly pane. ,
8*. u. before ',lacing your order..
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'Douglas Bros. R. A'..-Spotton
Lucknow,. flnt.; •
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. L. O. L. No. 428, Lucknow meets
4he second Tuesday of every month
• In theehall, at 's 9'dioak. C.: Mullin,
WI M.; P. Carter. Rec. Sec.
(ROWING . 0,LO ;
INIcLarty, -McCallum, McKinley, Mc -
Crew;
AlePherson, ycliinnon, McTavish,
MeArthur,McCorrnick, McAuliffe,
McClellan, " McCliritock, McNab,
111cDonald, '
McFarlane,. :McLaren, • McFadden,
McGrath, " ' • •
IlleKellar, McGowan, MtPhee,
Ronald.
McCracken, MelVficken, McDaniel,
McLedd,
M.Aweeney, McMullen, McQueen,
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•
McQuillan, ,
McMahon,. . 1VicCorm'ack,
• A little more tired -at close of day;
'A'.1ittie less anxious to have our
-way; -
'A little.less ready to. scold and blame
little more careful for a brother's ,
, name; ' • ., • ,
And so we are nearing the journey's
endo •
Where time and eternity meet and
blent
.
•
'Alittle less care for bonds and gold,
A little ,rnore reit than ill -days of
A broader view- and a -saner mind,
Anda little more love for all' Man -
'kind; ',. ••'' • ."` •
. -A little more carefal ot O•hat we say;"
And-. s� we are arn a -down the
•,way.
• Mc.Ewan, ,McMichael, -McNair, • Mc-
•111cDrein, McCarren, McDowell, M
Coy,. . .
McKeown, McAdam,„McSliane, Mc-
Lachlan, ' •
McMtiriny, McDowd, 'McAleer, Mc-
' ,BOth; " •, • , ,
McC011och; McNeil, McKeen,
Laughl1n.
111eIhnith, -McIntyre, McGirity, , Mc-
Olive L. Anderson. -
HEALTH'
It is often difficult to give a 'Mean -
R
to: words Which we use every day.
,One 'of 'these words "Health!' *e
ay that we are healthy .1 andi, . yet,
when asked,:to explain what we niean
we likely.fina,traimost iinpassibia to
.put out'rifeaiiing into ,words:
In. the first place; when' we are
healthi/We are.free from an3,O.obvious
disease. That perhaps is!tlie cornnton-
•est.idea7OnoeaIth7.--'-Aa---iong-asI-nn- in-
dividual gees about his, Work and
• not.,complain, he is: thought of
as healthy. ' • .
• Asa matter Of'fact, such. people
are. not' necessarily healthy in any.
thing 'like the, fp11, Meaning of the
.word." Freedom'from actual disease
is desirable,; but health is far more
than that, Health is soniething posi-
tive, something thatNrinoS loaPpiness
to. us. he 'person, with kenithfeces
the day's work with confidence, finds
oleaaure in his occupation, is able to
'lo 'better Worki, and ,Can.'fally.'enjoY
the hoursof relaxation: , • •••
' it is sorprisingi tile 'number of, peo-
ole Who spend a mor or leas miser-
able life, unable to- aeemnpliSh' the
things of wliieh they are "capable be -
cense they ,have not- health. These
same people are surprised when, on
a 'Medical examination, ' they 'learn
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that there is something Wrong with
'their bodies, something not perhaps
Serienis enough to cause death, . but
.,,,ufficient„ td:hanclicap• them in their
daily life; and, perhaps, to -Make
them grow prematurely 'old.'
Again; there are .thosa who ails
thp happiness that conies with healt
•and-- yet-. are free from tiny' physic
bleiniak,' These nie,lhe .PeOple wh
not following'the simple .rules o
hygienic 'living.. We 'cannot rob ou
-bodies Of rest, fresh air or prone
fanners'. Marketing- tenr, organized,:
'by, :the. agricultural departine'ntef the
-„Nntjonal 5Yste1* They re to sOn!id,
two months abroad **lag 4 spedial.'
