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Easter Seals Provide Opportunity To Help
Spring suggests a new season of
warmth and sunshine and growth. •
This idea which is so central to
Spring, is central also to the Easter
Seals campaign. For the children,
and the grown-ups, who have been
struck by some disease such as polio,
that impairs the use of their limbs,
nothing is more essential than an at-
titude of confidence and hope that
the future will bring progress and
recovery.
It must be hoped that this concept
of a new beginning which gives
meaning to Spring, and on which
those who are crippled base their fu-
tures, will also visit the hearts of the
people of Seaforth and district. It
must be hoped that all will give gen-
erously to this excellent campaign,
-° and also thattheywill use the attrac-
tive Easter Seals on their mail as a
mark of their interest and concern.
There remain but ten days in
which to meet the local quota of
$1500; The 1,274 people who have
not responded to the appeal are re-
minded that the time is short.
• Homes throughout the Seaforth
area have each received an envelope
of Easter Seals. The Seals stand for
one of the most worthwhile causes
there is—that of assisting in the bat-
tle to aid crippled children.
The Easter Seal campaign hopes
to obtain $1500 from the people of
the Seaforth district. This is the
minimum required to permit the
splendid work to be continued.
In the days that have elapsed since
the Easter Seals were distributed,
,:$223 in donations have been received,
totalling $626. During the same per-
iod three persons took the trouble to
return the Easter Seals without in-
cluding a donation. Since the cam-
paign committee was, required to pay
return postage on these three en
velopes, a net loss I -6 -the campaign
'results.
There is a special. significance at-
tached to the. Easter Seal campaign
coinciding as it does with the arrival
of Spring. Easter Seals provide the
promise of a new beginning for some
crippled child, just as- the advent of
Federal OovQrnrent Sets Ba
Finance Minister Donald Fleming,
inhis budget. address, urged Cana-
dians to saire their money. "Practise
increased efficiency, productivity 'and"
thrift," was the way he expressed it.
The exhortation ' was one of several
similar utterances the finance mini-
ster has, contributed ` during recent
months.
, The difficulty that presents itself
in accepting Mr. Fleming's advice is,
of course, the example which he and
his colleagues in .the :Diefenbaker
government are setting.
The budget which he introduced
last week provides -for taxes of $5,892
million to be raised during the next
twelve months. 'When it is realized
that this is an increase of $591 mil-
lion over the taxes collected in the
preceding year, it can be appreciat-
ed how futile are the efforts which
the government is, putting forth to
operate the affairs of the country in
an efficient and economical manner.
-Were -these additional taxes going -
into programs of a permanent nature
—programs that would .pay their
own way and, prove an investment
for future generations, there ,Would
be little complaint. But what is hap-
pening?
In 'depart'ment after department,
personal staffs of public relations of-
ficers, secretaries, executive assist- -•
ants, and' so oh, have been built up
until today the number is almost
double what it was in 1957.
More millions go into costs of ser-
vicing the national debt which, in just,
over two years, has grown by more
than one billion dollars. As a result
Great Fleas a
"Great••fleas have Little fleas
Upon their backs to bite '.em;
And little fleas have lesser "fleas,
And Attie
ad infinitum."
No better evidence of this profound
truth is to be found than in a report
of the federal Department of Agri-
culture on its Entomology Research
Institute for Biological Control at t,
Belleville. The institute has a world-
wide reputation:.
During the past two years, says
the department, 5,000 species of pre-
dacious mites have been sent to Belle-
ville from many parts of the woad
for identification. As a result, 80
species new to science have been
found, adding to the nearly 30,000
species of mites of all types .already
in the catalogue. `
There is a most practical reason
for the .interest in mites, which are
tiny and usually microscopic crea-
tures related to spiders. Many kinds
of ited daiinage farm crops and'
Suit trees, especially those sprayed
With tIDT, T'er the insecticide de-
r ? , s the 6rietriies of mites.
This is were the Predacious mite'
conies in, He preys 'o ( the other
1010 ,
d Example in Expenditures
of all` time record deficits, ,.borrow-
„ ings by the Diefenbaker government
have forced interest rates to new
highs, and this is reflected in increas-
ed costs to the Canadian taxpayer. ,
So it goes. " Canadian Broadcasting
Corporation expenses are up $2 mil-
lion; unemployment insurance up by
$13 million; the post office up by $6
million. Proportional increases are
evident on behalf of the National
Film Board, the Canadian Maritime
Commission, and the recently creat-
ed Board of Broadcast Governors.
