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The Huron Expositor, 1960-08-18, Page 2'At PUblisned at .40.1* Since 1860 erving the Community First , SEAFORTH, ONTARIO, every Thursday morning by MeLEAN BROS., Publishers ANDREW Y. MCLEAN, Editor. - Member Canadian Weekly Newspapers Association, Ontario Weekly Newspapers Association, Audit Bureau of Circulations. ' Subscription Rates: Canada (in advance) $2.50 a Year Outside Canada (in advance) $3.50 a Year SINGLE COPIES —5 CENTS EACH Authorized as Second Class Mail, Post Office Department, Ottawa 0 StAFORTH, ONTARIO, AUGUST 18, 1960 Lacking pirection, Parliament Accomplishes Little Comments by the press of Canada on the session of parliament which concluded last week suggest that to an increasing number of Canadians, government by expediency, by pro- crastination, and on the basis of political considerations is not good enough. It looks as though the Dief- enbaker "vision" is showing signs of becoming a nightmare. The Globe and Mail, 'Usually a strong government supporter, calls it "a wasted session". The editorial, in part, says: "In the early seven- teenth century, England was afflicted by what was known as the "Addled Parliament". The session just ended at Ottawa may go dawn in history as the• "Idle Parliament". Our legisla- tors sat for 146 days—one of the long- est periods since Confederation—yet they accomplished astonishingly lit- tle. "The two main functions of Parlia- ment nowadays are to consider pro- posed legislation and to debate and ventilate matters- of general public concern. In both these fields its 1960 achievement was meagre. "There are three major problems confronting Canada today. The first is unemployment; the second foreign trade; and the third national secur- • ity. - All three were the subject of de- bates during the session, but the de- bates neither formed the prelude to action nor added much to public en- lightenment. "On the subject of security, Parlia- • ment did somewhat better. In this field there are two related questions. Is Canada getting its money's worth for the $1.6 billion it spends annual- ly? Is it building up a defence organ- ization that will enable this country •to help keep the peace, and, if the peace is broken, give it a chance to survive? Both these questions got an airing in the new House of Com- mons -Defence Committee and in the debate on the estimates, but it was curiously one-sided. The Opposition offered some cogent criticisms of cur- rent policies, but the Government did little to explain or defend these poli- cies. "What was true in national de- fence, indeed, was true in every other department of public business that • came under discussion. It might have been assumed that the Difenbaker Government, with its hugemajority; • would have guided and controlled the proceedings in Parliament. It did nothing of the kind. Instead, the in- itiative rested throtighout with the • Opposition and the private members. "In all the debates, too, it was the Times and Rates Of An old book of minutes of Lennox. and Addington county council was recently turned up showing, the first by-laws which were passed. Some of these are of interest in the light of present-day policies and prices. In 1864, it was decreed that the county clerk be paid $250 per annum and the county treasurer, $300. Audi -- tors were to get five dollars each. Then, in 1865, a by-law for the County of Lennox and Addington es- tablished a Common Seal for the County. The second by-law of the county gave the county clerk the same salary, the county engineer, $80 for which he was required to super- intend all repairs or Work required in ,connection with Macadamized roads: -The "gaol" physician was to get $50 per year and county council- lors $1.50 per day while in session. Just two years later, the county Councillors awarded themselves two dollars for each day's attendance at sittings and five cents a mile. There musthave been a little trou- ble with horse thieves that year be, • cause in December it was provided That a $20• reWard 0116111d be payable , th any "person or persons who shall ptirsu And Apptdieml or cause to be apprehended any rObn et persons Opposition speakers who seemed to have most of the ideas. The Cabinet provided little leadership. Its mem- bers gave the impression ,of men ba- ffled by the problems which confront- ed them, unsure of their course, anx- ious to put off action in the hope that something would turn up. It is this impression of indecision and fumb- ling which probably accounts, more than anything else, for the disquiet- ude throughout the country. "There is talk now of another ses- sion this fall, presumably to dothose things which Parliament left undone in the long but empty months from January to August. Whenever it meets, it is to be hoped that the Gov- ernment will have emerged from its daze and will be prepared to give the nation real leadership." And -the Londc;n Free Press; an- other Diefenbaker supporter, finds fault -in the way in which the Gov- ernment attempted to hide a critical report of the manner