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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1908-07-16, Page 8THE WINGHAM TIMES, . JULY 23, 1908 slave You Suspected Your Kidneys as the Cause of Your Trouble time of the session bap been worse than waded by the obstructive tactics of the opposition and has occasioned a large expenditure wholly useless. The opposition emerge, with no credit, but on the contrary with a shattered reputation in the eyes of the people. The course of obstruction has all along been fraught with real danger to the oonntry, and only by the greatest skill and patience has the Government been enabled to avert a crisis which would have precipitated great ill to Cauede.- Simooe Reformer. If you have. backache, 'welling of the feet .and anlage, frequent or suppressed urine, painful senestion when urinating, epeake floating before the eyes, great thirst, brick -dust deposit in the urine, or any- thing wrolig with the urinary organs, then your kidneys aro affected. It is Really not difficult to clue kidney trouble in its first etages. AD you have to do is give Domes Kinn Br PILLS a trial. ' They are the most effective remedy to be had for all kidney and urinary troubles. Mrs. Alfred LeBlanc, Black Cape, Quo., writes: --I feel it my duty to say a word about your Doan's Kidney Pi1L. I suf- fered dreadful pain across my back so had I could not stoop or bend. After having used two boxes I feel now most completely cured thanks to your pills. I highly recomnienrboan'e Kidney Pills. Price 50 cantle per box or 3 boxes for $1.25, at all dealers, or sent direct on receipt of price by The Doan Kidney Pill Co., Toronto, Ont. Sir William Unlock, from his exalted position on the Ontario Bench, has seen fit to denounce the press as so unreliable that he pays no attention to its oriti- oiems. We do not know that news- papers were in the habit of oritioizing Judges, but we may remind Sir Wil- liam and those who think with him, that if the press were as keel, after sen - endows as they pretend to believe, it might find opportunities for orittioiem in very high quarters. But the Canad- ian prase is not given to sensationalism. It is animated by a regard to the ineti- tutione of the country and to the amenities of civilized society. Sir William confines his remarks to press oritioieme-that is, to editorials. We venture to think that these, in point of decency and moderation, will compare very favorably with the editorials of the press of any other country in the world, and are far in advance, in !mimeos and the absence of personalities, of what they were in the good old days when Sir William was a boy. -Victoria Colonist. TO ADVERTISERS Notice of changes must be left at this office not later than Saturday noon. The copy for changes must be left not later than Monday evening. Casual advertisements accepted up to noon Wednesday of each week. ESTABLISHED 1872 THE 1 INfiIAM TIMES. B. B.ELLIOTT. PIIELI0HCR ANDPROPRIZTOP THURSDAY, JULY 23, 190$. NOTES AND COMMENTS International Newspaper Bible Study Course. Salient Points in the Lesson for Sunday, July 260, Given in a Series of Questions by Rev. Dr. Linscott. SAUL REJLCTED BY THE LORD -I. Sam. xv:13 28. (Read Chapters 13, 14 and 15.) Golden Text -The Lord our God will we serve, and his voice will we obey. Josh. xxiv:24. Verse 13 -What had God commanded Saul in the matter of the war with the Amelakites, and how had Saul dis- obeyed? (Verses 1-12) How can you justify God for com- manding this wholesale slaughter of men, women, children and ani- mals? (This question must be answered in writing by members of the club, but do not attempt the answer without thorough enquiry and investigation.) .Did Saul know that he was lying to Samuel? Ie a lie ever justifiable, or ever nec- essary, either from a human or Divine standpoint? May a person be guilty of continu- ous sin, lie to cover up his traoke, and succeed in deceiving himself that he le very pions? Verses 14, 15 -May a person, like Saul, be very religions and practice sin, with- out the "bleating of the sheep" being Ontario's grain and hay crop this year promisee to be one of the best in its