„s .• . tudy' of •onnilitions ,sairrOnnding the.,
marketing of CanadOn agricultural •
products and of :the' OpPOrtninty.let
extending! the .marketa for these'prO-
*lets, '„ Special 'attention .will he paid
to ,CMOperative.• marketing Ystems in „
.Gr;Qtrt1;.,ttilitariene,7edni,DbeeriisE±41,:sih:::•e
are frOM the western provinces,'•
twenty' frony•Poirits in Ontario wbik
•
seven came from the Mritime pIov
• The party,- before leaving' Montreal
for Halifax, Were .received by Mr. W.
Robb, ,Vice -President, ,whe pointed
miti\ to thein the importariee of their
• Mission to Great :Britain. and Den -
Mark for the Purpose of . studying
agriculture and Marketing and took
• ocea?ion tO-point.olit,that the present
tour W.:the-, first of its .kind to leave
Canada, and ;had been organized by •
the. National System to, give' fernier:5 •
of 'the Dominion .ari opPortunity.at a
--10w7cest-Of-Seeinrfor-themselves-the
. . .
machinery of the greatest marketing
nyatems in the World,i,Ife urged 'them
to take:full' advantage of the opPor,
•tunity.',for :the stioly - of these syS-
terns, and to bnng'. hack to their
vari-
comn-iunities . -the ' knowledge,
gained, the.. end . that agriculture
-
in general might be' beoefitted.-
Among :the prorninent'ngrieultural
authorities included in the Party are
•1-f,"':S.,,Arkell;,.Dominion Live S•tock:
'Connaissiolier;• 41i/0 . •representa the-
Dorninion
.Department Of.Agricultitre.
,On thre-toirr,. Hon.,Walter 'Lea, Min-
Agricniture for-.Prinee,.Ed-
wEga. Island, Bon. -George Langley:,
, • . •
representing the Saskatchewan Gov-,
of which he Wii-s" a former
"'heather, .: and :Min' was , also af fine
tiide..head'ef the SaSkatchewan grain
grewers; Miss,:Cora hind of the Win-
nipeg Freepress, and forerraist Wo -
min? agrleulturalTivriter . in, Canada;
.Ttek. S. Dinfean, Direptor Agrie,u1-
tural Representatives of Oatano, and -
•
, . ,
Frank G. Hatt,•,Director of .Cp-Opera-
tion and..Markets Of Ontario, both of
Jvliorn, officiallyare .representing the
Ontario • Deprirtnoent. of Agriculture;
‘:Ke ;tKint.,'MnaFr'6the'. 4arit:iVockMarketing :oar ando-:4i:epresee4tivofhw:pr:
swiek-
Government; Ernest -Raper Of
the B.:.C. Dairymen's ;ASseeiatiOn;' D,
of Edam -Men,
and representing the,. Alberta.. Dairy-
men's Association, and. others, ,
.Theitinerary takes,' 'Ale'touring
farinera. through.: England; Scotland
and Derimaric,..and•,provides for con-
ference with the. Empire, Marketing
Board and other•niarketing
•
'Theparty is accompanied, .on be-
-half of the. -Canadian:National .Railc
'ways by -Colin G. ,Grnif'of the, Mont
real...offices of, the Colinization De•-•
nartnient,: and By „John Strachan -of
•
the Winnipeg office. . •
WHEN MAN AND SWINE
•
. LAY; DOWN TOGETHER
pitOposns Rink 'IN
Norm BRUCEYTOWNSIIPS
Mr:, J: W7Ceilwell;. the.. new reeve
Kinloss Township,. created,- some
discussion at the County Council last
week, whef, proposed ' :baying 4
number of' the :more .northern toWo.-
hips Of the county; eonstir,uting the
Jinice Peninsula, 'converted, into a
public park: Reeve, Colwell's..• idea
appears tohave been t�sell:the peil.:••
insula to the Proviticial.:Government.
on condition thei.,it..Slititild, be con-
• Vetted into a park, and a tourist at-.
