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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1890-10-17, Page 2• • " ft • I. BY AN ENGLISHIAN A LOVE STORY. " And its determination is to r014 the nous alone ie the cause of this breabb of the h4Phleull of R young said beautiful girl, in rides which guide the conduct of an engaged omer to prove that her parents, who. loved 'young pervert in, Mauves" her and have sought her happiness only, It was clear that this simple-minded and may be shown'to be in the wrong, because excelleet man was no schemer; it was an agreeable young man of twenty-five equally plain that be adored his daughter, shuttled with delight. and indeed rtlY years of age has chosen to fall in love with and that the could rule him as she pleased. goy 10 great that I wse in mentailear their onlohild." These were important points to note ; bat alleasties-liZir-teiateta-teestesteteeTeseseareteeee- -----eiee-aeleletie-7,...seeleeeeel-aseseseeertereese---7-"e: 'Yer-7"'ef'ss -e'-',47e!'"r-644"7.*-0414OrreklIen too pointed, and would reveal the drift of our 44llusione+-18at fortunately for us, and somewhat oddly, considering the excep- tional intelligence of oar hearers, our obser- vation/ and mirth excited no apparent surprise; and itiantit's parent'', white warm - ng to the conyereetione which .became general at this time, gowned to consider me of no account whatsoever, while they relaxed their fixed attention on their deughterea movements: I Janette* well the hold which propriety has over Freech 'se eople of all classes and all 'eve to' exhibit even to the girl I eo passionately loyed, and whose love I now felt authorized to win for myself, any other sign or token of my admiration then those which words allowed or the• la of the Diane, whose heart laid bare the warm feeling; of her soul, and whose soul was so pnre thatit could not hide the truth of What she felt, words and looks were ample to convey all I wiehed; and I can never forget , how singularly beautiful was the reception of those measagea of love from one young heart to nother, and with what rapture I marked in Diane's eyea her ap- preciation of the love be had resolved to accept and to return. By the end of dinner, we were one in heart.- soul, mind, and purpose, without having said ono syllable which, any one could tekteup withoiet on my part having sesseeseettetity forme dealaratione or obliged her teltereetinean expretieed answer to tiny epeelfied requeeteasee _ ' 'But for all that, the electric apnea -which Prepertee the storm had been stink ; and. I strong, im one another's 'love, young and in- experienced though we were, we had made up our minds to fight for one another, and to bear cheerfully the evils %het would ensue, certain of a heatvenly pea on earth when the strong will of our earnest natures bad , successfully tweathered the tempest about lo rage upon our devoted. heads. As ate roes from dinner, and all returned to the drawing -no order in- whioh me. Had I not the knowledge that M. de Maupert was positively distasteful to Mademoieelle Diane, I would never have allowed my own fellings to be knownor perceived." re Bute' EISICI the tie luta "etuuly •be,aware that there is nothing new in a girl disliking the husband chosen for her. Oar French girls are no exception to the rale of humanity, that we all prefer what we select ourselves to what others consider beet in OW interest : but they get over it in time, and end by wondering how it is they ever opposed their parents' wish." " I quite understand what you say, but characters differ; and Diane's nature is not that of as ordinariTrench girt, and will no sithinit to that despotio rule whioh may settekkeete thus openly before me -au iflee wnd to convey information sor my guidance -than by the apparent ignorance he either affeoted or entertained of my sentiments fer his daughter. I did net rt tie et. I ad ere seed_ h direotedly on the eneject he would, as a 'netters of comae, appear wholly ignorant, and would treat me as the moat unoon- corned being he might casually come morose; but for all that, he was slowly turning into that lightning-conduotor which Daine had so wittily 'tidied him at dinner whether he would care to be in order to protect us both from the impending storm. Looking causally at his watch, the marquis found it later than he thought, got up, and respeotfully kissing hie sister'e • ON A ABAN'S OKTINTROT• Some 9user and Quaint ort of Obituary Poets. Buffett, News: Simple scriptural quota/ done were once not ooneidered sufficient for inscription& and graveyard poetry was of more important* then at Feculent. Fol- tiewneseeeetee-efeReaW-4,49- " original" : Here lies the bcdy of Deborah Dent ; She kicked up her hoels and away she went. A moot indeoorone prooeeding on the part of the