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The future is wearing me out
Given that I've spent 50 years writing
about what's new in our community,
our region and our country, I could be
accused of being hypocritical for saying so but
I'm getting tired with our current obsession
with all that's new.
Technological change has been so rapid in
the last decade that people tend to think history
began with the invention of the connected
world of the smart phone. Everything is
interpreted in light of this new "reality".
Recently, the problems of Sears Canada
have been covered by the media with a
persistent story line that this is evidence of the
effect of online shopping on traditional
retailers. Certainly people buying online is
affecting retailers, but one CBC business
reporter was wise enough to point out that 90
per cent of retail purchases are still being made
in stores.
Sears' financial troubles may have been
worsened by the trend toward online shopping
but they began long before people started
buying on the internet in exploding numbers.
The place was just plain mismanaged — which
makes it particularly galling that the company
is paying millions in "retention bonuses" to the
top executives who screwed things up while
dismissing ordinary workers with no severance
pay. (It's also ironic, as someone recently
pointed out to me, that Sears was a leader in
mail-order shopping but failed to make use of
its expertise to dominate online shopping.)
Sexy trends can be a handy crutch for bad
management. The president of one of Canada's
largest newspaper companies (who left briefly
to head the party that wants to take Quebec out
of Canada), was an early believer that digital
media was the future of news distribution. But
while he was promoting his view of the future,
he was also constantly cutting costs at his
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newspapers, starving them of the resources
needed to continue to make them relevant to
their readers and advertisers. Readership
dropped. So did advertising revenue.
I'm sure that all this only proved to our self-
appointed genius that his dire predictions about
the future of print were true. Therefore, he
made further cuts, which diminished the worth
of his publications even more which resulted in
fewer readers and less advertising which
confirmed his bias and led to further cuts on a
spiral into oblivion. Who knows what might
have happened if he had decided instead to
give his papers the resources to make them so
useful to their communities that they were
irreplaceable.
But people get caught up in the thrill of new
things. Right now the story, told over and over
on newscasts and business shows, is about the
imminent takeover of the trucking industry by
driverless trucks. Apparently truck drivers will
soon join the long list of people whose jobs no
longer exist. Quite frankly, although I've
cursed some drivers of big rigs (particularly
salt trucks) over the years, the idea of a
computer guiding an 18 -wheeler at highway
speeds, and in our snowbelt conditions,
terrifies me.
Next up, the experts say, will be cars
without drivers. For futurists this may seem
inevitable but I wonder how readily people will
sit back in a computer -controlled car after
generations of advertising has promoted the
pleasure of steering a car along winding
country roads.
The futurists aren't stopping for such
emotional roadblocks. They're rushing ahead,
predicting that in the age of driverless cars
fewer people will even want to own a car.
Instead there will be car sharing. When you
actually need a car you'll send a message and
the car will come and pick you up and take you
where you want to go. I can see the attraction
for people living in an 80 -storey condominium
where it can cost as much to park your car as it
does to park yourself, but somehow I don't see
country people being anxious to grasp this
future.
This car -sharing future, in turn, will mean
trouble for car makers because there will be far
fewer cars being built. It will also, the
predictors say, eliminate traffic jams and
reduce space needed for parking lots — which
will no doubt be turned into 80 -storey condo
towers.
Who will be able to buy these tower homes
I haven't been able to figure out. Not only
entry-level jobs like truck and taxi drivers are
likely to be replaced, according to the futurists,
but artificial intelligence will replace doctors
and lawyers and stock brokers and financial
advisers. I even read a prediction this week that
in future scripts for movies may be written by
smart computers (which I hope are smarter
than some of the humans currently writing so
many dumb movies).
I grew up in an era when saving labour was
nearly everyone's goal because the previous
generation did back -breaking work. Now I
have to wonder who in the future, aside from
the handful of people who design and operate
these artificial intelligent machines, will have
any job at all?
hetti sauce and other memories
always amazed that, for creatures so
reliant on vision, human memories can be
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ied so closely to smell and taste.
Whether it's the smell of a favourite dessert
recalling someone's childhood or the smell of
a significant other's perfume harkening back
to when the couple first met, smell has a
powerful ability to cause humans to recollect
the past.
One of the best examples I can remember is
gingerbread. My grandmother, in Seaforth,
had a plug-in air freshener in her kitchen that
was shaped like a gingerbread man (or maybe
I should say gingerbread person; I don't want
to discriminate) and loaded with the sweet
smell of the baked dessert.
I don't recall any gingerbread ever being
baked in that kitchen, but the smell of
gingerbread will always take me back to a
time before my grandparents remodeled their
kitchen and you could catch hints of
gingerbread cookies the minute you stepped
through the door.
My grandparents' Florida vacation home
had some kind of rubber windows in part of
the house and they had a smell. Sometimes,
some rubber things will give me a partial whiff
of that smell and I'm reminded of watching
U.S. television, eating U.S. cereals and
crashing through the door when heavy rains
forced me and my sister back indoors.
Not all odours bring back pleasant
reminders, however. My mother always wore
the same perfume to church on Sunday and, to
this day, I can't smell it without be transported
back to the my early childhood.
Before I get into trouble here, there was
nothing wrong with going to church and
nothing wrong with the perfume. The
unpleasant memory was the long, hot car rides
from Goderich to Seaforth and back again on
Sunday mornings. When I was younger that
25 -minute drive seemed to be endless because
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I was particularly prone to motion sickness. I
couldn't read or play handheld video games. I
had to stare out the window, trying not to
sweat through my clothes.
