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The, -Craze which ttacks Lovers
cif' 13.9t: Theories, ' : •
L TALItillE. TELLS ilOW TO Slit I FORT*.
Bev. Dr. Talmage preached in. the Brook;
lt!n- Taberoaole- oh Sunday on the Modeta
newspaper pt ss, paying it a high tribute.
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He stated that the newspapers of this con-
tinentwere pre•entittently-theeducai ors of
the Musses: He regarded the starting 'tif
a newspaper as the - best way. to intik; a
tontine. Said he: -.. : f
' * ; *- *. I think I couldarouseyour ap-
preciation et thiagreatbleseing if I told yea
of the money; the. brain,theexasperation,
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the anxietiesttlielosses the wear and tear
tr - • '
of: heartstriega involved in the publication
of aneWSpeper.., On the .theory abroad tri
the world that anybody_ canmakeone
inexperienced capitalists every year, ate
. entering the lists, and it is a ',Ample etatie-
ticthat there is an average of, s. dead
-newspaper- ry-clay:ot .the .year. -Genet--
Gener-
ally tore ur fortunes are swallowed
up before a nwspaper is, established. The
.. largo - papers , . swallow , up the small
. papers—one. Whale taking down fifty
- minnows. Although we have - -otter
seven thousand dailies . and .weeklies
:in , the . United - Statesand the
. • Ca:nabs MAY thirtY•six of them are a
fialt century eld.. The average of floweret..
• per life is five; years. 'Most Of them die of
cholera, tam uni. (Laughter.): It fir high
i
ti&e.it were ncierstood that the most suer-
. oessful way o sinking. a, torten°, and keep-
, tug it sunk is to start a newspaper.- Almost,
every intelligent min during" his life is
smitten with the newspaper mama; start
'a newspaper orhavehave stock in one he tenet
- or die. This is Often the process: A. liter-
ary man has idea„ Moral, secial,political
:ot religious,- hioh,,he_Wialefl to ventilate.
•- . He has no Money of his his own,---hteraty
. ' men_ seldom ;nave—but he' talkshis idea
emengothifidential Mende, au,d forthwith
they are inflamed with theNidea„ and
•- they buy tip° - and press and rent
. a, composing :r0Qta1 and engage a corps Of
. editor, and -then a- ' prospectus, whit*
;threatens to Conquer everything, goes- forth,
*anti then, the Ora issup is thrown upon the
attention of an itdmiti g world. After
few weeks (*.months a..Plain stockholder
-
finds that th te is no especial revolution,ai
-end that. neither the inn nor the moon has
stood still, d that the world still pea on
, lying and cheating and stealing jest at it
dr before the first igen° Of the New .York
. 1,' tanderet or ;the Universal Gazette. or .t4e-
.11otlehtliali 21,elvaeafe. Forthwith the plain
stockholder wants to sell his stock, but
. nobody wants to, buy it, and &hers dis-
gusted. with the investment want to sett
. their .eiteck, .'and an' enormous bill of • s
paper factory rolls in like oat avalanche,
and the printers refuse to Work until they
have .their hack pay; and the subscribers
wooder: why; their paper does - not come.
Let the tell,(Int oh, Mani: that if you haS,e-
.,n
an idea on y motel, social, , politteal Or
religienes subject you had better charge on
. the world through the columns t already
.: established.- -, Do not take the idea so pre-
valent that when - a man can no nothing
else he can edit a newspaper. If you cart -
not climbthe hill back of your house. you
• had better not try the sides of the Matter-
horn; if you Cannot -navigate,' a' sloop up.
the North -River. you had better not try to
engineer •the Great Eastern_ . pver to
• Liverpool. To publish a newspaper
require& the ;skill,. the precision; the vigil-
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citent, lieu utadAer-mmei a OWnprOWnie SHIS-
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what she -will take." Cou.nsel-•-,." My
good woman, His .Lordship-- aswliat you
will take"- . "Wheteution the old Woman,
with •-a---- ceirtesv replied "F. much
I'lljtist tak' a grails o' pewits." '. '„.;•:.-
obleeged to His Lordlup,, .as he's site kind
• ' Twelve Aberdeensh' e proptietorekeply.-
_ 'Ingle a. circular ttere he Faitteera'Zrstn-
raittee meeting, teepee ittg. the relductien- of
,rents, said they were able to .:dealtwith
their. tenants without /outbid° interference.