traction.1
• • As• those *he have., visited the
northern townshipi,..knOW the 'penin-
sula is , largely ,a rocky: ar:d barren
region. It is crossed at intervals by
valleys a few Miles in viidtb.• These
.are, level . arid. fertile, and have 'Ong
been occupied by farmers, many of
'whom now have good buildings and
appear to he prosperous. Generally,
hewever,. the farm homes are. few
'McIntosh, • McIlriede, McGregor
McInnis, , -
AcAllistor,McCaffrey,. ' McCarthy
Mcilie,. • ••" ' • •
McManus, McWillianis„ , McDuff,
. Mcdinnis.,
IgrcNainara, .McEachern, McCrimmiti,
McCabe, • • . - .•
•illeGaffey,. McGovern; 1V1cRobert;
• McCann, •••
Mel‘lintrie,' McNally,. MoNeary, Mc-
• Clure, ,
A 'little More' love for ttlo friO.d. -Of -•
'A little lef3s;:. zeal-' for established.
'truth; „ . .;
, r.A little more Charitable in our view.s;.
'A' little•leSe thirst for the daily
'news;
• ' And so We are folding Our tents a...,
• •
way, •
• 'And. passing, in silence at close •of.
A little More „leisure to sit„ and dteain
little.mi ore -real the tilibia nriseen
A little hit neater to those. 'ahead;
With visions of those long loVed and
dead; ;
And So. We AO going whete must'
• O,,'
„e„ Jilt* may me*.er„,
kneWf•
• .,
rioOte,
tears; ,^ ,
And we' Shall have told 'Mir
, .
•
•
Mg 'years; ,
Ii ,book.. is ,•clesecl anti .Ifio'praYers
: are said, „ • .
And .s•e are a *part.;1---,llie ceMintlessi
dead,
Thrice happy then', lt ;11onleAcall can
1 /Wt. 11014t41. 140.,t1,1,0011 Y,
McCluneY; McReady, • McCenkey,
McGann. .•
MeNaughtop, MeKialiey,
McKnight-,
McMaster, •McNtilty, ' McReynolds,
' McQuaig,
MeSOrley, MetapineY,
• McVeigh,
McKinstry; McNeVin,
: and MeTague,
McDopagh,- MeAlpm,•McCannon, Me-
MO:Ticker,
McNatriee
,
, MeWad'e,
.,,,•MeOuteheon tired -.- this
rhyme Von:" rtiair fill
,tt ,Se'cll)p the. hills:,
• ish, • ." ,
Apnealed•;to all the,M,c's and Mac's,
' The Old OotiAttY could not
'
Thi
list is ItOt-conipleto, noVv,.
I 'And .I'Ve, left 'Out, Mackarel,
.?cArOnY, aria, maek
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A DRIGHT IDEA' •
Billy, Who Vas .visitinglifp',Ainorp.V-
.
• farm; cane ynnning into the house
very, excited and "There's
'mouse hi, ilie'..infikpat..1,?'. "bid 54-11
:take it 611t111-aalcad' "o».4ard,Dift.,pratidist, Itwt,„..z•-t„brov.tne.,
al
o'
r
food and continue tiihave health.
'Health is a condithi 4, physical
well-being' that collies to those who
are free frion. phYsical :defects 'and
• who follow the Simple. rules of.., hy--
„gienie,
Questions concerning 'Health, acl!
dressed. to the Canadian Medical.
A4ociatIonr-184 College St., Toronto,
will be answered. questions asle dt-
agnosii and ,,treatment. will not lie
aneWered. ., . • •
WIDMEYER GOES TO WIARTON
.and, far between. . Rtads in that
region have long, been. n'o problem.
and the building and inaintenaride of
theni, have. always . been 'a heavy, drain
upon the county' treaaury. :
The peninsula' was.. at .one time
heavily .timbered with pioe, Spruce
and hen -fleck, but this.. wa.s • .pretty
well cut over, with little' regard to.
econotny, 'some 40 Years ago. This
eperation waa soon -followed
• which swept- the Athole regionfrom
a shori distance ,nerth of ..Wiartori
right up to the clearing' about Tober-
Mory. , This .burned ;away Much, .Of
the shallow soil which had 'supported
the lorest,', leaving. 'exposed the flat
• • .
lime reek of which the peninsula as
composed. ' •This is now covered, -by
the charred remains 'Of the original
, • •
forest, and a seeond growth of. ced-
ars- and balsams,.'.'which, '2however,
makes little' 'growth, owing to the
cat int” •
•
ineyer,,,,whe has been stationed at
Walkerton: for the Dast 'four' jean
fiaS heen- transferred- te-Viartorir anct•
.Mf.",• Rd-bit-tad/10f Orangeville; is -to ns.-.
