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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1891-12-25, Page 3' - IIIII,V1.40,94!.1 The great' :h kJ , -..,, C41.10e0,,s'JydW, 4 .., vorp;,e, " McLeod the Theairiest at' ff.41441i(1, ct5riler,1011413.41' Wi •' pa17.;...,-Yi*Iil1-e-y;-.-141,10: ,t6 pviroh-17444-:!;#0 kr•re e ef:'the fsnm e o4alcr, :west„pf Mr 'Mho NoKihn= remaining part of rds it) wRecl bY r :ALOVroad -13 4a* fplaskto. Re clot hat ver (An' 1,OftAct Should a' neiallm' sssseastis The sole At og'ik3141 n feast hegnal sthat monte An' hon 'Til he thinkifflt But Paw kolite.pqnvelf 0 Anent tkeLr : pelinction; For better dare, ' tliocht" As sat e in their I tection. Ss An' tho' they ne'e To pliskies o' the s' Withoot a blissin' . ; They hid them in Etc - But up got fechty An' swoor th4. 1 w Erse clap't a pen rol:, By way o' poortith's• Then up the aisle wrear (span°, ▪ An' conscience sair disjointit, He got his wee bit penny bliss' E'en by the Lord's amointit ; Queer slicht o' hand wark there was dune, Subversive o' thilunion, While satan hover d owre the kirk Wool pleased on supple pinion. He lauch'd fu' cantle in his sleeve At ilka burnin' quarrel, An' prod't on the foremaist lads, The gleg auldfarrent carle ; A motley crew were then sent up Wi' warklooms, gey newfangled, •Twas thoeht their symphony micht end The dust o'er, which they'd wrangled. But by mischance they struck a key As high as ony steeple, An' fand that they were no in tune Wi' voices o' the people; They blew the bottom frae the hex -That's ca'd a kist of whissles, An' nee it's said the thing has ta'en An onfa' o' the missels. The guidly stream tha4iled the font To kirseu some bit d Ha.s no' as muckle wate • As drouk a yallow yorhn ; An' what will priestcraft noo ava Wi' sic a brulzie brewin', If folk wr'conscience winna gang The gait that he's persewin . ,The only way to mend the fyke (I.canna see anither), Just place the godly on this side, - The devil on the ither Then let an arbitration sit Until the fray is grip'it, An thae wha're fand maist i' the wrang There let them wee l be whipp't Wi' stripes that day. MUCELEBAORIT. ra tDefoh,- bp* 1?een. ..,‘,,P2jtvL+ *Mt`i Qs ,t114. 4rifei TUE .4,11IATE1711 ORM% as the dying,ilagiNg YOrAt',„' Op..to its ending till:tar- <alai atqateur actor gayly acts 2 .1.10 -otter r I •iprs. esi4sS,„ 4 •Fl head 443nR41,S; sssl, gives it to the pap'. s, —,Arabs never .eat fisi}. --All trees are evergreen itstthe tropics. '''sstrirPalfailitTelfferirigireivlialiirTervC —" Ohio" is the Japanese for go mar ing. -..1\" umv.o u99es,pf amputation eaks English, German and 7 A Rapid. Transformation. • "About eight years ago,' said Au" (liter Joseph Brown, "I was in London, England. One day I bought a stall to see Patti at the Royal. When the evening came I took the ladies around and walked in at the door. Bat I did not get far. "'You cannot come in here,' said the door -keeper. "'Why not ?' I asked in surprise. Here are my seat tickets.' "'Well, you cannot enter,' he replied, decisively; your coat is a frock and noth- ing but dress suits are allowed.' " I expostulated. I ..told him that my hotel was along way off, and that the ladies would be greatly disappointed. I was an American and did not know the rule of the theatre, "Finally he told me to go into the dressing -room, where the attendants might perhaps be able to fix me out all right. " I went, expecting to,pay two or three crowns for the loan of a coat. The fellow looked at me a second, whipped a pin from his lapel and pinned my coat tails back, and I found myself in evening dress. " I gave the man half a crown. "—Se. Louis Chronicle, First Lesson in Journalism. • City editor (to new reporter)—You say in this report of the fire that " the lurid glare of forked flames shot athwart the dark domed sky." Are you sure, of that? New reporter—.Yes, sir ; -I saw the whole. thing. City editor—Did you notice any insurance lurking about the place, or learn what caused the fire, or the probable amount of property destroyed ? New reporter—No, sir. City editor (striking a match)—Well, just watch the lurid glare of forked flames sheet athwart this report. Enstatesmanlike.' " Thereman who left Congress (4ra poorer than when he entered it." Ah ! A good proof of his splendid integrity !" " Oh, no !