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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1892-10-07, Page 3LAUGH AND LEARN. Her Pocket. They oto pedd on the steps ere they went to the And she suddenly started and cried, " Oh, say !- Tho key of the house, my dear, is above ; Go run up and fetch it, now there is a love. lies infmy gcloset, e adinenpocket up there." off from the ; And so with step that was joyous and lights He bounded up stairs in the gathering night. And the door of the closet he opened quits wide, And he smiled to himself as he stepped inside. And he clutched with a chuckle the old grena- dine. And he felt for the place where a pocket he'd seen. 1 men, who, after preaching a sermon, would take z easpoonfnl of sweetened water, and doze off like a babe, under the impression that it was a bona fide prescription of morphia, whereas, in lack of this harmless `little dose, he would. --toss. About , restlesaly for hours.—Food. The Dense Cleaning Season. There's a fierce determinined glitter shining from her azure eye, She's ripping all the carpets up and pulling things awry. She has wrapped a towel ardund her head and donned her gql1dest gown For house cleanilrg must be finished though the heavens tumble down. And her husband gazes sadly at her soot -be- sprinkled face, as she flies At her weird and awful costume, about the place ; And he wonders and he.ponders, as she rushes to and fro, " Can this really be the angel that 1 weda year ago 1" The boy who got partly tanned at the sea- shore now has the j -b finished at school. s Then h L ought that the garment was insi O O So with ,nth set together he turned it about. . And he felt with a feverish hand in vain For a slit, and he swore with his might and main. Then he turned the thing up and he turned it down, And he jumped on the cursed old grenadine gown, Until, ase h lay with the dregs on the floor, Hie Hip better -half came up and opened the door.• And slit took up the gown and she put in her And She pulled out the bey with a smile thet hand, was bland. And she said, as she stamped on the floor : " I declare,`Chs, the key was -That is just ike a. man. ' right there !-" The latest pathetic ballad is called : ".The ''slight I Lit the Gas With Papa's Breat „ ' « fie tried h kiss iinterrupted !" "How dent !"But annoying ,,, Without a first rate digestion, and a proper internal economy otherwise, beauty 18 not. Besides, it has been th the ulslmareremarked that wine drinking is shockingly prevalent among women, even with those who are unmarried, and should be restrained from gains beyond a sip or two of champagne. Jags—I was confirmed when I was 16' years old. Skaggs—Indeed ! Episcopalian or drunkard ? Priscilla—Do ycu think bathing is ,un- healthy? Prunel!a—Oh, no, unless you get your feet wet. Vegetables should always be put in cold water half an hour before using them ; it will freshen them up wonderfully. Woman never rea!iza what perfidious scoundrels men can be until she marries one of them and gives him a letter to mail. Billjay—Poor Choily is very sick. Pop- injay—Poor felleh !' What's the mattah with him ? Billjay—Cholera infantum, I believe. Young man—Well,, sir, I've just gone into the real estate business in the city. Old p'nnster—Ah, indeed ! Then you have lots to learn. No lady will be received in society this winter unless her clothes have the regula- tion quarantine odor. This is official. A great many respectable citizens who had littleeta on Sullivan are unanimously of the opi ion that prize fighting is a dis- grace to civilization. " He who runs may read " is often a great help to the absconding cashier, who thereby learns from the newspapers how his pur- suers are getting on. Perhaps the time when a woman most feels that she is the full equal of any man is when she has begun to feel at home on a bicycle.