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Lucknow Sentinel, 1892-09-09, Page 7• 's- 1 LAUGH AND LEARN. The sensible Girl. Let me sing the song of the Sensible Girl, Not the Summer Girl No, the Sensible Girl. With ler- th, m, fi'.e .runk, she comes to the shore•; She vote, overdressing bad form and abore ; On enjoyment she', bent for body and mind, 'fo outdoor life she', wholly inclined, And only, I'm sure, the veriest churl Can re,ist the charms of the Sensible Girl. A nd 1 u• the style of the Sensible Girl ! Not the Summer Girl— No, the Sen,iblc Girl. fresh and blithe a; the ocean breeze ; She fear, not the sun, not the waves when they seize And m l wrmp and embrace in their eddying swirl ; For that's just the thing for the SensibleGirl. And 0, the lie J1 the Sensible Girl Not the `run.: r Girl— \o, the Semi eGirl. She, ha.� spirit, reserve, 'and the shafts of her wit Transfix yet delight the one who is hit, And '• enjoys the day" with consummate art, And as 1 watch the greet. breakers curl I sing•of the joys of the Se..sible Girl, Dean's character oaten speaks loudest when his lips are silent. One nobleman owns one -thirtieth of the entire acreage of Scotland. The Queen of Portugal makes her own bonnets. It takes brains to be a queen now- adays. There are trees at the foot of Mount Rainier which are said to be 650' feet in height. The experiment has been successfully tried abroad of printing from movable type made of glair.' When a 4g doesn't have his . day he simply turns night into day by barking till the next morning Train wrote to the Detroit Tribune: ", Abuse me all you want to, but for God's sake don't forget me." Saturday was Tennyson's 83rd birthday, and the great poet celebrated it quietly at his home at Aldworth, Sussex. ," Prize fights must be sickening sights.' " They are' why even the hardened sec- onds often throw up sponges." The censtueof India, just completed, shows that country to have a population of 280,- 000,000, a net gain of 11 per cent. over 1881. Here lies a man who never spent a red To advertise—a non-progressive soul ; He was identified as plain John Doe, And buried deep within this hole. The drop -a -copper -in -the -slot machins enable thousands/ freputable persons to get a weigh with l cent whenever they wish to. He—Were you lever shot by Cupid's darts? She—Was I? He got nine bulls - eyes on me the first week last season at Nantasket. Mrs. Frank Leslie has returned from her European tour without her English husband, Willie Lazy Wilde. The climate of America doesn't suit him. " I don't see how a woman can marry man," remarked . Miss Fifty. " Well, there's really nothing else to marry," re- plied Miss Flypp. Warrington—The laboring men are going to get even with Carnegie. Pendennis— How ? Warrington—They are going to boycott his free libraries Penelope—And he didn't kiss you when you accepted him ! Perdita—No. Penelope —Thanks, when he comes to me I'll know enough not .to accept him. Mr. Baggie—Confqund that tailor! These trousers are a mile too long.) Mrs. up"? —How much shall I turn them np ! Mr. Baggie—About half an inch. Mrs. Hicks—This gown is made en train, and the new styles do not traiL What am 1 to do ? Hicks—Um—You might take a reef in your—er—suspenders. A Western Coroner's jury recently brought in a verdict of " died of a light diet " in the case of a girl who poisoned her - .self by eating a box of matches. Minister—Jack my dear little boy, I hope you try every day to overcome some fault. Jack—No, sir, mamma said I didn't have to do any work at all during vacation. Mrs. Gazzam—Is there anything. in the paper, -dear ? ..Gazzam—I see that Fosdick wants a divorce. Mrs. Gazzam—From his wife? Gazeam—The paper doesn't say. Three factories in the United States con- sume nearly a ,00t) eggs a year in making the pee r kind or paper used by photographers known as albumen paper. Some Naragansett Pier bathing suite are described by a correspondent as bring " next to nothing." ' That, however, is what bsthiag suits are intended to be next to. " Can't I sell you that monkey, sirs?" said the fancier. " No, indeed, you can't. I'd give Sl0 note to have him," " Thank you, kindly, sir. Where shall I send •the bill ?" In view of the impending cholera plague, says the New York Sun, Dr. •Daremberg says to the Parisians : " Boil your ice ! ' Freezing does not -kill the germs of con- tagion. " My !" said Bessie, " it is awful hot. I wish I was a cake of ice." " Pooh !" said Jamie, " if you were a cake of ice you Couldn't stand the heat half so welL You'd melt all up. Mamma-- reii't you good friends with that little gir any more ? Small Daughter —Yes'm. 1[ ma—Then why didn't you bow to her' Small Daughter—'Cause I'm all dressed ep. Father—So you had your collar bone and three ribs broken playing football. I thought you bad more sense. Son—Well, whose fault was it ? I' didn't want to go to college, did I ? 