—of his miserable luck at poker." Preparing for the Worst. Clerk—Pair of) ear -muffs, eh ? .Getting ready for the cold weather pretty early, aren't you ? Benedict—Cold weather nothing We've got a new baby at the house, that's:nth Sticking to the Rules. Customer (to dry goods clerk)—You have , called me a liar ; you must take that back. Clerk—We never take anything . back. But I can change it for you; how would you like to he c thief ? At the gathering of Catholic clergy in St. Louis to celebrate the jubilee of Arch- bishop Kenrick it was observed that the predominating number of bishops and priests present were graduates of Maynooth, one of the greatest Catholic colleges in the world. After a man and woman have been Mar- ried five years both claim to have been coaxe&into it. There was once a woman in the country .who was not favored by the gods with *wealth, but to in a measure c6Inpensa,te for this, she had ingenuity, and many a make- shift djd she invent, one being paper colh- forters for the beds. Now this has become a regulation thing and soft light paper com- forters are for sale in the stores; of every city. These are to be placed over the blanket and retain warmth without giving 1 weight. Manning; The greatest mania' he - chooses the right with invincible resol' who resists the sorest temptatie within -and. without-- who bearal IS • Irrill---aheetNryy wiTo seed ,who e relianc WV " fir 1,1. But still he takes no note; The lengthy linen duster Is now his overcoat. —One-half of the people die before the age of 16. .—Califoruia fruit will be plenty for the haidays. —The Earl of Dudley has $6,000,000 life insurance. • • —Dr. Talmage's voice is raised for war with Chili. —Twelve over age tea plants produce one pound of tea. —Take a hot lemonade at bed -time to break up a cold. —A woman has no right to have a dis- agreeable voic e. • —Take a look at the crowds in the stores, that advertise. With cats quite full of fiddle strings, With drum heads on the sheep, And all the cattle having horns, Why isn't music cheap 1 —Belgium's queen is a clever sleight-of- hand performer. —Facial paralysis can generally be traced to using hair dye. —The French army is three times as large as it was in 1870. —A doctor says linen should never be worn next the skin: -7-The entire coast -line of the globe i abdut 136,000 miles. —The moon's' motions are quickened seconds in 100 years; —The Persians have a different name every day in the month. • —The sausage is only skin deep,4ind that's the beauty of it. —Pawnbrokers are not allowed to take wine and spiritsIn pawn. —A pack of hounds recently changed hands for 3,000 guineas. —The deaf and dumb man gets no credit for having never told a lie. 11 Or — You can't measure a man's learning 'by the size of the words he uses. — Boston has over 4,000 miles of electric wirea strung over its streets. — Women are prettier than they used to be and necessarily come higher. —A good man is one who lives - right whether he believes in religion or not. —We are rocked when young and clubbed when we grow old. 'Tis a cruel world. —Millionaire Nellie Hayden, of Denver, was a salesgirl ten years ago. ReaLestate. He sat at his door at noonday ; He was lonely and glum and sa.:11, The flies were buzzing about him, Led by a blue -winged gad. Not a customer darkened his portals.,`: Not a sign of business was there; But the flies kept on their buzzing, About the old man's hair. At last, in misery he shouted, " Great Scott Fru covered withflies !" And the zephyrs that toyed with his (whiskers asked: " Why don't you advertise ?" —A pretty woman cannot throw e. stone, but she can shoot a glance that hits the mark every time. , —ell the club " I hear you are going to marry Alice Bankbook, Joe." Yes." " Well, she's a nice girl and she's got a fine figure." " Yes ; $70,000, JS 'nder- stand." ' IN„ HIS FIRST. FUEL MESS sur' - Gaze on him! ,- ens Feast your oyes upon bis tout ensemi the Observe his hands -his restless, id a' ..:s hands; . moan, So undetachable—so obstinately thereirch'd He knows them. but he cannot " high Place them ! His trousers have no pockets at the s• by the His feet are in his way. a,ing with One leg feels longer than the other This is his first appearance lard and e In a swallow -tail. , (bit