The Free Chute& i Creebtidge, High-
ar
lands of SootIand,- h been on a wtgagle
on the posture assuitte *prayer,. Some
ate in•favor of sitting, egainst which Many'
protested„ threateoing that- if the 'csom-
• mullion were handed to them under such
• donations they would.' fling them into the
elders' faces. • I
' itticer the strategy, the - boldness.- of a;
commandev h-chiet; to edit a newspaper
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one needs to be. a_ itatesthan, an essayist, a
geographer,. stattatiehin„ and, gofer as: all
acquisition 1 concerned,- encytopaadie- Tci
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man end t ::proliel- a newspaper requires
-2120rolqUalitiOB than any ether -busthess- ort
earth,„,' I sa . this to save:men from_ bank4.
ruptoy.. If. .0.11 fed came, to starter pubt -
lish a -newspaper e -it for granted. yoli
are threetehed with_ ofteningof the:brain t• _ -
throw yent !pocket-lc/6k into, your wife'• -
tail; and, ruelt-up: to Blciorninadele Asylum -'
. _ - _
andsurrehder yourself before pin do aoinei :
thing despetate. Meenwhile lettthe. dead,
newspapers ;be carried out. to their hut' . '
week = week, and let the nowspapeta that
Until.quite recent date Old woraen in the
Orkneys and Heikki; Made a living by
• selling "fair winda" seilors—a knotted
• string being given- to the n2ariner, and a
1:freezes, strong wind, 4-r .a. gide being Blip-
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, posed. to follow ;the 1;osemng of certain
knots.. Love philters. ould be putt:shaped
-.which - would turn- th Most incliffereot
lover into an atdentsti tor. -- •
• The Earitt Scottish ext Society, as goon
as its: compliment. of 300 subscribers is
made up, will edit and: publish the more
important textint earl Scottish literature
iz
down: to • the time • When - the . **ten
language began' to Lase lit distinotive char-
aoteristios.. The Earl of Aberdeen is its
patron, and the leading scholars and men -
of• letters throughout Scotland areinter.
• /sited in its -success: ,•
The subject of the. dectease of the meme
bership in the Unified Presbyterian Mr*
,
cropped. up more •than ;once at 6: late
meetieg of the Edihborgh Presbytery. of
that denomination, ; aid while . :carping
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• referenceswere made to the correspondence
which -had taken place oil the subject,'Mr.
• T. Dick Peddie, 111.P., and oth,w_S-adtted
that the tact was Undeniable -the. Member
• for the.. Kilmarnock • District of Biirghs
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attributing it to the: insufficiefit tepresen-
tation of_the lay element in the ; coutteof
- the Church. •. . ' . .
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The Bishop: of St. Andr_ews, . speaking at
• a diocesan synod at Pert the other day on
; the subject .of the teva ion 6f the. New
-Testament in which he teak a part, said
, that with alllis regard for his colleagues,
'in that work, and with the highegt estimate
!of their learning and 'ability, he hactoer,
itainly -felt. that -the !tea* to Whicah, as a
lxidy,the revisers. had deliberately Come
showed lees consideration for the work of
• our pre.decessors than it 'might 'ha.ve done;
and consequently theyhad toss reason to
complain if if some seivertty was FihnVili to
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their ow -a -work: •'
t•The.' Dowager-Marchioneere . of Lothian
-ttaraes - to the rescue in the Times in the
:matter of "hopping" • eciandids. She -pro-
posee a gigantic Hop Harvest Reform As-
socilation, with the hott country Mapped'
Out intedietricte, contracits. to ihipply gangs
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of registered hopper,endammheints, milt-
sionaries„ hospitals, citateens, responsible
wage -payers, savings hatilte_lionperirtraine
'44 thoroughly cleansed betore use for ordi-
• nary trafficiP etc. It is just conceivable
that so 'Vast a schemenughtcollapse tinder
Its own weight, or from the unwillingness
or incapacity' of hoPitio 'erg ti submit to
the rules, or farmer's- to pay the requisite
• price -,for a more orderly cloaca harvester&
• Taking Orkney an Shetland as separate
'counties, Scotland has thirty•four -counties.
