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On the wherefore and the whence;
Baby's precious eyes are blinking
With incipient somnolence.
Little hands are weary turning
Heavy leaves of lexicon :
Little nose is fretted learning
How to keep its glasses on.
Baby knows the laws of nature
Are beneficent and wise;
His medulla oblongata
Bide my darling olo.e his eyes.
And his pneumogastrics tell him
Quietude is always best
When his little cerebellum
Needs recuperatiye rest.
Baby must have relaxation,
Let the world go wrong or right—
Sleep, my darling, leave creation
To its chances for the night.
Brazil's National Anthem.
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THE FLOUR WALREE.
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to Discharge—Qualities Necessary to
Make One Successful.
" A man needs to be something of a
judge of human character, something a
little above the average, to thoroughly fulfil
the dlitiea of the floor -walker," said one of
those tireless beings who stand bathe front
of all large Dt-zres-acrd lkrr , m(erable
questions all day. .
" Yes, I feel safe in saying that a man
has to possess more than ordinary intelli-
genes to be a competent floor -walker.
Every man ca'n't do it. It takes years of
the hardest kind of work toacquire that
insight into the, business that will make a
man almost unerring in his judgments of
men, goods and pride. And lush a
knowledge must the floor -walker have if
he aims tdeatisfaotorily perform his work.
BOOR HIINUEB.
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Too Mncb Reading of $colt'' Creates
Mental Dyspepsia.
I have a picture. hanging in my library, a
lithograph of whish many of my readers
may have seen copies, says Oliver Wendell
Holmes in the "Atlantic." It represents
a gray-haired book lover at the top of a
long flight of steps. He finds himself in
clover, so to speak, among rare old editions,
booke he has longed to look upon and never
seen before, rarities, precious old volumes,
incunabula cradle books, printed while the
art was in its infancy -its glorious infancy,
for itwas born a giant. The old bookworm
is eo intoxicated with the eight and hand-
ling of the priceless treasures that he can-
not bear to put one of the volumes back
after he has taken it from the shelf. So
there he stands, one book open in his
hands, a volume under each arm a
' " """dla — ifl ar do "o owing is a rang a-
non of the national anthem 'of the new
Brazilian republic :
" The eyes of the Day God never more will see
The slave in his chains pine and die ;
' re brothers who'd die for our liberty.
ants all, we, your power defy.
All are free in our glorious nation,
In the future united are we,
Wnile our flag waved with wild exultation
We will sing of our land of the free.
From the Yperanga, hark I 'Tis the cry sublime
Of faith and of hope for our land.
Come, arise, 0 Brazil! 'tie the holy time ;
Forward, all—'tis your country's command.
From thy minds the royal purple banish
And in glory advance to the fore.
Then, Brazil, all thy foomen will vanish,
And triumphant thou'lt be evermore.'
The " Spooney " Couple.
(Chicago Times,)
It doesn't matter where you stray,
Go where you a ill by night or day,
Sly Cupid's ever " rushing hay"
He doesn't waste a minute.
Between the daylight and the dark.
Ia railway trains, hotel and park,.
There's not a spot you cannot mark
A spoonoy couple in it.
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A , church or play, there, too, ono spies
me couple making, honeyed eyes,
itff`stvaRest smiles and softest sighs—
They're certain to begin it.
Until at length you gravely doubt,
If you should search tho wand about,
That you could find a spot without
A spooney couple in it.
And who would have it changed? Would you?
I love to hear the lovers coo,
And in their -softest -lisping woo
Some gentle heart and win it.
In all of life there should not be, ' o
From Eden to eternity,
A place without—it seems to me—
. A spoonoy couple in it.
An Australian National Anthem.
Maker of earth and sea,
What shall we render Thee ?
All things are thine—
Ours but from day to day
Still with one heart to pray
" God bless our land alway
This land of Thine."
Mighty in brotherhood,
Mighty for God and good,
Let us bo Thine.
Here let the nation see
Toil from the curse set free,
Labor and Liberty
One cause—and Thine.
