Lucknow Sentinel, 1892-09-30, Page 2" ON TBE UNIONIST NECK."
How Frederick Harrison Wonid Drive
Home gale Home.
Cloa>iretoa Debate -dad, °Wive Rla idred
Sweeps for the Ho*e of Lords.
The moat striking article in an interest -
Fortnightly is is blest from Mr. Pia
arr/eon's war -trumpet on " Hoer to Drive
Home Rule Home." As will be seen he has
zot minced his words.
out for a separate constitution is impudent
blusters, We shall soon have Birmingham,
and the " sphere of influence" of the Cham-
berlain tribe, roaring for a separate consti-
tution to protect them from the natural
consequences of their own misdeeds
Birmingham and ita " province " is quite as
real an entity in England as " Ulster ".is in
Ireian-- cam, ;. it: ia: far -mere -united and honer:
genions, and even more unpopular with the
rest of the nation ; and Brummagem
lordistst are quite as uproarious as Ulster
'Much of our trouble comes from taking
these furious Unionists at their own valua-
Uoa. TheTassume that became they have
Our formation of a Home Rule Gore" -l " insolent, domineering, selfish and
c:! high-handed so lone,„ awed Oen a l:Tr.: 1 I
born contest of this t r8•oto anti paav IL ------.s.,, �3ar�ues hrc have _.
century, marks a crucial trampled os. 'releg`lesgof their nationtifor
in the political history of England. ren erefore their own sect is to
t a new set of problems to be work,=
eat by new men in new ways. •• pno er, honBeors,
pine theyes
done with Whiggery, bnreaucrao ' ° i,'� • I e- ' n had wealth, power, honors, Prestige m
class economics, and thecircumlocution bear t long, s special
l these pesomust be gustaand them
nets of what used to be called " the ern -1 by � exemptions, e,limitationsomt pre-
sets regativea We are not going to retaliate
ing classes." Atlast.we have got down to a for their cruelty and meanness nor flip
genuine Democratic Republic, the antique back on them their foul words and insolent
formals of which must be frankly treated as slanders But let us act wholl
merely surviving formulae. But to make fromour int of view, andy and treat their
the neer policy Lagting and fruitful, the point
Feint of view, their retenaieme
politicians and electors who are responsible as loyalty," P , their
for placing it in power must not minimize YMpt. their " pawi l l live to with stent
. the great change they have made. The it contempt. theirLheel at Will therepent it,
majority is sufficient ; but_ it will bear no neck,
heelup,last oner howling,'Unionistll
half measures or temporizing spirit. If the ethey take it for mere till
collapse foretold by the Tories is to be the work is done.
averted, it will have to be done by a policy
A Fad la Cigars.
of #borough: carried out by drastic, and
per pe, novel machinery. Ae to the grin- Alight cigar is not always a light
ciple of Home Rnle, ghat in secure—finwpy ►t is' to say, light color dace not invaria
an irrevocably settled.. Fore morn than indicate light flavor. There is an imp
six years the whole. political energy of all to the contrary among smokers ; and
political parties has centred round this the invariable habit of non-smokers to
dominant question. There never has been to a dark-akianed cigaraa strong, mall
m English hietory any political issue which and diabolic. Anti -tobacconists have
Bas been so absorbing, 8o exciting, so ex- known to concentrate their energy of din -
In ustively fought out in every corner of 1 like in the short, sharp dissyllable—
the three kingdoms. For the first time the " aWnker." But all this is injustice,
whole adult male population have a great rank injustice, to tobacco, which is
issue forced on them, driven into their , not rank by . any means. We now
minds, explained, argued out; and illus- i have it on the high authority of
Heated usque ad nauseam—and they have I the. C g� and Tobacco World that the
given their answer. 1 notion that a light-colored cigar is mild is
It is mere swagger to talk about the t Wise jells. The popularity of light wrap -
House of Lords throwing out the Bill year ! P� la a mere fad, it seems The fashion
after year ; and the'alaim of the peers to I of smoking only- blonde cigars is a
give the nation an opportunity of deciding : craze for ' which there is no
a direct issue is an impudent trick. The,; more justafcation than for bleaching
nation has, with infinite toil, decided a ; raven hair. It in the outgrowth of a belief
direct issue, and will not stand trifling. that Havana is the only city which ah
No directer issue will • be suffered thane set the styles in tobacco --a belief
what has been already judged ; and 'no t. 1nanufacturers' tzavellers and retail
Ministry will be overturned, or even 1 have encouraged by industriously
shaken, by anything the peers can do. Ont ing,the notion that a light cigar m
the contrary, it will be greatly strengthened. minimum of nicotine. A tobacconist err
Yr. Gladstone has given a formal pledge as well commit suicide as admit that
that an adverse vote of the Lords . will not " out of light cigars" But the fact is
force him either to dissolve or to resign, a dark-skinned cigar is often a mild
Let it be distinctly understood, s.8 an and it is high time that the brunettes
a chance. From America comes the
that the light-colored leaf suitable for h
wrappers is getting scarce, and the
is by no means in excess of the denran
A NEW DELLO 81fliTE [.