All this is but a reflection of the
lack of planning which has charas_
terized the day-to-day administra-
tion under' the Conservatives.
Government by •expediency may
be helpful from the standpoint of
votes, but it plays havoc with the
country's finances. It is unfortunate
othat Mr. Fleming and his colleagues
have not been -as- careful in managing
the country's affairs, asAhe suggests
the Canadian people should be in
managing theirs, .'
Every Man For Himself
It has taken unconscionably •„long
for the government to get around to
saying to the Canadian people;:- "In
event of .a nuclear attack we really
have no idea what to advise. You
will just have to decide for your-
' selves."
This, as nearly as we can inter-
pret from this distance, appears to
be Canada's new civil .defence policy
as outlined to provincial government
representatives in Ottawa.—Hamil-
ton Spectator,.
nd Little Fleas
mites, the ones that play havoc with
the horticulturist's fruit trees. How
effective he is as a control agent is
not yet certain. Scientists are trying
to find out, and in this project the
Belleville institute is playing a large
role.
Tentatively! it would seem that the
predacious mite is a'useful citizen to
have around.—Ottawa Citizen.
Bubblegum Spreads
One of the most intriguing bits of
recent news is that a bubble -gum
factory has been established in Coun-
ty Kildare, Eirie, of all places. The
implications are almost beyond im-
agination!
m-agination1
The Irish are a loquacious people.
They love to chat, and they have been'
known to debate, argue and even
quarrel. What if, in the mass, they
became bubblegum addicts?
The idea of a bunch of Irishmen,
all talking, at once and all chewing
bubblegun°i---and blowing it—at the
smile time makes the mind boggle.
Sure, and it would be worth a trip to _1010
I Ildare to see 10—Windsor Star.
fv:ea, fileehre
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"-Your's housebroken?"
SUGAR AND SPICE--
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PICE
By W. (Bill) B. T. SMILEY
Took part In a debate- on -Cana-
dian education last week, and
got me thinking about te who
business. I'm afraid we Fparen
don't give enough 'thought to th
education bur children are reeei
ing, and how it fits them to ente
society' and look the world ' in th
eye,
* *• *
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As long as our kids come home
with reasonable marks and their
own rubber boots,' we are happy . to
leave education alone. Adults im-
agine they have enough troubles
with the economic system, the
political system and the heating
system, without taking on some-
thing as complex as , the educa-
tional system.
* * *
And it is complex. Start a dis-
cussion about it and you'll find
out. A lady who is known as a
superb cook and homemaker, for
example, will tell you flatly that
teaching domestic science is an
utter waste df time, that girls
should learn it at home. She has
forgottenthat when she was mar-
ried, her piece de resistance was
mushroom soup on toast, and it
took her all morning to do the
breakfast dishes and make one
bed.
�. * *
I think domestic science is a
good thing. But I'd make some
changes in the course. One thing
girls should be taught is to get the
top off a jar of pickles without
going all feminine. They give a
couple of intellectual twists at the
dills, then hand the jar to big,
strong husband. This is good for
his -'ego, bad for his blood pres-
sure, as he will invariably lose
his temper, sprain his wrist, and
wind up pounding the thing on the
edge of the cupboard, cursing like
a Cossack.
* *. *
•
Domestic science, to my mind,
should be' a course which would
not only teach girls how to make
an apron or . a white sauce; but
how to make a happy marriage,•
They should be taught: tolerance,
forbearance,, patience,' silence,
thrift and humility; how to run a
power mower and a stoker; that
money does not grow on trees,
either deciduous or coniferous.
Why should their husbands have
tp spend the first ten years of
the marriage pounding these things
into them,, when they could learn
it all in school?
*. *
Manual training, or shopwork, is
another controversial subject inl
our schools. In my opinion, it
should be taught only to those
boys whose fathers have a work-
shop in the basement, My Dad
used to turn out lovely birdhouses
and things for me, while I stood
by and egged him on with admira-
tion of his skill. But my son has
a father, Who'can't nail two boards
together without making a hand
sandwich of it. The kid gets a D
in shopwork every term, and the
house is filling up with half -finish-
ed wall brackets and half -laced
key cases, '
* * *
Something I would definitely
chuck right out of the system is
religious instruction. It destroys
the respect of children for their
parents. I'm as religious as the
next fellow. But It's a blow to par-
ental pride to have the kids quiz
you and find you can't get through
the Lord's Prayer and know only
about four of the Ten Command-
ments.