Here let Thy peace abide ;
Never may strife divide '
This land of Thine.
Let us united stand,
One great Australian band,
Heart to heart, hand in hand,
Heart and hand Thine.
Strong to defend our right,
Proud in all nations' sight,
Lowly iu Thine— •
One in all noble fame,
Still bo our path the same,
Onward in freedom's name,
Upward in 'Thine,
Do Them Both Good.
Light : Mra. Tawker-"How do you do,
Mr. Prey ? What are you going to preach
about to -morrow morning ?"
Rev. Lettus Prey -"Well, to tell the
truth, I haven't quite finished my sermon
yet, but--"
Oh, I'm so glad; because then I can
persuade you, Iain acre, to say something
about the practice of talking about one's
neighbor's. It will strike right berme to
Mrs. Nextdoor, you know, who is always
saying things against my children and
me ; when if she would stay at home once
in a while and attend to those horrid, dirty
faced little imps.ef hers it would be a great
deal better for every one 1 Now, you will,
won't yon, dear Mr. Prey ?"
When They Will Burn.
It r vires 1,^000 degs. of heat, Fahren-
heit, to induce toads) emit fire.
When eulphnr reaches a temperature of
600 degs. it will begin to flame.
Wood will resist heat up to 800 degs., at
which point it loses; its reeistance and the
fire shows itself.
The phosphorus on a match is raised by
friction to a temperature of 150 dogs.,
Fahrenheit, at whioh it ignites.
Too Warn;.
First Editor -What ! Your building
burned downed ?
Second Editor (sadly) ---Yes 1
" How did it happen ?"
" 0, one of those eratio roams by a
young lady was sent in and I foolishly threw
it in Ate wast° basket along with a lot of
• othenatper and it sot fire to everything." -
Exchange.
He Toolc the flint.
Father (at midnight) -Sorry to disturb
yon, but I thought I would show yon my
new dog.
Daughter -Oh, papa 1 How kind of you..
isn't he cute, Harry
Harry (who takes the old man's hint)) -
Just in time, sir. ' I was going to go, any-
how.
The partition of Africa gives to British
dominion and protection 880,000 equate
miles and 5,650,000 population. Within
the sphere of British influence are 1,650,000
sgnaro miles and 30,000,000 people. The
figures for France and Germany aro as fol-
lows : French dominions and influence,
2,720,000 square miles ; population,17,000,
000. German dominions and influences,
650,000 square miles ; 250,000 population,
with two large rogione containing an arca
of 458,000 square miles not oven guessed
at as to population.
The boat reason alleged y horticulturists
for the growing of.tho daff dil is that the
flowers last well when cut.- With ordinary
-carer in• paoki thny-tetreu itafely, atirl E13cy
are exceptionally well adapted for arrange-
ment in vases or bouquets.
ooa ion o every • epartment of the store,
no matter how vast the emporium may
be. He must be able at a glance to deter„
mine the correct value of goode sold, and,
without hesitation, be able to settle dis-
putes. Such are the incidents which make
up the day in the life of the average floor-
walker.
" A floor -walker's position," centime
he, " seems to the unobservant to be a ni
one indeed. The orbwds notice the we
dressed man standing around giving dire
tions here and there, and apparent
enjoying rather an easy time compared
the oleriss. That is as far as the obser
ante of the crowd goes, and, as is usual
the case with opinions formed by the pu
lio, is incorrect. They don't see the dei
hardehips and trials we are compelled
endure, the actual work we do, and t
responsibility that rests upon ne. Ove
oohing the hard things, they see us as w
occasionally stand on a dull day havin
nothing to do, and foolishly imagine th
hat is a fair example of the way we wor
" The average floorwalker lean ordinar
ort of person. Commencing life probabl
s a oashbo he hae, by aeetdnons anplioa
ion t e wor , raised himself to somethin
enter. But he has spent years in th
nsinees, and knows nothing else. Com
menoing,,work at 8 a. m. and finishing at
. m., he finue the day long enough. H
as many things to look after, and, if h
ttends to his duties, is 'thoroughly tire
nt when night comes. Let me show_yo
hat a head 'hoer -walker has to do. H
as charge of the oaehboys-no light work
bat. He hires and discharges them, an
e supposed to attend to them properly
elides that he must stand at the head o
he aisle or "floor wherehe is planed an
ireot customers to any department the
ay ask for. This necessitates the floor
alker being thoroughly acquainted wit
he entire location of the house.
