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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1893-10-27, Page 3- BABBLE FROM B $ een Victoria's - Lively Interest in the Succession. " THE VAMPIRE PERS. _ - -The Clerk of the _ closet_ . eete- siis Arduous- Dittlert-A- arouse Elephant • e oet, tthe..Bampageetincie or a imItheAll- lbei-,111ente New 'Words -•-• rerthmd.'s Baby Boy -Wealth • Itoy"--Wesath Of the Young - •TItcbfleld.- •- - - - : ' 'EGiDE15Ly the House of York. is ab present .fleurisking -in mere senses-- than •ne. Her - hfl..4jesty •Qaeen, -Victoria has .40 length - -get- over her We fancifut-ob; jealous to rrineets' May ee a daughter- in-law, and • haeing acceptedthe bevita- ble With co inpliwee cy has tiken her Ulti- mate PeeeeeSeI be herarm a With affa- erien and Made much of her. At one time the old lady appeared comparatively indit; iterent_ to the charms and merits oliee 'eldest sine* .family, her attention being almost Monopolized' by the Motherless -daughters of Princess Alice the children tot the rinke and Duchese of Connaught, left in her Charge'whilet their perente were in India and last, ,but not lomat, the yeung Bettenla;egs. -Albert Wilward'is mini 'and _den tare - hardly required any grand maternal At - Oen. beingset up with *e miner Court of their own, and following_ their -favorite-nur- se-its with friends according to taste. Hew; ever', thedeith of the Duke -of Clarence pro- -4110.8d a -powerful effect- upon. Her Majesty, ' who itoneediately perceived that -the -succe3- • • sionto her throne might* de -Votive in an un. ‘. -desirable quarter if the Prince of Wale' one surviving son, then recovering front a • dangerous illness, were not. mended- and married with as little- delay as posaloie. Her solicitude Over the Duke e cif York's • healthis-now very marked; so nettch so, . that she likes to see him at frequentinter- vals, toMake sure with her own eye e that he is looking well and. proper dare Of hie' priceless health. - TRYING TO KUELOM TIlit IJOE:D; The throwing out of the -Home Rule Bill • Is nothing short ef tbeemereekue. . The *tare district traverited_iri the animel pie. genii the appearance of a beMbardinent so far u im.pendingg wallsare. -ceeetiineidt and_ It Is estimated that the damage dene.in.. the five hours -during w.hicle the elepbant wait et his cleritruotiee. game. -will cost Seeger, -the Circus proprietor, many thoufiands.ot HAD -A BANKRUPTING . • A boy at -Eton hae init. eteppeir Into n EarldeMthrough the death Of- bie . Oared! mother,. the Ceunteee Of Rei heti. The •Earit wail created: in." 1427, end" the- he Countese was the seveeteentli • in- suceitelein :tett he title, bet:ogling Ceuntess -.of llotees on the death of her niece -i lebreiryi 1886. John, elxth Earl, of. Beitheet: 'was . ore ated Duke .of Retbec by Kieft -Cheilee;Ife, teed having been Lela Chancellor Of Sootlatel- ita hie reign. . died at the peteco. of, elielyreot Hoese. • King Charlet Ile ordered a •Staee- funeral, . whichrivafled in -spieled -or thet.of. the first: Duke of .W611140611', in 1852. ; btit His Majesey having _belied .. to pay: ter .the - voile the btirden ef bkexpentes fell -.ripen the Balm family, who had to pee b with all theft, hada itt the counties, ef F a•fareitiite, Perthshire, Kincardineshire, Aberdeenehire, Moray ehii. ei and. inutile -Of thetr .propetty itt .the. comity ef.. Fife, ein- ehe -preeent estate is. $ttesated. The ettate is still, heavily- burdened with the •belarece of' the huge debt cautied • by that 1.01Etravegent NormanEvelye Lealie.(eetnteeenly celled Lord Leelje) the suCceisiort.,_Wes born ln 147. He nOW-becoinee 'eighteenth' Bert of Within. - • e • .ROSEBBillet MOTHEIt. • i WINGS ANDeltEtTBINIttt.. Sew the Fathe,edSOflls1Ie111 Are IllauOh • . , • - • - - • ••_erre/Ito a Biaribirle Taste. . • , It fi impusible te;lieve. that, tendet- heeited. ladies 'would te the arbitieiy diotatee Of 'the milliner that "wing. ere going to be worn this Belies "-if they real- ized the cruelty thatthis fashion halide on the dear little birds Whose beauty IS their deem. • Reati letter *fibril a lady in the _seuth : • • . . 