> EIA6E &ND POL9ON.
Pref. Thomson Invents a Scheme Tleat A ldsaeltester Matrimonial Agency
Bow 1!t Was Worked.
Will Revolutionize Telepheay.
A new and ingenious system of telephony
has been invented by Professor Elih
who James Thompson, who, with an accomplice,
Thomson, the well-known electrician,
haa-lrtade: fame. and fortune with Ida in
tions in heavy electrical machinery.
all telephone subscribers will testify,
1 annoyances and inconveniences that mark
the present system are largely owing
r trouble with the battery or the diaastro
" grenade," while the complicated an
often embarrassing method of tonne "
and disconnecting with the exchange
quires a Napoleonic power of concentrate
nf fhn aatnc��7� p C
aysema does away with Tall these imp
fections, replacing complexity and irregu
,larity with simiplicity and a moat gratify
ing steadiness of action.
The Thomson system employs, instead
a continuous battery current, an alternatin
current, with a slow rate of alternation,
as not to interfere with speech. The ra
preferred is about 32 vibrations per second
Just aufficient to produce a low hum, whic not weaken the force of the soon
waves, but will always serve to show the
condition of the line. If a subscribe fail
to hear this characteristic neje(' 1> will
know at once that he has been " cu oft
As all the local batteriea are done
HANGS ONTO THE MOON.
d Oar' Earth Holds !kiss Lana in Proper IPosi..
non.
A London cable says : Manchester people
are engrossed with the criminal record of
ven- has been conducting a matrimonial and
As murder bureau in that city. Thompson is
the unusually handsome, and hie wife, 'who is
devoted to him, is also very good looking.
to She apparently knew nothing of her hus-
tle band's bad character until enlightened by
d the detectives. He introduced himself to
ting Mina Lucille Prescott, a middle-aged spin-
re- ater, as a professional man, who had a friend
on anxious to marry a woman of her years and
er- several of his friends to women of her social
- . standing, and that the marriages had proved
- uniformly happy. Ile gained great influ-
ence over Miss Prescott, and induced her
of to sell moat of her real estate at a
g sacrifice, ' that she might provide
so Thompson's friend, supposed to be named
to Roberta, with' money enough to eettle some
, preasing debts before the marriage. - After
ch • getting the money, Thompson persuaded
d Miss Prescott to go to a small town in the
Isle of Man to meet Roberts. No' Roberta
8 ! was there, and Miss Prescott returned to
Manchester. Thompson told her that
" . Roberts had been unavoidably detained
one— i
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y in London, and that she must go there also
to meet him. As there was cholera in the
1 city, he said, she must take medicine as
a soon as she got there. He gave her a
a' bottle containing a poisonous liquid, mostly
chloroform, which he told her she must
drink immediately after arriving. Miss
Prescott came to London, drank the mix-
; time at the railway station, and very nearly
1 died. She told her story at the police
t station as soon as she recovered sufficiently,
and upon this information being telegraphed
to Manchester, Thompson was arrested.
• Yesterday he was arraigned for fraud and
attempted murder, and was remanded.
Manchester detectives think that he is re-
sponsible for the disappearance of several
other women from Manchester within the
last two years.
e system is practically a closed
circuit system. Therefore, connection with
the exchange is made simply by lifting th
receiver from the hook. Thi
an annunciator to drop at the exccame
hange,
which shows that a subscriber desires to
communicate with it. The exchange answers
the call by " plugging in " the telephone
t the exchange, using an instrument simi-
r to that in the subscriber's,office. After
he proper connections have been made and
t is desired to discontinue the connection,
all that is neeeasary to do is to hang the
hone upon the hook again.