Seventeen of these count es have Conserva-
• tive: lord lieutenants, sixteen have Liberal
lord lieutenants and nesovacant When
this vacancy is fill th parties will
be equal. The counti a- tiring ibera ord
'lieutenants are Abetd -Argyll
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Anent this -subject Pr. Doppia; �f
King-
ston, Weites to the Kingston litiosigattllows:
notke that in-yelit issue .of
Thesday' evening you exoutte. the long
absence of the Princess Louise from Canada
by statingthat she was seripiisly ill item•
the effecits of the broke which She received
when thrown from her sleigh. I was -glad
to. see that you had -the facts of the ease, as
mattypereons end -some newspapers inoline
tethe opinion that she made use Of that
aceident as a pretextfor beingabeent from.
Canada. I am able to -state on the hest of
anthotitythat she waahurtite bEidly bythe
ateident that her ultimate 'recovery from
ilia after. effectit was for a time considered
dolibtfuL In truly last,: at theltoyal College
Surgeons, I was introduced to Erasmus
Witson one Of the oldest and inost eminent
surgeons ofEngland. As stones he knew
that I was. ftorn Canada he entered ihtti
conversation respecting our country. "In the
cohrse of his remarks he epoke sentiething
asollowei t "I_ 'always_ , like to -• meet
Ciziadians ; but I tell you I shell not think
so much of them hereafter it they do not
use our Princesses better *lien we send
them over there." This brought up the
subjett of•her izijury,,and-I told, him that.
most peisOns here supposed that she was
not serioosly injured, and that her absence
Was caused by her -dislike to. Canada. He
said, "Well, I luipvt- better than that;; -I
know that she was badly injured, for Viati
columned on her • cage • as soon. as
she - •came • home, - and . can tell
you,. • sir; that 'she was very eericauily
injured." The old. gentleman than went
on and detalled to me the nature of .the
injury. sod.' the consequences-. that had
testilted from it,. and convinced that
whet we had ignorantly considered as a
trifinig bruise, not knoiving the faxite,:viati-
an Jojurycit grave import. And•he forther
informed me that it was by the. advice of
-her medical advisers and of her friends
that she remained at home. 'Also, another
gehtlenten who is per.sonaily- acquainted
with the Priacese-infOrmed me that -she
Wag, inixious.to have retutnetto Canada,
• buten account of the. serious :results that
had followed the severe bruise she received
on the side of her head her friends : and
medical. advisers would not. sallow her to
return. I think,. thereto* we should not
judge the motives of our :Printaess nor
atuttise her of dislike to Canada without
knowing the reasons 'why she. has been so
long and. so sadly separated from us.
-How . 200. LIVES ' LOST
A 'Captain W:itto Wanted- to Mahe a Rapid.
• • Run -Terrible Results. of his Desire to
Piave his: Vessel-1E41th of.1Liteboats.'
The court of inquiry held at Cape. Town
in the caseof the 'futon by whose founder-
ing near Cape .Agulhae over 200 lives were
lost,. brings to preinitiOnee certain first
priociples with tregard to. • Beamansaip
whioh, welleknown though they -ehould be,
reqoire to be graven fresh upon the minds
of all c.ommarideis of steamers'. -One :chief
point ii that where the danger is palpable
-the 'safety -of a:vessel and her .eargo..--ohght
hot to be placed in.. the Scale against the
precious lives of passengers- and - ere-w'r
another. is that; valuable .as time; is,
huntanlives should not be imperilled by
the .ambition to save an. hour or two, or
even half a day, on a _passage. The evidence
given makes cleat that the whole ship,
load Of passengers was. -saorificed in the
desita to place the Steamier itself in safety
in Simon% Bay. . From 7.30 P. in., when
she struck, -till nearly 10.30 p. she
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went down, she was taking in -Water et the
tate of eight feet an _ hour - and. -wee at last
Stopped, not to avoid the danger .of buret-.