4;41e:item ramble through the -feted. We kneW:the.carpet of moss is thicker, tbe fern trends berve-grewn iotiger, and bile &were. esteeeesenmed a tioher rene. The birds -are. reitiog their. young,* and. it 19 at this season that their plumage is the iezightest; . Ah! we lied forgotten that the 'profeeeional bird 'hunters- are not Ignorant Of this.- We hear :the clack (4 -their firearrhalrem °Tory. dime- -Hen. • .They grow to very. cruel in the praotice oltheir - biutal. - trade; and they :we well paid- for their 'share in the work of adorning tattier? hats; "What eethie at Our feet ? le..a dying, blot- Thiewinge :only were sought in, this ewe" for those:members have been torn fiem italldy while it was yet ! The hunter heel • --to time to give le of mercy.' No indeed he hastened. en, hating:some brother Niinrod -Weed& eloretatall - itt. ruitileody dant: alia ler and near the gaining other prime.. r,. parent birds ire weeds are re.soundiitgte with the :Pitiful -totems of the young /Mee dyieg of starve.- tiOn in their nests. • • Weecan- bear this no _longer, and rush from the derietire.ted:Plain, Or beans filled With grief, pity, rage .and horror." - ..ethink. of this, MO ladle, when you hear the . syren, voiee of th 'wing would scat, ye wounded' Midi and the litentitliD611. . - fie Wanted loans *Stem Kind Dear Mother • Tied to Make. Lord .Rosebery, the present Fpeetge. Minister -ef Great* Britaie,-. can boast- ef hateiog the most charming mother "cf- any man in the British Peerage. The tItaehese of Cleveland reside,- at Rabe, Castle, which Lord Beaconsfield Os deicribed is the enie place in Englited, except Aluwick Ceetle, which came uP. .. to his Ideas of the country seat of a great noble. The Duchess is -a literary wernan, and dont:deb inherited her literary tastes from her. brother, the late -Earl Stanhope. . The pictures, statuary en&weiks of see at Reby ate priceless,. eettl therein one of- thereetos eine:seed that 1 *favorite, Power's," Greek-Siteve " the 'greet iettraetton of the exhibitien 1851, but Which is .familiar to all .by meant of .eie gravinge and photographs. - "Here 1 bit I -sity, Matta 1" •:" Yee, James 1" _ 66 Yee. I've been making a etudy of late ef my *constitution, and I've reached- arrivedoonie to the . eonolusien;-dee see '1 •-that. what my system needle's good orate meal porridge. Mark you, Maria -I said -good-not the sort et sticky stuff theit that idiot Of it lawny of yen!' inakeit-no, Marie! -belt real. poi riidge such- as my own dear mother7-now heaven,me! dear, and a credit to the t niece -use -tie make." - • Yes; Jimmie"' .• - 66 Yee. And what's more, . Marla, begin an oatmeal supper this very night ; and it you. and the -servant' care to *see how -One, ra -go -down to the kitchen. ztoirl. Maria, and give. Yeu elegem.; I.feal likete?' . - • t "Thank yin', JaMes." Milliner Viet "'this so well.? - Lit the • etareirg young Onel Orme to your mind andurge you te join the crusade whist one of the Worst timberlines of • our civilized age. eettetteeteree- -Slut Words. Six little Words lay claim to Me each -passing t day; • 4. 