Instead of having the lines actually
grounded, as at present, by metallic circuits
connected to earth, Professor Thom8on's
stem provides that earth connection be
made through a condenser. By the em-
oyment of this simple expedient the main
e remains practically insulated while at
e same time it is yet capable of . trans -
the waves of sound. This iaregarded
an exceedingly important and. valuable
ea tare.
Thus it will be seen that by the new
stem the subscriber's apparatus becomes
ractically a fixture that requires no atten-
, . while the current which is at the
and of one man's telephone has the
same energy as that of any other subscriber's !
line. In this way it in claimed that a
while a more satisfactory service results.greater economy of operation is obtained,
To
the telephone expert no recent invention t
has so many ingenious and interesting fea-
tures, and the new system is, it is said, the
phony.
'narked of improvements in tele -
essential part of the Liberal programme,
that the rejection of the Home Rrle Bill
by the peers will be followed neither ny
dissolution nor resignation—but by a Bill
for the Superannuation of the House of Whetechapelers" would laugh—if
Lorca --and we shall hear little of the peers ; cord laugh—to learn that the for
rejecting the BBL i made article and its base imitate
We shall have a howl from theprofessors, . English manufacture can no longer k
the lawyers and the journalists that this is' ( them altogether out of the field of
unconstitutional, illegal, revolutionary, and i cratie patronage. The public may tak
the like. But we have got so much accts -1 that the medium or daik cigar is &bon
tamed to their railing that eve do not pay I come to the front, and to fume like a y
inch attention to it. Let us now try acts i Yestiviud—trades Pea#
and leave words to them. Now that we l
have a Horne Rule Government in control leas Care for lochs.
of the Executive, with a Home Rule . An optimistic age would pronounce
majority in the House, and a Home Rule' hair golden .but there , was a mole on
majority in the nation, it will go hard if a t neck which carried three haste, and, as
spoliate Executive,withthewholeanthority stood in. careless grace before her
of the State and the people at its back, t with a sea -green dress half revealing
cannot bring a few peers to their knees f idiosyncrasies of her figure, the m
mere to always the last resource of Prime: charitable judgment would not callsisters—ereatione. A regiment of life- 'pre
Catd�en marched into the Home—not ° -" I don't care for tooka"
Cromwell's to stop debate, int to take t An expression of deep content pe
'their seats as peers on the Ministerial side her countenanceas she reached for the pi
would be a dramatic end of a tangled ' ment, and with deft stroke supplied a
Rhaetian. Jesting apart, creations are red color for her lips and cheeks.
posselile ; and if the Crown were to hesitate,Looks are superficial"
the Crown itself would beinstantlymenaced ; With a touch of the pencil she" darken
by public opinion. the lids of her eyes, and all over spread
Prepare the bill in a large and generous snowy powder, which lei't to her face th
it, consulting the organs of all Bides of delicacy of texture of satin fabric.
Irish opinion. Prove to English, Scotch, "Beauty is ephemeral"
Welsh, Metropolitan, Labor, and rural With astonishing dexterity she fastened
groups that their claims are being taken in fro various portions of her anatomy de
band, and their bills wait only whilst Home': mechanical devices obviously constructed
Rule stops the way. . Give fair time to con- supplement the achievements of a forge
wafer the new bill—six weeks ought to ; nature -
suffice. Give one full debate on principle— ; " Outward charms fade as melts th
may four nights of six or seven home each._' morning mist before the dun."
Divide ; and suffer no second debate on i Through the agency of a fine pair
principle In committee allow two or three tweezers she removed her'mustache.
• weeks as a maximum, using the closure every " I don't care for looks."
hour ; and if amendments multiply obstrnc-' Heating an iron to .a cherry red, sh
tively, closure them. It was done for Goer- ' burned the top off the wart on the back
cion, and it should be done for Home Rule' her hand.