history. When it is remembered that Ontario produces nearly as much aericnitural produce as all the other Provinces combined, this is an impor- tant feature of the present situation. In 1901, the average valve of farm pro- duce per acre ran from $2.71 in Manitoba, $415 in British Columbia, and $6 20 in P. E. Island, to $9.05 in Ontario. Therefore the crop situation in this Province has more bearing on general business conditions than most people are accustomed to think. Hon. Mr. Graham devoted some atten- tion to Mr. Borden's attack upon the Government beoanse of the building of the National Transcontinental Railway. He showed to a demonstration that the Opposition leader in presenting an estimate of the cost amounting to $250,- 000,000, was guilty of a most egregious political fabrication. Mr. Borden's figures were obtained by including such fictitious amounts as $11,000,000, $14,- 000,000, $39,000,000, etc., and there was no xeason whatever why he might not as easily have made the amount $500,000,- 000; As it was, however, his reoklese- nese rendered hie estimate ridiculous. - Hamilton News. CANADA'S CHIEFTAIN. Gad give him any credit? Why or why not? Ie a professed Christian who know- ingly breaks any of God's command• menta, any better than an ordinary sinner? Saye the Ottawa Free Press: Twelve years ago today (July 13) Sir Wilfrid Laurier and his cabinet were sworn in to take over the admieietraticn of this great country. What enormous devel- opment has taken place since July 13, 1896? Who oan appreciate the strain upon the statesman who has been at the helm of the ship of state daring the years that have elapsed. Yet with the weight of 67 Gammen, Sir Wilfrid is the most regular attendant at the ses- sions of the house of Com. mons. Day after day and night after night, he sits in his place, an active participator in the work of the 'nada- tare. Of the men who in the twelve years have held portfolios under Sir Wilfrid, eight have died and only six of the original cabinet remain. By sheer ability Sir Wilfrid Laurier has won the respect and love of the whole Canadian people, and he has naturally become recognized as one of the world's greatest men. TOWN DIRECTORY. BAPTIST OHIIRCH-Sabbath servlees at 11 a m and 7 p m. Sunday School at 2:30 �p m. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. H. Edgar Allen, pastor. B.Y.P.U. meets Monday evenings 8 p.m. Abner Oosene 8,8. Superintendent. M=THODIaT QSUBOH-Sabbath services at 11 am m and 7 p m. Sunday Soh Ml t 2:80 p m. Epworth League every on - day evening. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. W. G. Howson, pastor. F. Buchanan, S.S. Superintendent, PRxssrrnallN OHtlaog_Sabbath 'ser- vices at 11 a m and 7 p m. Sunday School at 2:30 p in. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. D. Perrie, pastor. Dr. A. J. Irvin, S.S. Superintendent. ST. PAIIL's CHURCH, EplscopAre -Sab- bath services at 11 a m and 7 p m. Sun- day School at 2:30 p m. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evening, Rev. T. S. Boyle, M.A., B.D., Reciter ; Ed. Nash, S. S. Superintendent ; Thoe. E. Robinson, assistant Superintendent. Verve 16 -Does God to -day ever give one person a revelation of another per• son's true character. Verse 17 -Does worldly advancement generally make good men better, and bad men worse, or what is its moral and spiritual tendency? Verses 18, 19 -What was Sanl's real motive in disobeying God? Is "graft," that is a man enriching himself from a public position, ever right? Verses 20, 21-Whioh is the guiltier, to do a bad thing, or to put it off on some other person when it is done? Verses 22, 28 -How does God value prayers or worship, of one who is liv- ing in known sin? Does secret sin in a man's life, have any effect on the saooeee of his bud - nese profession? Verses 24 28 -Was Saul sorry be- cauee he had sinued,or because he had been found out and was suffering the painful results? heard by his neighbors? It a man quits sinning and turns to Ie a professed Cheistian generally God, because his sin is hurting him, rated at hie true moral worth by his will God accept him? fellows? Lesson for Sunday Aug. 2nd, 1908 - If a