'ought, I mutt, can, I will, I dare, I may. I Ought, --that the law Gkxl.son my heart Juts written, •. • - ica44,1 The mark!for which my soul is with strong yearning. smitten. " I Must -that is the .bound set either sideithe way. ter....77.141=A By nature ani the world, so that I shall nob I Can-that-weasures out the power intrusted . Me • Of action;*now:edge, art,.skill and dexterity. I Will -no hiiTher crown on human head. can rest4 Tis freedcm's 1,ignet seal upon the, soul lre• pres-e,d. I Dare -4 . thi: device which on the seal . you read, By freedom's o pen door a bolt for time. of -need. i -may among i.nem all hovers -uncertainty; The moment, pi List at last decide what it shall be. • 1 • ought, na-us' , can, I will, 1 dare, I may: The -six lay 1.,im to me each, hour of every day. • • Teach me, 01,3-3d.1 and then, then shall know e4.0-1da That wh)ch tight to do, must, can, will, dare and ma3. A • 44 Well, yen needn't laugh, Maria.. •And don't perjure your immortal. soul • and say yeti weren'tlaughing-fer I saw you. Mind that." • They descend to the kitchen. • 46 Jane Anne, Mr. MaGro,wther's going to glee us- a leison in potridge-meking.." " Lor' IP • • • , "Don't bay 6.1oel mum,' -Jeep Annie If I Was Mie.MoOrowther PI reduce your pay fet your vulgarity: The pets are • in the scullery!, - I Suppose 2- Well, I'll just go down myself and get one. Oh, hang Ib all I". • • " EWE ERITIfT: TONGUE -TwiSTERS. .•-_ . A paper read before) the Chemicel Section . of • the Britieh Association by, Mr. • }van 'Leen is ea . striking illuetratien -lot the inennerin . which'the Ifaien4stA :ere adding to, If nob enriching, the Englieh Weep. The subjecttreated was "E het butanetet lirecarbeitylic Acid - and ite Derivatives," end the- folleviiine paragraph --Welt:tepee; .hy the -Lords. bee greatly agitated the petrels , • of the Liberals- ineEcgtend, who are .sWeare .m.n_ tir 'the "squiPedt4ian aqie ef tbelPhPer ' WhOn.sed-nialonito ether.- is . treated with leg vengeance agetnet the . Himite_ Of Peers i ethylene .- bromide the --. chief; predeot . hi . izing -a ciusadote abolish -.the cumbeesacane I stile,' trhztethylenediearboxylate 0.14. _(aere fellows .the formula). - But at the ilme ' and holding Meetings with &View eii Ogee-. . pieeei of machinery Which, they. ever. ta 'a •thne a.smalltenantity,. :of . Oil • and of high skid ripen eVery thing Which - tende. to the . - advancement and Arid belling point ie. formede_constititting. only enlightenment •Ot ' t‘thte• .Lebont 3 - per : oenie :of: the whole,. vehich ii. oenntrY -- The controversy r te fel"cti" "e -43-th I - butanetetracarboiylate. tlinothet 11,-;•• FMUION» IN FITBS. Catiadiao.ttarten anatserd to be the Mode e • : • This winter. Lords has brought t seine eurious atetietics to light 'With reference to the manner In which their numbers have: increased darieg recent generations. - -500 NEW ciiEATioNs .1N100 TEA.Ets The number of Peers in the Parliementin 1451 W$,11 o•oly fifty-one; in the *Qrst. Pee:la- ment of Henry VIII. 'there were 'twenty- nine • the greatest *number under thit- Mon 'tech was fiftytone... The•fies Pertiement of , James I. had eighty-two,. while the la -rot had form s' biSodium compeutd; which reacts ninety-dx.. In 16'28, -. .Chtfies readily with the iodides or chlorides of the there were 117 ; and in 1640, 119 ; while in I ielaohol radicals.. For exathple, when aoted . _ the. first Parliament. of Caarles 1- . t ere Were 139. In, the first of George 111. there were 224 ;, while 'at the begirkning of the preeent reign there were 439 - Since ' the year 1760 there have been cr-eeted eliont - 495 new Peers., and the cry is "Still they come." - • •• VAMPIRE' 1)BERs. ,. . Aceording to La ,i)fiyie,- with .00E8 . who. can afford • 14 Raselan sable is to be primes *able ..,-For thou Who cennet,- Canadian' Marten is -a capital substitute, and, if -not quite so fine as tee Itessian fur,-- ibe icomes Mere _within. the range of. the everyday buyer. •-Other good eriiibtaiitetese -are -Vishin Oi. Mink; T Which leek 'remarkably like .the geimine-arbiole., A considerable =Dint .of . In will be employed this . seleen on • .gewzilie noate, melee, opera and theatre Wraps,. am; elle... .Seal and, aettehan' will still e need,-.: but .the -meet .fitebioneble kind ef.t-he limit named far :wilt be 'the: soft, efinely-waved h)tinti,. - which_ loolel Item.. like. .jeWeleede Moire' piaih. than 'he, indite used to. Rieke etyliiiii oloeely7fibting (mete, ..or Blion•veste.