—fas est et ab hie dcceri. Only' it should ; ". I have no time to be haadaome."
be done far more drastically—fairly, hon- ; Before she. fimibhed dressing, she drank
estly, but rigidly. Let it be understood lot. of arsenic for her complexion,and caused
that affixed time --say three weeks as a maxi- her maid to pound her for two hours to
mum—be allowed for
cigars
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committee. It will induce pltimpnesa.—Detroit Tribune.
be necessary to fix a time limit for speeches ,
in committee. One debate, limited to two A Plea for Onions.
nights, for bill as finally drafted. In this It seems a shame that a vegetable so
way it would pass before Easter. healthful as onions shonld be so generally
We have now come to a tuning -point in disliked.. Any physician will tell you that
our constitutional history, at which the a dish of onions will be a .wholesome addi-
Honse of Peers must do exactly as the tion to the vegetablediet, will be beneficial
Crown has done—surrender its veto in to the nerves, and will often help to ward
practice—or else suffer what the Crown has' off dieeas s. When a liking for them is not
suffered, and risk a revolution. The Com- ; natural, it should certainlybe acquired ; the
mons also havb their technical rights. It ti most disagreeable featurabout tli'em, to
istrae that the Peers have a technical right ; those who are not fond of them, is the odor;
to reject any and all Bills. But the Min- Q and one should be very careful in preparing
Embry in power also has a technical right to • the dish, to have this tori ed as little as
advise the Crown to create Peens, and it possible. By holdiirg the hands and knife
could elevate 500 sweeps to the Peerage, by , ender water while cleansing them, yon will
the assent of the C`gown. Aqd if the avoid the unpleasantness in eyea and nos -
Crown did not assent, the House of Com- , toils. After peeling them, tee that the
mons has a technical right to refuse supplies ', knife is thoroughly scoured and washed, or
and arrest the machinery of Government ; you may use the Fame knife in preparing
It is idle to talk about technical rights. some other dish, and spoil some ' choice
There are technical rights, on both aides.: morsel with the unpleasant favor. Before
And the exercise of thee: rights on the . they are cooked they may be soaked for a
popular side eeeans neither absurd nor im- little while in salt water, to help remove
possible to men who have got rid of the the strong odor, and while they are c-soking,
glamour of the " theatrit " part of on, place in the $i t a piece of bread the caws_ of
l:onstitation, and who see' nothing but ab- an egg. or larger, tied in a I:nen hag. This
aurdity in this nation being under the heel may also be used for cab;-aga or any other
of Lord Salisbury and his friends. The long vegetable whose penetratire refers cause ns
and the shott of it is that the Peers must to hesitate when we think of them as a
give way—or go. And, of course, give :zay , pleasant addition to the bi�l of fare.
they will.
Special protection for Ulster is sheer " Tho proper tune t.> •ake excrete, is
nonsense. Half Ulster is fiercely Nation- before breakfast," pays :t writer who pro},a
alist, and the other half must shake down bly does not board, or he would gat all th
with the rest. Ireland is a nation ; Lister • exercise he needs at hreakfaat.
is not a nation, it is only a group of two or The bride --Kiss me again, dear. The
three counties with a population dividel in groom—But, Madge, I have done= nothing
religion and politica For the desce idants but kiss oil for th 1
She Cured Him, Early.
• " When I was 30," remarked an old fel-
; low of 70 to a lot of youngsters, who were
narrating their domestic experiences, " I
married a belle of the connty, and she was
a lively one, I tell you. She was about 25
and had a convincing way with her that
was a caption. I had been one of the boys
1 and she knew it, but that didn't hold her
back a bit. We were in love with each
other, and she was willing to run all the
risks. For the first three months I did
very well, and then I began to stay out
just a little later than before, and still a
little later, but- Hattie never said a word.
One night'I got in about 3 o'clock and, as
usual, she was asleep, and I crept in with-
-out disturbing her, though I . was three
hours later than any time I had got in since
la the Sen Easiness.