" Then he must, in a sort of way; be th
ead of the department in which he i
laced. It is true the clerks are not'anode
ica� but -iso -is; never Bless, supposed t
eep an eye upon them. If a customer i
05 being waited upon he is to see that she
attended to as soon as possible. Very
ften a disagreeable person will insist on
etting into a row with the clerk over the
ale of some article. The floor -walker is
upposed to be diplomatic enough to settle
he affair up without letting it go any fur -
her. Suppose the row is about the price
f some article. The floor -walker must be
isoreet enough to make a satisfactory ar-
ngement without hurting the interests of
e house or losing the customer. It is the
oor-walker who is appealed to in all snob
see, and be must be able at all times, no
atter what may be the trouble, to afforda
lotion of the problem. And then some-
mes a clerk will become impudent to a
stomer, and it is then the duty of the
oor-walker to report .the olerk to the
onager. If ho - fails' in this and the
stomer makes the complaint the .floor-
alkor is held responsible. So it goes, one
ing and another, to keep the floor -walker's
is active.
" One of the greatest tests that marks the
coessfnl floor -walker is his thorough
owledge of business. That is, in every
nee of the term. Beyond fulfilling the
ties assigned him he should be a praeti-
1 basiness man, and act just as though
was his own store and he was doing all
could to promote the growth and wel-
e of the concern. He must be thoroughly
quainted with the prices of anything in
a department, and able to tell
a g'lsnoe , whether or not the clerk is
aling fairly with the customer and the
use. Now, for instance, this oashboy
riga me this pair of gloves that has just
en sold ; I will sign the check, and then
money, gloves, and check will be sent
the wrapping counter. It was my busi-
es to know positively before I signed that
eok that the proper amount had been
arged for that pair of gloves.
This is a business that requires a cool
3, it mind adapted to business, and
hing else. If the floor -walker attends
his bnsinese he picks np a list sof
naintancee that are invaluable to him.
should be able to have hie particular
tomors, and be able to recognize them
en he sees them. These are the points
ich constitute a good floor -walker."
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The Swedish Cure for Drunlcennes.
The habitual drunkard in Norway or
Sweden renders himself liable to imprison-
ment for his love of strong drink, and dar-
ing his incarceration he is required to sub-
mit to a plan of treatment for the onr° of
his failing which is said to produce marvel -
cue results. The plats, says the " Family
Doctor," cgnsists in making the delinquent
subsist entirely on bread and wine. The
bread is steeped in a bowl of wine for an
hour or more before the meal is served.
The first day the habitual toper takes his
food in this shape without any repugnance ;
the second day he finds it less agreeable to
hie palate ; finally he positively loathes the
sight of it. Experience shows that a period
of from eight to ten days of this regime is,
generally more than sufficient to makea
man evince the greatest aversion to anything
in the shape of wino. Many men, after
their incarceration, become total abstainers),
It Cheats Honest Men.
Chicago News : At the very beat the
personal property tax is atax on oonnoience,
and as such it puts a premium on lying and
becomes a special burden to the honest and
the unsophisticated.
The brnnette who bleached her hair _to
pioatt h r"'young; 1 ii Digo/it to be exhi
bited in a dime museum as " the girl who
dyed for levet"
many as. he can possibly hold at the earn
time.