declared for In toggery like this. His mortal frame he ne'er before hatlit high8:gkainmdleystef e A smile that budded ande Upon his face .lie wears a smile—a wan,then frozo t appealing Look at that smile and then lid brother bel And stuck fast where it died. Go weep! ted. The Pre ignation of the ding With their Listening to Miss Pari°!'d to record as th Philadelphia Record: "il exclaimed Mr. Hobbs tohis" of his noble qual rearied labors espec daughter, a,he made a survey °ate .pastoral chage. on his arrival home. 4 i Half „a tainy his removal signs of suppr. Puintimate acquaintance er. Where's r being deprived of his "She's down to ' the cooking rt which he attended plained the child. arly, also his urbanity 7 brethren. • Successful remedies find andgratitude to the eh for 1118 acknowledge - e several congregations ced in th h church, and and hie family to the y that he may be spared , 111 nthme may nbee. was be to drive her hors( A woman 'in Hancock coml./sr udseentinehissalot i road track was bitterly dimi tempting to go around it. Each year about 00,000 sprinkling the streets of Li, charge vacant on the sec to prevent the horses slippiesussy.The pulpit supply There have been 27 cam the session for the ensuing 100 years. Was authorized to moderate Abs.) the Bavarian royal family peers of England aro fr 6 congregattop_is ready. JOHN MCNABB, 0104 debt as being the Qneen'23rd, 11391. sellers. i' , An. „inch of rain means. 'indebted to the Sr.- which falls npon an acreg - ,d oblige us by settling risme of iv)ncoming week. ' She English ( . " succe,ssis 1,e offies 13Y . `ltti.NDIKST How tke Street Arabs Are Trea at These F,stabitshmenes. -.When the tondon Arab, otherwise a bad boy, declines to go to school he is caught and sent to join a regiment of truants at one of the various truant schools that have been established for the purpose. Here he remains for as long a period as the manager deems desirable.. If the boy behaves himself he is soon released on a, 'cense, If he still declines to 4sisestlitartfrigifilieffuTa (Tame n aga as 1WASI sure as eggs are eggs. When they are captured'they are dirty and ragged. But soon all this is changed, Their hair is cut, they are put into a bath and a nice clean suit of clothes given them, consisting of a pair of corduroy trousers, a shirt, a blue .serge blouse, a pair of socks and Jaratea.What difference the bath and clothes make ! The . brute be- comes a human being. And the brute seems to feel this as he gives himself a ,sort of shake and walks off to join his fel- low truants. From 6 o'clock in the morning until 8 at night the boys are actively employed, with short intervals of rest. You must keep them at it," says the governor. " It is part of the punitive discipline." Up, wash, dress, make beds, fold clothes, prayer, exer- cise,. breakfast, school, drill, dinner, school, drill -"and so on. The housework of this large establishment is done by the boys. They help the cook, with the dinner, and when 'dinner is cooked they clean the kitchen. They give a hand to the laun- dress, starch, iron and turn the mangle. There is wood-c'hoppin 0. to be done, and many small household °duties to perform, each of which• teaches the boy the elements of law and order, which are of great aid to him later on in life. The Household Prize. 135 Adelaide street west, Toronto, Ont., " Your reliable preparation, St. Jacobs Oil, has proved a benefit to me in more ways than one. I have used it for quinsy (out- ward application) with very beneficial results, and for a case of rheumatism, where its action was swift and sure, and a perfect cure was performed. I consider it a remedy to be prized in every household." THOS. PIERDON, with Johnson & Brown. RUSSIA'S Standing Army. The Russian standing army consists of 410,952 infantry, 84,929 cavalry, 67,976 artillery, 19,325 engineers and 35,180 ord- nance, a total of 619,178 enlisted men and 28,000 officers. The Cossack strength in peace, besides the Cossacks in the above total, 19,448 ; there are 72,634 officers . and men of the reserve, and 11.5,000 officers and men of the local and auxiliary forces, a total, that is, of about 814,000 officers and men, The war footing is 2,220,798 com- batants, officers and men. Worn and Wan and Weak and Weary. ! ye women, worn