ing the alteadystaVe&-in btilltheadit throtigh
• Ayr, the Pressure ofwater :at her high rate. of
Bute,. Catimess, Cromert artoni speed, but because her . head had -finallY
Elgin, Fife, Inverness Lanark, Linlithgow, settled do -wit till her screw would not work'
Orkney, Shetland/. Satliaiiand and and she would- no longer answer her
town. As the Duke og Fluiherlancl. is,Lord helin., , The :weather • was calm and
Lieutenant of both Oromarty and Slither- nothing Prevented all the passengers from
land, Lord Stair of bothWigtown and Ayr, being got safely away fraln_ the steamer
aud Mt. Dundas both Orkney an'd. Shetland, but the desire to gave a vessel of which the
the number of Libetal lord .1i61Xtellal*, company happened to be theft own ineur:
thirteen. , • ers.-. The fact that the course fixed before
dark.was such as to take the vessel Only a
couple of miles, off a dangerous point is
evidence of what risks ships' . officers will
run• to save time on a voyage, it being
renioinbered thet the adverse current on
the c,oast in•question isnot nearly BO strong
near the shore as out at sea. A further
fact Which ought to be well noted by.steani-
boat inspectors was that the Teuton was
markedly deficient in lifeboat accOmmoda.-
tionl Had .the sea been Otherwise than
calm though. all the captain's
effor s .12ed been devoted to sav-.
ing J • these on board,. there Most
ecittainly have been loee,of life through this
defect ; but had a disaster occiirred On the
main voyage from Englend,. when there
werenearly a hundred passengers More,
the situation viould„have been woree. The
inspeptor had, however, passed the Teuton
at Sciothampton as properly equipped, and
one Ikeda only to note the number of
passengers in • comparison 'with t e:hfo-
saving
acCommodation,on many well own
steanters of well known lines betw New.
York and Liverp661 to he bonvioce of the
gross disregard of life etiiiced in the atter
of steamship inspeotioa. - The rea er may
well extehdthe inference in all t e above
points to our own Canadian lakes.
;nye or your obituary. ; • `
• : nblusten, Dr.. Tel gs said ; Th6,
newspapers ,setve" an i portant -function_
as the Chrontoleis of passing eventei: They
describe lot the benefit of future' Iti$toriane
all eientsitcclesiastical, literary,,
politicl,i teinatioqal, hemispherical..
They ire the reservoirs of history.They
are alto a- bleseng in their evangehaing
influences. ;The Christian newspaper win!
- bo ther ight Wing of the -apocalyptic, angel.
The cYlinders of the Christian printing
press will: be the front wheels -Of the Lords
; Chariot The music that it. maltei.t. mark
not in clirctinuendo, but ittoreecertdo I" '
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. Travelling. styli.
. At ttondon • the other day a passenger
- fauna three fliewitt his' tea. at the eating.L
• house, He 'called: • the waiter -to hAit and,
said : 44- You. are .in error alioutme'You• ;
evidently -thtult, I atn travelling in aepeciat
, pi,t- and piing On a great deed of dig.. -,I'-ht
-riding secozt class; without baggage,. and
• aut. only entitled -to: one tiy-. Give this clip
tothat; big fit Man at thecerner table. He
• iB-:11.- diKectOr of that road, and is entitled, tO
,three Mee- in his tea and a deka oOokrnanh
between hit- ':pancakes. • 1 cannot ' travel
second olaaand usurp -' the rights of tratt
elite& paSseligers.. Please paw the entomoi
• legtea,t_musterci. before you. go, -and set- the
ad,timaatine prunes iyhere -J • can reach_
' them.. , 1-121 y- want to throw One at the• :
heed watte oceasionally to attract ' hie. '
_.- - - - .- -
attention." • -
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- : Under the; will, of an English dust coat
• tractor a legacy of - 2,000, was left by- th•e
„ testator' to hfie`doctori. to be paid only in .
. the . event of the testator living _for two
- .yeata_ after. the - date of the . will, to b• e
increatted to 23,900 sheuld he live for five.
' t
years; and is the testator , died a -week
• after makin ' his. will the, bequest of - correct
lapses., Th. plan Of , contracting with a.
.doctor- to'. keep hispatient, alive by offering
. - himpectulailty rewards in an increasing-
- . ratio for continued oxide:zee- is one thatit
''. generally adopted -might-produce the
- hap.
,
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' „A„: sem of , Sir Andrew- Luski M.P. for
Finsbury antiondo Lord Mayor of Loadont
has adopted the stage = as_ e profession,. and ,
now travelling in the - English ptovittce - !