- to-pied beck .With velvet Or tier lapels,- An; lir, other advantage of t it fur is that of being. exeeiedingly . supple ed - thio -skinned, and will not impart an awkwatd . appearance to -thefigtire. - : - -11 :-. . • ,- _ . • . Every _shade ef. • -,fox fur, leoin black, -Which hi priceless to silver, is to be .seenin. -Voss and maffee Ail, aiknelts and Labrador Of :mediate and atbainable , prices are -teed -for eliiit trininitng, liapels, collian, puffs, etre Canadian seal, a spegiee of soft,- --bleek fur, Nery-Plealianb and velvet-like to the touch, -.and :sprinkled with. eilver. hare; ,.:and keit jeelf. th9. price of.the - other _vele- lee, - is Muoh 'pairenizad for lining . orfara cleak.s, . and • is often, Be$II iii_the broad turnover collars of ,tetttef-dooregarinentee . I . Some of.the .molt - feehioreble -seal ., coats are teinerned ;with. sable. • Persian lode is .still m pree -. . i 1 :.. - • - .. - . 1 • Fur 10 especially. ffeiiiive in conehination iie.lih oloth and veleet.: - The lett(); is the efebeic, per exceilence, fee-- royal - Online,- ' whiclets to the fore Ithis' season, • .; *formuliate _ The .fact bleat thie interest- ing substance is produced in %Itch • small . quantities Made . its 'farther - in- vestigation :almost it matter - Of impelled- bility. Mete repently,. however, Preiessor Perkins has found that the substitution -of ethylene chlaride for the broniide.le effeotual la • greaely lecreselnkethet Id --etfiyi batanetetracarbexylete. When tretited- wieh sodium ethyl butanetetracarboxylate "James, dear I Whaltesthe-matter 1" "Why, !don't you Bee -1-' Did you net hear me? .IThinking there were three steps down arid -there's only two, I've shaken . 1. • . .. -myself till joint* are unlobeed--like that Belehaszar or • Whatever they called kith. Here! Come down -out of that.you dirty old potee-cOme down, I. say, 'at once, or Pit I'll -e6 1 wili:e-Come down and beeuieful if you can't be ornamental:" • • "James, dear, we always nee a goblet a eke bigger." _ - • • • • "De yon? I knew that, Maria -and thitt'e why the porridge never_ tasted geed. This is the correct size - for porridge for - *retie - New, - then, - lieten 1 .First Of - all, yen.. fill --up the Pot three parte fullWith boiling- water Out of . the kettle -see '?-that way ---three parts mind that-tand then you take your .meet--- ene handfulforeachperson and one for the -," WistIont of the Brahmin." •• e key TRUN.f. ew 01libt St= ries ot Phenonteneller Fut lane M Are to De Credited. ,hought thatAhis country Is .W and I away ant-ati of all others in the metter ef ra'.4v.lAy ipeed; and so it will prof behlteserptiee" many people to be bold thatVae 6 -faStk.s,' train in the world" 1. On an AmprIca..., arid nob a .British railway; ye siolt ius b-iien the base Anon last No- vember . The train is own as the "Empire State Express," Tilus from. New 'York to Buffalo, on the. Ne w York Central k Hud - pen Reed „Reenact The distance run le 440 miles, ewe' .the-.sehedule time is:eight - • L etire and forte- Minutes, which inciludestvee .etops only, together amounting tn.:fourteen _ • - • miuutea. It wP1 thus be Emelt that 440 miles -, are actiiillet. tee in 8 hours and 26 minute!, which 'works - ;tit to an :average speed of 52 17 *dee per hour •-; a truly -wenderfulpert formai*, WOIn the dietance Is 'considered, as it linpliee -.bet a Mile is en -a every ,07 1-5 seconde, for 8t bourn. _ There -are v ? traint in this country thelemeititate, average -speed in .excess .ef this, but vote that keep: it up fer anything - like the pain - diztarce. • For ISStat,cf, the - 4,18 Great Northern Elpress from: Grantham., rune to Kineell °retie, methei iodide the.r,eiaittion takes place .as fotlows: (tnesther- long forinula), ethyl dimethylbuteitetetracietboxylate, - b g Livened: And se on, Dr. Lean roilitig out hie • cliceplionems cerepetindi with- evideut zeste tato a final effort he prodiages "ethyl dibrorn Obuts ne tracetboxylete. How•Ar :tophanes wou'd haVeloved this man • Atriengst' this_inotley e as' the .whole world knew, . 