*• * *
My prejudice against this course
was confirmed last year, when my
daughter, aged- 7 asked me how
many books of the Bible I could
name. So belp,me, all I could re-
meniber *ere Matthew, Mark,
Luke and .'Sohn. There was an in-
solent silence while 1. groped. I
suggested Jonah. Her lip curled
and I had to sit, shamefaced, while
she reeled them off, ,from Genesis
to Revelations, in a triumphant
singsong.
***
One thing I would like to see
added to the curriculum in our
public schools is a course in ethics
and mariners. We could call it So -
Bial Behaviour or something fancy
like that, It would start by teach-
ing youngsters that practically ev-
erything they learn at home; is
wrong. At the same time, they
would be £aught to treat their pari
ants with respect instead of de-
rision. This, as you an see, would
be -a difficult- eourse, and would -
require specialists to teach it. .•
* *•*
For example, at home kids, -get
the idea that (a) the world owes
them a living, and that (b) the old
man will supply it until the world
starts to kick through. At school
they would be' taught that it . is a
privilege just to be alive, and that
they owe the world their best ef-
forts and the old man something
better than a room in a nursing,
home when he can't produce any
more: -
* * *
In this course, children would
learn the rudiments of kindness,
generosity, trust and sympathy. To
some extent this "would offset the
themes like, "Never give a sucker
an even break,' and "Nice guys
finish last," and "Don't trust no-
body," and "Always look out for
No. 1," which are instilled in them
by well-meaning*
parents.
Girls would be taught that it
takes more than a bust and a be-
hind to make a well-rounded wo-
man. Boys would learn that good
manners are more important in a
man than good looks. Girls would
be told that their primary role in
life is not improving the charac-
ters of mea, but having healthy
children aiid a good marriage:
Boys would get a grounding in the
fundamentals of their lifelong
career—trying to handle women
and children without resort to
violence,
* * *
Aside from these few points, I
can't find 'much wrong with our
educational _system. Except that
the arithmetic, science and gram-
mar are too difficult. I can't even
do it myself, I've discovered when
helping with homework, so how
can the teacher's expect the poor
kids to do it?
(By REV, ROBERT H. HARPER)
PALM SUNDAY
The day of the Triumphant En-
try of Palm Sunday was a day of
great contrasts. There was the
great contrast between those who
came with Jesus from Bethlehem,
stewing branches of frees before
Him and, identifying a occasion
as fulfillment of an ancient pro-
phecy, crying, "Hosanna!, Blessed
is He that cometh in the name of
the Lord," and those in the city
who were moved by the coming of
Jesus, and said, "Who is this?"
Just a Thought:
"I will forgive you, but I
won't forget it." Is this true
forgiveness? It cannot be. It
is just atiother way of saying,
"I will fell you that you are
forgiven, but I do not mean
it." Forgiveness must come
from the heart.
There were sharp contrasts be-
tween the treatment the Lord re-
ceived from those who strewed
branches before Him as He enter-
ed the city of His fathers and -the
treatment•Ile had in the clays that
followed, when He was led before
Pilate's judgment seat, and when
He was beaten with many stripes
crowned with thorns, and crucified
between two thieves.
They who rejected Him may re-
mind us of fair-weather Christians
who may worship Him on a bright
Sunday, but fail Him in the stormy
days that follow, and to those Who
profess their loyalty to Him when
all runs smooth and even, but fail
'Him in the hour that tries men's
souls.
If you would follow Jesus, you
must follow' Him every day and
hour until you reach the pearly
gate.
"Did you hear about Jim? Ife
went blind drinking ocffee?" '
"Really? How did it happen?"
"Ile left the spoon in the cup,"
0111•6•11•100.,,...
Book Cashier: "But with'Wlitlir5
do yop want'to open a joint ac -
Count?"
PAPA.: "Oh, I'm not fogey. Just
anyone with a lot of money."
(Prepared by the Research Staff
of Encyclopedia Canadiana)
Is Acclamation a_ Canadian Word?
Certainly the word itself is not
of Canadian origin. But its use in
the phrase "elected by acclama-
tion," meaning elected without a
vote because there is no opposing
candidate, would seem to be pe-
culiar to Canada. At any rate,
this meaning of acclamation is not
given in any authoritative English
or American dictionary.