man keeps a part of God's oom- David Anointed in Bethlehem. I Sam. mandments and breaks the rest, does xvi:1.13. . CREWE ON CANADA. CONDITIONS AND PRIZES. Persona may join the club at any time during the year, but must, of course, answer the 62 queetion0 here- inafter explained, to qualify for the prises, it is, however, desirable that the question,' are answered as the lessons are studied. The International Newepaper Bible Study Club is for the purpose of pro- moting, in an unfettered way among the masses, a wider study of the Bible, the basal truths of Christianity, and the problems which enter into every man's lite. It is composed of all those who join a Local Club, and take up the simple course herein outlined, barring only ordained clergymen. We have the sympathetic co-operation of the latter, but it is not considered fair to have them compete for the prises. Sunday school teachers, Bible class soholare, and church -goers generally, may belong to this Newspaper Club, also non- ohurehgoere, of all shades of opinion. All such who have not joined are warmly invited to do so and to oompete for the prize.. The TIMES has secured the right to publish the International Sunday School Leeson questions by Rev. Dr, Linseed, which have .aroused so much interest elsewhere, and they will appear weekly. One of these questions each week is to be answered in writing, and upon these answers the prizes are to be awarded. The Teems is authorized to form a Looal Newspaper Bible Study Club for its readers, and guarantees to all who join and fulfil the condition's, that everything herein promised shall be faithfully carried out. (London Standard.) The Secretary for the Colonies, the Earle of Crewe, was the principal guest at the dinner of the Canada Club, held at the Prince's Restaurant, Piccadilly. Lord Strathcona, who occupied the chair as the president of the club, in proposing "The Dominion of Can- ada and Hie Excellency the Governor- General," said that he hoped that the new Colonial Secretary would do his utmost to bring the different parte of the Empire together. He hoped that it would not be long before South Africa and the West Indies would follow the example of Canada and Aus- tralia in the matter of federation. The Earl of Crewe in response to the toast spoke of Lord Grey's unconquer- able enthusiasm for his work, and of his charming personality, which had made him beloved of all. Continuing, he said that although Canada was about to celebrate her 300th birthday -which was no long period in the life of a great nation -yet in those 300 years she had gone through those experiences which go to make the life of a great nation. She had known racial conflicts, but had also known what it was to sink racial animosities in meeting a common invader. She had turned a wilderness into a smiling land of • agriculture, industry and commerce, She had de- veloped a great railway system, and stood in tha forefront of she civilization of the world. It only remained for her to develop a literature and an art worthy of her other activities, and she would take a place aide by side with the greatest nations in the world. It would be unbecoming to omit to place on record the gratitude of the Colonial Office, as representative of Whioh he was speaking, for the serviees Lord Strathcona had rendered to the Empire and his own country ae High Commissioner. In conclusion, he 'said that he sin- cerely hoped that such questions as might be outstanding between the Do• minion and the United States might be settled in a friendly spirit by the joint work of each men as Sir Wilfrid Laurier and Mr. Bryne, who had a peculiar aptitude for bringing toget- her the different Engli.h-.peaking rae. From time to time the press dismiss- es the question as to why men do not attend church. Evidently The Globe has reached a conclusion as to one of the reasons, Baying: "In Canada the sensible habit prevails of ladies remov- ing their hate in the theatres and eon. cart halls. Bat there ie no relief in the churches. The present Beason has been particularly trying on churchgoers'. The prevalent 'style of feminine head- gear has done much to destroy the