With Mr. Forbes Boltettsoft's cob:warty.. '
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, .Smailt-rox and FlIth..,
Dr. J. F. Speed, Seere ary of the') State
(Froni the Louisvillezerier-fournal.)
Board of Health, 'returned 'honk on Tues-
day aight from an pf.citt 'visit to Coting-
ton, where he was a en by the Board to
obtain definite inforthationeoncerhing the
prevalenceof entail -poi in that city. - The
•dector stated that he earned,from the
-Health, Officer of Covih ten that cages
had Occurred from August' 17th to October
18th, of- winch 41 proved fatal; • He. made,
• special -inquiry as to the oFigin of the
II,
disease, and, found it to be the pre -
Nailing , opinion that it was indigenous,
as n0. evidence of its -i troduction could
be found.- It made, it appearance in;
and has beet', -confined to,' the -vicinity of
•'S':
. some slaughter -houses, hich ere situated
-on a:ravine into whieli t e offal from these
establishments, flow. 4 sewer has been
• constructed down the tatitte; Which fs. net
, Provide& with a proper outlet and the
4. ,
doctor thinks that thismatter, while under,
going theprocess of decOraposition in the
sewer, produced a loweted condition of
living hear susceptible to; the d abase. The
vitality, which rendered:. thIse persona
malarial. product - of this point is . - not
believe& to be the 'origin Of the small -pox,
but .it is' a question tor ', the medical
'profession to 'decide ' w 'ether ' -this
li
lowered, cohdition -of - :jVitali, y is not
sufficient to account bit th prevalence
,of the disease there rather than ihother
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portions of the city notsubjeet to the sank
,infittences. As many ets folitteen cases
; w,ere reported in one day from. this locality;
• but the disease has dimioished, until now
but. two caseit a day are being found.. The
exhaustion of Material in the locality tit
believed to he. the cause'of the decrease.
The health -officer informed Dr. Speed that
-vaccination had been &sextet to in every
family that wand permit it, but &large
portion of the pomilatton :resisted, and
would not petroit - it to become general.
The disease was notconfined to. the poorer
• class; but invaded the familiee of the best
cititens. - . - • .
pies t reenlist
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Recent statistics show that the mortal*
einong the French troth's in Tunis has
• been very giest. 4rAbout 12,000 haNe• WM'
on the sick -list since the' conimenceraeht
of- the expedition and 900 case4 have ended
fatally. , Typhoid fever was the cause of
,85 percent. of the mortality -
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Nellie- was a Lady.
At Milwaukee, Wis., a few evenings ago,
as Mtge Nellie Rogerswaspreparing supper
two men Walked into the kitchen by the
back iloor and demanded her Money. She
took her pocket -book out of her pocket,
i
and taking a tight grasp of t, refused to
surrender it, at the Mine -time backing
into ait'adjoiningroom. After getting into
the sitting -room she went to a dressing -
case, took a revolver therefrom and ordered
the Erten to leave the house As quick as
lightning the burglars wrenched the re-
volver from her grasp, Caret/ her upon the
floor and took her pocket -book, containing
§16. As they turned to leave the house
they fired three shots at her, all of Which
missed her. Milwaukee must lie a nice
place to .live in. . ••
At the ball given receutly by the Prince
of Wiles e.t.'21bergeldie, the Queen danced
in a- quadrille 'r -with the - Prince as. her
partner. 1•-.
The rue forbidding the iamployment of
Married omen as teachers in the Chicago
13011001B,h B been cancelled. • • ' -
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---tiaaneonie people. Pawnbrokers,
.—G-tiod sleighing- weit of-Brandi:in; Mani--
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,-Sarattiga las le _44 Dilapidated Sitk_Hat
'Mb." .• • • .
—Cigar brown is, trimmed -with cotimt-
_colored satin. : i
- L-SarAd is a nide_ -girl: to 'hive. at &-
dinner; if she's Well.dressed. •• - -
—A. penny edition ot 44-Itnole _Tem s
'Cabin' has been published in Lohdon.: "-
-The man Who Would figure in the *Oka
must hot confine himself to ciphers.