What is§Actinolite?
Actinolite is a mineral, a sili-
cate of calcium, magnesium and
iron. The fibrous variety is often
mistaken for true asbestos. De-
posits of this mineral have been
noted in Quebec, Ontario, British
Columbia and the Yukon, but the
only deposits ever worked in Can-
ada were- those near the village of
Actinolite in Hastings County, On-
tario. They were mined intermit-
tently from 1883 to 1927. The min-
eral was ground, mixed with coal
tar and used for roofing purposes.
§§
When Was Canada's First Census?
Almost three hundred years ago
—in 1666. In that year the great
Intendant Talon directed the tak-
ing of a census that probably ante=
dates any other national census' in
the world in the modern sense of
the term. Talon himself acted as
one of the enumerators. The 1666
census ascertained the number of
inhabitants in New France, their
sex, age, marital condition and oc-
•eupations. The count -was 3215 per,
sort's..—A,,complete census of the
Ddminion is taken every 10 years
—the next one will be in 1961—and
a partial one is taken midway be-
tween the regular decennial ones.
§ §
What Was tie West's First
Newspaper?
The Nor'Wester, the first news-
paper in the Canadian Northwest,
was established in Winnipeg in
1859 -by William Coldwell arld Wil-
liam Buckingham. It was publish-
ed fortnightly and reflected the
views of the small but -vociferous
Canadian party in the settlement.
It attacked the charter of the Hud-
son's Bay Company, - aroused.
doubts of the validity of the land
titles of the old settlers and
preached immediate annexation by
Canada. The fedrs thus aroused
provided the foundation for the
Rebellion of 1869-70. Both Coldwell
and Buckingham were„born'in Eng -
and, the former coming to Can-
ada in 1854 and joining the staff
of the Toronto Globe. In 1859 they
conveyed a press, type, ink and
paper to the Red River by oxcart
to set up their new paper. Buck-
ingham later returned to Upper
Canada and became owner of the
Norfolk Reformer, then of the
Stratford Beacon, before serving
as private secretary to Prime•
Minister Alexander Mackenzie
from 1873 to 1878.
A MUFF' OTTAWA REPORT
AGAIN THE' CROSSROADS since the United States took an-
, other step forward by choppin
OTTAWA -- Back • in September
1958, Prime Miriister John Diefen
baker turned his back on the CF
105, Canada's fastest and most ex
pensive piece of military hard
ware, and pointed the nation's de
fence policy into the missile age.
Into the discard went $400,000,
000 worth of research and develop
ment, and out instead went an or
der for $125,000,000 worth of shiny
new Bomarc missiles, semi-auto-
matic ground environment direc-
tional equipment, and new gap -
filling i'aders to plug holes in our
continental air defence network.
The switch brought cries of an-
guish from the Canadian aircraft
industry, and immediate unem-
ployment in a vital sector • of the
economy.
It was a decision, however, that
had to be made sooner or later,
and Canadians looked hopefully for
a sane and sensible mid -twentieth
century defence policy at Last,
Despite " the immense saving
which resulted .from the scrapping
of the Arrow, however„ defence
costs have remained high the
highest of any branch of govern-
ment„reating up 25 cents of every
dollar that flows into the treasury
at the rate of . $100,000,000 a week.
And where are we today?
We have—or at this stage, plan
to have—an anti; aircraft mjasile
that has yet to pass a single test.
We have nine squadrons of eight-
year-old sub -sonic jet fighters to
guard the home front, and an air
division in Europe that has new
strike -reconnaissance aircraft on
order.
The army, • 50,000 -strong, has
been swung over largely to civil
defence -,:,duties, since the day of
the foot -slogger seems to be over.
The navy is pursuing the specializ-
ed art oLsttbznarine-hunting; in col-
laboration with the air force. Capi-
tal ships and submarines remain
beyond our financial reach. And.
today, 18 months after ..the fateful
decision to cut back on the Arrow,
(it was finally killed in February,
1959) and the advent of the
Bomarc, defence is again at the
crossroads.
- back. its own Bomarc program,.
and spending the money instead on:
- ICBMs and Minute -man satellites:
in space. What our American.
- friends have done, in effect, is to)
step out of the orthodox defence,
- field and concentrate instead on
- building the massive deterrent. In:•
- stead of protecting herself from:
Russia, the U,& will threaten im-
mediate retaliation for any hostile.
move.
