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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1908-05-21, Page 2THE WINGHAM TIMES, MAY ;1, 19Oi1 Large or small sums may be deposited or withdrawn as desired. WINCHAM BRANCH O. P. SMITH, AGENT. TH CANADIAN BANK OF OMM C IIEAD OFFICE, TORONTO B. E. WALKER, President ALEX. LAIRD, General Manager ESTABLISHED 1807 Paid-up Capital, $10,000,000 Reserve Fund, - 5,000,000 A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS TRANSACTED AT ALL BRANCHES a • -RAFTS AND MONEY ORDERS sold, and money transferred by telegraph or letter. COLLECTIONS made in all parts ,of Canada and in foreign countries. FOREIGN, BUSINESS. Cheques and drafts on the United States, Great Britain and other foreign countries bought and sold. 113 WINGHAM BRANCH A. E. SMITH, b1AN.AGaR. DOMUflON BANK HEAD OFFICE : TORONTO. Capita.( paid hp, $3,848,000 Reserve Fund and Undivided profits $5,068,000 Total Assets, o'ier 48,000,000 WINCHAM 'BRANCH. Farmers' Notes discounted. Draft° sold on all points in Canada, the United States and Europe. SAVINGS DEPARTMENT -Interest allowed on deFosite of $1 and upwards, and added to principal quarterly -end of March, June, September and Decem- ber each scar. D. T. HEPBURN, Manager R. Vanstone, Solicitor. FARMERS' and anyone having live stook or other articles they wish to dispose of, should adver- tise the same for sale in the TJMYa. Our large circulation toile and it will bestrange indeed • hatdo not you gg will sell because you may ask mor e your thearticleto then Trams and try worth. Send s plan of disposing of your stook and other articles. OUTSIDE ADVERTISING IN THE MORNING EARLY. MASTQDON% Why Their acmes Are (round Near Salt ar Sulphur Springs. „Wherever you find salt or sulphur springs," says a gentleman connected with the United States geological sur. vey, "you may expect to lied the bones et mastodons end other huge creatures that have now become extinct. Many persons suppose that the presence of these bones in great numbers' indicates that the animals bad a sort of coronion c•enletery, like the llamas of Chile, which when they felt death coming on always made for the nearest stream or pond and, if they could get there, died in the water. "That, however, is likely only a su- perstition. The mastodon bones In a salt or sulphur marsh indicates that the animals went there to di1lult the water and occasionally one gots mired and was suffocated. The great nutn- hors of the bones do not prove that a whole herd of mastodons was drowned at once, but that one being mired ev- ery year or so during several centuries would in time cause a great accumula- tion of bones. Missouri has a bone marsh at Sulphur Springs; there is a great mine of thorn at the Salt Springs in Kentucky ant" at several places in Ohio and Indiana where there are saline springs. A great spring in Fier - Ida. one of the four or five huge out- lets which are grouped under the name of Silver Spring, Is called "the bone yard" because the bottom and sides are masses of mastodon bones." (The Ishan, in Hamilton Herald ) Early in the morning the little kid wakes up - The little hid we love so. well -he etnm. blas to the cup, And drinks his little drink, and trample on the pup. The pup wakes np bis mother, and ebe scolds the little kid; - He hasn't any mcmczy, and won't do as he's bid; He climbs back iute bed -used my ankle for a skid. He toys with man -ma's rirglete-be dares, for he is hese- He fumbles with the curls that on the einem- toes; He wakes her from her Bleep, and makes bis mother cross. Oh, early in the morning his mother will awake. To make a nigger of herself for that stout young one's sake; He takes most all her time, and he also takes the cake. His mother's canning peaches, and busy making jam; I'll get none of it, for she'll feed it to our lamb, And am I satisfied with that? You bet your life 1 am His mother says that both of us of reason are bereft, And that we'll surely spoil a boy of just about his heft, But I'll refuse him nothing while I've a nickel left. Orders for the insertion of advertietmente such as teachers wanted, business chance„ mechanics wanted, articles for sale, or in fact any kind of an advt. in any of the Toronto or other oity papers, may be left atthe Vlore read will savhia e peoplork e the trouble of tremittinngg for and forwarding advertisements, Lowest ortsendyour be word k of this kind to the TIMES OFFICE. Wimithain • IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE IN THE TIMES In spite of all the warnings that may be said or sung, In spite of shakings of the head, or any warning tongue, The little kiddie that I love shall go it while he's young. - CARTERS ITTLE IVER PILLS. UR Melt Headache and relieve all tho troubles Incl. dent to a bilious state of tho system, such as Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsines Distress atter eating, Pain in the Side, &c. While their moat remarkable success has been shown in curing A WAR OF MAPS. Bolivia Wiped Out England and the British Isles. "Bolivia Is the only country that ever wiped England off the map," said Frank Roberson. "It came about this way: The British ambassador several years ago gave a dinner for the official' and social circle people of Bolivia. "When they arrived at the embassy they found that he was not married to the woman seated at the bend of the table, and they left. In the name of his government he demanded an neol- ogy, whereupon the gov'eruineut gore him twenty-four