;Si:Me:his ',duties at the •Bruce .County
TOwlii. Officer WidineyOr.• was ap-
pointed as an 0:P.A. enfoteement �f-
licer at -the time 'Of the „t•esignatien
Jos * 11f.'Wh1te, -and held:that position.
Until. goverritnetti control, roplseed the
.Our friend, Art Wesley, of the
Bruce :Herald -and Times, Walkerton,
rarelY'fails when opportunity offers,
to take a slam' at 'the. old-time bar,
and, the fools Who "patronized it, to
their_mental,.-pliysical and financial.
uridoingo :'.."Art'' has his own peculiar
way', of hittitig'-an•Ormatuil •ceirribina-
• tion of hirinor andridicule: Be is not
particular as t� style, So long as the
stab .goes, home, and he never hesi-
tates to -call Scripture or' Shali.J
speare',to his aid. ' •.
• Here is a sample' whieli we take
from .last wee•k's issue of;the Herald
and, Times: :• ,
"An -old landmark of Brant in the
instance of the • Lorne House stable
at Elinwoocl, w,hich. bad been, up for
;ever half a •ceritory, 'was razed to the/
ground' this week by ex -Deputy Reeve
Threndyle,, whO Moved the timber tol
the fern' of Mt: Thos: Tullech; there
•
Ur4DED hefoeeCanada
had any Currency ',Of its:,
'own; the Bank:of Montreal
early obtained' authorization
from the 'Government .to is-
sue fOr s
,
changc
'produced 'hereWith amthe two tLdes of
the "Baucret'' token, one of ,the earliest
coins i'ssued by the Bank: The inter-'
mingling of the rose, sharnrod,c and
thistle indic.ates the three branches of
the Britiih.peOplee---,:the English, Scotch
and Irish—while Ale use of English on
one side of the coin and French on the
other is significant of the mingling of
,the two races in this countqi.
• "Trade and Agricults
ure" indicate' the'
early conne.ction of the Bank ,with both
urban and -rural life in Canada..
Throughout long 'historythe Bank, of
Montreal has always been active in serving ,
the, financial needs.of all the people..., • •-"
,
EStiblisird 18i7
,
TottdAsoets in excess of $830,000,000 ,
ocal Branch Manager
•
scant Y •• , -.„
,Tn -recent years the- Bruce -Penin-
sula has become quite an"attraction
to atitoinonibile tourists, and during
1027, it Is said, thenisarids of -card
travelled the reeky, road •to-,Tober-
nfor3r. This 'road, when the Scores of
lovr.rOcky 'ridges'which cross' it, are
-.cut away, will make
is it Will have 41- heed, mid dry sur-
face. It,••••Wirids abOlit many, sine]]
lakes,.. but apart from thee,„ there is
little attractive scenery.
••/
THE NEW .WARDEN OF ER,UCE
.Warden W. J. MacKay, Reeve; Of
Huron Tiownship, elected as official
„
made easier, and cheaper. What is ..
wanted is . for political leadership to ,
emphasize the futility of. war, and
nourish the desire for peace within
'reasonable limits!'
THIS YEAR. WILL ' ,
THREE HOODOO' -FEJDAYS'
• Those who rrard Friday, the 13th
day of the month, with awe: -are in
fOr considerable ..wOrry . during 1928;.
for, the hoodoo date. oteurs three
times this year, .January,. April Ind
July each providing one. ,
Statisticians :whoie.,hObby leans, to-
-ward. calendar eccentricities, Promise
that. this Won't' happen again 'Until
1956., This' is a 'particular kind. of
year, they deelare: In addition to id-
ing leap year, -which is partly to
blame for the three unlucky Fridays,
the year began on Sunday.The year •
,
will: have. 53 ,Sundays, with January,
April, and July eaeh, beginning 'ori •
that day. This happens onlyoiri'the
head -a tome... County : •Coaneil,. here
on Monday evening, haa: commenced
his eighth Year in: municipal; Met
five: years '�f ',Which, he has been a
. .