—Ram's Born. She—I wonder why it is that women are not as great poets as men are ? He—That's an easy one. The Muse is a woman and it takes a man to manage her. To get a seat in an overcrowded street car explain that you are jest from Hamburg and don't feel very well. Whittier used to admit that he had no ear for music, and could not tell n Yankee Doodle" from `t Old Hundred." ' A sufferer from a severe cough says that his complaint has one of the modern improvements—a pneumatic tire. _Mien Bleecker (patting, her friend on the shoulder)--:Ne ver ~alis -sE y�n (of Boston) — I do o di 1 ex- pire. Mrs. Young—Won't Won't you put away your paper now and talk for a while, Jack? Mr. Young—Yes, my love. Just wait until we get to the tunnel. ! Boston child—Mamma ! Mamr;iaThe Boston baby has fell out of t e window ! Q t mother— Fallen," y , Quick . Run for the doctor ! " 1)o you think that Hamletwas insane?" " I used not to ; but since I have seen him rendered by Vickers in an amateur pro- duction I have concluded that he •waa an idiot." " This is a very serious case," said the doctor, examining his patient r "what was ot the atman?" "nBoneleae fiswhen he h, doctor," was the throat radoxical reply. An actress should marry some man in her profession, says an authority. That is certainly a better plan than trying to marry every man in her profession. Edwin—Do you think your father and mother will do anything for us when we marry ? Angelina—Yes, indeed ! They have promised to come and live with us. GORES, GALLS, SOBS SHOULDERS, SdIL&TOTESS, or rany OUN DS on HOI�tSF..$ or C�-4E Qut6 lY eased. ppeedy Cure GUARANTEED if you use 1L- 2C.2'- F. BEGBWORTA ,sent by Malt On receipt of Price 25 Cents, By U. TOit.O:T0, CAN. AGENTS Wanted Everywhere. TESTutioNIAL8. long that they never think of regarding it as a blunder. There are teachers who say such an expression is right, because it t sounds right, but reverse it and say, _ kingdom, the power and the glory is thine," and the fault is soon perceived.—St. Louis Globe -Democrat. Persevering Widower—It was she who tie weary) drove me to drink. Mies A. .What could she have driven you to that you would have liked better ?—Life. Napkins and table cloths that have be- come" yellow and stained should be soaked in sour milk for several days, stirring and shaking the linen now and then. When it is washed, after this soaking, sit will be found to be perfectly white. Customer—The leather seems; very thin in this purse. Merchant—You see, Miss, it is Russia leather, and you know they have been having such a terrible famine over there. tt When I was a little' girl," began. " Yon never were a Jimmieboy, said the visitor. was," returned Jimmeyboy. dresses till I was goin' on 4." Polly—Tell me a story, nurse. Nurse— Very well, honey, what'll it be about ? Polly—Oh—about ad about a dwarf two miles high, who lived on a mountain that was so small you couldn't see it. The household blessed with noble daugh- ters ought to be a happy one ; moat parents forget, however, to imbue them with love of nature, which is so invigorating and healthful. Give .them not only noble teach- ings, but noble teachers, and give them the help which alone has sometimes done more than all other influences—the help of wild and fair nature. Yon cannot baptize them rightly in inch -deep church fonts unless you baptize them in the aweet waters which the great Lawgiver strikes forth from the rock • of your native land. Yon cannot lead them faithfully to those narrow, axe -hewn church altars while the azure altars in heaven remain, for you, without inscription ; altars built, not to, but by an unknown God., Ruskin. The other day a prominent political man, in referring to a passer-by, digressed from his politics long enongh to say : women realized how much more dangerous to the masculine peace of mind is a sweet voice than a pretty face they would spend more time upon its cultivation. By the Way, have you ever thought what en influence a low-pitched, mellow voice possesses for you ? Five times out of six the influence of the minister who touches the better impnlaes of your nature is traceable to his' deep, rich, magnetic voice. • Put sympathy in.your voice, not a make- believe sympathy that the listener will at once detect, but the genuine article, based on an honest interest in your listener. They may be bores, but if you must talk to them force yourself to be interested. It is not hypocritical. - It is the very essence of unselfishness, and the interest Will unfailingly show in the sympathetic tone. Clara—Wouldn't it be. a good rule to give unmarried women of 20 the right to pro- pose ? Charlie -•'-If society made such a rule,--xhere would never be any unmarried women of 20.