woman with the demure mime. Atwater etititaly aippata'i heseelptien : Here lies the body of Mary Gray ; She would if she could, but she could not "'W. She had two bad legs and a baddish cough ; Her lege it was that carried her 6ff. After all, most gyve are carried off by their lege, though net precisely in that way. A really )(never ineeription is that found on a photographer's tombstone Here 1 IIe—taken from life. Another bright and concise bit is found upon the tomb of aeltusband and wife in a Frenoh cemetery; we had come into dinner, we pee eaoh other but one locilt-sa look eo fall of deep, passionate love that any one who *said heve seen !it would have required no other t•i4n of our determination to settle matters onrealves, and at the same time ea infinitely tender filet it, amply compensated for the absence' cif-thoge more usual, bat in France less cagtornary, premiums of the hand and firm, which, if they are only natural and tameable, are less respectful to the loved object before the words heel) been pro- nounced which consecrate the engagement. " .Soon after theesoffee had been served the Marquise's oarnage was announced, and she took her. leave with Diane. Happily, X. de Bretenille remained ; so I hid the satiefaotion of seeing Diane to her carriage, while the count gave hie arm to her mother. I then told her I Amid call on her father next dayearly, if indeed .I had not the oppor- tunity of seeinghim thst very evening; that I filleted she knew for what motives; and that, had I by any misfortune mig- N ken hernanotion to thio proceeding, I ime plored of her.to say eo. She smiled one of those maddening smiles e heal simply sent all my muses reeling ends intoinoated pleasure,and merely said it her ordinary voice, self she wished her re ether to hear, • "Do not forget my roses before you leave fer England. Mademoiselle Gerona would b furious if yon did not admire them. S le is pertain there is nothing in the world like them, and I hope you will sub - &tribe to that eentiment.", " I shall certainly , call with your another's permission," I replied, "though bal" already of Mademoiselle Garoux's opinion." " Mother," said Diane to Mademoiselle de Bretenille, "at what time did you say M. de Maupert's family are coming to see eon tomorrow ? " " At about three, I believe," replied the marquise, while her oloak was being put on. "Then at what time can Mr. Vere oome and bid us good-bye ? " " Will 5 o'olook snit him ?" " It is too late for him, manfrate" said Daine, "it he has to leave in the evening." " Would Monsieur prefer 2 o'clock ?" " Could he not come to breakfast at half past eleven." " Daine," said Mademe do Bretenille, " what tt child you aret Mr. Vere knows yon are a fiancee." "So I am 1" exclaimed Diane, laughing, and looking at me. "Comma &est drole ' she replied. " How the part Finite yon 1" I remarked. "I suppose," she said, "that dinner meat have some influence on these things ; beoanse, curiously enough, I do feel a fiancee now, and I did not before." te" Does a fiancee write ?" I asked se her mother stepped into the °urine. ",By the governess's post sometimes," ehe replied, smiling; and then, shaking hands with me, entered the brougham laughing. As soon as she had disappeared, Ray- mond de Chantalis who was really an intimate friend of mine -so mnoh so that we called eaoh other by our Christian names e Yon could have married that girl if you had been clever." " I shall marry her, though I tim not," I replied. He looked at me e moment. e Timken well said," ne remarked, " but di ffi on a of a ccom pliehmen t." tiewey 2 " Parblen because forestalled yon." e Yes -With the tether." " And maybe with the girl." " I don't think oo." • Certainly with her mother.", e' That may be." Taro parents against you is too mnoh." " must bear that evil." " Come and have a cigar before you com• mit enioide." " Hose ? " By marrying or by ettemrting to defeat a French marriage by Englieh anus." " I shall be happy to die in either cause." " Surely your English blood is beircier than that phrase would imply ? " , ,weir, hut" (turning to me) "von must another man has na• e in most, and reen'ts in terrible misery in me oat of ten marrieges thus oat,. trate ed." " Ay dear friend," replied the count, 'believe me, my niece, of whose character yon evidently know more than I do, but for whose beauty I can quite appreciate your admiration, for I never saw her look so well as this evining, comes froom too French a family not to be doomed to the traditional fate of French girls. Make your mind easy; and though a short while einoe I wail regretting the necessity of your departure, I rejoioe over it now, as it will cure yon of a passing and hopelese fancy. Yon are too young:tie cope against the position and influence of M. de Maupert, and though I have no doubt the future is bright which looms before' you, demise my twice from any share in it. Indeed, as your friend, I would recommend your - not thinking of marriage at all. Remembertheold'proyerb, • , "'Marione nous, carious nous, Mettons tams la corde an con." " Beallaymorid," I said, "1 am decided and if I could feel that you were the friend you always evere, I would tell you thattyour niece is quite as deoided as I am." " Has she told yon e� ?." " Then bow do you know." " By a thousand and one tokene." "Mon cher " he exclaimed, " that is very vague, and, to tell you the truth, not quite complimentary to my !nee°, for it would seem to imply that ehe is either a coquette or is deceitful." . 