noember of the ,Ceuncil of Bruce. Out
nig his: fointli term as'representatiVe
of the'ratepayers of Huron lie served
as Deputy Reeve; and the folloiring
year was elevated to the Reeveship,
aTi-office -he. has held:"centinuously,
with credit- to himself and the town-
ship., The only election hp contested
since' becoming .Deriaty. Wp...5 in 1924,
When, he polled' 29 more 'votes than
the total Of "his two oppenOnt§..- 1
The -new Warden is the sop of the
tate Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth MacKay,,
his father' having, come out from
'Scotland vitheri two years. of age. The
-family are among the pioneers 'of-
Brace,..and rightly proud of the fact.
Warden MaeKay's life Partner was
an Elgin. ,County girl; Miss Gertrude
Minor, who taught school in the ,vi-
4tlity the MacKay farm.
It was in 1904 that .Hriron • TOwri-'
Alp's- Reeve, as Warden the'
Count Y last, he (being the late
John McCharles;. during . the time
Bruce. tried out • the commissioner
form of. goVernment.--TelescoPe.
WAR A F011;14).'S GAM;
:it will:be:converted into a strawshed,
and pig pen.;'' :
4`Thp,' prOdigillalotT,the
, stiliatatiCe riot-
ously it the' hotel'har, staggered out
the back door and reeling into this
• stable 'ecuriViled.,historY.:0. repeat it-
self by.herding among .sWine. '
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made begs of themselves in' the tair••
• NOTHING SERIOUS
•
"War was alright 56". Years ago..
it'i• a -fool's game not. Fifty ,yeara
-Igo +t was 'fought in a mere or leas
lust and Sportsmanlike mainier.'With
.!,the.41141.1$anct ,abit ,one.Mechanical
barbalities'ettaChed- to it today, it is
-nerelYil horror!' declared Field 1Vial-
shal Sir Williera Robertson. .
,"If ,Ritittetti are properly handled by
people responsible, for, them," he ,add-.
'been for a long time. That is because
what tia.,,,wreng,,,,,witiLlour, ,ern; from the • , four footed 'animals people simply hate- it. But before wre
that -were, fattening, in:t4.5.2-,„: wallow" 'e'en sair.rWaif th4
"1 thiiik, doct�r, thnt he is worrysvil the work of Ttelatives-Who-eanie .must_.'be 'rid .ei .Rustia
ing about, money!'" to -the 'stable in the earty to Menage. Detnotic monarchs are all
,
urge., the. prodiga.ls to forsake the tight, and so are national armies, but
reterii , Witt a combination of the two We
•
ease of leap' years.,which begin ,on
Sunday.'
Several good features are also
of-
fered by..the. calendar, including four
double holidays. New Irear:d headed
the list. Dominion day: comes,."on
Sunday, giving an additional holiday
en Monday; Labor Day, which` al-
. • .
ways provides a double holiday by.
ooming•on Monday,' and Armistice
Day falls ilon Sunday this year, giving
a double holiday/ over. November 11
and 12. '
'
A SHARP OLD MAN:-
An old Mil heard of a -famous aut.-.
geon who could reatere yonth by per-
faming
Going to the physician, the -old man •
said: '• '
"Could you Make '-ine 'seventeen
yeasold?" •• „
• "Certainly' I can," the -surgeon re-.
formed:. ' •• * .
Several nienths, later, ,„ the doctor".
sent' . • .
"Nothing.,,„cloing,••.,the • patient
re-
spottded. •"1, ,underage , and you
cannot sneme, and if -you say I am
not under age, I'll sue you for franci,,°'
To Be Like The Men. have:a Very titingerous thing indeed. o
NOW t• he -*Onion nave It • boy ,can •nitike:an. auto, horn 41EVOITOOEF, SUPPOrt • efforts:41 ,Sorne:' readers ",'are* . ,vacuum
One hi Brantford Wart Jailed this week, "Com* Out, deatio,H, while !gi, hushoid to evoloto.00nisibio and liumskoe ways cleaners. They -can find dirt In any.
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