To this day, briefly smelling that perfume
reminds me of those seemingly long trips in
our Sunday best, the same way gingerbread
reminds me of my grandmother's kitchen.
Taste is a similar thing. The taste and smell
of apple pie will always remind me of family
celebrations, again, at my grandmother's
house.
Recently, I discovered that one of the
defining smells and tastes of my childhood has
been discontinued: Kraft's Bravo spaghetti
sauce.
I'm not trying to sell anyone on how great
the sauce is, I'm just saying that it was a staple
of my childhood (and my teen years, and when
I moved to school and started making my own
spaghetti, and... well up until Kraft announced
it was discontinuing it).
My wife Ashleigh could never understand
why I was so dead set on using Bravo and,
while I could explain why I think it's great, I
think I'd rather just tie this into the message: it
was a smell and a taste from my childhood.
There is just something about the smell of
Bravo spaghetti sauce with ground beef
heating up on the stove that, even as an adult,
puts a smile on my face.
It's become even more important in recent
years because it wasn't just the smell and taste
of my mother's kitchen, but the smell and taste
of home and home is an important notion.
Throughout countless all-nighters before
exams or project deadlines, I would eat high-
energy food to keep me awake and then, when
all the work was done, I would put on a pot of
spaghetti made with Bravo and the smell
would remind me of home.
After a rough week of work where I've had
to cover a half-dozen events after-hours and
then work the weekend, I could look forward
to a Sunday -night spaghetti and Bravo dinner.
We're coming up on our vacation here at
The Citizen, and, usually that starts with my
editor Shawn and I grabbing a meal together to
put a symbolic start on the week -and -a -half
break. I usually would make spaghetti (made
with, you guessed it, Bravo) that night.
Like I said, it's not about the flavour being
superior and it's not about trying to hawk
Bravo (though I'd gladly take a life -time
supply to be a spokesperson), it's about
tradition.
Traditions like Bravo are what bring peace
to a rough week or a long day. When
everything gets turned upside down, there is
something you can rely on to turn it right -side
up again.
Unfortunately, as I stated, Kraft has
discontinued the sauce. There are petitions to
bring it back, empassioned pleas and this, my
own explanation of what made it important,
but in the end, it was likely a fiscally -
driven decision and one that's not likely to
change.
Fortunately for me, Mary Jane hasn't had
spaghetti yet, so I have a little time to figure
out what our family's very own spaghetti
sauce will be and start planning to make it at
the end of her rough days.
I guess that's the good thing about
traditions, it's never too late to put your own
spin on something that meant a lot throughout
your life.
Shawn
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Shawn's Sense
A patchwork legacy
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talking with Jacquie Bishop, chair of the
2017 International Plowing Match (IPM),
we discussed an interesting and
unconventional legacy the event may leave
stamped on the countryside.
It was when the Huron County Plowing
Match was held in Morris-Turnberry last year
that I was first introduced to the concept of a
barn quilt. Denny's wife Ashleigh had gone
into labour and he was off the grid. That would
be the kind of event that Denny would spend
most of the day covering, so with him out of
the picture, Publisher Keith Roulston and I
had to cobble our coverage together.
It was a busy time of year, so Keith and I had
to really figure out coverage down to the
minute, with me showing up to relieve him of
his duties just minutes after I had to be
somewhere and minutes before he had to be
somewhere. However, since Ashleigh was in
active labour at the time, I shouldn't get too
into how hard it was for me and Keith.
When I arrived to take over for him, he told
me that I should go speak to Cheryl Gardiner,
who was working with the local IPM folks to
implement some barn quilts into the Huron
County landscape. These wooden panels, he
said, are painted beautifully to reflect a family
history, heritage or, really, anything the buyer
wanted to display on the side of his or her
barn.
I thought it was nice at the time, but I wasn't
quite sure if it would take off. Well it certainly
has and Huron County residents have bought
in wholeheartedly to the concept, developing
their very own trail of barn quilts that will
likely consist of dozens of stops by the time
the IPM rolls around this September.
Much of this credit goes to Gardiner, who
was at the forefront of the concept, and to Tim
Prior of Brussels Agri -Services, who
sponsored the barn quilt competition. It has
really encouraged plenty of locals to take part
and spruce up their barns or homes, and there
are no losers when something like that
happens.
I know Jack Ryan has one on his home,
which serves as a memorial tribute to his late
wife Marianna. Brian Schlosser of the
Brussels Agricultural Society has one and
local organizations like the Huron Pioneer
Thresher and Hobby Association have gotten
in on the act.
These pieces of art just pop off the buildings
and really make for beautiful scenery
throughout Huron County.
Deb Falconer and the rest of the IPM
beautification committee wisely made the barn
quilt trail part of their mandate and that has no
doubt spurred residents on as well.
However, back to my conversation with
Bishop, the idea of a barn quilt is great ahead
of the IPM. The tens of thousands of people
travelling Huron County roads in the days
leading up to and during the match will see
these pieces and they will no doubt be
impressed.
Once the IPM is over, however, these pieces
of art, most of which are a testament to rural
life in Ontario, will remain as a lasting, artistic
legacy to the IPM. I hadn't thought of the
footprint they would leave behind, but it's a
great way to memorialize the event that is
bound to be a success.
By thinking outside the box and embracing
a non-traditional form of sprucing things up
around the farm, those organizing the 2017
IPM may have accomplished something that
no other match before it has and Huron
County residents and visitors alike stand to
benefit from that decision for years to come.