44 Deceitful 1 " I screamed -4' she deceit- ful? Why, of all the French girls I have ever known ehe is the only one that I ban absolutely call truthful, loyal and straight- forward." " Not very kind to our girls," remarked Raymond, in an amused rather than severe tone. "And as to the coquette," I went on, " if a desire to stand true to her love, and a wish to do so without offending the parents ehe respects, ie coquetry, then ehe need not fear the'appellation, for it does her honor." " Allem " eaid the count, good- humoredly, " I Bee she has a champion, and I wish him success, though I fear Don Quixote has a representative in your per- son ; but go to Bledame de Chs.ntalis ; she understands these matiere better than I do, and will relish having a hand in this rontantio business; our union was a very prosaic affair, and our lives have lost noth- ing by being unpoetioal at the oemmence• ment. ' " You were not forty-two, and she sixteen at the outset," I said. 41 Thet is the only sensible remark yon have yet made," replied the count, se he opened the door of his smoking -room. Hearing us going in M. de Bretenille and Madame de Chantalis joined us. As they did so I went up to the former, and asked whether he would allow me to Bee him on a private matter the next morning. He re- plied that he would be much honored by my visit, and would be at my " ordere at any hour I pleased to name." " I have promised to 0311 and take leave of the marquise at 2 o'clock; perhaps you would allow me to Bee yott immediately after." I did this because, as I anticipated his possible answer, I feared I would not be slowed to see Diane again after reoeiving it, and this prospect was too painful to cam - template; but in a manner which had much softened since dinner he had made no ob- jection, but on the contrary told me I would find him in hie study among a heap of stuffed animals and papers, engaged in com- piling a dictionary of zoology which he thought might be completed if he lived to s hundred, but bad little chance of enlight- ening his generation if he were not accorded a longer life than most men. • " fent bien passer le tempo," he re- marked. " and that is how I epend my time when I am not at the club." "Yen will meet Diane." said the countess, who, I thought, might home spared mo the ,ead reflection the remark entailed. " Not at ell, btoanse she will never leave home," replied the marquise. " No one who 'marries my daughter can de so on any other condition." This I thought was directed to me, but I listened without making any remark. " Nor," continued the marquise, " do I think that Diane would care to leave her old father." " Not so old," remarked Raymcind. A father always seems old to his child," Bald the margniee. " Besides, Diane has many tastes ; ehe is an extraordinary girl. Her fancies are not those of other girls, and her tenacity is eerfectly surprioing. If she helps me in any of my researchee and 1 feel inclined to give up a task grime - times find too wearisome, so as td devote annther time to it when I can bring a mind fresher and more lucid to its discovery, Daine will continue it in ray absence and greet me at ,dinner with an I have found it, papa,' which puts me to shame and impresses me deeply." How I drank in these words, and how gloried in having found favor with such a character! " De Cdaupert," cotitinued the count, "did not like her to dine out this evening, and I told her so. She asked me whether there was anything wrong in it. I oonld not say there was. Her mind was made up, and all the entreaties of her mother were absolutely futile. As I could not back up her mother's argumente she has had her and shaking hands with Raymond took his departure. I got up also to say goodsbye, when the countess made me sit down, and opened out as to the proceedings of Diane and my- eelf that evening. Addressing her husband, she said to him, "My dear, we have to stand by these two lovers; for in the whole comae of my life I never saw snob open loveneakingem both sides." (To be continued) Why the Elixir Didn't Cure. A fakir in medicine had jest opened out in St. Thomas, when a sturdy young farmer pushed hie way into the orowd and eaid: " See here, mister man, you were over at Clifton in June ?" " Yee, sir." " Yon were selling this same etuff ?" 