" I quit the read a year ago to go
the hen business," said Calvin Wharton t
a group of fellow knights of the grip wh
were swapping spake stories in the Lind
corridors. " I had been reading in th
Pers how a man made $500 in one year
from fifty hens. I sized up my pile, con
stilted the hen market,' and found that
could purchase 1,000 hens and provide the
with accommodations. Now, if fifty hens
will net $560, a thousand of the feathered
bipeds should be good for $10,000 a year
That's the way4 figured it, and my hopes
were 'way up in G. I leased leve acres
ground in the suburbs of Cincinnati for a
hen farm, hired a negro assistant, and
started in • to realize an independen
fortune. But the bonanza failed to - pan
out just as I had expected. When eggs
werej a drug at 6 cents eeery
hen on the place rose early and
worked. late. . I am not sure about it, but
am inelined to think they laid abut three
times a day. When the holidays came on,
and eggs went booming up to 60 cents,
every measly hen went on a strike. They
simply stood around and clacked and con-
sumed grain thatthey had not earned. By
hard hustling and vigorous expostulation
with hene that would set when eggs were
'way up and would not set when eggs were
'way down, I had accamnlated•a couple of
hundred young chickens. When they
reached frying size the rats took half of
them, the negroes got the rest, and the old
ones died of the pip, leaving as the far end
of my model hen farm a choice collection of
china nest eggs and one old Shanghai
rooster that n -
a little unpleasantness w•th a brother Mor-
mon Then I filed my hopes away, anathe-
matized the theoretical idiots who point the
way to commercial preferment through the
poultry yard,and began to hustle for a job."
—8t. •Louis Globe -Democrat. •
English Meadows
How and when men first learned to make
hay will probably never be -known, for hay-
making is a " process," and tee product is
not simply sun-dried grams which has been
partly fermented, hut is as mach the work
of men's bands as flour or cider. Probably
its discovery was due to accident, but pos-
sibly men learned it from the pikes, the
"calling -hares" of the steppes, which cut
and stack hay for the winter. That idea
would fit it nicely with the theory that
Central Asia was the. " home of the Aryan
race," if we were.. still allowed to
believe it, and haymaking is cerainly
an art mainly practised in cold countries
for winter forage.
Probably there are no jreadows in the
world so good as those in England, or so st
old. Yet from the early Anglo -,Saxon times o
old meariow has been distinguished from r
" pastures," and has always been scarce. t
Two: trrirds of what is now eatabliebe,f t
meadow land still hews the marks of ridge
and farrow ; aril from the great time re- e
quired to make a meadow --ten eats at -'
leaat on the best land, a hundred on the t
worst—men have always been reluctant to a
break up ofd pasture. The ancient e
meadows, with their great teens and chase., h
rich turf, are the sole portion of the earth's
surface which modern agriculture reepeets
and leaves in peace. Hence the rx^.e;!a•ncr fo
of the meadows of Ecgfand and the envy of ha
the American.- -LoudenSjdrdrrear. - e
I was married. The next morning Hattie
Iwas as bright as a dollar."
! " What time did you get in last night,
into: Tom ?" she asked at breakfast
o ; " Ob, along about` midnight," I replied,
o ' evasively.
en' " Worse than that," she laughed.
e " Maybe it was a little later," I con-
fessed.
" It was about 3,, B ain't it?" she asked,
I with the air of a person who knew wbat she
m was talking about.
• " Oh, no, not quite so bad as that," I
hastily protested.
" It must have been, Tam," she insisted
1" for it.was half past 2 before I got in, and
of I was dead asleep when you came.
"It was my time to make a few remarks
then, but I didn't make them. I confessed
t to 3 o'clock, and from that day to this I've
been in by 9 o'clock, and I don't know yet
whether she was fooling me or not. Good
night. It's a quarter to 9," and the old
man walked out.—Dercit Free Press.
both eyes knocked ,ant in
Worthless rank Rills.
The eruc cess met with by the sharpers who.
succeeded in passing. hundreds of dollars of
worthless Prince Edward Ieand and U. S.
Confederate States bills in Toronto during
the exhibition, shows that a good many
people -should paste this in their hats or
notebooks. The following' bills,. issued by
defunct banks, are rated no good : Colonial.