'are tome :of the very - went oriefi that ever p.efixed -a title te their names, whilst the eecesters of many_ ef-the ell crusted type woald: in these days - have been in eil or - breaking eitenes Upon :the highway for an honest living. In a GA -fearing and motel 'nation like Eriglend it is &trifle antenaleue thee the Duke of Ste Altans.sheuld be still "pecd an enuted pen- _ Bien as the price of his ancestress' sheme.. Bat s9 it ise Nell Gwenne and Charles:lefe an-inierbus, and the. nation lies. to bear lt. Another ibigtirden the tri.rieh titxpayar has to sapPort- hi' the person et Vieceunt. 'Caine bermere. Thisi worthy'a encestert Sir Ste; _ platen Cotton, Was it hindeerne - loan In Me - time, and his detlendant drown $10 000 it year in_ rocognigen of tee.fact, Yet anotber illuereelert le Vieeount Cense, who porchee - ease -$10,000 for "-political : evicee," and Lord Thring wexes fat on a like- amount; . THE OF cLeeee. Many More of theti-blue,bleoded bfAiitise , ,areln receipt of large surne 'for past. and meet servideti render el - et imaginarily PoRTLAND'S.:,1320.3Y..BOL, - :The Duke Of Penland'. cennot get Used :to the delight of being. the fathee, of a. -boy, and His 6-teee ebsolutely the sieve :ef the 'itt. ftinitMaeqitist of .:Titietifield, teen: geir-g• se, fat to" some extent as .forgettlrig his .guests,j shootieg; and . everything .to to the *anti Of thit wonderful baby. - 14ke .the .li:eroortets who wear • • (or at..teeet have worn until lately)repronetie both in Eiteletteii andtFrence -the Bona-eke:are noble by, rijirth and creation on both Wei. -of /the Kt. There rete still .cennte .rand berme • iti ehe: -Nethertinds Who forth . branch ...roe •mainderto the:Bolder* of PottlendTin easee of theeettikedem. failing:;' -an :improtebte eventeas additien tO the' beby.Matqufs nd 1118.Gracete three brethere;, there-A.2.o at• ieftet three other male. Bentiekis who wAiiild berready and williog all.e, beyond a _doUbti- to atop into hiiveboes. . , . _ $2 000- e DAY. - . This -famous baby boy. Marquie belonOng • - - •--to,the Dake of Portland, and veto ; requirea ..stieketi exttao/dinary eeneuiet of. ici4eig aftei, Will in all probaielity, • teevo. a gefed . • r.) tiote And yen don't threw it in either-Tno, .Maria -net at ali-e-you let.; it trithile Cross fn. 1 hoer and 57 minute*, and the dis- theetigh-yetir finge.re-soe-and you -never taws' is 105i ,railes, or vert, close' -on 54 have any -lumps-understand?" - miles sat ft( at. The 10.15 a. M... 11.45 Yes, dear. , • • a m =1.03 • p. m. Great Weetern " Yes. And you get the spurtle. Where trawl; . kne,en. respectively Its the 1,‘ Oar - in-gciodness -is that spurtle. I had it in'my hand a littliage," • • el 66 That Waaa!tit you poked the fire with, • Janees : - •• . Mariad'ye take me for i grinning, chattering, born' idiot? Ne, that was ill When I employ a spade, it is fer spurtle ends -not for poker purposes. Give it -a wash, Jane Anne -the infernal stall take no harm. for a little, - rendered. Take in the preeent list the thin- of it if he lives.; for with his Egitatcm,r) - • - - • it • . ISlimptis of B-eadalleaneewhotilichet $101000 35,600 acres and $250,000- a year in Not- atautaily ef •the **6 best" ite Seewerd. of the. tinebamshire ; with- .81000 more- .Wereh Qww-nie haustIeld, fled 1-41rds Acton- Elna -$40, OC.0 annually. in Ceithness slette; j end A ROYAL' INCIDENT. See. hew it bubblee, Maria le -Its g tine. Thanke Jane Anne. Now thie porridge 1.M.,•,•tand Whiz,}t are both ,due Edinbugh at must -boil -for twenty minutes -mind that. 6,30 p.m. By the former route the -distance .That evokes the -strength of the.Ostmeal. and is 395 rmilee. and by the latter 100 milt*, • afahniaig11 Dutehmen and u each run