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Ifyou change it, make it better
Apologies to anyone who happened to
drop by The Citizen's Blyth office near
our deadline time in recent weeks and
had their ears assaulted by language we
wouldn't print in this newspaper. You see
we've been trying to get used to updated
versions of the computer programs we use to
put together each weekly edition.
Now you'd think the word "updated
should mean improvement, but not when it
comes to computer programs. While getting
used to our new computers has, for the most
part, been a breeze, adapting to the graphics
program has been frustrating to the point we
need to find a group discount for Valium.
What's more, our productivity has gone down.
Things are taking longer to do and the
possibility of making mistakes has increased
because of the changes that somebody no
doubt labelled "new and improved". Well new,
yes, but improved, no.
We've been using this program for 25 years
now. It was difficult to learn at first, but the
rewards were worth it. Once we got over
having to think about doing our jobs in a whole
different way, we were amazed at the magic of
the digital world — how something that took us
several minutes to accomplish pre -computer
could be accomplished in the click of a mouse
(and being Apple -computer-based, we used the
mouse long before anyone else). We could
instantly duplicate things. We could include
pictures in ads or photos in news articles
without having to go through a lengthy
mechanical process, especially once we
became the first people around using digital
cameras.
But as time went on we learned something:
version four of the program did not necessarily
improve on version three. In fact, it might have
taken a step back in the name of making
changes that made customers think they had to
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update their programs. They changed
something that was already pretty darned
good. It was a little like Miss Universe
thinking she needed plastic surgery.
So we'd hang onto the version of the
program we already had for as long as we
could. But in the computer game, they have
you over a barrel — especially if you do things
over the internet. You find that there are
updated versions of some useful online tools
that you can no longer use unless you update
your computer's operating system.
If you update the operating system, the older
programs on your computer no longer work so
you have to upgrade the programs.
And of course of you decide that it's getting
risky to keep operating your old -and -getting -
ancient, bought -in -2010 computers, you
have no choice but to upgrade everything.
So in January, usually as quiet a time as we
get around here, we made the switch and we
haven't had a day without frustration since —
especially under deadline pressure when you
need every seconds -saving short-cut you can
get and you find that a simple feature of the old
version is now no longer simple or time saving.
And often makes you scream in frustration at
whatever the thinking was of the programmer
who made the change.
While the specific program we use is one
that few of you would ever need to encounter,
I understand that what we're going through is
pretty common with other programs as well.
Someone also explained the trick computer
programs seem to have found of creating new
problems with one version of a program or
operating system which are then
fixed in the subsequent version, thereby
making it essential for you to buy two updated
versions.
Now I understand the quandary these
companies find themselves in. They've built a
company on the ingenuity of the program they
designed. It never wears out. If they created the
perfect program, then nobody needs to get a
new one and they have no revenue stream,
(hence the genius of companies like Adobe
that now rent the program through the "cloud"
meaning they have an ongoing income). So
they make changes that aren't improvements
just to make their old product obsolete.
Built-in obsolescence has been around for
years. Back in the 1950s and 1960s
the car companies used to completely change
the look of their cars each year so you felt you
needed to buy a new car. They don't do that
anymore but they've got a different way of
getting you. It can be impossible to get parts
from vehicles that aren't even 10 years old.
We had the same no -parts problem with our
photocopier and printer, meaning they were
also part of our re-equipping of our office
(sometimes a new printer won't work
with the operating system of an old computer).
I suppose I shouldn't be too self-righteous
about built-in obsolescence. We happen to be
in the business of selling something
that people want new every week. You're not
going to want to buy a newspaper that's a year
old.
Still, I wish computer programmers would
leave well enough alone. We, in turn, could
drop so many swear words from our
vocabulary.
Canada doesn't have a fentanyl problem
For weeks I've watched the developments
occurring in what I'm told is Canada's
fentanyl problem.
For those who don't know, fentanyl is an
synthetic opioid medication that is 50 to 100
times more potent than morphine. It's found
its ways into pills that resemble less powerful
drugs such as Oxycotin and Percocet, two
brands of painkillers, that are then sold on the
street.
It seems every other day there's another
story about someone overdosing on fentanyl
because they didn't know they were taking it
or they didn't know the potency of the drug. It
has lead to some people saying that Canada,
and specific cities within the country, have a
problem with fentanyl.
Let me be among the first to say that is not
true.
There may be people overdosing and, yes,
dying, as a result of taking fentanyl but these
people are putting themselves in harm's way
every day.
Fentanyl isn't found in pills that people
receive legally from their pharmacist (unless
it's prescribed).
Take, for example, a warning issued by
police and public health officials in Ottawa
last month after a brainstorming session on
how to prevent fentanyl deaths: "Obtaining
drugs from a non-medical source such as a
friend, ordering online, or a drug dealer is very
risky and potentially life-threatening as there
is no way to know what is actually in them or
how toxic they may be."
To me, that's an overly verbose way of
saying, if you don't get your drugs legally,
don't take them.
That's part of the problem that Canada has:
people are taking these illicit, potentially life -
destroying pills with little thought to the
consequences.
I'm not some drug teetotaller who is going
to say that every form of drug everywhere is
bad because I can't say that. I can say that I
haven't heard of anyone dying of a fentanyl
overdose because their pharmacist gave it to
them.