4'I woe:" "Warranted to mire rheumatism, neu- ralgia, headache, ague4 bad hver. indigestion and about forty other things ?" " Yee, eir. 1 guaranteed it." • . " I had a torpid liver. Went to three different dootors and all of them said she " Noten so many words." wasAorpieleyou el for a bottle." she didn't cure. Didn't have no more effect than water. I want my money beak." " Gentlemen 1" exclaimed the fakir, as he looked around on the orowd, "you have heard whet this man says. He calls my South American elixir a 'fraud' because it didn't cure his liver trouble." " No ; it didn't!" shouted the • farmer. " Then let as ewe why. Did you eat pork? " "No, sir." "Sleep on a feather bed ? " " No, sir." • " Drink tea or coffee ? " " No. eir." '‚Take plenty of exercise ? " . " Yes, sir." " Have a bath once or twice a week ? " " Yes, sir." "Go to bed early?,' " Yes, sir." , "Notv then, my feiend, answer me one more question. What was the state of year mind while taking my elixir ? ' " P-urty•feir." " Weren't you engaged to a girl?" " Y -ea, sir." And didn't she give yon the shake? Speak right up now." •" She --she married another man," stammered the farmer, as he tried to get out of the orowd. " Ahl I knew it 1 Gentlemen, behold the conspirator -the assassin --the Shylook He is in love. Hie liver- is torpid. He buys s bottle of my elixir. It is warranted to straighten ,the kinks out of e torpid liver at the rate di forty kinks an hour ; but does he give it a fair show? No, gentle. men ! This fiend in human form pursues hie fair victim. He offers her his heart, but she• won't have it. He persists. She still refuses. He finally loses her. Emo- tion bangs hie fiver from port to starboard -adds to the number of kinks -wobbles all over Ontario, and then he cells me a swindler because I haven't cured him. Gentlemen, who is the swindler -the arch fiend?' The orowd oheered him again and again, while the farmer made all haste to get out of sight, and after peace had been reotored the fakir held up one of the bottles and said : • " Now, then, who takes the first bottle ? Compounded by a South Ameriban hermit from herbs and roots grown in a myster- ious valley and I'll give $100 for Any cons= plaint it won't cure. This is' my twenty- third farewell tour and the sales have been 40,000,000 bottle& Patented in every country on earth and the recipient of sixty- four need decoration& Only a dollar a bottle and who team the first ?"-New York Sun. 1' Its calmneas Hee in -its determinetion," r bel eve, mon-incur, lhat my fatherly weak - Anti -Students silub. The young ladies of Bethlehem, in this State, have organized and anti -students' club, the (object of which is to disco:trite- nance the attentions of students, on the ground that they are gay deceivers and delight in breaking feminine hearts and blasting matrimonial hopes. That the study of the classics and of mathematics should conduce to such fickleness is a matter of surprise; and the eubject is en- titled to the serious conoideration of the friends of higher education. It may be, however, that the girls themselvee are partly responsible for this condition of affairs. A cap and a gown sometimes et - tract eilly little moths, just as a naval or military teniform dem ; and in the con- wimp:mem of power wings are sure to be eineed. There are doubtless good young men in Bethlehem inside as well as out side of college. Give them a °hence, girls. -Philadelphia &cord. ' Must Blame Himself. New York Herald': Mr. Stiploby-Well, madam, you made a tool of tne when I married yon ; that's dead euro. Mre. Stiploby-Why, Nioodemus, long before we were married yon always boasted that you were a self-made man. So don't blame me. e••••••......orm* The banana plant has been found to con- tain a greater quantity of pure Mite than any of the other numerous vegetable pro - duets used or paper making. Here I anal—ILD. 1867. A reprehensible play upon names is : Here lies the hody of Solomon Podd. .4 Who shelled out his soul and went up to God. Even more irreverent is the following : Here lies the body of old Cregier. Who had a mouth from ear to ear. Stranger! step lightly o'er the sod, For it he yawns you're gone—by —1 Here lies the Smith—to wit—Tam Gouk, His father, and bis mither, W' Tam and Jock, and Joan and Nool, And a' the Gooks thegither. When on the yird Tam and his wife 'Greed desperate ill wi' ither, But without e'en din or strife They take their nap thegither. The above suggests the discord that only died out with the strain of life. Here lies John Meadow, Who passed away like a shadow. N. B. ,=11is name was Field, but it would not