- poem after " Why do you return myt You sold it accepting it ? " he asked. under false pretences," said the editor. " Yon said it was your last and yet you've gone on writing." Pa He—You don't love me as you did before we were married, I don't believe. She—Of course I don't, John. Yon wouldn't expect a woman to love a married man as she could a bachelor, would you ? Phyllis -4 am going to be real eeco Fh ilcal l this fall. Phyllida—In what wayy --1 am thinking of having niy bathing drees trimmed with lace and made over into a fancy dress ball -room costume. The following advertise L+'en (England) lyttap- peared in the Wiltshire ( g : Notice—Baptizing by the Rev. A. E. Johnson, Stouonore Water, next Sunday, at 10.30 a- U. photographers invited." ISSUE NO 40.4812; Ila refalying m eras . kai ddverttss;�te kindly tntentiert tag c. pate: THRILLING Detevtive t„r ' ,n.18 O pieta love dtOries at:d I M) 2'n ' h'• eenta(nfiver), Ind- IOiov. Co., r;.,, =wn. ind. J immieboy It -tie girl, " Yes, I " I wore Clara—When the poor fellow fell into the water I suppose you tried to rescue him ? Chappie—Oh, yes ! I telephoned for a doctor right away. But it was no use ; . the man drowned before he got there. Teach your daughter to run, to swim, to be neat, to be punctual, to sew, to respect her elders, to speak low, to read loud, to be •gracious and graceful, to tout her mother, to keep a promise when once made, though the heavens fall. First Tramp—Bill, how frightened yon look ? Second Tramp—Do you blame me ? Just think of the cholera. First Tramp- Cholera can't be caught except in food or drink. Second Tramp (with a sigh of relief) —Then we're all right. Mrs. Smythe—Your dressmaker's bill came last night, didn't it dear? Mrs. Tompkina—Yes ; why ? Mrs. Smythe— kins down town onlyanI overheard we met Mr. himo saying something to John about the poorhouse. TO INTRODUCE �u r" Ir _ mac., f r 60 days we w.JI send sop Imo. heavy goldelatedhissg address on receipt of 15 cents ha postage stamps; and will a:so send free one mammoth Catalogue of Watches, Jewelry,: fific.• WId1 steal ler= Ind to agents. Thi$ tang is of very ams 4 Inducements ear for years. and to odd out and is only offered at 15 cuts for 60 days toyeta cent,„ PO& OsdeF mediately, and get a 5i.00 sang B, MOW GY AND CO., TORONTO, CAM? Men to distribute 1:30 o order for Electric Appliances ; $50.00 per month Address with stain NATIONALELECTRICNo.1BayStreet, oronto. A GREAT OPPORTUNIT 80 ; frame A R1 Farm, 45 acres cleared i soon Locatedusea d barn, for sale at 51,x,- miles from Glad- win, ;l in good farming community, alis win, county -seat and growing town. E. Foster. Gladwin, Mich. • firs. Y.—I understand that they have a dissi- pated marriageable onbleMdaughter—yes,s nded ? No wonder they are so popular. He—I see by the paper that a Iientueky Congressman is to open the World's Fair it. 1 was afraid hehmightt wanttad to to openeit with a, corkscrew. - He (salesman)—Dear little hand (absent- mindedly) I wonder,if it will waeh ? She (conapirito)—No, sir, it wofi t=nor it won't scrub either—but if yoa want. it to play the piano, it's yours, George. Mr. LMies Snanrker—Excuse me, Pper, but 1 have long sought this opportunity to Miss Snapper—Never mind the pre- amble, Mr. Lurker. Run right in And ask, pa. He's been expecting this would come for the last two years.. Ma," said Mies Parvenue, " Jenny Jones has been presented at cotEnngg- England."' That's nothing,"replied " Why, I was it court two whole weeks when my sister was getting her divorce. W are just as good as the Joneses." " 1 have never beenconquered as be rose womanbitterly, yet," said he, y from bis knees, " and I will not give up my hope." " There in more than one way of getting left," she responded. " Some one may accept you some day." 'iheptvJ. with a scrub bruah in her hand are more except, pe p effective than the prayers of a deacon in a' sound. Mano ny ladies affect mit vE G�MPAti`f church pew—when when it comes to warding off which me carry instances a hisignificance, t sof the possession DOI�ff°eeG+f`i cholera. wife i York Herald: DOM HAV>, BEEN e;vY'•+{�1iM THAT the fasilir,n and of wealth. Twenty five years ago it was INN cdA [t•l ou o u thorifltr Our u is following l to see a fine dame or demoiselle nspenders. She's been wearing s of a woman on her knees Dame Experience use any sub- stitutes convinced many only sure -pop offered for the P p and painless corn cure is attended with danger. Get always and use none other than Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor, at druggists • About Wedding Binge. that th to e � 100 ACRES CLEAR 350 ACRES -100 Splendid stock farm, but suitablee for grin, in the Township of Burford, to l only low as owner ha- other businessen age ments which— • necessitate had other build Good house, good brick barn iugs. Address, S. G. HEAD, Beal Estate Agent. Brantford, Ont. AGENTS WANTED For our fast -selling Subscription Books Bibiea and Albums. Send for Circular. Ad dress, Wm: BfuGos, Publisher, Tomato. TIEBILLING detective tortes, 15 Coto Tete ove starters and tea i'opatsr Song plate BARNARD BR4a, 35 McCaul• street, Toronto Onh there is less change in wedding rings than in anything else in the jewelry line. Cupid's band is about the same to -day as it was a century ago. At this we do not wonder,bo attachment, is the Best Mil for the marriage token can hardly With Baggi g improved upon. It 18 a ring of pure gold ; made in Canada to -day. i Irz LTEa-.. it is softly rounded, and if yon hang it upon ! 