The plain fact is that we just
can't afford to defend ourselves in
the style to which we would like
to be accustomed.
A few miles to the south, we
have a giant neighbor who is ready
and willing to take, over the job.
But the. price of this aid and sup-,
port is the Ioss of .our national
identity on the battlefield, and to
some extent our sovereignty over
our own real estate:
Canadian governments, both Lib-
eral and Conservative, have been
treading this tight -rope ever since t
the Second World War. The advent
of the atomic bomb pointed the
way, and the' simultaneous arrival s
of the intercontinental ballistic a
missile and Russia's Sputnik faced n
us squarely with the dilemma, The
Diefenbaker .government's answer
has been to pr"ovide the amount o
of defence ,it feels we can 'afford.
At best,"Mit'leaves us half -safe in- a
today's world of threatened instan-
taneous destruction.• t
Parliament has been wrestling i
with the biggest .of all problems t
But can Canada afford eb play
in this league? The Government,
says definitely not, and can mar --
shall impressive facts on Alined -
can
ineri-can defence spending to prove it.
The costs, to a nation of seventeen
million, are simply prohibitive.
And this is where our political
leaders split.
The Conservatives, under Prime
Minister Diefenbaker and Defence
Minister George Pearkes, say we
cannot abandon the Bomarc be-
cause it would leave our skies rak-
ed to attack from the air.
The Liberals,. under Lester Pear-
son,. say the Bomarc is useless and
should be abandoned, as the U.S,
is doing. They say, in effect, that.
Bomarc or no Bomarc, our skies
are still naked to an air attack.
They offer no alternative to the
Bomarc as such, but have asked'
that defence policy be examined
across the board by a Parliamen
tary committee. This has so far '
been rejected by the Diefenbaker-
Government.
While the Government, through
External Affairs Minister Howard
Greene, will bend every effort to
make world disarmament a re-
ality, disarmament is not likely
to come quickly enough to enable
the Government to avoid some
funddian.amentaldefence rethinkinglicy of Cana -
What
What Parliament and the Gov,
ernment should be doing is. to.
spend less time on the Bomarc,
and• more time on a re-examina-
tion of Western defence strategy,•_.
and what the proper Canadian role
in such strategy should be. If
Canadian dependence on the Unit-
ed States is not to continue to in-
crease, the • possibility of having
North America . defence covered
by NATO must be explored. If this.
were to be done, NATO would need"•'
strengthening from its present.
weak position, and this is anarea
in which Canadian initiative in
past years has • played a useful.
role.
It is also probable that' only a
strengthened NATO would have
any hope of effectively reconsid-
ering current Pentagon -dominated
defence strategy which is geared
o a massive nuclear deterrent to
make up for Western weaknesses
in conventional arms. As things
tend, a threat by conventional
rms can "only be countered by
uclear' weapons. The West could
thus be committed to use nuclear ,•
weapons first. We may, face an all
r nothing decision on the use of
armed forces, rather than being
hie to tailor the size of the force
to the size of- the threat. Unfor-
unately these more fundamental
ssues are not being dealt with in
he Bormae debates.
IN THE YEARS
AGONE
Interesting Items gleaned from
The Huron Expositor of 25, 50
and 75 years ago.
From The Huron Expositor
- April 5, 1935
Alvin Dodds, of McKin171p,, and a
graduate of the Seaforth Collegiate
Institute, has been appointed prin-
cipal -..of, the Exeter public school.
A visitor at the Seaforth spring
show lost 'approximately $115.00
,while the show was on.
Mrs. Upthegrove, of Fort Erie,
has moved to Seaforth and will
make her home with her father,
Mr. S. Gottschalk.
Rev. Jonathan Goforth, D.D.,
veteran missionary, addressed. -a
large congregation in First Pres-
byterian Church here.
Hon. Ian McKenzie, M.P.,' will
speak in Cardno's Hall Friday,
The 51st anniversary 'of the or-
ganization of the local Army Corps
was held on Sunday, and since
founded in 1874, forty-six officers
have.been sent out.
At Tuckersmith council meeting,
John A. McGregor was awarded
the contract for operating the
stone crusher at 20c per hour.
Maple syrup making is still the
order of the day since seeding
operations came to a standstill by
the sudden change in the weather.
Mf. Alex Mitchell, of Manley, is
busy making his rounds cutting
wood before he starts his ,cuStom
sawing of the large stock of logs.