Now, that is just the way in whioh th
extreme formof book -hunger shows itsel
in the reader whose appetite has bosom
over -developed. He wants to read so man
books that he overorams himself with th
orude materials of knowledge, which be
come knowledge only when the menta
digestion has time to assimilate them.
never can go into that famous " oorne
book store " and look over the new book
in the row before me, as I enter the door
without seeing half a dozen which I wan
to read, or at least to know somethin
about. I oannot'empty my purse of it
contents and crowd my bookshelves with
a1) these volumes. The titles of many of
them , intereet me, I look into one or two
perhaps. I have sometimes picked np a
line or a sentence, in these momentary
glances between the uncut leaves of a new
book, which I have never forgotten. As a
trivial, but bona fide example, cote
day -I opened a book on duelling.
I remember only these words
" conservenons 1a-cette , aypble in -
se tit ntion,"--lobs;-nevembeforirderrdur=l o
called a noble institution, and I wish I had
taken the name of the book. Book -tasting
isnet 'necessarily profitless, but it is very
stimulating, and makes one hungry for
more than he needs for the nourishment of
his thinking marrow. To feed this in-
satiable hunger the abstracts, the reviews,
do their -beat. - But -these; again; -have
grown eo numerous and socrowded with
'matter that it is hard to find time to
master their contents. We are accus-
tomed, therefore, to look for analyses cf
these periodicals, and at last we have
placed before' tie 'a formidable looking
monthly, The Review of Reviews. After
the analyses comes the newspaper notice ;
and there is still room for the epigram,
which sometimes makes short work with
all that bas gone before on the same
subject.
Isis just as-weld-to-reoognlee-the-"fact
that if one should read day and night, con-
fining 'himself to his own language, he
could not pretend to keep up with the
press. He might as well try to race with a
locomotive. The first disoipline, therefore,
is that of despair. If you 'could stick to
your reading day and night for fifty years
what a learned idiot you would become
Iong before the half century was over 1
Well, then, there ie no use in gorging one's
self with knowledge, and no need
of self-reproach because one is
content . to remain more or
less ignorant of many ' things which
interest his fellow-oreatnres. We get a
good deal of knowledge through the at-
mosphere ; we learn a great deal by acci-
dental hearsay, provided we have the
mordant in our own consciousness which
makes the wise remark, the significant fact,
the instructive incident, take hold upon it.
After the stage of despair comes the period
of consolation. Wo soon find that we are
not so much worse off than most of onr
neighbors as we supposed. The fra,ptional
value of .the wisest shows a small numera-
tor divided by an infinite denominator of
knowledge.
A Profane Blatherskite.
From Senator Ingalls' Pittsburg speech
If a man is a Democrat; in''God's name let
him be a Democrat. He that is filthy let
him be filthy still. (Great laughter and
prolonged obeering.)
The Repdblioanparty has always been
right and the Democratic party has always
been wrong, and it will continue to be
wrong, world without end, amen. (Pro-
longed cheering.)
The worst Republican that ever lived is
better by far than the beet Demporat that•'
ever lived.., (Great applause.)
There wasone who betrayed his Master,
and there was one less winked, but weaker,
who, when interrogated as to the Master,
denied Him ; and I have no doubt that all
the brutal, savage, sensual. soldiery of the
army of Herod and the entire democratic
party of Jerusalem (langhter) and P, suns
Pilate and the independents (laughter) and
all the civil service reformers of Palestine
inveighed against Christianity and appealed
to their false and abominable idolatry ; but
Christianity survives and the sun still
shines. (Howie, laughter and tremendous
obeering.
The Democratic party is the streetwalker
of the nineteenth century. '(Laughter and
applause.)
Polly's Poor Opinion.
Texas Siftings : Polly sent ns a joke the
other day. It was in a daintily scented
envelope and carefully insoribed, with all
the little dotlets over the i'e, on a small
portion of one page of a large, expensive
sheet of elegant linen paper. This was the
joke:
Some men aro born great ; some achieve
greatness, and some have groatneos because
they cannot avoid it, but the great majority
of men do not know a polonaise from a
dustpan.
Site Stopped the Clock.