rhyme. This was intended to be solemn, but some way it ion'a Wield, shield or yield would have rhymed with Field'ebat eve dently the poet was " stuck" on ebadow. Here rests in silent clay Mies Arabella Young, Who on,tbe 21st of May Began to hold her tongue. Arabella should rise and hanut thin poet. Here lies Margaret ex .n, Who never did aught to vex one; Not like the woman under the next stone. Margaret must have fixed this up loafer° she died. The "ruling plosion" is apparent in the following 1809. Alexander Moffett., Chief Constable. Stirling. Our life is but a winter day, Some only breakfast and away; Others to dinner stay And exerf till fed. The oldest man but sups And goes to bed. Large is his debt lingers out the day. He that goes suonost Has the least to pay. Budget of Scotch News. Mr. Peter MeGlashan, a well-known Scotch reporter, was run over by a train and killed near Perth on the 20th alt. • The Cameron Highlanders celebrated the anniversary of Tel-ell-Kebir at Edinburgh Castle on Saturday, the 13th ult. At a special meeting of the -Town Conn- ed of Glasgow on the 19th alt., it was resolved to confer the freedom of the oity upon Lord Rogebery. .• - _ The Rev. John MiNeill. of Regent Bemire Church, London, preached to about 3,500 people in the Grand Hall of the Edinburgh Exhibition on the 14th ult. A stained glass window has been placed in St. Giles' Ceithedrel, Edinburgh, to the memory of the late Mrs. Cameron Lees. The subject le the Christian virtues. Mr. Thomas ' Neloon, of Friars' Carse, Dumfries, died:there on.the 19th alt. in his $4th year. Mr. Nelson had a successful busineesnareer in Carlisle, where he owned large marble works, and wee for several years Mayor of the oity. The late Rev. D. Robert Stevenson, Dalry, Ayrshire, bequeathed £2,500 towards the endowment of West Cbtiroh there; 22.500 to the funds Of Kereland Barony Church and school; and £2,000 to the Univeroitrof Glasgow, besides smaller bequests. The death is announced of Mr. George Cousin, formerly one of the, Magistrates of Edinburgh, which took piece onAhe 17th alt. at his renderme, 5 Brantslield Terrace. Mr. Cousin was born in Leith in 1807, and .had just entered upon his 84th year. Patrick Allan -Fraser, of Hospitalfield, near Arbroath, died ou the 17th nit atter e long Mmes. He for many years took e prominent part in publio business in the county of Forfar, and was known as an cutlet and a patron of art. He was -a native of Arbroath, and was born in 1813. In Dundee Mr. W. E. Baxter's will 'has been published. Mrs. Baxter gets the in- terest of £50,000, the • contents of the mansion houses of Kinceldrum, Imre- reighty, Kilmartin or Asholiff, and posseo- eion of Inverarity or Asholiff. The herita. ble property goes to the sons, and there are legacies to the. daughters and beveral toervanto. Readers will regret to hear o&the death on the 18th nit., Edinburgh, -of the Rev. Charles Rogers, D. D., LL. Dt, who in hie patriotic labors to perpetuate the memories of Soottish heroes had made himself known to all Scotohmen both at home and 'abroad. That he had constituted his life mignon, and in coenection with it he about twelve years ago Spent several months in this eountryand Canada. He was a gen of the Rev. James Augers, and was born in April, 1825, at Deem°, Fifeohire. A Pressing Invitation. He -I gee you are fond of autumn leaves, Mies Breezy. She -Yee; there is a world of romance to me in the colored leaf. He -Can we not share the romance be- tween tle ? She -Yee, Me. Freebie,; 1 should be de- lighted. Come around this evening and sit on the family bible. -Judge. -Long haired ohildrenare not as ubiqui- tous as formerly. Tingled curls and orimped tresses have come to bo regarded among the luxuries and vanities that hamper comfort and convenience. A YALE AND BIAENTARD GAHM How a Baseball Match Was Unexpectedly WilAk Ot all games in -which I have pleyed, the west remarkable for a sadden revulsion of feeling was one between Harvard and Yale played upon Jarvis, Field, in June of 1882. Yale went first to the bat bet failed to visa cies-Leer eseisereetsteseesee _ as, ,srer second inning, a muff by the Harvard &d- ime man followed by the Yale - catcher''' making a " two -bagger " hit gave Yale a.. run. Oar happineea was shorelived, how- ever, for in the third inning Harvard made two rune, followed by another in t'ne fifth. Yale scored one in she eeventh, but Har- vard matched it with one in the eighth, so that we began she ninth with Harvard four to Yale's two. I think we had not the lease hope of winning. I remember feeling, eg we oame in for the ninth inning, that this defeat would settle our chances of the ohampionship, and thinking how the crowd of boys who, se knew, were eitting on the Yale fence await- ing the news, would hear it and dwindle moms lar