3O,poo How a piece of string and strike it gently it will Send for a Circular and Price List, arms. ring "out an indescribably soft and sweet Address, Ont. numerous rings MANSON CAMPBELL Chatham, 11 � � H L' IN� Ir•t � 7f3C I ,tr„-ty I L L TO ANW SEFFLlt Early from Lost Errors, Nervone that atter ybeing humbut ed for years. cure,reetts happiness in a few w eInc to health and hap or reply. weeks. Please inclose stamp oudeuce sacredly ore sent securely sealed. Corr�P confldentia.L Address 1). G. Oweu, Toronto,Ont THE CHATHAM FANIONG MILL, It is said that in China the w-ife., is very- seldom er seldom mentioned by her husband, when he does mention her it is always in some roundabout way. Be has some name that he calls her in his flowery language which takes the place of the word "wile." We Sympathetic Passenger (on lake steamer) —It usually affects people that way the time_ You'll soon get over it. Uncle Jo'1 (from Upthecreek, feebly) --You mean well, stranger, but You needn't try to com- fort me. That dinner cost me seventy-five cents, b'gosh ! Does the point of the back of eft in r waist t persist in curling up when y car or even in an ordinary chair ? If ao, sew two inchesng ithe least bit tighter than the dblack elastic on the under ress leaving whalebone, and see dress jut over the how delightfully it will hug the top of your skirt. " I shall not askyouoh looke la a mor" said the photographerh I shalt •simpre e or less artificial beautyonr own fair face in ask you to gaze upon y that little mirror above the camera." And the mirror, being as tough as the photographer's conacience, stood the strain nobly. w ' ” I know what I'd do if I'd been one of Mrs. Twemlow's little girls," said Dorothy, giving her . mother's . hand an affectionate squeeze. What would you do, Dorothy aaked her mother. " I'd run away, and said come end live with you and papa, Dorothy. Perhaps the biggest horse in the world is the " White Horse," o`. Berkshire. It is a figure 170 yards long, cut in the side of a hill. A long way off it looks as though drawn in chalk lines, but the outlines are and free from digrasahes lby the people, kept ho take great pride in it • r roti ..r 4.G cerasin v.r l ,,,i,,i,"•blur, ,r:..ecare are geai)tjj 7)ilr nn,:t,�'yr„ .,.•< ••rtitl*„'. The ring unusual ' lis hand, •d wearing more than o theother things ever since we were marrte , o e and the wonder is she never thought of the suspenders before. —Biller/1e Banner. Bombinaki—Whom are you going to kill next? Redfiagski—A man who tyrannizes over the laboring men. Bo bns.No•A' other capitalist, eh? g walking delegate. s e There is one good point about cholera. It does not keep its victims in suspense- they they are to die, they die'quickly y are to recover, they regain their' usual health and spirits in a day—such, at least, is the observation of Miss Henrietta S.en- ealy, a volunteer nurse in the Eppendorfer Hospital, Hamburg. She—What makes yon think he is so much in love with hero? He---Heteach er has been three weeks trying whist. , " Just take a turn around the block," ie what the busy man said to the organ grinder who was playing' in front of his office. Lovers of the delicious, if deceptive, dried apple pie, will learn with delight that the Providence Pie Trust is now drying apples for 32,000,000 pies. The Philadelphia Record is moved to remark that " a larger trust in providence than this has rarely edified the world." An English s frees concerts every Sundan hires a y band and >n not The afternoon, smoking prohibited. concerts are, of course, largely attended, good order and goond fellowshipo souls have a been rule d, so t far as heard from, by the experiment. tells of two A New York newspaperChet are of small black-and-tan dogs great atsistance to a restaurant keeper who owns them. They are very bright dog :and have memories that are truly remarkable, Their self-appointed task is to wait i d if the dining -room until a guest comes in, there is no waiter present one of them