Rochester herald : Tho Board of Educa-
tion of New Britain, Connecticut, has dis-
charged a teacher in the Normal School
there because she was " too homely." The
members of that Board will bear watching.
Tho Dolor used to denote mourning hue
often been changed. In Rome males wore
black for mourning, while the women
indicated: their grief- by wearing- Bite
garments, In Turkey at the present day
the monrning hue is violet, in China white,
in Egypt yellow and in Ethiopia brown.
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The announcement that the German
Emperor has resolved to found a newe-
paper leads the New York Herald to indulge
in some pleasant anticipations and also to
bestow some valuable advice. He will have,
it says, those privileges dear to the beginner
in the rural press -passes to the theatre,
free rides on the railways, invitations to
the opening of beer ealoone, a sure thing on
every " blowout " that comes along. His
Majesty will find in this great profession
much to improve the mind. He will learn
some phases of human nature which even
the fierce light which beats from the throne
cannot discover. How tohandle his musical
people, for instance ! We wish him joy of
his first criticism of a prima donna, not to
speak of eminent tragediane who attribute
their failures to a corrupt and envious
press,, and gentleman of the prize ring, who, '
eeneitive to oritioiem.He will have a good
time with his city department, arranging
for " spreads " and " scoops " and seeing
that the hanging matches, 'elopements and
Salvation Army riots are well reported.
His Majesty will enjoy, himself especially
about election times. Then the boys will
begin to swarm upon him ; gleaming with
diamonds, whiskers duly dyed, rank and
not well -fitting gloves, and. steaming with
patriotism. If His Majesty is not sensitive
to tobacco, the aroma of bear's grease and
In Dumfries one cannot look upon a sin-
gle olden structure, or follow with the eye
any close wynd, vermeil or street, witholib
knowing that at some time it was mom
famtliar to Burns than and portion of the
old city is to any one of its inhabitants
today. In the ancient Bank street house
where he first lived in Dueafries, in t.`.8
three tiny apartments, more th4 n one.
third of the more than 1x0 poems he: pre-
duoed in Dumfries were composed. Then
in the MW, now Barns, street home, which
was hie last, ` the remainder were
given birth, Among these were
" Auld Lang Syne," " My Wife's a
Winsome Wee Thing," The S :idier's
Return," " Willie Wastle," •' Contented
wi' Little, and Centie war !Tait,' Thou
Hast Left Mo Ever, Jamie," " Ye Banks
andBraes o Borgne Donn." "Mv r
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Sair, I Daunts Tell," "O Wert Thou in
the Cauld Blast," " Dancr,n Gray," '• Flow
Gently, • Sweet Afton," and that 4rand
martial ode, "Bruce's Address." 'Fee old,
though still spruce; King's Arnne Inn
could never have so long stool the assaults
of time and tourists had not Burne, in a
forgivably irreverent and delicious mood,
scratched upon its window pane. -Cor. New
York Commercial Advertiser.
the blended odors of the cocktail, the
patriots will be interesting. He will learn,
fpr 'instance, how much clear, cold out
lying the human intellect can evolve in the
shortest given time.'
His Majesty may have trouble in hie cir-
culation department at rarst, as it is some-
times difficult to hire men who will swear
affidavits up to the proper notoh. But with
the imperial prerogative of pardon hie
affidavit swearer need have no fear of the
penalties of perjury. That will be an im-
mense advantage over- his rivals. He will,
as a general thing, find it useful in select-
ing his associates to avoid men who have
ideas or miisoiina Ln cif 1- -ho- - s et3err
better days ; " born journalists " and
editors who are invaluable. Escaped
Nihilists, writers of Irish poetry, young
women who address the falling autumn
leaves and elderly ladies with odes to
tears and memories should be dissuaded
from his columns. not in harshness,
nor__from_a_ spirit. of -criticism, but -for- the
peace of his editorial mind. In conclusion
His Majesty is advised to deal generously
with his advertising patrons and subscrib-
ers. He must try and have his pay in cash
and in advance. It :vi11 save trouble on
both sides. At else outset, as may be eeen
in our new communities, he may be com-
pelled to take it in kind -watermelons,
photographs, canned tomatces, kindling
wood, hair oil, pickled salmon, cabbages,
or even detective cameras. He should not
encourage this longer than is necessary.