churchgoing habit in the average man. Even a six-footer, if seated behind an ordinary specimen, has no chance of seeing the preacher. The wail of the Psalmist, 'Oat of the depth to thee I cry', takes on a new neaning under inch conditions" The end of the present parliament- ary session is now fairly in sight, after a term of nearly eight months of unremitting labor of the most arduous nature on the part of the members of the Government, whose endurance has shown remarkable staying powers. More than half the Whooping Cough IYTABLII<HZD 11172 THE WINfiuAho TIMES. Is PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY MORNING -LT- The Times (Mee, Beaver Block WINGHAM, ONTARIO, Unite Or Q31BsORIPTIOY-el.110 per annrtm in advance, 81,6015 not so paid. No paper discon- tinued till all arrears are paid, except at the option of the publisher. ADVERTISING, Rams. - Legal slid other casual advertisements loo per Nonpartellin0 for asst insertion, 80 per line for each subsequent insertion. Advertisements In looal columns are charged 10 eta. per line for asst insertion, and ti cents per line for each subsequent insertion. SALVATION Anrir-Service at 7 and 11 a m and 8 and 7 p m on Sunday, and every evening during the week at 8 o'olook at the barracks. POST Owlets -Office hours from 8a m to 6:80 p m. Open to box holders from 7 a m. to 9 p m. P. Fisher, postmaster. PUBLIC LIBRARY -Library and free reading room in the Town Hall, will be open every afternoon •-from 2 to 6:80 o'clock, and every evening from 7 to 9:30 o'olook. Mise Ethel Elliott, librarian. side only. No answer most exceed two hundred words in length and may be less. It will be a convenience if students will write their answers on letter paper, about inches by 11 inches. 4. Each answer must have the name and address of the writer at the bottom of the answer, so it can be identified, given a number, registered, and then the name out off so the examiner may know it by number only. 5, Students should be careful to un- derstand the question before 'newer- ing. To do this, the lesson text mnet be read and especially the verse or verses, upon which the tquestion is based. 6. The antwere from this Local Club meet be delivered to this office, and they will be collated at the close of the content, and forwarded to head- quarters for independent examination by' competent examiners. The prizes will then be awarded a000rding to the highest number of mark., won by members of The International News- paper Bible Study Club, and prizes which may be awarded to members of this Local Club will be given out from this office, Advertisements of Strayed, Forme for Elate weeks, nda25 centsmfor 8eaohsub quenthin- sertion. CONTRA0T RLTtiB-The following table shows our rates for the insertion of advertisements for specified periods: sPA01. 1 !a. a go. 0 MO. lxo OneColmmn $70.00 140.00 822.60 88.00 Half Column........ - 40.00 25.00 15.00 6.00 QuarterColmmn . _ _ 80.00 12.50 7.60 8.00 One Inch - 5.(1) 8.00 , 2.00 1.26 Advertisements without 'wino directions will be inserted till forbid and charged a000rd- iagl. Transient advertieemsnts mast be paid for in advance. THE Jon DIPLRTMIINT 1* stocked- with an extensive assortment of all requisites for print- ing, affording IsetUties not equalled In the conntytor turning out first class work. Large type and appropriate outs for alletylee of Poet - ere, Hand Bine, etc., and the latest styles of choice fanoy type for the finer olessee of print ing. H. B. ELLIOTT Proprietor and Publisher Town OouNoxt-W. Holmes „ Mayor ; Dr. A. J. Irwin, Reeve; David Bell, Thos, Gregory, D. E. McDonald Wm . Nioholson,Geo. Spotton, Geo. 0. Hanna, Oounoillora; J. B. Ferguson, Clerk and Treasurer; Anson Dulmage, Assessor. Board meets first Monday evening in each month at 8 o'olook. HIGH SCHOOL BOARD.