in which it was handling the Unemployment Insur- ance Fund. , "Prime Minister Diefenbaker," the Free Press says, "will have some dif- ficulty squaring his action on the un- employment fund report with his lof- ty declarations on democratic rights. If the report was not completely hid- den it was certainly brushed under the rug as carefully as possible by being presented in the last hour of the dying session. Opposition Leader Lester Pearson's charge of contempt of Parliament will require some spe- cific answers. "No doubt the government is tired of being hounded over the unemploy- ment issue, and felt that introducing the report earlier in the session would stir up trouble. But a report which warns that the Unemployment Insur- ance Fund may be exhausted in two years is something that should have been placed before Parliament for appropriate action at the earliest possible m-oment. "The report indicated that action of the government in increasing bene- fits paid from the fund without pro- portionate increases in the amount contributed' is one of the factors in the rapid draining of what seemedan almost inexhaustible reservoir, al- though contributions were stepped up by 30 per cent last September 27. • "There has been a -good deal of feel- ing that the fund has been used for purposes for which it was not origin- ally intended, and even that it is be- ing abused. Certainly action should be taken as soon as possible to assure its soundness," the editorial warns in conclusion. Pay Have Changed guilty of stealing any horse or mare within the county." Although the county councillors. started their own pay in 1865 and raised it cents a day in 1867, they waited until 1870 to boost the county clerk's pay from $250 to $300. The • county treasurer went from $300 to • $500 at this time. All the other sal- aries went up too. The surgeon and engineer now got $75 each and the auditors $10 each. The court house keeper went to $100, the "gaoler" to $400, the turnkey to $200 and the matron for the "gaol" to $100. Can it be that people are less hon- est, but healthier than they were a hundred years ago? The auditor now gets $1,000 or a hundred times ai much, but the jail surgeon's fee has • increased just eight times to $600 a year—The Post Express, Napanee, •Ont. •• Iron Man In England, a thief swallows a spoon handle, a four -foot length of chain, a nail ffle, and a safety pin among other things and the report of the jail's physician reveals the man has an unusual appetite. No iron de- ficiency, however. Cleveland Plain Dealer. • Vas. myrzw, 1 Fit41514E17 MY HOMEWORK . x "140604T AO. "Ti4E QUESTIONS WERE SIMPLE --SUGAR AND SPICE By W. (Bill) B. T. SMILEY When I was 20, I found nothing more attractive than being on the move..I was ready to go anywhere, without notice, at any time. It meant a change of scene and rou- tine, new, friends and new faces. It was challenging and stimulat- Mg. Now I am twice twenty. We are moving to a different, home in a different town next month, and I'm as mournful as a shroud. I'm clinging to the old home and the old life with the grim tenacity of a granny about. to be lugged off to the county home. 'The movers will probably have to strap me to the ironing board to get me out of the house, on moving day. • * * * I've known it was coming for some time, of course,„and thought I was reconciled to it. But last weekend, when. I went home from summer school and saw the two big FOR SALE signs hanimered into my lawn, it was a terrible jolt. I felt as though the stakes had been nailed right through my heart. * * *• • I love that old house as a man loves an old wife who is hard to get along with, but who has grace and charm, a comforting warmth, which he can't get along without. I've reviled -the old girl, private-, ly and in public. I've told her she was frigid, slatternly. and extrava- gant. And she's given as good as she got. My head is all knobby from the whacks she has dealt me with her cellar beams. On sever: al occasions, she has dropped all the plaster from a ceiling, just be- fore guests arrived, out of pure perversity. * * * But on the whole, it's been a love match all the way, and there has been a rich, understanding relationship between us. She knows I haven't 'begrudged all that mon- ey I've spent on her. And I know that When I come to her after a hard day, she will take me in and comfort me and soothe my trou- bled spirit. She will give me priv- acy and peace, a sanctuary from the dogs of life, snapping at my heels. ' • ; * * * That's why this uprooting is such wrench. My other wife, the real one, feels it too. She has spent many more hours than I have with the old girl:abathing her regularly, feeding her delicacies like paint and wallpaper, and dressing her with the dignified taste her age de- mands. But women are tougher than men, and basically less senti- mental. They look forward, not back. So my wife has turned her back on the old girl, though not without a tear 9r two for times remembered, and can hardly wait to start decorating and making drapes at the new place. * * * I