Mrs. F. H. Larkin, formerly of
Seaforth, fell down some Steps and
met with a serious accident when
she opened the wrong door in the
house in the dark.
A very good crowd of both on-
lookers and exhibitors were re,
ported at the Seaforth Spring Fair
on Tuesday. The fair commenced
with a parade of animals up Main
Street, led by the $eafuith High-
landers Band,
§ §
From The Huron Expositor
April 1, 1910
With the approach of Spring,
the Hensall onion growers are al-
ready sowing the seed and a large
quantity Will again be put in this
year.
The weather for the past week
has been delightful, and as a con-
sequence a number of farmers in
the Kippen vicinity are busy seed-
inSeaforth merchants are taking in
large quantities of eggs, which
shows that the hens have got down:
to work again for the season.
James. Cumming, of Egmond-
ville,- has sold his 50 -acre farm to
Mr. George Strong:
Tuesday next is the Seaforth
Spring Show and with the roads,
red streets- in good eundludn, there
should be a large display of horses.
Saiiiebne attempted to' force
thel3' way into. the CoMi ietel
Hotel through drie of the bedrooms.
Mr. McLennan, who met the in-
truder, threw him out on an ash
heap in the backyard.
On the third full `moon of 1910
the tribesmen of the Orient met
in the Mocha Sanctorum at the
oasis of Seaforth,
Mr.,vJ, T. Curtis, principal of
Seaforth public school,, has been
elected a member of the execu-
tive of the Ontario Teachers'•'sUli-
ance.
Archie Aitcheson, second son of
David' J Aitcheson, • of McKillop,
won the gold medal in the cattle
judging contest at the agricultural
school at Olds, Alberta. '',--
Readers• will be pleased to learn
that all dangers of a 'tariff war
between Canada and the United
States is over.
Mr. M. Y. McLean has been sub-
jected'. to considerable criticism be-
cause of his declaration in the
House of Commons that Canada is
under no special obligation to
Great Britain.• -
§ §
From The Huron Expositor
April 3, 1885
The residence of Mrs. Crich, in -
Clinton, narrowly escaped destruc-
tion by fire on Tuesday morning.
Some young people, driving home,
saw .the flames. The fire was at
once -ut out.
On Friday a collision occurred.
on the London, Huron and Bruce
Railway, this side of Londesboro.
Two locobiotives were slightly
damaged and three or four cars
were some what broken. Both
trains were going very slow.
Messrs, Kyle and Mustard, of the
Egmondvilie Mills, gristed 9,120
bushels of -wheat -luring March.
This is a showing which cannot
easily be beaten-.
An effort is to be made' to get a
telephone line in Brussels.
Mrs. Charles Carter, +l(,h conces-
sion, Tuckersmith, sold her farm
to her neighbor, Mr. James Mc-
Queen, ' for $2,800. .
Mr, William Ross, of concession
4, Tuckersmith, had a cow which
dropped a calf recently weighing
416 pounds at birth. This is -aa
enormous weight, and if the calf •
follows up the start it has get .it
will be the size of an elephant be-
fore it is four years old. •
• Mr. William Chapman, Tucker -
smith, has two cows which pre-
sented him with twin calves this
season. Theyare all doing well.
On the evening of the 22nd of
March, Rev. •T. G. Thomson, for
the past eight years pastor of Un•.
ion Presbyterian Church, Bruce -
field, preached' his farewell ser-
mon.
Messrs. McDonald, Walton, have
got in a very large stock of logs,
and yvill:; o,ble to keep their mill
running longer than usual.
On Thursday evening quite a
large part of the roof of the Lake ,
let skating rink fell in, caused by
the weight of the snow on it. No
one was hurt.
A SMILE OR TWO
First little boy in hospital ward:
"Are you medical or surgical?!'
Second little boy: "I don't know. ,
What does that meah7"
First little boy: "Were you sick
-when you came here, or did they
make you sick after you got.
here?"
"And when you awoke to find
your wife pouring kerosene over
you," the judge jnquired, "what
did you think she intended doing
to you?"
"I'm afraid, your honor," the
husband ruefully replied, "that,
she was trying to make 4 -`fuel' of
me."
The world's best after-dinner
speech: "Waiter, please give me
both checks."
?NN NARY FAMILY
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JUST GOING 10
MIND SOME
MEAT
EGAD -%OU HAD
ME WORRIED
FOR A MINUTE!
-Burrow SEE YOU
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