- John Wilson, (chairman) Dr. J. P. Kennedy, Dr. P. Macdonald, Dr. R. 0. Redmond, J. A. Morton, 0. P. Smith, W. F. VanStone. Dudley Holmes, secretary.. A. Oosens, treasurer. Board meets second Monday evening in each month. t---•--�-- Humor an Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITE w KENNEDY, M. D., M.O.P. S. O. el•P • Member of the British MedicalAssoofa- tion. Gold Medallist in Medicine. Special attention paid to diseases of Woman and vhild; ren. Office home -1 to 4 p. m.; 7 to 0 p. m. PUBLIC SCHOOL BOARD. - T. Hall, (chairman), B Jenkins,H. E. Isard,A.E. Lloyd,i3. Kerr, Wm. Moore,Alex. Ross, 0. N. Griffin. Seoretary, John F. Grovee; Treasurer, J. B. Ferguson. Meetings seoond Tuesday eveningin each month. Mon Sonoot TEACHERS -J. A. Tay- lor, B.A., principal; J, C. Smith, B.A., olassical master; J. G. Workman, B.A., mathematical master ; Miss Helena Dadaon, B.A., teacher of English and Moderne. RELIEVED AND CURED The cough comes in paroxysms of short, rapid efforts to clear the air passages. The face becomes red, the eyes swollen, the body bending forward, and when the breadth be - conies exhausted there is a deep loud drawing in of breath -the whoop. The greatest care must be taken in order to - prevent congestion of the lungs or pneumonia. Fresh air and nutritious diet are important, and the use of Dr. Chase's Syrup of Linseed and Turpentine affords almost immediate relief from the hard coughing. By the continuation of this treat- ment thorough cure will be brought about and the risk al complications avoided. 25 cents a bottle, at all dealers or Edmanson, Bates & Co., Toronto. Mrs. Henry M. Edwards, Allen Park, There are 1,085 oo•operative daisies Ont., writes with 158,170 members, and a eo.oper• !Words cannot express my thankfulness ative egg exporting society' with 694 O, Dr. Chase's Syrup of lanced and Tur. local oentree in Denmark. The bneinees patine ae a care for whooprng nottul�. My k treat- {nintiaoted by these co operative ecu. weft relief ad " and t oerna is enormous. DR. MACDONALD, Centre Street Wingham, PUBLIC Sonoor TS/MMES.-A. H. Musgroye, Principal, Mise Brook, Miss Reynolds, Miss Farquharson, Mies Wilson, Miss Cummings, and Miss Fraser. BOARD or HnALTH-•Thos. Bell, (ohairman), R. Porter, Thomas Greg- ory, John Wilson, V.S., J. B. Flerguson, Secretary; Dr. J. R Macdonald, Medical Health Officer. THE PRIZES. First Series -A gold medal to each of the first five oonteetante. Second Series -A silver medal to each of the next five contestants. Third Series -A Teacher's Bible, price $5.50, to each of the next five •contestant.. Fourth Series -The book "The Heart of Christiaaity," price $1.50, to each of CONDITIONS OF THE CONTEST. 1 the next thirty-five oonteetante. 1. Eaoh contestant, or his or her family, must be a subscriber to this paper during the continuance of the contest, in order to qualify for mem- bership in the International News- paper Bible Study Club and this Local C1u1. 2. Each contestant in this Local Club must sumer each of the written questions, for 52 consecutive weeks, commenoing for Sunday, July 26th and the answers mud all be in the poeeee- sion of this paper within two weeks of the olose of this period, which allows two week,' grace after the olose of the contest: 3. Each question must be answered separately, and the paper written on one Fifth series -A developed mind, an expanded imagination, a richer exper- ience and a more profound knowledge of the Bible and of life, to all who take this course whether winning any other prize or not. Each medal will be enitably engraved, giving the name of the winner, and for what it is awarded, and in like manner each Bible and book will be inscribed. All who can write, and have ideas, are urged to take up these etndies re- gardless of the degree of their educa- tion, as the papers are not .valued from an eduoational or literary standpoint, but from the point of view of the oog- enoy of their reasoned ideas. PERT PARAGRAPHS. Doctors always agree upon two things -consultation fees and. the im- mediate need they have for the money. A thing that is too self evident often deceives people into thinking that it its extremely difficult and complex. Ontario. DR. AGNEW, Phyetotan, .Surgeon, ata. Offioe-Macdonald Block, over W.MoKtbbon's Drug Store. Night call answered at the office. WE WANT DR. ROBT. 0. RBDMOND, M. R. C. S. (Eng) L. B. 0. P. London. PHYSICIAN and SURGBON. Office, With Dr. Chisholm. ARELIABLE LOCAL SALESMAN 25 Cents for Wingham and adjoining country 80 represent "Canada's Greatest Nurseries" VANSTONS, .1.11 • SARRISTSR, SOLICITOR, BTO Private and Company -funds to loan at lowest rate of interest. mortgages, town and farm property bought and sold. Office, Beaver Blook, Wingham Largest list of commercial and do- mestic fruits -large and small; orna- mentals, and shade trees; flowering shrubs, vines, roses, fine seed potatoes one of our specialties, Stock that is hardy comes from us. A permanent situation for the right man, for whom the territory will be re- served. Pay weekly. Free Equipment. Write for particulars. J A. MORTON, • BARRISTSB, iso. Wingham, Ont. STONE & WELLINGTON • Foothill Nurseries (850 acres TORONTO, „ Marriage is a great dev'eloper of a taste for the plain, ordi- nary things of life and of the inexpensive manner of lin. ing. - •1. The more clad* ly in love tt man is in his youth the mord completely he forgets It in kin prime. Women who support their husbands are undoubtedly fond of animals. Wheu women take to staying out all night maybe men will have to stay lie for safety. It may be rather hard on your 'feet, hags to be held up as a horrible exam- pie, but it is nothing to the strain of having to live up to the reputation of being a shining example. Any man is easily flattered when you discover the brand of dope that fits his case. 4 E. L. DIoanreON Dunoar Borates CANADA. will pay for the TIMES to any address in Canada from now until Januar1st, 1 0.-... DICKINSON & HOMES BARRISTERS, - SOLICITORS, Ste. MONEY TO Loam. Merton: Meyer Block, Wingham. ARTHUR J. IRW1N, D. D. S., L. D. S. Doctor of DentalSnrgery of the Pennsylvania Dental College and Licentiate of the Royal College of Dental Surgeons of Ontario. Office in Macdonald Block, Wingham. Synopsis of Canadian Northwest Homestead Regulations. W. J. PRICE, B. S. A., L. D. S., D. S. Licentiate of the Royal College of Dental surgeons of Ontario, and Graduate of Uni- versity of Toronto. Office : Beaver Block. ANY even numbered section of Dominion Lands in Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta, excepting 8 and 20, not reserved, may be hornestead^d by any person who is the sole head of a family, or any male over 18 year. of age, to the extent of one-quarter section of 100 acres, more or less '+ Application for entry must be made in per- son by the applicant at a Dominion Lands Agency or Subagency for the district in which the land is situate, Entry by proxy may, how- ever, be made at au Agency on certain condi- tions by his father, mother, son, daughter, brother der. he omesteader is rintendingiohperform the homestead duties under one of the following plans: (1) At least six months' residence upon and cultivation of the land in each year for three years. (2) A homesteader may, if he so desires, perform the required residence duties by living on forming land owned solely by him, not lees than eighty (80) acres in extent, in the vicinity of his homestead. Joint ownership in land will not meet this requirement. (3) If the father (or mother, if the father 4s deceased) of the homesteader has permanent residence on farming land owned solely by him, not less than eighty (80) acres in extent, in the vicinity of the homestead, or upon a homestead entered for by him in the vicinity, such homesteader may perform hit. own resi- dence duties by living with the father (or mother.) (4) The term ie "vicinity" as meaning no ot mo e ing paragraphs than nine milestn a direct line, exclusive of the width of road allowances crossed in the measurement. (5) A homesteader intending to perform his residence duties in accordance with the above while living with parents or on farming lend owned by himself must notify the Agent for the district of such intention. Six months' notice in Writing must Abe given to the Commissioner of Dominion Lands at Ottawa of intention to apply foatent, W. CORY, , Wingham, Ont. ALEX. KELLY, LICENSED AUCTIONEER For the County of Huron. 'Sales of an kinds conducted at reasonable rates. Orders left at the TIMES ofaoe will receive prompt attention. Wingham General Hospital (Under Government inspection) Pleasantly situated. Beautiful fur- nished. Open to all regularly licensed physicians. RATES FOR PATIENTS - (which include board and nursing), $3.50 to $15.00 per week a000rding to location of room, <. For further information, address Deputy of the Minister of the Interior. N.B.