couldn't do that. I had to have a final, dramatic leave-taking. I chose last weekend to do it, be- cause I knew I'd be too hot, frus- trated and furious on moving day to give her more than a cross look. So I went and poked around the old place, growing -more maudlin with every memory. • * * * First I went up to our bedroom. I stood for a momeet and remem- bered the night niy wife came home from a meeting and found the bed on fire and me sleeping peacefully in it 1 turned away with a lump in my throat as -I re- called the lively, warming scene. Then I went to the bathroom and looked fondly about at my refuge, the only, place in our house with a bolt on the door. Many a happy hour I spent there, shout- ing to the kids that I'd be out it, a minute. I gave the toilet seat an affectionate glance. It comes away in your hand. When strangers are in, the house, you can always tell whether it's a man or lady using the bathroom. The men flip up the seat, and it flies off and ricochets around the room with an appal- ling clatter. Quite untiefees them in the dead of night. * * * I had to pay a visit to the cellar, where I'd tspant 90 many busy, creative hours, digging drains, pil- ing wood and swearing. Yes, there it was—the twO400 pile of stoker coal that's been sitting there since put lit the olt fittlisee, It took me back, to the winter nights when I crouched 'behind thy ancient stok- er, altitig it oifotig rea B. rim as ta iiinriiid ngffier hurbei t dimity Old divot 1 a at, . , tempt to reach port. * * * I went out to the patio. And I almost broke down at this point. I felt like an artist being dragged off to jail just as he is about to start work on his masterpieces. rye been planning that patio for eight years. Every winter I've giv- en it a lot of thought. I've been pretty busy, summers, and haven't quite got started on it, but I know I'd have built it next summer, if I'd been spared. *• * * Then I went into the garden, Maud. Lush, green, fragrant, the pampas grass had almost hidden the dear, familiar landmarks: the ash pile so pretty in winter with its topping of snow; the heap of furnace pipes, each like an old friend; the black, reproachful pit where I dig my worms, so neg- lected this summer. • * * * It was too much. I went over and leaned against the 40 -foot, $225 new chimney I'd put on the old girl last 'fall, and cried like a baby. You'll have to excuse me now. I'm all choked up again, just thinking about this. FEDERATION NEWS By J. CARL HEMINGWAY The directors, township repres- entatives of the County Cream Pro- ducers, met in Clinton August 11. Appreciation was expressed to our local members of Parliament for their 'successful efforts in. prevent- ing the manufacture of •butter sub- stitutes from using the color of butter to promote 'the sales of their product. I have never been able to under- stand why consumers are demand- ing that manufacturers should be allowed to imitate the color of but-' ter in the substitutes. If these sub- stitutes ah as wonderful and econ- omical as, they are supposed to be by their supporters, then why imi- tate another product? I should. think that they would be proud to have their product identified as a different article. It reminds me of the story of the farmer who put green glasses on his horses in order to fool the hors- es into thinking they were eating hay while he fed them straw. Sure- ly this couldn't be the idea of the housewife ih wanting butter substi- tutes colored to look like butter. The "Twilight Zone" on the TV program is described as "the -area between the pit of man's fear and the summit of his knowledge". Sales promoters do not appeal to the middle zone, but rather to the extremes. Dairy farmer S in the past seem to have tried, with considerable success, to appeal to the "summit" by. promoting the sound idea that milk and milk products are whole- some food items. However, it seems to me that the competitors of butter obtained much greater affect in much less time in appeal- ing to the "pit of mares fear" through the promotion of the idea that animal fats in the diet in- creased the colosterol in the blood stream and contributed to the in- cidence of heart disease. On the surface we need only think of the Eskimo who lives very largely on animal fats, but has no heart disease as compared to the consumer in the United States who last year ate more butter substi- tute than butter and has a great deal of heart disease. From the most recent medical research re- ports on the subjeet, I can only interpret that diet has no affect on the amount of coloserol in the blood stream. But stress and afar.. voila tension very definitely does increase the quantity of this pro- duct in the blood and therefore may contribute to heart attacks:. This would explain the increase of heart trouble in highly developed countries. •Similarly, dairy farmers could very well appeal to the "pit of Mati's fear" by making use of the statement that appeared in many of otir dailies to the effect that milk containsmuch less of the stiontlutft 00 galled that the grata whieh this