and weary, with wan faces and so indescribably weak. Those distressing, dragging -down pains, and that constant weakness and wornness and weari ness can be cured. For all such sufferers, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a panacea .of inestimable value. As an in- vigorating tonic, it imparts strength to the whole system. ' For " overworked," "worn- out,"debilitated teachers, dressmakers, seamstresses, "shop -girls," housekeepers, nursing mothers, and feeble women generally, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription - is the greatest earthly lboon being un- equaled as -an appetizing cordial and res- torative tonic. As a soothing and strengthen- ing nervine, "Favorite Prescriptiort."- is unequaled and invaluable in allayintands subduing nervous excitability, exhaustion, prostration, hysteria,, spasms and other dis- tressing, nervous symptoms, commonly at tendant upon functional and organic disease. It induces refreshing sleep and relieves mental anxiety and despondency. Appropriate Names. Texas Siftings : " So you have got twins at your house ?" said Mrs. Bezumbe to little Johnny Saluelson. "'Yes, ma'am, two of them." " What are you going to call them ?" "Thunder and Lightning." " Why, those are strange names to call children." " Well, that's what pa called 'em as soon as he heard they were in the housW' All For a Barley Corn. ' LaFontaine, in one of his fables, tells of a barnyard fowl that scratched up a gem, hile scratching for corn. Not knowing its alue, he gave it to a stone -cutter for a rley corn. Thus do many persons throw ay the priceless pearl of health. A ifling." cough is neglected, then comes sumption, then death. Stay the cough, ok out for a coffin. Dr. Pierce's Golden 'cal Discovery will cure catarrh in 'the bronchial or throat affections, or lung- e (commonly known as the consump- the lungs). If taken in tiine, and fair trial, it will cure, or the money, it will be refunded. It is the only d cure. imitators. 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The 33ritieh- regiriCnt •htts- the largest number of -captured flags is the Scots Greys, to whom, at Ramifies the French Regiment du Roi surrendered, with their arms and colors. At the same battle, this regiment, in chasing the fleeing enemy, captured several more flags and a great number of prisoners. In 1743, when the British troops, under command of George IL, defeated the French, the Scots Greys rode at a body of the French Life Guards, and when the French were fleeing towards the river, pursued by 'the Scots Greys, the latter captured from their adversaries a magnificent silk standard, the first of its kind ever taken by our troops, a fact which, coupled with the overthrow of the "cream of the French cavalry, so delighted the King that after the battle he nominated the colonel of the regithent a Knight of the Bath, At Waterloo the Scots Greys took a. large number of prisoners and captured the eagle of the 45th Infantry. This was secured by Sergeant E wart after es desperate combat, in which, after cutting down the standard- bearer, he was attacked successively by a Polish lancer and' a foot soldier, both of whom he slew. A Wise 'Young Woman. Young Adolphus Fitzwilliam, he loved a fair maid, But to ask her to marry him he was afraid, Because of catarrh, which she had very bad; So mtioli so that often the youth was quite glad To omit, at the parting, the kiss of the lover. The reason of this she set out to discover. " Catarrh Makes me loathsome. It's fatal to love. 0, darling Adolphus, by all that's above, I vow I'll not lose thee'd something there is To drive out catarrh and to sweeten a kiss." So this wise young woman began search- ing for a cure, and good hick attended her. She found Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, at the drug store, and felt convinced that a ,,preparation which the proprietors had such confidence in that they were willing to offer to pay $500 for a case they eannot -curet must be worth trying. She bought its She tried it. It cured her. And when Adolphus kissed her at the altar last week, her kiss was as sweet and pure as roses in June. Girls, a word of advice : If you want a lover to stay a lover, you must get rid of catarrh. Do as this sensible girl did, and get the only sure remedy for this slisgating and dangerous disease—Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Editors Wear Boots. • Tuscarawaa (N. S.) Chronicle: Our enterprising neighbor, Brother. Creel, has purchased 'a new pair of shoes. This, to our wealthy readers, may not seem ,like a very important item of., netvs, but that is because they never wearied their brains and the seats of their pants in the newspaper business. An experience of some years teaches us that the editor who collects enough money from delinquent subscribers to latryse, pair a shoes in the sad autumn 'days is in luck. P. S.