will rush out into the kitchen or pantry, or wherever else a disengaged waiter may be, and by means of two sharp shrill barks, give notice of the customer's arrival. The doge also see that customers do not leave without settling their accounts, for if the landlord is not present at make he mit their e of a customers departure, they bnaineae to find. hint and inform him that he i needed at the desk. to rhos on either �� led fancies she can orders tor' goeatr izf 't" ["r hKr set ,..ut ....was are but now the more belewe I.., -. ild� et.atl 1 v t, _ nus T+a.,,s •+) crowd on her dainty digits the better she Prst>ir arP po*t '*' r, appears to be pleased. While women are oan �,t,,i,,,,r,,,d ,.t on,:e. �, ..,,n , .,>a sr mindful of their dress they, in this rubies, agleam. wqnh severs! Moro to- � jumble diamonds, pearls, garnets,INION SILVER and other precious stones together, in ridiculous confusion. Entitled to the Best. ° y- of The late Archbishop Smith, Edin- burgh, has bequeathed his splendid library to the Scots College at Rome, and it was 4 shipped recently for Italy. The Roman Catholics of the north lament the lose of the collection, which was regarded WI the finest librtii of ecclesiastical literature in Scotland. tland Mr. Flatteman (who has been attempting to shave himself)—Quick, Arabella, me a towel or something. I've nearly cut my throat and it'd bleeding emi terribly I Mrs. Flattaeman—Oh, Henry, how erate you are --bleeding on the bedroom - carpet, when I've often told you not to shave any- o . Evidently suspenders for women are not new this year; for aa early as 1808 Dr. Ramsay, in his history of South Carolina, diatribe against feminine remarks u a women will dress absurdities that many hitch up their petticoats of with suspenders ug open e s heedless of the dans thef bosom. where but in the bathroom ! Two Women. know two women, and one is chaste And cold"as the snows on a winter waste, Stainless ever in act and thought, (As But she has malice dumb oward her kind, eech errs not). A cruel tongue and a jealous mind, Void of pity and full of greed . She judges the world by her narrow creed ; A brewer of quarrels, a breeder of hate, Yet she holds the key to " society's " gate. Oe ' ours, ,Lo- " These apple dumplingso em haste, Lo- belia," said Mr. McSwatL withp . as ' he turned the half-eaten none con s side, plate over and "-" Go on, sir !" said Mrs. Mpositively eyes, bracing herself to meet with blazing i3 os tively the beat I to meet it, ever "—But she had faintefi. A Philadelphia physician aeys that a for great deal of what passes that heart disease is onlyr commenta malaria is The other woman, with heart of flame, Went mad fothe a lorave of her murdered faith that marred her And out of the grave She rose like a. soul that has Passed through death. so broad Her aims are noble, her pity It covers the world like a mercy of Cod. A soother of discord, a healer oof woes, goes. Peace follows her footsteps no doubt, The worthier life of the kttwo. odd ' And. yet "society ' _Ella Wheeler Wilcox. All a- buy, sotoevery best should money will buy,.. have, at on ce, bottleoige, thetcbleanse tht e remedy, eT p system when costive or bilious For sale in 75c bottles by all leading druggists. Tennis Bales. A ball through the parlor window counts you out—about one dollar. After hitting your opponent with the ball it is not fair to yell out the score.player has to Don't laugh if the other p y run a long diatance after the ball. The chances are that he will find an opportunity to make you run before long. Don't mark out the court lines with a blacking-brush—lime is bad for shoes. Don't get mad if the ball is lost, but sit ts forW t. and Thist while ruleis observed ervedour Pby all playonent ers. __Young America. The Fools not All Dead Yet. Rene Bache tells the Pittsburg Dispatch that any one who goes out at all into New York society can hardly fail to be struck with the marked absence or scarcity of beauty in that There ve circle are so few which is eally called the 40could almost count 'pretty gir`Is that you thein on the fingers of one '-hand. Why should this be so? Luxurious habits are doubtless accountable for it. Pampecakring childhood, with plenty of candy and limited opportunities for such health - giving exercises aa youngsters leas highly d a a1UIPIe bad temper, and that born enjoy, is not conductive to the most perfect blossoming of womanhood. Nor two-thirds of the so -tallied R well along' toward are bele, g tong- ted d nothing but laziness. Imagination, he