co* eats. Madill We Oneida that prtitlitett tnanttfacttIN 01; front Ve" et4thlet,Weuld tontain Mote • of thlg dang*httt element twat •itsity -*Awn (Prepared by the Research Staff of Encyclopedia Canadiana) Is' Aluminum Mined in Canada? Although Canada ranks second among world producers of alum- inum, this country possesses uo bauxite, the ore from which alum- inum "is secured, Canada ranks among the top producers of the metal because of its wealth of hydro electric power. Bauxite comee_to the reduction plants in Canadafrom Jamaica,French West Africa, British Guiana and the United States. The ore is first processed to a relatively pure aluminium oxide, called alumina. Alumina is reduced to aluminum in an electrolytic call or pot, which is an open shell lined with a mix- ture of tar and metallurgical coke. It is filled with melted cryolite in which the alumina is dissolved. When an electrical current is in- troduced, oxygen bubbles off and aluminum collects on the bottein of the pot. About 10 kilowatt hours of electricity are required to pro- duce one pound of aluminum. Ev- ery few days the aluminum in the pots is collected and transferred in large crucibles to a remelting fur- nace for purification into moulds. * * * Which. Island Is -Famous For Its Gannets? Bonaventure Island, off t h e Gaspe Peninsula just east of Perce Rock, is noted for its scenic beau- ty and for its great colony of gan- nets. These large fish -eating birds provide a spectacular sight as they dive from the air and enter the water head first' like an arrow. Bonaventure Island was named Bonne Aventure by Jacques Car- tier'. It is about two and a half miles long'. * * * Who Built the First Steel Transatlantic Steamer? The Allan Line, which for many 'years was the foremost transatlan- tic service between Canada and Great Britain. The line was found- ed in 1819 by Capt. Alexander Al- lan. Two of his, sons, Hugh and Andrew, established themselves in Montreal where they formed the Montreal Ocean Steamship Co., which in 1897 changed its name to the Allan Line Steamship Co. In 1879 they built the Buenos Ayrean, the first steel transatlantic steam- er. In 1904-05 the linebuilt the Victorian and Virginian, the first ocean liners with turbine engines. Canadian Pacific Steamships ab- sorbed the Allan Line in 1915. * * * Has Canada Got An Old Glory? Yes, Old Glory is the name of a mountain in the KOotenay district of British Columbia, a few miles northwest of the city of Rossland. The mountain is the site of Can- ada's highest meteorological sta- tion, which. is located at a height of 7792 feet. The nearby city of Rossland lies just five miles from the international boundary. It be- came famous in the early 1900's as a gold -mining town. To treat ore from the mines, a smelter was built at Trail, seven miles distant, in 1895. Now owned by the Con- solidated Mining and Smelting Co., this smelter has become the world's largest producer of non- ferrous metals—but virtually no mining has been done in the Ross - land area since the first quarter of the century. A MUFF OTTAWA 'REPORT • HOUSEWIVES, PRICES AND VOTES 'OTTAWA—Within a 'few weeks, Canadian businessmen and con- sumers will be' able to detect a subtle change in the merchandis- ing of all forms of consumer goods. The housewife will find that her super -market no longer features as many "specials," that furniture and appliance stores no longer ad- vertise selected article at 'be- low cost prices. So-called dis- count houses will find it tougher to stay in business. Price competi- tion on name brand articles will slowly lessen. The cause of these changes is a government act amending Can- ada's Anti -Combines legislation, the subject of the most butter de- bates heard this session in Parlia- ment. For three months, in the House and in the Banking Com- mittee, the Liberals and the CCF fought the amendments every inch of the 'way. It is important to examihe the amendments, because between new and the next Federal election, the voter is going to hear many dis- torted versions from politicians on both sides of the fence, and be- cause in practise they will affect every voter. The amendments fall into two main categories. The first deal with combines themselves, They allow a group of companies to form "beneficial" combines.forthe exchange of Statistical informa- -tion, the establishment of stand- ards, and the pooling of research. On a long-range basis, it is pos- sible these changes in the act could have a serious impact on the con- sumer. But it is the second category that will have an immediate effect. These amendments affect that sec- tion of the act concerned with re- sale price maintenance, -The sec- ti6n was insertedby the Liberals back in' f951, in the face of the most violent Conservative opposi, tion. The Liberals took the view that no manufacturer or whole- saler should have the power to dictate the retail price of his goods, and wrote it into the law. House- wives will remember what happen- ed. • They found there was price competition in name brand pro- ducts. Instead of a fixed price