—The popular.- "Ton -itod, Jerry"
bination will•soon put in an appearance%
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—Shelby, Pellmau & Haniilton's citetis
will go into winter quarters at St. Catlt,
Wines. : • :
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• —A wise sawDon't judge a man's ehar•
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utter by the Umbrella. he carries. It -May
not be his. - • - •
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• —The. Toronto Ministerial Assock,
condemns the Credit 'Valley Reilway
running a Sunday train. ' ; -
—Dr. Thomas thinks "the _doetrind Of
eyolution is probably right and can ea§ily
be accepted by a believer in the Bible.".
• —The average • English jaibbird gs
2600U/108S of food, the average pauper 166
ounces. This is -hardly a fair 44 divvy.".__, •
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—The funds already raised for the pro-
posed testimonial to the late Di. Tassie; of
Galt, amounts to §183. •
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7 -You'd naturally thinkpolicemen woId
:play baseball well, they So - thoroughly
understand mooing men in.
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—Old:•
gold or amber mingles -Well *With
Venetian red for evening dresseer. '. So- des
lemon or &tam color. - - ' • •
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: --4s getting. off an old joke a poorre1a-
tion?•1/.. Y. Express. , Yes ;and' yott have
. a great many poor- relations. 4
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: . -The -heart of the youngster willt bp'
• gladdened, - Chestnuts in the wholedale
Mullett' down East are rapidly failing in
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price. . - - -
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—Jones, getting up from his dinner, in 6
quiet way remarked to.hielittuiladythat he .
• had found everything . on the' table:6p1i
except the icii-,Creatn. •. - •
- ,-- - - t4,1_
-•-•44 What is .yeur income? " was .ones-
..
asked of a noted Bohemian. " It to hatd
to tell," was the reply ; " but in:good years
I Opm borrowat least $10,000." . - - - -
—44 J. -C, Harden Butter "is the heatith-g
of an article ilia country exchange. ' Thnee
who live in the city ate aecustonted ti thid
• plenty of -hair on batter. - • - -
• '-Young meo, don't be, deceived-- btt'' ..
girls. - It is not cheaper for you to get
married, but it is mighty pleasant if she.,k-
young and wealthY.
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4'n•i
• --;-;Who.cen settle this memento ,q
.tioo ?.- If you put two persons . int‘
'the
Mime room, one with the.tOOthad10 ail Te
otherin love, hich-will ge to sleep 0, itti. e
, • ;.,--It -Might have been:. A fashionable
.young lady accidentally dropped one of .hn't
fake eyebrows in her operalxix and greatly
-frightened - her beat,: - who, on 'seeing ';i -t
thought it was his moustache: _
•
7-A lady called at a (limo store :W11 4
they also kept books, and inquired of .0fit-'.
of•the :fitrci :," Have you 4 Giete's Greece 231','
"No,' mum:" but we've: . some r. excelleflt
bear's oil." - .i ; j ; . •
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-,Wishing- to pay his Mend a zoo -
ment, a , gentleman remarken : - "1 .12
you have a Very industrious wife." ' " Ye'
replied his friend; with a Melancholy emit&
f' she's .. never: idlealie's always _Audi&
somethingfor me to de"
. -------44 Mambas, Where do the cows get -the
milk?" inquired'Willie. - " Where .do -y�)
get yOur tears,- my son ? ° 44 Mamma,.
the•ttoWs have to be spanked? "thought.
folly inquired Willie. '
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-• —Lady lodger—" Your dog, , sir, as.
iuthea,table.. He howls - all night."Male
lodger—a Indeed"! : Well, he- , .might de
_Worie than that ;' he might play the piano:
all day.'" : ' • -. . ,_..
—When .a , man .-and a :woman leave 4,
neighborhood because it 18, in Visit opinion,
populated by a "low class .ef-people," ,the
latteronerally. look -nom the move SSA .
good one for the locality.-
-. -J-There is less than half ' ah.., apple orbit
this year, but don't he . foolieh.eitoogh to
suppose thet, this will be followed by halt,
the usual yield �f bidet. • It does not nooti
apples to makeeider. --: . _ .. • ' . - - ' '
,
—A. bad-tempered mao. He had lest his
knife:and they asked him tha:n011al q1104."
tiOn ; ,P DO .yoirknO7 where you ' lost it r _
".'Yes, yes," he replied, "'Of course I db:
I'm. merely hunting in these other placieS
:for it to kill time." • -
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Who never has a word to say,
- But always has his own sweet way?