111 enough to humor women the same as they would infanta and_lunaties. " This is the first poem I ever wrote, sir,' said the caller, banding a manuscript to the editor. a! Then I could not for a moment think of taking it Irvin you,', replied the generous editor, handing it back. " I suppose your son brought home a dip- loma from college ? " Farmer Clovertop — Law, yea ; the whole top of his trunk it full of their pictures, but I can't ever remember them actresses' names. Miss McShoddie—These new pillows are stuffed so full they're as hard as a rock, and I can't sleep. We had nice, soft pillows when we were poor. Mrs. McShoddie—In course. Ft'e couldn't afford so many feath- ers then. " Doctor," said the sufferer supinely as he dropped into the dentist's chair, "my nerve is completely gone." "Oh, no, it isn't!" was the cheerful reply. " Wait tall I get a firm hold, and you'll realize your mis- take." The largest man in Kentucky is Ross Skaggs, of Lawrence County, who weighs 521 pounds and is 6 feet 8 inches tall. His arms measure two feet in circumference and his thighs three feet. He is thirty-one years of age. An Austrian cannot get a passport to leave the country even for a day without first obtaining the written consent of his wife. Between martial duties and marital duties an Austrian hasn't much chance to get into mischief. " I guess you've got all the,, dust off 'me there is to get," remarked the man in the drawing -room car to the porter who• had been brushing his clothes. " I hope not," was the dark gentleman's reply, ae he ex tended his hand for a tip. A Normal School graduate who has been visiting New York, in writing to a friend of the sights she had seen, said : "Anthony Comstock was pointed out to me yesterday. He is the head of the Society for the Promulgation of Cruelty to Vice." Middle-aged women, who can remember whalebone ae one of the commonest of household supplies, may be iateeeeaated in the following item from the Dundee Courier : Whalebone to arrive has been sold recently for {'3,000 (nearly $15,000) per ton. " Coal comes to us," said the baron, as he signed a receipt which included the last monthly rise, " as a legacy from the car- boniferous age." " And the method of disposing of it," replied the purchaser, throwing away his pocketbook, "as a legacy from the carnivorous." Bereaved One—He was a dear, good man to me, heaven knows. He let me keep all the cash, never went out nights, let me talk to him for hours at a time without grumbling and—hoo-hoo !—if he did go on a grand old jamboree occasionally it was no more than a wife ought to expect. My Dog. I have a dog, - His name is Tray, He likes to sleep The livelong day. He sleeps through morn And afternoon, Then all the night Barks at the moon. Perhaps bethinks That this is fun, But I wish he Would take the sun, —Harpers Young People. Don't let your front door steps be dirty or dusty. Keep your vestibule in spotless order, your bell knob brightly cleaned, your mat well brushed and in proper place and the door itself well dusted'. Recollect the entrance to your house is an index to 'the character of the people who inhabit it.. " Maudie," he faltered, after he had made his trembling confession and the dear girl had said yes, " shall—shall—are you going to—to tell anybody about it !" "How can I keep from, telling it, Harold !" said the maiden. " My lips are not sealed." Arai Harold attended to the sealing at once. Nothing will clean lamps, lamp chim- neys, looking -glasses and window panes like ammonia. In using it on colored cloth, first test it on a sample to see that it does not spot. When ei stain is produced by lemon juice or any other acid, nothing is as effectual as ammonia in neutralizing and• thus removing -it _. - We hear so much about pauper labor in England, that it will surprise some people to learn that Great Britain has 1,515 co- operative labor societies, with 1,655,966 55 members, 5,999,670 