from Paddington to !Swindon' (77i . one hour and twenty-seven min. uter,l'ithich inf•ans 52t miles • an hour. • The average speeds are higher, but •the dist. tesDee mienot he •ceMpared with the Amni- a= -_ • The only bflicg we have to oentpare with . it are -.the rune of the Great Northern and London lc ..Northweete, rh Edinburgh ex- resees wlece -each leave London at 10 a. it doesn't reduce tbe stuff to a pulp. 14 _Maria I . Oh ! Oh.! 1 Oh 1 !" "-Why, what's up? "Oh me! I'm scalded -4' help me -stop laughing, you two wretched feinales-o! ram this. spurt% down your throat's." 66 James - Jame rt 1 the porridge is 'ton- . 2) g o . • Let it boll. Curse the porridge, any- la Augw.t 1868. when it ran the 396 miles ' The. Austrian 'Enitieroi and the Ilmnaway paihsheind.. ' • From Isehl-corees the folleering incident, - which is reperted tirhave. happened a few days. before the Emperor joie& left that lovely mountain oi4y.. for the nianceuvree in Galactic, Two American . in Diehl have a mild witii them Who Is a peadeeoe, speakinge.vety Amperfeet German, and *bete ibosi-it is lei lead a beleitiful llttle 'daelishend by a qiain.- When the • ladies were ant walking.orie Morning ths. dog tore hinteelf away and dtsappearedinto-a tkilekeb. The gtel .guessed thet the deg had entered private groende, but jutiped over thehedge and fetiowed him; . Suddenly . elderly etficer stecid- before , her - and asked eer What- she was looking for. She told him; . and he-- :said .:. ts We *1st cell ; that Will bring him back faster‘ *-11.11tn running after hien. .- Whet iii hia name -?"..••• 66 Waldmann," • was, the reply, Toe .effieer took wiliest :Whistle tteit of hi. :-pecket, and alternteety alined and Whistled •for the deg, who 'did net restiend, thouzh he wait -beard beetling: hoarsely:in the dititanee.- ,- Then a: tercet guard cum, eanit the officer told. hire to fied the, dog, :and, asking. the. quidreen-.. where- the lived, teltithe Men to take 18 to the hotel the .neiriede :then . bowed • politely and wenieehie way.. The vadtoaneatelteel the forest gaard. who the geetientien was. , When. he told her That Wm our 'Emperorittvehei left. him to look for .the edeg by bin:welt and ran* back be tell her ladies. fIti,the evening an. imperial -Servant. •apPeared -in the hotel to ask. iehethe; the dog had been forted. • - 1 • ‘d-.• .whioh rewpo•F:tivelvelhows averages o . _ and 0.55 mi,es per hour, excluding the lour WO, arneun ing thirty.tve minutes, made by -each train. The fames' trete _ever rini in regtilerwerli in this -or- y ether country is the 10 e. M. • • Greet Northt,rn Edinburgh Express, ite 18 teas tinned de-ieg kt theraceto the North way. . 'Here, you pot ! • Omni up !-See, 1:dailyi in 7.,tieu. sand 45 Minutes, including 't Metrial2e-I lift it, and that StePS•it bubbling thtee zedesieemounting to half an hours over. . Now,----etir-etir--atir-gentlY , dem i' This reeans..,sn 4AVel age 'speed of 51 2-3 nilet lt, • Jane . Anue-Gandiei.1 -but- it Smells . an hour exchriing 'store On • the last day goed.1" - . • 1. I . of the " me "the train ran the whole dllie I Twenty zninutes liter. - i Uncle.; inc udinv stops, in 7 hours 27 min - "Now . then -there !--thanir ge4ven; ntgo...-Eriglish Exchange • ' that's dens. And We'll have a gleriousifeed. •- . • - • See- hovi it pour(' i7-Greitt Scot 1" : 1 •The British Anny. - 66 Why Jarnes, it'll full of lumps; and . _ there's es•mucti. sticking. to - the boetem of 1 The generai %maim]. return -ef the British ;- the petas therels in-thipletee. AnclWhat . army bar the *tar 1892, with. al3stracts fOr " Meria,et think:you've let* it burn.. . Ili been l'Asucd' hb 61 Pairliamentid7 PaPert -It beg down the back 1ike4 man with the was 213 540. This total IS made up ai s roll, all ranks,- during 189.Z. you'd do it. - And there you standi Snigger. , the regolar palsy. : D'ye think I can't make .porrtdger lowitt little ie