hours to get out of the country. "inasmuch as little Bolivia is way oft the orenn and practically lost in the eternal mouut.aius Great Britain could not by guns get the retraction that she wanted, but her mnpmak- ers got revenge by issuing maps whol- ly eiiiniunting Bolivia. "Finally this information reached Bo- livia, whereupon with u stroke of the pen new maps were ordered for the Bo- livian government and the Bolivian schools. They showeu more ocean than any other maps ever printed. The British isles had been sunk into the sea. And so far as the people and school children of Bolivia are concern- ed there is no Great Britain.' SIC eegnntyhva alein�Co stipation curing and pre. venting this annoyingcomplaint, while they also correct all disorderso tho stomach, attmn.atethe liver and regulate the bowels. Even if theyonly HEA Ache they would be aim fe�anstpectic esto those who suffer from this distressing complaint; butfortu- nately it oodnees docsnote ndherand those who once try them will fled these little pals valu- able in so many ways that v.ill not be wa- ling to do without them. But after all plck head ACHE 'Ts rho Mane of so many lives that here IB where we make our great boast. Our pills cureit while others do not. Carter's Little) Litter Pills are very small and very easy totake. One or two pillsmake adose. They are strictly vegetable and do not pipeor pew, but by their gentle action please all who WO CAST: Meows 00.. 0r0W TD#X. kilos Psycbine Missionaries A friend of Dr. Slocum Remedies writes: "Send a bottle of ksychine to Mrs. W... They have a daughter in decline, and I believe it would holp her. I have mentioned your remedies to the family, and also cited some of the miraculous aures accom- plished inside the last 18 years, of which 1 have knowledge." T. G. IRWIN, Little Britain, Ont. Run down conditions from lung, stom- ach or other constitutional trouble cur- ed by Paychtino. At all druggists, 50e and $1.00, or Dr. T. A. Slocum, Ltd., Toronto CANADA. Hail to the. Great Dominion, Her fag in pplandor flies Upon the wind's wild pinion 'Neath blue Canadian ekies; And when the breezes hear it Aloft on tower or flood, It wakes the kingly spirit It stirs our Viking blood. The fathers of onr nation Save builded sure and strong On broad and deep foundations Of valor, truth and song; They oame while yet 'twits morning, They throned the true and best And bonds and barriers seeming, They dared the dauntless West. Onr might shall melt the mountains, Onr commerce gird the eeae, Our forests. fields and fountains Give music to the breeze, Here Scotland's purple thistle With England's tree shall atancl, The fienr•de lis sba11 listen To the harp of Ireland., Never may blight of bat 'le Or thundering steel•tiirt host, Sword -clang or war• drum's rattle Disturb our pesoeful coast, The bulwarks of our own land God and the right shall be Onr Canada the homeland Of power and liberty. Build. then a flaming altar And with rte sacred fire Of love and praise exalt her, The Land of our desire. Oh happy consummation, Oh destiny sublime, To be a righteous nation, The standard for all time. -Albert D Watson, 10 Euclid Ave., Toronto, Why He "Let 'Em Grow." "Yes, I've given up shaving," he told his friends. "1 never could shave my- self, and the last time I was operated on i was in such a blue funk that 1 shudder to think of it. The barber had n musical ear, and he lathered me to the trine of 'The Blind Boy,' which was being ground out by a barrel organ close by. Slow certainly, but nothing to complain about. By the time the scraping process had commenced the tune had changed to the liveliest Of jigs, and the musical shaver seemed to be enjoying himself hugely as he did his best to keep time. I was afraid to take a breath for fear it would be my last. 'Then the organ stopped, but only for a second, and when 1- beard the strains of 'Stop Your Ticklbh, Jock,' 1 vowed that rather than run the risk of being finished off in a barber's chair by a musical maniac I would let 'ern grow for the future and chance the crop." -Modern Society. His Parting Shot. . The late Catholic bishop Raphoe, Ire- land, used often to tell this story with nincli enjoyment. "I was suddenly call- ed," he said, "frons my home to see an unfortunate sailor who had been cast ashore from a wreck and was lying speechless on the ground; but not quite dead. 'The life's in hhn still, your reverence -he stirred a little,' so 1 stooped dovfu and said to him. 'My poor man, you're nearly gone, but just try to say one little word or make one little sign to show that you are dyin in the true faith: So he opened one of hitt eyes just a wee bit, and he said, 'Bloody end to the popes' and so died." Every Bird a Weathercock. "Where's the wind?" scoffed the sail, or. "Why, look at the birds. They'll tell you. Don't you know that every, bird's a weathercock? Stop moistenin' your finger and hotdin' it up," he went on in a tone of disgust. "The practice ain't hardly cleanly. Look at the birds is all you got to do, for every bird sets with its head always straight at the wind. Every live bird in a tree is all reliable a weathercock as them dead birds on the spires." A Bit Different. Towne -There's one thing about my wife -she makes up her Mind If she can't afford a thing that aIle doesn't need It. Browne• -Something like mi wife, only she buys it first and malted up her mind afterward. Possibly. Possibly ,the fact that the optimist sees the doughnut and the pessitelst the hole is due to the further fact that the optimist has mostly doughnuts and the pessimist mostly hole: -•Peek. Ambition Is like love -impatient both of delays and rivals.