_His -Majesty -,-however, has a largeaarmy
and control of its oommiseariet, and busi•
nese reasons'may tolerate what world not
be desirable under lees favorable circum-
stances.
A Dinner in the Ha••em.
Wewent to the harem at Cairo at 3 in
the afternoon, and till the sun set we were
entertained by dancing and singing girls
with interludes of short, funny stories told
by two dwarfs, who made, 1 was told, a
large income by attending marriage feasts
and " dilating the hearts " of the guests.
As I did not understand Turkish, I tried to
talk to some of the women in my halting
Arabic, and was not sorry when Mme.
Hekekyn Bey tcld me that we were to have
dinner. Little did I think of what an
ordeal -my first Turkish dinner was going
to be.
Sitting cross-legged in -a heap is not
difficult for a short time, and on a
low divan one leg can be put down for
an occasional rest ; but at dinner I
was obliged to sit close to the little
inlaid table under pain of spilling the food
into mylisp, and cramp was the result. The
first time of eating withone's fingers is
ileo rather a puzzle ; but the dinner was
excellent, and I wonder Turkish or Greek
cooks have not taken the place of French
chefs. There was rather a jumble, accord-
ing to onr ideas, of soup, e.weets, roast, eto.,
the dishes seemed to come ,np whenever
they were ready, puddings and creams be-
tween var-iouspreparations of moat or vege-
tables, and the rapidity with which they
were served was extraordinary. Our kind
hostess pre seed ns to eat until I realized
what the schoolboy at onr village feast felt
when he answered the curate' timidly :
" Please, sir, I think I conld eat a bit more
if , I stood np."-Mrs. Ross in Hurray's
Magazine.
A Queer" Mania.
The Standard reports a strange case that
was heard in a Vienna Police Court yester-
day. A monomaniac, who was formerly a
well•to-do master baker, and ruined him-
self by a mania for collecting handkerchiefs
Which had been need by ladies. At the
commencement of this singular hobby he
used to buy the coveted monohoirs, some-
timespaying as tnnoh ae £4 or £5 for
what was intrinsically not worth as many
shillings. His devotion' to this fad brought
him to poverty, and then he fell to stealing,
in order to enrich his already unprecedented
collection. '- At length he was apprehended
at the recent choral festival; when as many
as fifteen ladies' handkerchiefs were found
upon him. On a search being made by the
police in his apartments there was found
in oneroom a collection of 1,434 of these
articles, all classified according to the
special perfumes with which they had been
scented. The magistrate ordered the un-
fortunate man to be taken to a lunrttio
asylum. -St. James' Gazette.
Td Cure Consumption..
Dr. Koch, the German physician who
claims to have disoovered a method of onr'•
ing consumption by inoonlataon, is about to
begin experiments on people who aro suffer-
ing from the disease, and we may, there.
fore, soon expect a wordy war amongst.
scientists over the professed discovery. The
matter is, however, one of great interest to
the world, and it is snob researches that
aid in bringing about a clearer oempre-
heneion of the principles of life, and advance
the art of healing(
A. strayer.
Tonawanda IXerald : The carnation is
a • cheerful liltloblossonethat~lastsa-•for•days-
WPM its stem in a glass of water, and
smiles frankly and contentedly all day long
'when thrust in a buttonhole and uncheered 1'
- by a drop of moisture
A Chess -Playing Village.