- Vnanthorized publication of this ad, vertieement will Sot be paid for, MIss J. E. WELSH, Superintendent, Box 223, Wingham Ont. RAILWAY TIME TABLES. GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY SYSTEM. TRAINS LEAVE WOR London 6.40 a.m.... 8.80p.m. Toronto & Bast 11.03 a.m0.48 a.m.- - 2.40p.m. Kincardine..11.57 a.m... 2.08 p -m.-.- 0.16p.m. ARRIVE rnOY Kincardine - -6.40 a.m.-11.00 a.m.. -. 2.40 p.m. London.......--........, 11.64 a.m.._ 7.86 p.m. Palmerston .............. 10.80 a.m. Toronto & Bast 2.08 p.m.. - 9.15 p.m. L. HAROLD, Agent, Wingham. CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY. TaAINs LEAVE von Toronto and East...-6.55 a.m.. -. 8.32 p.m. Teeswater -..- 1.10 p.m....10.08 p.m. ARRIVE WROM Teeswater 655 a.m... 2.39 p.m, Toronto HIBBeat ELMS% Agent Wingham. p.m. Great Expectations. When spring comes gayly down the pike With blossoms In her hair And with a smile. much like the ones Flirtatious ladies wear, The man who has been closely housed In dull, confining toil Longs for a patch of ground where he May wrestle with the soil. He wants to have a bed of peas And eke a lettuce patch, He wants to get a flock of fowls And set some eggs to hatch, He wants to peel his coat and vest And do things with the hoe To show his wide eyed city friends How he can make things grow. The blood is stirring In his veins Like sap in lordly trees. For hint..no more a wasted life Of soft and useless ease. Ho hears the call of Mother Earth, A call to earnest deeds, And so he sends for catalogues Of flower and garden seeds. It doesn't hurt him very much,. Or any, as a rule. The fever lasts a day or two, • And then his blood gets cool. But while he's underneath the spell,, Perhaps a day or so, !' l Ito rather takes the thing to heart And really thinks he'll go. Easily Identified. It was the first time Judkins had been away from home since he was married, and naturally he was anxious to know how lovey dovey stood the strain of his absence, so he made her promise before leaving to telegraph every day. Mrs. Judkins wasn't used to sending telegrams. To her writing a dispatch was about as impressive and formal as making a will. She was much flus- trated when she went into the office and called for a blank. However, she got through It some way and paid the fee. It is the custom in hotels as soon as a telegram arrives to send the porter through the office and restaurant and barber shop calling the name of the person to whom it is sent. Loungers round the office, diners and others were much amused to hear the strong voiced youth proceeding from room to room calling, "Telegram for Dear Bobl"• • 00 YEARS' ' EXPERIENCE ATENTS' TOADE MARKR Drslons i Corrntat(Ts &O. 1lnyene sending a sketch and description may 601c017 ascertain our opinion -wether an invention Sleeprobably patentee •-m ansae. Dons 010511 ateeaanial for a p?' . .nein remits taken through MUM 1s ON MOM pedal notice. without Celina in 1*e hulk illtiltrl l hhestdsossely uluttrated weekly. Mat Nr- ' CaltatION of okay selentieo ioaraat T for raAa, a• reer.poscost m. .me,17 � is >r etw'a'M11 • When He Skips. "Do you think: man will ever learn to fly?" "Write him a note saying 'All is dis- covered' and see." • An Opportunity. "Hard times In Europe, I hear." "There will probably be a rush tiff Americans ovtir there then." "For the sake of the hard timesV' "Well, because of them." "Explain." "Bargains in dukes and princelings." At Close Range. The Japanese perhaps have made Dash statements in their heat, But prudent yellow men will not Make faces at our fleet. &trainee Tongues. "He has a remarkable aptitude for modern languages." "Ind edl" "Yes; he learned to talk automobfts and golf both in one season." In Their Line. ".What are you readinglo PA story for farinerbl' .'Oh, a cereal story." 'Orr ' "1 Possible Escape. ;IC Tran ibilet tither etnk or kavfaeir "• d0 'gays'gaysan old Naport , .f, T7nlese he his an atrahlp , t ., ,PC sdimPalag.tt eoc. rS. ft 1