Bays late suppers, cod order. o la responsible afors a the case of of la clergy- i keep the stomach and liver in 'good ,,,gives a. an ins COM COMPANY. oronto, Oat Even a blind man can see that more clearly than daylight, or else why should so many continue to use ill -smelling, oily and often useless preparations for the relief of pain, when a preparation j ust elegant, more powerful arand d a trom y rui Nerviline is can be P any dealer in medicine? Nervilinei- cut th- stantly aches and pains. a "`v e moat efficacious remedy for internal pains. Nerviline applied externally subdues the moat intense pain almost at once. Ina Bad Fix. Mrs. Portly—Don't you think, doctor, that my husband ought to send rdme m health e fashionable watering,adPa me, you have a phe- nomenally nomenally robust physique. Mrs. Portly—I knew there was some- thing the matter with ane. Where have I got to go to get rid of it—Long Branch or The simmer girl now declares her inten- tion of filling her sofa pillows with freshly gathered hope, instead of the odorous pine needles, as heretofore. The hop pillows are delightfully fragrant, and are said to exer- cise wonderful powersd to knit up gentle- god- deea who i anppoa busily raveling eves of care that we have been y all day long. The victim of insomnia- will do well to ,try a hop pillow, aided and abetted by a cup of warm hop tea just be- fore retiring. The chances are that his tangled nerves will straighten themselves out, and he will sleep like a seraph. At any irate, he will not feel depressed and misera- ble in the morning, as he surely will if he tampers with powerful drugs in order to produce sleep. ..t , 9• t EE DOLLpAI 1 MAKER., SKYOURSEW/VG MACHTEA FOR IT - OR SEND A3C STAMP FOR PARTICULARSPRICE , COTTON YARN &c. OF OAU J�NI tTING MACHINE'S 1�CREELMAN BROS. M G RT GEORGETOWN, ON T. s KARAT GOLD., COSTS NOTHING to exam= Joe andS5.85buysthisele- gant 18 karat gold plated hunting ease watch gents or ladies size, anditfyoa.ta or cause the solo o &fxf•'a will give you One tree= Cut this out and sena with your order ands,* "Mishits the watch tors* by express, °.O.D.. all .targe, paid by ns. It estfsfactory.aftez err a�ygoentassars..ds sand' ttie ,i yam love ordered soil y.ldtorslaws willeendyonono tree. when tashaeeom. roles theorder, we send a heavy gold plated chain sad anon tree. send to the CANADIAN TRICK & NOVELTY Co:, Toronto, C$ A party of gentlemeh were' the other evening dlseneaing literary subjects, when one asked another to point out the gram- matical blunder in the Lord's Prayer. Half e dozen tried. Some thought it lay in the word " which art in Heaven," others placed it elsewhere, . but not one detected it in the expression, " For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory." To be perfectly cor- rect the word t` is'' should be are, but peoule have used it in the present form so Great Nerve Restorer. No to days use. Marvellous Dorsa' Treatise sad e Arch Stfree . Phil Fit mew. hhia. Ps. to Dr. Sone. OHIOAN LOOS FOB SALL Of good Farming Lsnds.bibie 12 000 n 1oh�1�ls� �Central, DetrO1D ac s Acre o. nt► and•Loon lake Railroads. ,�M .Ly,e..nr-d r -sr - Anse nnf eebbo ti bo 1I new t� lands ,- ohtimhe:+, -,•heals, eta, and will be gold on mals favorable-s,;rfn.. Apply to Et. M. PIERCE. West Bal CRY. Or bo J. W . CUR'TIS. WbittemOOr1ee,,__ Weis Please mantles chi., pans.. when writing ,� * .--At1111be stopped free Ft Or. ILItae'� Saratoga ? Moet Men Hate. Trotter—I heard that thChollyr Weeks .had a snit, for every day in l: osier—So have I—but it's the same snit. travel h the sir Ifr cholera can g throng_h this' every whistler will et it. I' where your office boy can see it. Mrs. Peary is the first white woman to remain in frozen Greenland through the winter. It is stated that during his recent visit to Hamburg Emperor William preeented his mother with the grounds and castle of Crop - berg, a picturesque ruin ons hill facing his new palace. CHEAP FARMS INVIRGINIA WILD 0r.i1[ATI. GOOD IM.AP ZTs And good land from $6 to 520 PER ACRE with lmprovealentsa. Bend for our circular. PYLE * DsHAVEN• Petersburg. Va. CENTS( s"-" sys p,ori'93PPoaVAr Lhoanaedyearse!: an grist. STEV your address i our og -' AOR tbe°i 8C T.ifY," which gee h states to pries who wish to mail FREE. r magazine*, boots.' pt's wend out patron` receive basbeis of mall. Great' est bargain in Americo. �� .>rwu will be t T. O. CAMPBELL. rt P.ESO'S C.UR.E" T.OR 7'•ts WIFE' A11. USE FAILS. ncifh Syrup- Taus good. use e in time. [dead by druggists. .r