-henitanm. SUCCESS, BY A FAILURE. [Pall Mall Gazette 1 When you are -Nobody, And live afar In garret happily Beneath some star, How great you plan to be, What things you'll dare, When yon are Somebody, And hava-no care! Bow sweet it seems, How sweet, eh, ycs t The golden dream Men call success! When you are Somebody, And all you meet Bow down in flattery Beneath your feet; What of the friends you knew, Who saw yon climb - Are they still true to yon, As in past time? Ah 1 well a -day 1 For who could guess The price you pay To win success? But when 'tis yours at last, You'd give your gold • To live again the past, The days of old; The days yon laved so well, When friends were few, When, though yon failed and fell, Your friends were true. Ah! well a -day 1 For wko could geese The price you pay To win success? The flattering ring, The false caress, And that's the thing Men °all emcees! Tumor. tea Philosophy By DUNCAN I4..SMi'tll SPRING BREEZES. Blow. winds of March! It is your- trade, So I have naught to Nay. freely give you my consent, You'd do it anyway, Pile up the rubbish in the yard, Set all the shrubs askew And tear the shingles from the barn That you may whistle through. Yank down the washing from the line And send It through the air. The laundry lass can follow UP If it goes on a tear. Send plug hate flying down the street Or roll them in the ditch, That men, both fat and dignified, The language may enrich. Try to restrain your merry mood When ladies walk along, Should you their shapely ankles show That Would be very wrong. But to the husky grocer boy No tender mercies allow, Get busy, winds! it is your trade To blow and blow and blow... Quite So. "He is the busiest man in town." "I have noticed it. What is his buss. nesse" "Everybody's." "What do you mean?" "What I say. He runs the universe." "On a salary?" "No; gratis." "How does he make his living?" !'Oh, he's married." Couldn't Take Chances. ONLY A Common Cold .BUT IT BECOMES A SERIOUS MATTER IF NEGLECTED. PNEUMONIA. BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, CATARRH or CON- SVMPTION IS THE RESULT. Get rid of it at once by taking ' I see you are not eating any onions, Bill." "Not tonight." a "I thought you liked them." • "I do, but this is leap year." - ,.f.. - I. The Modern Novel. 1 A little smile, A•,./ ) a '•, MM1 A little sigh, ,, f lj'; little flirting q ' r On the sty, r . A little laugh, .A little glance, A great big Ile, .A small romance, .A little ride, A little lark, 1 A little plotting In the dark. An angry wife, A husband mad, • A Ilttle going To the bad. .A million dollars Set things right, And all the rest Is out of sight. - -' She Knew. "He has written the most popular book of the year." "When was it published?" "Oh, it hasn't come out yet." "Then how does be know?" "He has talked about it with the young lady he is going to marry." Prudent. Be kind to all you chance to touch In crowded street or field or lane, For you can gamble overmuch You'll want to retouch not in vain. Reason Enough. "Did you meet Blinks coming down the street?" "If I did 1 didn't recogulze him." "That's so; he has lost his mouey." PERT PARAGRAPHS. GRAPHS. Wheu a man's wife is nwny he plods hopelessly through the chaos that he bad erstwhile called Heine and wonders how he ever could have imagined that he was boss of the job. Being a wid- ow keeps some women so busy that they don't have time to think of remar- rying. The hand that darns the stock- ing is the hand that keeps ex- penses down. Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup Obstinate coughs yield to its grateful soothing action, and in the racking, per- sistent cough, often presentin Consumptive eases, it gives prompt and sure relief. In Asthmas and Bronchitis it is a successful remedy, rendering breathing easy and re- t eahing *leap,enabling the nd often effecting erer to enjoy per- manent cure. We do not claim that it will mire Con- sumption in the advanced stages, but if taken in time it will prevent it reaching that g sta a and will give the greatest relief to the poor sufferfrom this terrible malady. Be careful when purchasing to Bee that wort get the genuine i)r. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup. Put up in a yellow wrapper, three pine treesthe trate stark. Mr. Wm. 0. Jenkins, Spring Lake, Acts., writes: "I had a very bad cold eettlecl on my langs. I bought two bottles el Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup but it wails required one to cure roe. I have mover met with any other medicine as goal." Brice 23 eta., at all dealers. 3 ...ee i eseee ::"w;e a est,. ,?'+. .R,'. ,t Where haak ng. is Respectable A Draft ,f Armee dome, with no other asalatanca to po'r.r1ese to onereoaee the dust nuisance In shaking tens. Only surplue dust rises If Itself aloes the fire, Pratt bulk descends into ash -pit, and poise lap'tt- rnatc outJat !s thers(n proc/dsd, dust will escape througk ash -door elite and into operator's fags. in "Sunshine" Furnace the legitimate dust outlet is pro- vided. It's a great big dust - pipe running straight from ash -pit to dome, thence to chimney. When big pipe damper is opened, all dust in ash -pit ascends to dome; .then, when direct drafts are opened, all dust passes up chimney, chimney, to open air. 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