of share capital, $12,376,925 of loan capital, i 3'9,705 of reserve fund, and an annual business of 201,127,030. Tommy—Can we play at keeping a stole in here, mamma ? Mamma (who has a" headache)—Certainly, but you mast be very quiet. Tommy—Well, we'll pretend we don't advertise. • He—I thought it was the younger dangh- ter that was married? She—She was at the time,.but she generonslyagreed to trade ages with her sister. It was awfully gocd of her, wasn't it? Madam," said the boarder to the land- lady, " I think it would be well to begin breakfast at an earlier hour." " Why so ?" " It would give one a longer time to wag'estle with the beefsteak." It is always the man's fault when a couple quarrel. There would never ,be a particle of trouble if men were only reasonable =4 b. Leeds, oil whom a peerage bas been con- ferred s 73 years of ago, and one of the moat learned men in England. -He is -a Scotchman, born in India. He has been married three times, and his present wife was Miss Kuesell, of Boston. He makes an American tour every year, is a Liberal in politics and an ardent advocate of free trade.. The elevation of Sir Lyon to the peerage will leave the seat for South Leeds vacant. As Sir Lyon had a majority of 1,535, the seat seems tc be safe for the Liberals. The clever woman is always telling people the things they want to hear, and always pays the right thing at the right time. The clever woman knows how to talk as well as how to listen. The clever woman asks the old young man to give a sketch of his life, and tells the young old man that he has much to - learn. The clever woman assures the married man that, no one would suppose him to be the father of a family, and whispers sweetly in the ear of the smooth -faced youth, " Why, they told me you were married !" An animal brewery is the latest produc- tion of the wild and woolly West. The statement isseriously told by a correspon- dent of a St. Leuis paper that a cow gives beer instead of milk and ie one of the attractions of the Puyallup Valley, in the State of Washington, about twelve miles from Tacoma. Puyallup is the hopgrowiug section of that State and the cow has cultivated a taste for hops. The price of cows will go up amazingly if this proves true. There can be no adulteration an the animal breweries. The Boston ingant (pushing back its high chair and discarding gum ring and rattle)— My dear parents this thing must stop. I am now 10 months old and quite competent to feel disgrace. I have just heard my father say : Pass them biscuit, please.'' Is this not true ?' The Boston mother (plaintively)—Yes, dear, but— '1 he B. I. (firmly)—But me no bats. When you married a Chicago man, you com- mitted a deplorable error. It is no longer endurable. 1 desire to' be placed in charge of my maternal grandmother. 'Tire Tribune has -a story -about- a; young- man oungman in Denver, CoL, who, having doubt about the divinity of Christ, told his pastor that if Mr. Gladstone affirmed his belief in that doctrine he would accept. Accordingly a note was sent to Mr. Gladstone, and though it reached him in the midst of the election excitement, he fo_ and time to send the following in his own" handwriting on a postal card : " All I write, and all I think, and all I hope, is based upon the divinity of our Lord, the,one cep 1 hope of our poor, wayward' race. —W. a GLansroNE," After the Fray. I saw three summ€igirls return, Their conquests all completed ; I heard them adding up the hopes ' And yearnings they'd defeated ; I sorrowed for the shameless way. The stammer men were treated. Again, I s'aw three summer men. Back from their short vacation ; The tale they told of broken hearts Was quite a revelation ; Yet somehow I could not bewail The poor girls tribulation. Why is it, asks the New York Sunday Herald, that so few men, in comparison, attend religions service ? Men -are as relig- ions as women. It is not religion that is in question, but the religious eerrrce. May it net be that the officers of religion are very often unmanly men ? Z he system of train- ing through which the student of theology passes may tend to weaken • the nobler and higher manly virtues. And there may con- sequently grow ap a code of ethics among ministers and church members, too, which is inferior to that which obtains in a more wordly social life. Oar theological semin- aries turn out many men who are sversed in the shibboleth of a sect, and