on a particular shirt, or steam iron, adhered to by all retailers; there was a variety of prices. • Manufac- turers stopped advertising the re- tail price of their goods, and the term "suggested retail price" crept into the merchandising vocabulary. Discount houses opened up all over the country, selling name brand goods at cut-rate prices. There are two sides to this coin. Small businessmen found their large competitors were,in some cases, deliberately under -pricing to force them out of business. Big re- tail outlets featured loss -leaders, articles sold beloiv cost, to attract customers to their stores, at the ex- pense af the small merchant. Deal- ers who had been established for years, and built up a service or- ganization, found they were losing customers to fly-by-night discount houses, which provided no servic- ing, and frequently no exchanges. The Conservative government in- terpreted the pressure for amend- ments from small business organ- izations as a mandate to change the law. It wasn't until the bill went before the Banking Commit- tee,and the consumer representa- tives (especially the housewive's Canadian Association of Consum- ers) had their say, that Justice Minister Davie Fulton and his col- leagues realized just how much opposition there is to the Changes. To be fair, the government has not repealed the prohibition of re- sale price maintenance. It ts still illegal for a manufacturer or whole- saler to dictate the retail price of his goods. But the amendments have provided them with a num- ber of defences: In other words, they now have excuses for cutting •off supplies to retail outlets. If these excuses are used 'to the full, many retailers will find themselves unable to purchase further supplies of the product they are now selling below the manufacturer's suggest, ed list price. Opposition Leader P ea r s on claims the issue is a traditional separation between the Liberal and Conservative parties, and fought it on that basis. However, his stand was weakened somewhat by the Liberal -*dominated .Senate. The Senators decided they were op- posed to the amendments, said so publicly, and they voted in favor of them. . Now the issue goes to the coun- try: Consumer organizations say the act has been weakened — and that comPetition will lessen and prices to the consumer will rise. Leading economists say it will in- evitably lead to higher prices, and lowered rRerchandising efficiency. Manufacturers and small business- men say the changes were essen- tial to their continued well-being. Ii the worst fears of the oppon- ents to the amendments are realiz- ed, this could , become one of the major issues in the next Federal election. In any event, it will be an issue, one in which every votel, has an interest, because it involves his pocketbook. It is up to tne manufacturers and the distributors. Too much agreed on their part, and too much fear of healthy price competition, and price competition in consumer goods. could -disappear, to all in- tents and purposes. The same manufacturers and distributors are the first to oppose government in- terference in the "free enterprise way of life." If they seek to avoid free enterprise, and wipe out price competition, they will have to an- swer .to the consumers, who in the end, are the voters. • * * *- Capital Hill Capsules • As M.P.'s headed home at the end of the session, many believed they will be returning before the end of the year. Prime Minister Diefenbaker told his cancans some weeks ago he was considering a fall session, and he gave a further hint in the House, when he said he didn't think the next session was very far off. It all depends on how the unemployment and economic picture shapes up in the next two months. If jobless figures rise more than seasonably, look for drastic government, action. * * * The length of the session, and:. the fact M.P.'s were forced to stay. in Ottawa during the sweltering heat of the summer, left most M. P.'s exhausted. They left an esti- mated 8,000,000 words enshrined on the pages of Hansard, a record of speeches that weighs 25 pounds, five ounces. * * * •Next session, the business of the House should go much faster. A Rules Committee Report has re- commended changes to streamline Parliament, one of the most inef- ficient operations known to man- kind, and one of the most impor- tant. IN THE YEARS AGONE Interesting items gleaned from The Huron Expositor of 25, 50 and 75 years ago. From The Huron ExpoSitor August 16, 1935 W. W. Cooper; known as the in- dependent Farmer Stevens' Nation- alist candidate, had a narrdw es- cape. from injury when he.' was struck by a car in &tint.' of his farm, "near Kippen. When the pupils of the Seaforth Collegiate Institute return to school they will find an entirely redecor- ated school awaits them. The tax rate for Brussels was struck at the August meeting and resulted in lowering the 1934 rate by one and three -tenths mills. Dr. Wm. Aberhart, Mitchell, play- ing in a .foursome at the Seaforth Golf and Country Clull on Tuesday, shot the 465 -yard sixth hole, with a par of 5, in