If these people, many of whom are children,
weren't taking these powerful opioids
recreationally, they wouldn't be putting
themselves in a situation where they could die
as a result of unknown drugs entering their
systems.
So what does Canada have? Canada seems
to have a problem with people not making
very bright decisions about what to put into
their body.
Things must be a little different from when
I was a kid, because the only drugs I
remember hearing about in high school, and a
bit beyond, was marijuana and some other,
more fringe drugs. There weren't, as far as I
knew, people raiding their parents' stash of
painkillers or uppers or downers to share with
their friends and enjoy a high.
The problem we have is that too many
people turn to drugs to solve their problems
instead of working through them.
I'm not going to say that people don't need
drugs. There are maladies and afflictions in
this world that require pills, possibly over a
short period or possibly every day. It seems to
me, however, that more and more people think
they have a problem and more and more pills
are being prescribed for them, making it easier
for teens to get a hold of them and sell to their
friends.
Maybe I lived in a bit of sheltered
community, growing up in Seaforth, or maybe
we're turning to too many drugs to solve our
problems.
I don't recall there being pills in my home
on a regular basis. Sure, a broken limb here or
a surgery there would undoubtedly result in
some higher -end painkillers being in my home
but I can't remember a desire to take them, let
alone to share them.
Every day problems, however, seem to be
resulting in pills being more prevalent.
Sore back? Better get on some kind of
painkiller regiment. Feeling a little blue?
Here's a pill to brighten your day. Trouble
paying attention? These will turn you into a
zombie capable of only doing exactly what
you're told.
As older generations turn to over-the-
counter pills to adjust everything from their
testosterone and estrogen to being grumpy in
the morning, these pills become more and
more available. As those pills become more
available, and get sold on the street, people are
inevitably going to find a way to counterfeit
them to make money. After that, you're going
to have death and destruction to deal with.
To me, the solution is pretty simple: stop the
prevalence of pills at its source. Try to deal
with your problems on your own terms instead
of turning to an apothecary first. The fewer
pills that are out there, the fewer children and
teens that will get their hands on them.
Canada doesn't have a fentanyl problem, we
have a problem with too many drugs being
available to people they aren't prescribed to.
Limit the number of pills and you limit the
number of times the news has to report on
someone overdosing and not living to see the
age of 30 because their friend bought some
pills from another friend.
The solution is pretty simple — take the pills
you need when you need them and lock up the
remaining pills and, if there are pills you don't
need, get rid of them.
Cheesy education
ith a future wife working in the
safety training world at Bruce
Power, I hear a lot of corporate
speak at home — terms that don't necessarily
translate into usefulness here at the offices of
The Citizen.
Every once in a while, however, out of that
corporate, best practices gobbledygook comes
a nugget of something worth remembering.
If you're not already familiar, allow me
introduce you to the Swiss Cheese model of
accident causation, created by two men at the
University of Manchester in England.
The idea behind the model is the stacking of
Swiss cheese slices with the concept that the
holes in a slice of Swiss cheese represent
individual system weaknesses. If the first slice
of cheese has, say, four holes, that represents
four potential weaknesses in that system. Slap
a second slice of cheese on top of that slice,
however, and its unique series of holes are
bound to cover up some of the holes
(weaknesses) in the first slice. Further failure
could be produced, however, if holes in both
slices happen to align. Put on another slice to
further prevent weaknesses and you have the
Swiss Cheese model of accident causation.
The idea is that if you layer enough slices of
cheese (barriers), you should have all your
bases covered and the potential for something
to fall through one of those holes (weaknesses)
is almost non-existant.
This is something we are currently wrestling
with here at The Citizen. With a crucial
member of staff currently on leave, other
members of the team are attempting to bring
their skills and knowledge (slices of cheese) to
the table to ensure nothing is falling through
those holes. To do this effectively, however,
requires teamwork — one of our strong suits.
On Sunday night, a system run by a
company that thought it had its Swiss cheese
holes all plugged up glaringly showed that
wasn't the case — not at all.
As everyone has no doubt heard by now, La
La Land, a musical starring Emma Stone and
Ryan Gosling, did not win best picture at the
89th Academy Awards. But, for about a minute
and a half, the filmmakers thought they had.
You see, presenters Warren Beatty and Faye
Dunaway were handed the wrong envelope on
their way out onto the stage. They were handed
an envelope containing a card proclaiming
Stone as the year's best actress for her work in
La La Land — an award handed out 10 minutes
earlier — rather than the card that said
Moonlight was the year's best picture.
How could this happen, when Stone is sitting
in her seat, Oscar in one hand and a card
heralding her win in the other? It can happen
because there were two identical suitcases
containing an identical set of results — a system
devised by the firm PricewaterhouseCoopers,
which handles the winning envelopes.
It's a wonder this hasn't happened before
with two identical sets of envelopes floating
around backstage — especially in a business
that thrives on James Bond -like suitcase swaps
and other similar schemes to engage viewers.
The same could be said for NFL quarterback
Tom Brady's ball -pressure scandal, referred to
as Deflategate, in which it was alleged that he
deflated balls to gain a competitive advantage.
Under the NFL's current system, each team
handles and prepares its own balls for the
game, leaving plenty of holes in the
aforementioned Swiss cheese slices through
which failure is possible.
No one is perfect, but enough people in the
same room who are pretty good at what they
do can create a perfect person in the aggregate.