Bank of Canada, Toronto ; Commercial
Bank Bank of New Brunswick, St. John, N. B. ;
Consolidated Bank of -Canada, Montreal ;
Exchange Bank of Canada, Toronto; Far-
mers' Joint Stock Banking Company, To-
ronto ; International Bank of Canada, To- F
Tonto ; iechaides' Bank; Montreal ; Meehan
ica'Bank, SL. John, N. B_ ; Metropolitan Bank
Montreal ; Provincial Batik of Canada, Stan
stead, Que. ; Royal Canadian Bank, Mon-
treal ; Stadacona Bank, Montreal ; Weat-
moreland • Bank of New Brunswick,
Moncton, N. B. ; Union Bank of Montreal ;
Zimmerman's Bank ; Bank of Upper Can-
ada, Toronto, redeemed at 75 cents on the
dollar ; Central Bank, of Toronto • Excha'nge
Bank of Canada, Montreal ; Agricultural
Bank of Upper Canada, Toronto ; British
Canadian Bank, Toronto ; Bank of the
People, Toronto ; Bank of Clifton, Clifton ;
Bank of -Brantford, Brantford ; Bank of
Western Canada, Clifton : Bank of Canada,
Montreal ; Bank of Acadia, Liverpool, N.
S. ; Bank of Prince Edward Island ; Cen-
tral Banle of New Brunswick, Fredericton,
N. B. ; Charlotte Comity Binh, St.
Andrews, N. B. ; City Bank, of Montreal.
We have read how the coffin of Moham-
med w poised without support in the
mosque of the faithful. from which all
unbelievers were so rigidly excluded ; no
material support was necessary to sustain
the remains of the prophet, the body itself
seemed ever on the point of following the
departed apirit to the realms of bliss. A
perennial mirac =--.v.: indeed necessary to
sustain the _ re • sarcophagus in apace.
The infidel, ie doubt, is somewhat skeptical
about this marvelous phenomenon, and now,
as ever, the truth is stranger than fiction.
F,. , ,,.R. , ,.. P .•+__�^, there Dia e vast ..lathe
larger and heavier than rniLions of sarco-
phagi ; no material aupport is rendered to
that globe, yet there it is sustained from
day to day, from year to year, horn, cen-
tury to century.
`What is it that prevents the moontll-
ing ? That is the question which now lies
before ne. It is assuredly the case that
the earth continually attracts the moon.
The effect of the attraction is not, however,
shown in actually drawing the moon closer
to the earth, for this, as we have seen, does
not happen, but the attraction of the earth
keeps the moon from going further away
from the earth than it would otherwise do.
Suppose, for inatence, that the attraction
of the earth were . suspended, the moon
-would no longer follow its orbit, but would
start off in a straight line in continuation of
the direction in which it was moving at the
moment when the earth's action was inter-
cepted. •
What Newton did was to chow, from the
circumstances of the moons distance and
movement, that it was attracted by the
earth with a force of the same deme , on
as that by which the same globe avis ted
the apple, the difference being that the
intensity of the force becomes weaker the
greater the distance of the attracted body
from the earth. In fact, the attraction of
the earth on a ton of matter at the distance
of the moon would be withstood by an exer-
tion not greater than that which would
suffice to sustain about three-quarters of a
pound at the surface of the earth.—Good
Words.
Great Men Usually Ugly.
" Is>i't it strange abet nature made her
great men so unpardonably ugly ?"queried S.
T. Leathe, as he turned a portrait book
of celebrities in the corridors of the Lin-
dell " Take the whole lot, from Secratee
to Bismarck, from •Pisistratus to Patrick
Henry, and there is not half a sheen. men
who rose to real greatness, who could, by
the boldest exercise of poetic license, be
called handsome. Byron was, probably, -
one of the best looking of the Iot, and he
had a club foot, was mentally deformed and
morally depraved. Burns was a fine-looking
fellow, but he is one of the minor great-- ,
cannot be classed with the world cempellers.
Voltaire was excusable for being m bad
humor with his Creator. He looks as
though one of `nature's journeymen' might
have made him. Our own Henry Clay,, was,
so homely that he had toe use the horse
trough for a mirror, and Lincoln had no see
foran' amorous !oohing -glass.' It is strange,
too, how few .great men look the part,
I have wasted a great deal of time ready-
ing physiognomy. It is a rank humbug. I
defy any man to tell a Marshal of Franc
from a dancing master, a United States
Senator from a. barber, ;he most profound
philosopher from a footman, the intellectual
hierarch of earth from a; feather -headed
nincompoop, if they'are all. dre-sed mike
and will keep H=eir months shut. The
chances are that the lesser men will look
the greater. I remember being at table in
.the Astor. House, New York,, when a gen-
tleman entered who was an aimo- t exact
counterpart, so far as personal appearance
went, of Daniel Webster, the shape of the
bead and face was the same, the expression
much alike. I was profoundly .repressed,
and resolved to make his acquaintance. I
did so, and found that he had for years
conducted a dark -alley saloon in the old
districts, untjla lucky strike made him a
man of wealth, but left him' mentall+y-,
where it found him -bat little better than
a fool No, ycu cannot judge a hook by
the cover, but you will generally find that
the showiest cove r3 are put on the most
worthless books." — Se. Lours ' Globe -
Democrat.