in' cut and dried methods of sermon preparation and possibly with ability to interpret the Scrip- tures, but do they turn out the highest type of manhood ? The work of the church, too, heretofore has been adapted more to women than to men. The cause of this is appar- ent. Man is.burdened with the week of life- He carries the heavy load of support Upon man devolves the building up of the fortune of the family. He is of necessity -in the desperate struggle in which only the fittest survive. Women are more at home ; they haw more time, and to this fact more than any other is due the adaptation of the work and worship to women. Beecher never wrote well. His ex- temporaneous addresses, taker! down by a shorthand reporter, read well, but put him at s desk and expect him to turn out first-class copy, night m and night out, be would have wretchedly failed. The same way with Talmage A the same way with Phillips Brooks.— Biu I •.rL• Rer,,rdcr. Dolly—Have you heard how Sadie is get-. Ling along ! \lolly—She's better. She's t taking seven different patent medicine& Dolly—Mercy on us ! And are they all doing her good' \lolly—No ; only one is. Dolly, Tnen why doesn't she leave off the others ? Molly—She's afraid to. She doesn't know which one it is. "Yon look exhausted, Sissers," said 1 ' Cumso to his barber, as he took his seat. " Anything bad happened ?"' " Yon noticed that man who went out as you came in " les." " Well, he took a shave, hair cut and shampoo, and through the entire operation he told me stories about his smart baby. I couldn't get in a • word." j Mrs. Tarrson—Wbat ! Mrs, '11'Tavisb, i gauin' doon the water again ? . Mrs. M'T.— On, ay ; ye see I've aye made it a pint tae .gat as far as Dunoon and get a bathe twice a year at least. Mrs. T.—I'm gaunt' inland tae Campsie for the day: Mrs. Dl T. —On, ay, Campsie's a' vera weel for fowk con- neckit wi' a clean trade. Your man's no' a miner like mine, ye see. —Dundee Weekly Neire. A correspondent of a London paper, quoting an assertion that •" no man ever saw an old Weller, or a brother Cheeryble,' says that the prototypes of those" Brothers Cheeryble are dead. They were the Brothers Hollingworth, of Maidstone, dear friends of Dickens, and kind-hearted, gen- erous men, known the country round for gI eat benevolence. John Hollingworth died in '"s, and his brother Thomas sur- vied him only a few months. Sir Lyon Pleyfair, M. P., for South A Mint to Strikers: A farmer hired a man to help work the farm. One summer day, when .laborers were very scarce, the two were mowing in the field, when several larks flew ap. " Look at those big cranes," said the hired man. " Those are not cranes : they are only larks," replied the farmer, somewhat Sur- prised, " If you don't say they are cranes, Ill knock off work right now," said the hired man- Ae. the farmer could get nobody to take the hired man's piace, he was obliged to yied to the whim of the rneniaL " Yes," said the farmer, " I see filet they are cranes, but they are nut big cranes they are only half-grown cranes" the hired man was satistiedwith thiscon- cession. Some months afterward, the hired man still being in the employ of the farmer, the latter said at dinner time one day, as he poured out a glass of water : " Here is some very tine beer." " That's not beer ; that's only water,-' replied the hired man. If you don't say it's beer you can tender your resignation, for I don't want any offen- sive part.asan about the place. Just teaste that again, and if you think it is not beer, you can just quit at once-" The hired man knew very well that he could not get another situation at that time of the year, so he tasted tee water and. cheerfully endorsed the administration, saying : a Of course it's beer, but it has not got much body to it-" Moral : Strikers should be careful to select the proper season et which to strike. —TernA Srt?Ings_ An Iowa publisher acknowledges the receipt of an egg which " was laid on our table by the Rev. Mr. Smith." Mr. Smith seems to be a layman al well as a minister. He—If I kiss yon again will you'icream! She—Yes ; I'll do anything yon wish. She—Is she your summer resort girl ? He tlangnidly)—N o, she is my' last resort girl- h,.• 1 CORKS, GALLS, SORE SHOULDERS,' SCRATCITF S; or^ any - \: OUN DS ' on )10R.S or C '1."