In the Gartenlaube is an account of the
village of Strobeck, near Wernigerode, in
the Harz, where every five years since 1885
a ohees congress is to be held, and it• w.as
this year, at the end of June. Thu child-
ren of the village for many centuries have
been taught -oiled in their homes as soon.
as they could understand the moves, and at
the present day they show what progress
they have made every Easter .in the
presence of the
pester school teachers, and •
village-- h
The three girls
and three boys who remain victors, '
receive each a Owes board made
th
Q—.silllsge end • ; .,neoribsd---v'it'rs-----
the words " A reward for preseverance,"
There are -regular obese -clubs for men and.
women, and on Sunday afternoon people
pass the time in playing chess in the inn
" Zum Sohaehepiel," where, if a tourist
happens to come in, he is invited to play,
and is generally beaten. The inhabit ants,
about one. thousand . two hundred and fifty
in number, are almost all farmers, and in
easy circumstances. The appearance of
the village is pleasant= solid houses, Olean,
paved streets, a church with a weather -
cook in the shape of a chess board, schools`,,
inn, and an old equate brink tower which
plays a part in the history of the place. -
London Daily News.
A Happy Expedient.
" I think you may send me a quart_ of
huckleberries," said_ _the..,landlady to --the
market -man, as she looked about for bar
gains in wilted eggplants.
" Have you many boarders this summer,
ma'am ?" he asked mildly.
" Nine."
" Isn't a quart of berries rather -rather
lights}for nine ?"-he ventured.
" Not with me," she snapped. " Four of
hay boarders don't eat huckleberries for
breakfast and five don't eat bananas, so li
alternate and ketch half either way." -New
York Tribune.
Opposed to Slang.
Light : Mr. Tangle -Tommy, your
mother tells me that you are falling into
the evil habit of talking slang.
Tommy Tangle -Yea, pa, but I'll try.
not to.
Mr. Tangle -Well, you'd better not let
me catch yon using slang. I'd teach you.
I'd pound you for a home' run, young
fellow, and just everlastingly knock the
stuffing out of you ! I'll have ang in
this house.
What 1t Costs.
On her last trip from Liverpool to New.
York the Teutonic burned 325 tone of
Welsh coal every day, and the cost of the
coal, consumed on the voyage was $7,500.
The City of New York burned 350 tons a
day on her last voyage over. The expenses
for feel on these, fast steamers run from
$10,000 to $16,000 for the round trip. The
other expenses of the trip bring the total
amount np to $50,000 or $60,000 for such
ships as the two named'above.
The Weddlne; Ring.
The fashion for men to wear wedding
rings is greatly on the increase. It is a
pretty fashion and one which all women
are likely to support. Not vary long ago a
young lady of advanced views, who was
just about getting married, was asked if she
intended to wear a wedding ring. She
looked at her betrothed and said : " Cer-
tainly, if he does." -Women's Penny Paper.
Subject to Change.
Ilumoristische Blaetter : " Then yon have
made np your mind, young lady, never to
get married ?"
" Yes sir. I'll die an old maid!"
"But if some young man were to propose
to you ?"
" Ab, that would be a different thing
altogether."
THE Behring Sea dispute will settle itself
before long through the extirpation of the
seals if something is not done to prevent
their extinction: The San Francisco
Examiner points out that five years ago it
was intimated that from 5,000,000 to 6,000,-
000 visited the Pribyloff Islande every year
for breeding purposes. This was after the
Alaska Commercial Company had held a
lease of these islands for fifteen years, and
had taken from 60,000 to 100,000 seals an-
nually. This year the new lessees of the
lislands were only able to find 20,000 Beals
which they could kill.
TH ' Portuguese are keeping up their
agitation against England with great are.
cue, but what they expect to gain by
nobody can tell. The agitation does not
help their Government to niake any better
terms with England in regard to the
African territory in dispute, it paralyzes
trade, and the idea of her forcing a quarrel
with Britain is simply silly. Tho Portu-
guese may bo right, bnt, in the wads of
Chauncey Depow, the dispute is a back
•number.
. _,.,..: ,haat .was--+ the vtorof` a power o!'
the ancient. Greeks ? " Slow echo!,
desperately --It came from their know'
of Greek. People who aro able td
that lap :ua:0 (mold Aoogmtilislt An
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