two shots. A draw in aid of the Star Fresh Air Fund is being held this week. A small number attended the. races held here by the Seaforth Turf Club. All classes were well filled, and those attending saw a full afternoon of splendid races. Workmen from the County High- ways Commission are preparmg this' week to pave the North Road from the limits of the town to the first corner. Members of the Stratford Branch of the Canadian Legion were. visi- tors at the Seaforth Golf and,Coun- try Club on Sunday. , The Lions swintming pool will be officially closed on Thursday, Aug. 29. Town council held the shortest session in the history of the present council on Monday night. * * * From The Huron Expositor August 19, 1910 On Tuesday the last half of July cheese from the Fordwich factory 'was shipped to London, England. The price Was 103A 'cents. The threshing outfits in this part of the country are taxed to their uttermost to meet the demands of farmers who say their barns are filled and they, have enough in the fitie to fill them again. • Mr. John SWat had a fiord of fall wheat adjoining Bmcefield *hien threshed Out ail average of 40 bush- els tter AM. Mr. James Martin, oz Tuckersmith, West of Egn'iond- ville,--had a yield of 140 bushels of fall Wheat from three 'too of land. A frardAted, anU, peseillheetigl' t�wn On.Ttie4dhlt They ure itala td run HOW' 'htit-nnt .44° tide: 'ati 'smoothy as the pneumatic wheels. N. Cluff & Sons, of the Seaforth' Planing Mills, are manufacturing and shipping large numbers of doors and window frames and sash- es. Mr. and Mrs. 'John Dodds, of Harpurhey, had some visitors re- cently from Flint, Michigan. They came all the way in their automo- bile. The town council are considering the advisability of establishing a municipal telephone system for Seaforth. * * * From The Huron Expositor &hoist 14, 1885 Mr. John Hannah, of the Seaforth Creamery, has sold his July make of butter for 183/4 cents per pound. On Sunday morning last the hand- some residence of Mr. Duncan Mc- Millan, Egmondville, was struck by lightning, but there was not much damage done. Several farmers in this vicinity have whole fields of spring wheat that will not pay for the harvest- ing, which had it not been for ruts would have yielded 30 bushels to the acre. Mr. John Govenlock, of McKil- lop, recently sold one of this thor- oughbred Collie pupils for $10. Mr. A. W. Wiltse, of Tuckersmith, delivered five head of cattle at Clinton on Monday that averaged. over 1400 pounds each. Arrangements are being complet- ed for the holding of a grand band tournament in Clinton next Sep- tember. Thos. Hall; of the Revere House, Brussels, lost his driving mare when she tried to jump a picket fence. One of the pickets penetrat- ed her body and she died two hours after. Mr. Luke Fortune, of Tucker - smith, was working around a reap- er. When in a 'meeting position, one of the horses kicked him in the head, 'cutting his ear and side of the face badly. He is much better now. A matched trot between five of the best "fliers" in Seaforth and vicinity, will take place in Fair- view Park this Thursday after- noon. Main Street has -recently been much improved in appearance by having the sides trimmed up and the water tables cleaned out.. SEEN IN THE COUNTY PAPERS Clear Property Joe MacMillan has moved the shed on the' property opposite the town hall, to his barn west of Lucknow. The .Bell Telephone Co. has purchased the vacated proper- ty, where eventually an office will be built when the local system is converted to dial phones. Removal of the building adds to the "empti- ness' of this block created by the removal of the avenue of trees to make way for a highway widening project.—Lucknow Sentinel. Event Lower Rate While no definite decision was - reached at the village council meet- ing last Wednesday night, it ap- pears as if the tax rate for Zurich may he a slight bit lever than it has been in the past years. Con; siderable discussion regarding the rate took place at the meeting, and a definte decision on the new rate is to be_reached this week. This hews will dengi ail is stntrise to bully ratogyers id the Village, who have Predicted b1ghes' taxes imeo Zurieb became incoiteriand. one factor which helps this year is the slightly lower school rate.—Zur- ieh Citizens News. Lady Godiva? A constable faces a ticklish pith- lem when he has to deal with a young lady riding around The Square on her tricycle wearing nothing but her birthday suit. P.C. Alex Sellars faced that one Satur- day morning. While amused shop- pers turned and smiled ,the con- stable h* the young girl by the heed and started to take her home. But she couldn't say exactly where she lived. After scores of bluehes and hundreds of steps, the con- stable finally' found the South Street addreaS of the young lady. When the constable arrived at the home, with the youngtter (covered only hy a Wad stags) in town, the =other Was even more embarrass- ed than anyenet—Goderich Slice* tie Ittitabage Itthg ealltd at the offinki Tait Week tVith sitniiidS: (Continued on rue 3) 4 t' t I