!r'L. Q :.Ret1y Ueedod. Speedy Cure GUARANTEED if you ase TEXAS I3��LS��1%I. weut by )Tail on receipt of Price :IA. Ce'nts, By C. F. SEGSWORTH, TOIYO\TO, ('Anti. AGENTS \\"anted Everywhere. TEST MON IALS. LY THE ROLLING BREAKERS. Catastrophe that Overtook the head of a Ness Faintly. They had been wedded a week and this sweet day they were down by the sea, where the billows beat musically upon the silver sands and fell in rhythmic cadence upon the sentient shore, changing ever as it were a living thing, says the Detroit Free Press. They had wandered away from the crowd in tile earlier morning, but as the hour approached when Neptune holds his reception to the bathers they mingled again with the throng and ehyly tried the wetness of the waters. She was so blushing, so timid, and he was so brave, so daring. He met the waves face to face and breasted them, and when she screamed as a breaker dashed upon him he said to her : Tut, tut, Mamie ! It is nothing." She leaned upon his strong right arm, and clung to him fondly, as he took her out into the briny and boisterous surf, and she was so proud of him. Strong limbed and lithe and lissome, he was a.picture even in his bathing suit, and well might.Mamie fe61- that George was a prize package. Once more they had essayed the billowy depths and George had made ':a mighty effort against a wave to prevent himself and his fair bride from standing on their heads before a thousand eyes upon the beach. She screamed in merry glee, but when George came up clutching at himself and .growing deadly pale she screamed in wild affright " Oh, George ! George !" she cried. " Sh ! Sh !" he hissed through the seeth- ing salt water. She would have screamed for help, but he caught her. " Keep sial," he whispered hoarsely, as a great wave engulfed them, and she kept stilt _ ...- . " What is it? Oh, George, what is it?" she moaned, as he dragged himself along on the bottom with only has head visible. He steadied himself as best he could and looked at her dreamily for a moment. ' me yMamie," he murmured, " do yon love " Oh, George," shecried, " more than life itself !" But she did not touch him, for she was fearful. " Well, dear, if you do," he said, " skip across the beach and bring me a closed car- riage here. I've ripped my bathing snit up the back, and if I,move. aix inches Pll fall out of it." And Mamie skipped. ISSUE NO 36. 1892. MOTE Int replying to any of thetas i ldvertismenfs kindly mention this pawl Entitled t• the Beat. All are -entitled to the beat that their money will buy, so every family should have, at once, a bottle of the best family remedy, Syrup of Figs, to cleanse the system when costive or bilious aFor sate in 75c bottles by all leading druggists. Bettie Green's Millions. Mrs. Hetty Green, whom an attempt has been made to swindle at Chicago, is the wealthiest woman in the United States, her fortune being placed at 0,000,000. She is about 55 years of age and is the daughter of a New Bedford Whaler, who left her 559,000,000, says the Boston JournssL Not long after this an aunt died and bequeathed her 54,000,000, and with this combined sum she is said to have made ±!,000,000. Mrs. Green has proved herself a match for the shrewdest men in Wall street, as many of. know to their sorrow. By her determina- tion in withdrawing a deposit of $45,000 which she had with Cisco Bros., she was said to have caused that firm's failure. Although being assured that the removal of so large' a 'sum would cause the firm's embarrass- ment, she still insisted upon it. She is very economical, her one desire being to make her son the richest man in the United States. She owns as little real estate as possible in order to escape taxation, and always lives in hotels. She is a large women, weighing about 180 pounds, and attends early and late to business: Win;.—All Fits stopped tree b'. Dr. 16.I1n.'. Great Nerve Restorer.. No Piga 6.11e.-.- iir'-t j day's use. Marvellous cures. 'treatL'e and tri -t>; trial bctre fres to Fit cases. Send to Dr, ii.ic . s."',.1 Arch St., Pttil*adeli hia, Pa Adana and Eve \i err Tali- M. ali..M. Henrion, the French savant, in his remarkable work, " The Degeneration of the • Human Race," published in 171, i ravety informs his readers that Adana was 133 feet 9 inches in height, while his dis- obedient consort was but a paltry 11 feet from the sole of the.foot to :he crown of the head. 