hi Cavalry, 1,318 ; caValry: e4 VIVA James, e sheeye like. Bait in ef the line; 18,387 ; goyal ArtillerY, homes . ettinfee .. . - • • . ' 3,740 - fiekl 14 308 • mountain 1 277 - , • , / 9 5 7 • • B i,ipert, together: with a *w*t-le -,-)100- pf 25 000 More in Ayrshire •wert.h $350„liFti: a - others *11Q do nothing for their menet!, but year including niineral eights,: to • Bey • eeth- - -• eltAtve it ie‘titiarly ;froth •tha triteaury ali lithe lee of outlying propertus, the Lord ecif Welbeck is, or ought to be one ot-Ithe ' • no:nle. Titp only mice of the ewhole. gamut who reallyteeens bie pee. is tho clerk- 01 . -the richest meenbereof the Bribleh titled- aileto- Ceesie, a Sort of, glorik d male ciloy; :•`:- whose -annual :stip4id Ilheeffice isa sineenr.e, tett his Money ic won,h :the -title he beers, if only, for -the befkong:ot the'British constitnthtn - Must heel( a Clerk- • . the Closet and cen't. get on withene hie.henoti overpaid for the hoeet of his erne°. . AN ELEt4A1ST: T.B.$ BeARLPACM; The:northern • pert of:Leiden lute been' -.thrown into a state of _Wild. comnietten by - the vegeriestof a -clime elephant, who be coming -Welty, beeepecl from: 6ie keeper .iiicad ran amuck thteug-ht the principal :streets:of diatri covering semei -eight or ten'udies. • Wnere =he Anima Wanted to go ho - Went._ .13rick. wank-. faeces, inizieteiail.; • : inert sett .for - wire mere ._•unconeldered _ _ . . - "trifles to the barky beast_ ; he steeply. thee* thetn-asede- walked through theme _ bia own: eweieit _lin his jeg ..tret through •- the varitens 'perish** that took fetioy.- re destroyeet 6e:et. 104)- garden wells and. iieventy other obstructions that barred bringing. up :ultimately 'in 'a , . some .years_betore -he had &en and Which he seeined to know _. fences an • his progr. field wher Boynton Making Money. *The - chute' of _Ceptain .Boynteti- hat a caprtOtty for making Money. which mi94.19. chn.tist The day's -takings of it boat are, on the average, about a hundred and fifty pounds, " and •the total aVerege- eernings Ot the.six boats are ableat L90,3 it dee,. , . - • • . - • - i the years 187:3 eo 1892 inclueive, has just . a smell !" amens way. e flight .have known states- the.'.; average effective strength ef • C • " ()envie you. -de-you alwaysi r were gatrleen• /let .dele corps of -Ordnance En - darned peril/mime Here ;J Wits tbe blasted !. taneets. 16.536 ; Royal ,Pigineeriii .7,458 Gu-ircoli. 5949; infantry ef the line, .0.141741 -Corps, 4,3t6 ; Army an egg te supper. AO the next time yen 133 110; persuade Me. to cook porridge-„Tdarn I me if 4- Strvjoe °or Po• 3/492. ; •Ordnenee Steite -I don't emigrate atd leave you to ge, home - -Corm ; corps - Armourers, 317; to your met r.".7 Quiz; 66fEli e. greatest bridge builder in the I werld. • the spider," siyi the New Yorke iS.'re. There iia pint en the Meramio !river, not ler from Missetiri: Pacific hrtrige; where a large spider' Made • a bridge, cleat itoro-sr, a distance of over 200- fp.Aid,-- sent out, -$g/Le string, wh.ch was canted iicroes the stream by thebreetii and -lodged. hi a tree. opposite. . Was *ell bilmed by guys to other. brenchee, and thus fifty feet. above the water stait-a perfect-Os- peneion bridge.. In cOmparlsort With this ,inseCt Work !ie N. is_ gars and B. oo.10,31-1 bridge! ate trifling!" • - onortere 66. Deeds•net word0,1! is . injunction A PALACE CAB liOlt BABY. ' - It Mai Beadily Be Made Out of a 'COmmen Kitchen Thine. • i* • - . 1 - 66 Take a' pine kitchen table,"pays the Boston Traveller, adding- the relieving elawe that it needn't be •"turn it Upside down and pub castors en • the 4' under side; end strips of woad two inche wide, the first 8, the seeord 12 Welles from the floor,land there ip your -bex. Next pad the stripe and the lege, ami, cover with gay cretonne; then, with a mattress of cotton, in a Cheete-ctoth slip, and . you have a -Pull- man palace oar for a baby. Tie the teem to the slats with long tepee, and all you have te de iii to put the baby inside and keephim there without crying." - • . A Careless Servant. ..