If yon are trembled with hawking and
spitting, dull, Oeddaches, Iosing sense of
taste er smell, you are efflic ed, with
catarrh, and to prevent its der meat
into consumption, Nasal Balm anceil:l be
, 1 used promptly. There is not case of , atarrh
winch it will net, ere, and for cold in "r he head
it gives immediate relief_ Try it. All
dealers.
• Short Lecture os. tiaaticatioa,.
Dr. Lauder Brunton, in the course of a re-
cent letter on "Masticction."at St. Barthol-
mew's Hospital, made use of the following
remarks : '` I think it was a magnificent
coke of genius on the part of the President
f the Royal College of Physicians, Sir An.I-
ew Clark, when he informed Mr. Gladstone
hat he had one mouth and 3`? teeth, and
hat for erery mouthful of food he ttolz
every tooth should haves, chance, s•s thlthe
horrid take 32 bites to every mouthful.
And, continued Dr. Brunton, " if the pa -
lent has lost some of his teeth he should
How two bites for every missing tooth and
von tha will not always do if many teeth
ave gone.
Ethel --What are ou—oin
r mybirthda s e going to give me
George --i thought per-
m you'd like those suspenders you
mbroirsered for me fast Christmas.
" Where's that blamed old 8i*,; you hang
nt to show there's going to },r; dry
c
rc ether ': demanded the sign.,.l otcicer of
is assistant. "'Ve put it up the other
y," replied the assistant prop1,et " and a
rain storm came and wasit
bed away."
The moat ru,sverful searchlight in the o
worlde a3t ttiro, house ! The (;odds alsQf ion Lt Artyin^dew YorkrrcharFor ti It h
of the adven mets and buccaneers who con- bride (bursting into tear0—Traitor ' You will he 5f) tXt'f can ik; and artll 14,f:.vi�ihle "da
iacated the north corner of Ireland to call lore another !
l(0 milts away.
1
Rosalie—It's funny that some men get so
rattled when they propose that you have to
help them out. Grace—Yee, but some-
times papa has to help them out alto.
tj RE NOT a Pur-
gative medi-
cine. They are a
BLoct, Btrrl,DFTB,
Tosric and f .xeorr-
3Tar;CTC. a, $3 they
supply in a condensed
ori tl:e sr.bstances
tnaIly needed toen-
-richthe Blood, curing
>li diseases coming
ism Poon end Wei
Y PLOQD, or frain
V rucrzu Hinton is
tha BLOOD, and 'ism
'rzvfggorato and
Lha BLOOD ad
Sr97mar, when if en
down by ov.. ora,
mental w0 disease,
excesses an indiscre-
tions. They' have e
SrEc t ro Ac•rrov
be 5`r^,gr'.A.L,;moi T8 TEM CI
nth rnen and women,
estoring,, Lc3T victor
arrl correcting e1;
r anor-LARr:'1Es &rid
BCpI`tLESSIONS..
EVERY EMI .".liin"s '"dr•1a hiosr mfenl;' gl-,foa+e.a
his physical n tiPrr.rg.They vi!l rts: ice lost ener,Tics.
wers
ch] take
physical and r_neu' :,-
EVE ' Fri *iqa! p �nnnid trains tha �,
`, iMi71tlJ 'ii„•y of To eJl sUr
pT scions a nr7 .•;7ica..i,ot=1, tvvbich inevttati,,
entail sicknosii
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snits et sent ::.: itrengthen arca
syeten
YOUREI a '1TPi
!take thein re ;•„ar
Far e.ilr'r,y !; ' . ,,,rr.
receipt of r: eco (;.. •• pear 1, ;). t i
LITE DLL ►YILLId
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t :rn teem.
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