first men at the e e Zn out quickly ; and our °anther followed, with the same reault. Wilcox, the last wan on our boating list, oame to the bat. Two men out, two runs to reaoh egen a tie, and three to win I noticed tUe the crowd was leaving the fietd, and aTeet the young rascal who bad charge et our bate was putting them into the bag. Here, you! stop that 1" cried I, for we all were superstitions about packing up the bats before the last man was out. Besidee, I was the next batter, if Wilmot should by any chance reach his base, and I wanted my bat. " Two Bullies," I heard the umpire call, and then at tho next bell, to my great joy, " Take your base," and Wilcox trotted away to first. I remember thinking how much I would give for a ' home -run, and then there oome a good bell just off my shoulder, and I bit it with alt my power. It went between third and shors-stop on a swift drive, but boundedhigb, high, as I afterward •learned, for 1 was meanwhile running at my best speed towards first. When I was fifteen feet from that base, saw the baseman give a treme dotes jump up into the air and I knew sone: r • r y bad made an overthrow. How I ran then! s. r-every-bese-/-peseed 1r knew W1111_017_,0 nearer to tying the score. As I came dash- ing past thirdhese, I saw Wilcox just ahead of me, and we armed the home - plate within three feet of eaoh other. Oar next batter took his base on poor pitching and stole second ; the next/followed with a base -hit past second which brought the first runner home with the winning run. We then went into the field, put three Harvard men oat and won the game - when probably halt the seven thousand spectators were already on their way home with a victory for Harvard in their minds. -Walter Camp,in St. Nicholas for October. A Cabman' a Opinion of Women. Said an old cabman " I have been standing in Forty-second street here since 1867, and never have I had an extra ten tent piece from a women. They are alike and their name is oboe. I never drive one that she doesn't want to go like an engineer, and if I demand extra pay for the time made over the road she wilihold beak and fight with her mouth every time. They all want their money'e 'worth. If they agree to travel et mile rates and doubt my estimate of the distances I have to whit while they go into a drag store or telegraph office for pointe, and then I lose more time than the difference amounts to. If they hire me by she hour they will hold the cab till the full hour is up. I never knew one of them to cheat in the time, and never met one who paid for a fraction over. A. man will allow me half an houvor half a dollar 000esionally to get bacok to nand, bet a woman never pays for anything she doesn't get. Uunless she is with a man I don't °ere mush about carrying her." -New York World. How to Eat Peaches. " The art of eating a peach" is, it ap- pears, one of the questions of the day. According to one authority on the etiquette of the dinner table a peach ahontd be pioked with the fork, quartered, peeled and. eaten piecemeal. But as so mnoh manipu. lation would evidently leave all the juice of the fruit on the plate, this method, to be palatable, requiree the courage of the young lady in the story who, at her firat appear- ance at a dinner party, raised her dessert plate with her two hands and oalmly drank the sweet juice of the nectarines. The French rule of eating peaoheo will, there. fore, be accepted with much favor, and that rale is, " D'y mordre a pier s dents." —Pall Mall Budget. A Fool at Large. The following letter, dated St. Paul, has been received at the Free Press office, Win- nipeg : " Sr. PAUL, Ootober, 1890,- -Dear Sir, I have heard about Winnipeg, and I am going to bo there on October 16th. I am well known as Jack-the•Ripper. and I am going to do some work there. I am going to kill three women and one man. Look out for me, and don't forget October 16th. 'Lice. THE ItIPPER. Good-bye until you gee It Stands Much Mnrdeijn "Do you know what the dead la ages are, Willie ? " asked the minister "Yep Latin, Greek and English." " English ? " " Yep. English is dead, too. Pa said you murdered it in your sermon last Sunday." An Absurd Query. Burlington Free Press: He (reading) - Then their lips met, and — She (interrupting) -Was it a protracted meeting,'I wonder? So great is the prosperity of the Find' Presbyterian Church at Cleveland, 0., that ii employs throe hardworking clergymen. The oldest man in England, who hag jest died at Elgin, attributed his good heath and longevity to oatmeal, whiskey, tobacco and fresh air. 'Justice McMahon opened the Brnoe Anima at Walkerton yesterday. A. girl of , 17, namod McDonald, brought anetestbin s for seduction against a married man named Williamson and securefle verdict With $500 demagog. The parties reside in South. =Om