'LGIN TYPEWRITER FRFE. BOYS 1 and girl, all went one, Particulars free. Sot ix v & Hoa1E, Port Huron, Mich. . WOODSTOCK COLLEGE, Academie Department---Merdaster University. FOR BOYS AND YOUNG MEN. Prepares for marticuiat ion in Arta, Law, Medicine. A thorough course in English, commercial work, science, mathematics and manuel training (which includes drawing carpentry, turnings, blac�ici iithing, machine work, etc.). ,Development of manly Christian character stands first with pe, $14L00 to V63.00 per year. Re -opens Sept. 6'.h. For calendar address, J. I. BATES, Woodstock,Principal, Ont. WESLEYAN LADIES' COLLEGE And Conservatory of Music, Hamilton, Onb. The 32nd Year will begin OIOT 1='r' i. STR r3t. Over 300 graduates in literary course along, a large and experienced tacul`niversity t� ation, thorough instruction un University as well as preparatory, in Music, Art, tion, Delsarte and Physical Culture, ins- etc. ; rational system of instruction discipline, and the social advantages of a city. For terms address the Principal, A. BER_NS. S. T. H., 1.1,. R. ALBERT COLLEGE, Belleville, Ont. Leads the colleges—enrollment 220. Largest number of marricnlants of any In Canada. WILL RE. OPEN TU 1) AY. SEPT EMBER Eth, '.2'. 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BARN AP.D BROS, iii McCant The eating of an international dinner , ' ' "'roeto Ont some little tune ago in the SL Clair tunnel, {� SALE ( r which was to unite the commerce of the 'iI TT4I Oji it tii3� FOR Q1if; � United States and Canada, ..t, 21:1S to vhave a been a premature repast, in view of time present retaliatory status- — Nfir F4 irk ii6rld, Encore—Aunt ttolittle girl, who has just returned from hearing her mother sing for the first time in public)—Well, darling, how did mamma sing this afternoon ? Little girl (dejectedly)—Not very well, they made her come back and do it all over a -am. " Did you," he in -Faired, in an intensely sentimental tone, " never sigh for death r" Whose „ she inquired, with an interest and promptness that brought him hack to earth so Last that be nearly lost his breath. 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'WILLIAM BRIGGS. s� semeuperaaee street, Trust•. DOMIN!ON SILVER COMPANY WE HAVE BEEN' INFORMED THAT certain parties, withoutprewar authority, are neg our name and reputation to secure orders for Roads of an inferior quality. The Pabiie are notified that all our ge.ds are humped with our name ae that the impos Wnn c'sn be dete.: ted at once. We wan! several more pushing men to act as agerm;:. DOMINION SILVER COMPANY, oronto, Ont. Yi:I$ULLitEG detersive atarle, 18 E em ! ! piste ere ' i ries and 10'1 Fepalar Song 1 *fasted Dinner. F 1 tee. BARN AP.D BROS, iii McCant The eating of an international dinner , ' ' "'roeto Ont some little tune ago in the SL Clair tunnel, {� SALE ( r which was to unite the commerce of the 'iI TT4I Oji it tii3� FOR Q1if; � United States and Canada, ..t, 21:1S to vhave a been a premature repast, in view of time present retaliatory status- — Nfir F4 irk ii6rld, Encore—Aunt ttolittle girl, who has just returned from hearing her mother sing for the first time in public)—Well, darling, how did mamma sing this afternoon ? Little girl (dejectedly)—Not very well, they made her come back and do it all over a -am. " Did you," he in -Faired, in an intensely sentimental tone, " never sigh for death r" Whose „ she inquired, with an interest and promptness that brought him hack to earth so Last that be nearly lost his breath. The new Wall Paper Trust will stick a t:-`20,00),000 can make it. 12 000 Of Recd Fax -ming Lndstitieper en on r,., ig�an eenya1 Acres tens)liand Loon Lake • Iixliroade. a gricetez ranging frim 4l tD Le`, per sere. T'aes 'ani. s,., 00 .1 tc enterprising new towns burg 1, - c'bco:=, e:e_ etnd will be sold en rc-re '.,vorr." f :.ernas. Appy 'o K M. PIMICE: We,: Bay City. Orta .1. t . CCRT1S, Whittemore. ` id Plea �e menzien this paper when writing CHEAP FARM -S IN VIRGINIA MILD at][ &TIC, GOOD MARKETS Ana good laud from tis to x20 PER ACRI with improvements. Send for bur circular. P'I'LE & DrHAV1N, Petershag. Va. Fq ogll)A'S ADVANTAGES FOR &MALL inrer-Vments. See Florida Real Estate Journal. Arcedia Fla, Sample and sap 10c. silver L-,A1131S AND FARMING LANDS E1 e n-ral Michigan- Write for li=t and terms. E. Foster, Gladwin, ►%sat.. :,5 r1-• `xv. t;,•.1 40. C G N' M ` ! CiNr. COITRE,orTHICK NECK. I hate a Positire. adv. Harm - l and al=s1 x e' a Cure_ Come or write to me at 2 Liyins- sttu:e Street. eterelaad. O inti It o-�Lodine Smear. Carr trade n DBP. J. 4C4a►e31[eo r. h-