May heavenlproleng his earthly stay—
The baby.—Ex,
F'ske thinks that by. the. end.
�f thengiiitveaego mankind,:
kitncl..
urythe
e spoked. by 800,000,000 people, and
hat Ultimately it will become the universa
—The missionaries refuse to • admit
Chinese; converts :to church ,mernberstup
unless they give up opium:smoking. That
is right.. Itnlesei the barbarian -can give tt
opium and take- to whiskey he isn't hal
—An eccentric minister was called ,upe
to-marty three cOUpleS atonoe. The ,Patti were standing around prOmiscuouslyl,
waiting for tleartitetof the minister, ithtt
When -he canie in he in -arched- up to the&
exclaiming, "Sort 'Yonrselvea I '"
• A correspondent writes to the hortiou
tined editor of: the Eye and asks ho
to treat fowls.' Treat them kindly and Wit
consideration. The aching Void in thg
breast of the Modeth hen is:want of 'um!
pathy. , Always look on them. with a gentle
eye and. greet thenit with a bright smilet-
Hens arewarranted to tioutiedi under-tlint
treatment. -
sharpers work this. swindle On
buys a horse and makes .a sale at a .ver
low priee to: Seine" farmer, telling atm
plausible tatoikto accouut for - his- willio -
hes§ to take hall What the animal 18 worth'
•In -the cornet? Of . tout or Ate -days
come e tie second; man, who- chains .to run
aikteity§table,,ittul.he. _idelitifiesathe horse
as the One stolen from him He talks lii -
blusters -monad, and- either scares th
twiner into giving up the Itemiser 4-4 settlin
the case" by Paying a good -round etint.
•
inatistneittt -bat knovis!" •
Seys,poor little Ned, •
• Withitis earaas red •
•
-,A,s,tha heart ot a damask rose. '
"Nobody lost it!, -1 carefully .
Put my cap just whereit ought to be,
(No,:tisn't ahind the door,) - • •
• Audit wont and hid,
• Why, of course it did; •
Pox I've hunted anhour or more. -
_
"Nobody tore it! You know thingivill.'
Tear if you're sitting just stock -stone still
I was justlamping over the tenets-
- There's some spikes on top, . • -
• And you have.to drop "
Before you can "half -commence."
Nobody! Wieked Sir Nobody!
Playing such txieks, on my children three!. •.
-If I but-se.t ray eyes,on you'
. • - You should find what you've lost; ' • .
Bat that, to my cost, •
I never am like to do! .
-October Wide Awake.
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• TORN TO PIECE.
Yoling Man Drawn into she Cylinder
of' a Thrashing Machine. "
ThePilot Mound (Manitoba) Signaleit--
the-folk/wing :particulars Of a fatal .aeoident .
that shooked the oettontinity, and which 1-
happened on the -afternoon of Monday of
• last week. The krone* 'machine of -the
Woodside Thrashing Co. was being -stetted -,-
en the term Of Fred, •Itersonagettnd Tal
beittWoOd; eldest son -of George W�d,Atid
one: el' the. fittest. yOung men inthe settle -
tient, While adjusting a belt, had his right
foot Caught by the teeth of the cylinder,. and :
was in a Mop:tent dragged intothe very jaws .
Of death -with such firimiess that the five.
epen. , of horses attached to the horse-
power were eiddeoly stopped.. Some delay -
was -Caused in .getttng the unfortunate
young- Mao 'out ;of =hisdreadful position;
as the machine had -to be Partly taken
lasonder,': yet ; he made no _complaint -
although nearlytoin to _pieces. He was
:taken -to his father's. honseand a-inesseri-
ger :at once despatched- to 'NelsonVille for .
Dr. Wilson, but -subsequent etentii- moved., -
that lie was beyond ' human aid,andke
breathed his last about 8. 'ecIpek in the
evehingt The leg was not only. :shattered,
butWas..elniost torn froth the body; Aini3:
there were several internal injArkes. A
feeling of the deepest &Strew exits in thel
district, where, .on account ef.his many
excellent cpialities,the-young-man Was
universal :favorite. In atty undertaking
where strengthand aCtivity .were.reptired
he was itlwa,ys first.. Amiable 10 his dma
position, Obliging in his manner,: andwarm
in his -friendship,' his logs Will be long
and his, untimely death deeply and stn:',
cerely lainented.