—We need shoes. Drop a. dollar in the slot and see the editor smile. N. B.—If our delinquent subscribers are going to let the mealy edieorof the Independent get ahead of us on shoes, we want to know it right away. 4 Money sent by post ()face order is at our risk. Finally : Send it soon, brethren. Consumptives '2 Do not give up until you have tried Miller's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil which makes flesh and blood, is a positive cure for coughs and colds, hrochitis, sore throats, 'and all -lung troubles tending to coesump- tion. Persons have been known to gain from five to ten pounds in weight by taking one bottle of Miller's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil, which contains hypophosphites of lime and soda. In big bottles, 50,e.ond $1 at all drug stores. Papa (soberly)— That was quite a mon- strosity you had in the parlor last evening. Maud (nettled)—Indeed! That must depend upon one's understanding of the term mon- strosity. Papa (thoughtfully)—Well, two heads upon one pair of shoulders, for ex- ample It is an accepted fact that the tone of the piano improves when the instrument is moved from the wall of a room. MAN ARE NOT a Pur- gative Medi- cine. They are a Breen Buttnon, Tomo and Encox- STRUOTOR, as they supply in a condenaecl fond the substances actually heeded to en - fell the 13lood, curing all diseases coming from Poon and WAT- RY Btoon, or from VITIATED HUMORS in the Brecon; and also invigorate and Bum) Vi' the BLOOD and SYSTEM, when broken down by overwork, mental worry disease. i excesses and ndiscre- tions. They have it &snarl() Amor; on the SEXUAL SYSTEM of both men and women, restoring Lon. 'noon and correcting all IltREGIILARMES and surrnessmes. Who finds his mental fact: ulties dull or failing, or , -era floggi”g, nlinuld take these -estore his lost energies, both sail.allatiot:sr:L°e1:31:Acireajtaltpeallthem JAN* The leI;itierliple of AlmaCellege. All interested n ilducatienal work must watch with pride and admiration the sepia growth and development of Alma Ladjea College. Chartered by Act of Parliameet and having from the Out the finest build- ings and' furnishings in Canada, specially built for Educational purposes and contain- ing all modern improvements such as steam heating, gas, baths, &c., it opened in 181 with an attendance of 40 young woinin. Year by year the attendance increased so rapidly that in five years it had reached the Largest enrolment in Ontario and so filled all its available rooms that the Board of Management was compelled two years age to erect McLachlin Hall --at a cost inbuild- ,ing and furnishing' of $21,000. Each year has witnessed larger attendance, more per- fect organization, better scholastic results and/ growing populferity. Department han been added to department until now Alma offers complete courses to graduation (M. L. A. & M. E. L.) in Literary Department, Piano* Violin Elocution, Fine Arts and- COBB* niercial Science. University affiliations 60 pp. illustrated announ,ceinents. Address Principal Austin, B. D., St. Thomas, Ont, New York Recorder: Is there anything more suggestive than a scented woman! What is the purpose of the disguise 7 In she ashamed of nature? Is there anything disagreeable about her, or is this one of the occasions when a little deceit is desirable ? Mrs. Fangle—Johnny Cumso aren't you afraid your face will get tanned if you don't wear your hat ? Johnny—Nome. My face isn't where I usually get tanned. D. C. N. 14. 52. 91 NVANIMnr), A live energetic salesman who is active and ' industrious. A lady or gentleman of the right stamp can make a handsome income. 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