--Master---How is this, Bridget! my coffee to -day- is much stronger than it* is usually. • - ervan r -01r, please, sir, I've made a s gi * mistake. I gave yo.tt the wrong cup: That Is my oeffee.;---Schalk. - • A Paisley gentleman, hearing that two of his female relatiens had :quarreled. asked: 'Hee they creed each ithei ugly t" " na." "Ah. weel then I can mile it , up t robe alloseee: (veletas, Ple- Illter.-tongued reel. estete ageeett !riot. • - the often have considerable diffiotity m .17t. lowing!, 4- de-th.tb.4..em lett" _ • Medleal .8 elf Corps, 2,432. The average steength bt renke was : Officers 7,653; warrant 'offic--le, 850 ; sergeants, 213,331 ; trninpellerP, eeee-Thers and buglers, -3,413 ;, rent d file, 188,213. The average total. strength rof .11‘: ermyeat home.was 106,115; abroad, 107,425. The effective strength, according -fee latesb returns received on January is, 1893, was 217,789. *The total en the correspaiding. date, 1892, was 211ee 590., , • • * John Snelling, who 18 a firm believer in thettfficieey of the rabbit.fecit in promoting luck, explains the suelones of the :Vigilant even the theory that he paid a negro boy to placeright under the Vtgllant's jib-beom mere than a Week ago, ; while shel was ln deck, the foot ef a rabbit which was slain graveyard. a' 12 o'olook at night, dark of the moon: ' This incident - likely to increase the demend for the rabbit foot talishian. . • 1 . . - a. jovialeeMpany iome time each tecetded. ittlauTte-,-,ette ize-riete eiesStil in Fiance, Which, upon trial,. has given Meet retatitable restate:. It is of 6:3 blokes Cialibre and over 47 feet lorg. Te this enoe- metis length the wonder-ful- initial velocity of ite polectile-iii 8ttribute:6, 'Bee velooity e act ed the ph.inGverial figure of: alined - 4 000leet a eecond iniipassieg previons I • . records. - A case Orwell -heed -eke bead- of cham- Palilit,. Prin6s Rupees Drop., • Prince Bep rp's drop le the most Curious, wonder et bee glessrnaker's art. 'These are simply the cLeepiege of Molten ,glites, their curious properties. being the midi) -ef their being seddenly "elated. Owe -el these drops." can be -smaitly. hammered upen, the larger end without oansing fracture, -hut.if ; t stneder end has butthe (Alighted. atom •clipped: from its surface the whole object. instantly bursts. — one asked a question. • tIf It was eanswere& Widdle An trtetepaan a!s - he could. nee answer ,t,heli4a..1d_ta_Lorfeit„,... .n, or Iff squierel dig hia It t. dirt, about the entianisiiitrt ' 'When they a,11. gave it up. Pat Said, "Sure, don 11 , you see that he begins at the other *end ef timbale': .040 of. the rest -exclaimed -6' But how does -he get there ?" .' 66 Ahl ' said. Pat, " that'e the queistion-answer- it yourself I? - - • him. Curraii-I fed him, our. Groom groomt d our, and I docks& the end' et . his tail, which is * great addition to the The .41.131:1 R!' -gent of the Netherlands recently -;;0 her . daughter, the little Queen nuraber of wooden figures, clad in the •uniferins ueed iii the army of the Netherlands. The future enter, it is hopedthy her mother, will be able to recognize the •• grades e of the real soldiera by studying the wooden figures. Her Majesty; it is :said, asked her Mother to Add figures of women.lie her gift, tte the men would be:lonely without them. so -Cheap. It. Oarbeen -proposed Ireoen y to connect by mimeo of a submarine telephone cable the Netw.egtan and 'Swedish capitate • vileh Covenheeeriett Zing .0.3oet' le a tele- phone en.th. usiast. Mrai Besot adelties..women who are b'ealtbf -to get married. ineteid of sup tiorttng themsolves: She thinks that *- can raise with i*looto then; !aid •or foure:liildren a7 as many:as any'. - bade. • . I 1/E -it .34