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The llitectrie Light in War.
• ,
•
-A London correspondent writes; E3enie
interesting experiments have . recently
.beenreade it.Chathant garrison, Under the
personal direction of the -Secretary -Of State
for War,the Right Hon. H. C. -.Childers, to
ascertain whether the nee Of the electric:. ,
light would enable,. -a, .besieged garriiion to I I
earn the moveinents. of . an attacking force
duringdarkness. The experitnentspkovecl 1.
'in.eter-y way -successful; for :whoa force ;
advanced" from_ -the_ direction af Dover to
'iriveet Chatham garrisoa by -the aid .ofttlie -
electric :light the besieged force learned
-that -• the . enemy Was opproaohitig and
was • then , at • a distant*. of
about two thirds ' 'of a mmle The
light used was worked by one. of the.
,
" steeint sappers " and, was' eel powerful that:
-the.garriken .eouldnot only cagily ifonovi- -
the Movements �f the enemy, but could
'else see theni.even leading their rifles, -; A
fire was open,ed by the. in -vesting force and
for nearly: in hour: a eharpfusilade was
kept-iipoluting the whole of whichtline - -
the light - was successfully _. used by the .;
garrison. These experiments aro very
itaportant as showing- what' an thiportant
'part the electric light Will playin the siege
operetiOne-lif the fixture, se :by. its Means
eyety-actioh of the enemy can be closely -
-watched during the whole of the night,
while Belittle of the ground on the :
light is weirized isshown.'that the enemy
would not be aWa.re of
. - -it
„
A GOod-natured Engineer andhis-Engini.
- . The :locomotive ha -the highest: typo of -1
machine work in: paint of _ durability. _We 1.. -
cite -this One in eviden,ce. It made' at
the Rode Island & PeOific shops iziAChtbego.
Engine No 3.0g that road has been in-sek--
ticeeince. June, 1878, when it.,Was new. It !:
has never been th the shop .sinee,aod-nene of
the braises except those on the cross -heads
have been taken Out for refitting, and these' ,
only. once.- •Its mileage during :the, three:
years has been 116,369; miles:and- it is cone
sifted good ,for -50,000 more -before geingin
to the shop. Its drivihgwheels ate fifty -nevelt
inches indiameter, and -have Krupp ,§ steel
tires. • _Alaster Mechanio- TwoniblY gives .
= the -.credit -of. this performance to jetty -
,Shea, the engineer, - who is .constitutionally :
geed natured; and -never gets his engine
excited.
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The- Pope and the Pilgrims.
The Pope, When addressing the Italian
pilgrims in St. Peter's the other evening, -
was deeply moved • -He looked thin,- worn,
and anxioua ; hie face hada-feverish glow
and its muscles visibly twitched as he bent _
ION down, fitston, one side; then on the -
other, blessing the people with Outstretched.
-arms and sweeping gesture, and item Vine
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to time throwieghitheelf -back in his ir
-end gazing upwercl,as .if praying all the
tithe. He appeared feeble, and he has •
certainly grown to-lOok much . older:in the
past two years than the time.' would-
warraot The _emotion: with Which- • he .
spoke again and again brought teats to
his eyes. •. .•
-=—President Arthur nominated Mr, -
Folget as. Secretary of the Treasury, James
0.9 Postmaster -General; and Hatton asFirst • _
Assistant: Postrimeter-Genetal. The Sehate.-
eubseqUeutly Confirmed, the enpo;ntmente. -
Universal satisfaction will ensue at the
retention of Jamas He has made an excel-
lent-Pcistmaster-General, his experience as "
postmaster of NOW York' standing him in ...
goodstead. The President has shown.
good sense .in retaining. him. So tar as ,
theyhave gone; the new nthrtinationsar of ,1 ,- • .
aged- men.- Garfield, as jfar as he 6 - ld,
.gathered arinindlim yo -ung men.: .
Lillie Plover, the -1,ittrtiete, who ista-
lnetnber of the„, stock 6ompany. of the -
Chestnut Street: Theatre, -Philadelphia, has .
retieived a legacy, variously estimated at .
from 40,O0 to t80,000„ from an uncle cf-
'her:father, who died recentlyin Toronto.