Loading...
HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1890-09-12, Page 3D AII?'IIMNN OULTIVATIOA. $p11 l Toughing *finite& to ii[ske Clean Farms. Sees -One of the greatest mistakes bathe practice ot the Ontario farmer at the pre- sent time is, without doubt, the email measure of attention givento autumn cad- s vaeeA h ontoaeQyft whiweo ie big the land ; and this method of doing it is within the reach of every farmer. '" Clean farms for Ontario " should be the watchword for evtfry &tiler vi :ha hi-fi: i au thie Provino. That our farms should._ be praotioally clean is a possibility, and every farmer who is true• to his own best interests will constantly exert himself to rid his farm of every kind of noxious weeds, and also the roadsides that may border upon it. By autumn 'cultivation I mean that cultivation whioh consists in lightly plowing the land as soon as possible after the crop is removed, and in harrowing ' it twioe with an interval between the harrowings ........,. fa khn. k7ma n! tha Iota and .leen A WOMAN CONTONTIONIiST. The Young American Lady Who la !As- tounding the Briton. -Strange Feats That tato Can *ecompllLh with Ser Limbs. In the person of Mies Emilie Sells America has produced a woman, why, during the past few months has been astor ishing London Music Hall patrons >K t -�. lx� ,ter �e11 �..�mk ,.e� � It e the uinoinnatl J1 nqu;reT. oche va Ler trioke eurpees the most wonderful of those performed by the- " snake man," without whom no-oit'ous is complete. She discovered that ehe , penned her peculiar ability by pure accident. After witnessing the feats. of a male oon- tortonist at a theatre one night Mise Sells went home, tried to imitate them, and, to her surprise, found she could do it. Then ehe oommenoed to ,practise, with,a view to going on the stage, and in a short time she had made her spinal column and joints so flexible that the body could sesame almost any position.. It is the easiest thing in the world for Although quite fresh to -may. Bo let the touch be very light poor dye. Ae a -result the humiliate of the prise to Assist in searohing for Sir John That takes it from the keg ;pure -silk-stocking circle are allowed. the Franklin and hie hapless companion.. There is no band whose cunning skill sweet privilege o! paying 85 • pair for They sailed around Cape Horn and tip the Can mend a broken egg. r, !�,- !!• 7'e1ll8.C+ to 13ehriug's Streit, end tlaenos Duc sees; c? Fife full regular dill-. have, worked their way eastward to the Only a cat in the moonlight ; frozen regions. Collineon's oonriie. took Only a cat, that's all ; him through the waters near the Lawrie Only a song at midnight. can shore, but McClure pushed forward Only a, wild, weird waul. on a more northern route. He penetrated into an Arotio wilderness where civilized• man has never been before, and endured great hardships. For four years he and his men fought against the dangers which surrounded them on every hand, and at last escaped from the very jaws of death. They were forced to abandon their, ship -The hotel waitress is maid to order. L n>mNlasT MURDER. -Half a lemon squeezed over a baked fish makes it epicurean. Fashionable women, like eeilade, are frequently overdressed. -When a silent man opene his mouth look out for a flood of talk. -At the rateof seventy a minute the baby Drop is never a failure, -The rave isn't always to the swift. ap,.kimaa it ie to the nool-sellers. -LS l8 a quewavu wuavu alums ..sway helpless, a baby orthe man who is trying to hold it. Only e. man impulsive, Only a reason flown ; Only a olutoh conclusive, Only a bootjack thrown. Only a sudden sally, Only an uttered "Scat 1" Only a corpse in the alley, (lnly a r•nnr ar,vi ...+ pauuguaug, wuavu Yap. q..00 --ao of winter. The two prime objects of these operations are, first, to bury any weeds growing in the stubble that would other- wise go to seed; and almond, to encourage germinati3�f seeds lying in the ground, and whioh are then destroyed either by the harrowing whioh comes later, or by the late ploughing before winter. In the acoompliehment of these two objects a third is realized, although it may not be sought. Soil . decomposition• is promoted through the " weathering" of the exposed surfaces, and inert plant food is thus un- locked and made valuable for nee by the next year's orop. This mode of cultivation is pertain destruotion to the Crop of weeds growing upon the soil at the olose of harvest ; that is, when .the work is thoroughly done. Ragweed, the sow thistle -one of the most difficult of weeds to eradicate -the Canada thistle, burdocks and' various kinds of 000kle, all of whioh will be found growing in the stubbies where they exist, will thus be bnrie No other means . of destroying ragweed d 000kle are so effioient for the outlay. The first ploughing not only buries the weede mentioned with many others, whioh .:hough• lees. tronbleeome should he given no quarter, but it brings many seeds that may be lying ' dormant in -111011114110 near thea surface that they will germinate. The harrowing whioh follows in - due time destroys these, after whioh other seeds germinate to be destroyed in turn -by-the. late ploughing. By this simple mode of Cultivation vast quantities of the seeds of such plants as wild oats, wild flax, the'Wild pea, wild mustard and pigeon weed will be destroyed, for, unless in the case of the wild pea and wild ninatard, these naturally put forth the effort to grow in autumn. There is ample scope for the exercise of good judgment se to the preoiee nature of. the first ploughing, dependent upon,the .kinde of weeds that may be growing, and the nature and condition of the laud. Where weeds are already growing it is important that they should all be put oat of sight. This the gang -plough will not do effectively as at present used. It the gang - plough is to be need much for this purpose, the mannfaotritrers will have to put some form of a skimmer upon them to make the burial of the weeds complete. The two - furrow plough does better work than the ordinary gang -plough, but it also should have a Skimmer. For -destroying thistles the single plough with broad share whioh outs off all the thistles is beet. It also •.should be used with a skimmer,and the ploughing should be shallow so se not to bring up the horizontal roote near the surface, for when so placed they aro sure to grow if the weather is damp. The first .ploughing in any vase should be shallow, se it is easily done, and answers the purpose quite ae well aa deep ' ploughing. In some seotione the farmers have been practising autumn cultivation for years, in others it has never been attempted. It is scarcely necessary to add that where au- tumn cultivation has not been introduced weeds abound, and crops lees remunerative are harvested. In sections where soils are naturally stiff it is lees essential, for weeds do not grow there so readily, but it w ill prove of much advantage in any soil. Autumn cultivation is our practice, of coaree, at this farm, and so beneficial are the results that we cannot for a moment think of doing without it. Bat we are not making much use of the gang plough ; we are using the two -furrow plough instead. albs that we have here do not TEA TABLE GOSSIP pgMCTLCAL FHILOSOPHY. Be gentle to the pew -laid egg, For egg. are little things ; They cannot Sy until they're hatched, And have a pair of wings ; If once you breakthe tender shell The wrong you can't redress ; The yolk and white will all run out, And make a dreadful mess. 'Tie but a little while at best, wood-ohopper to a small tree. " I don't know but I wood," was the answers: " oiln you take me down with a hook 2" " I guses so," said the chopper, "seeing you've only got one small trunk." --Complimentary to the Duchess of fife plaids the English ladies have taken to wearing plaid silk hosiery. This is one et the novelitles of the hour, and those fortun- ate enough to wear them have no fear of A STORY OE TSS DAL Discovery of the Northwest Passage by Capt. Robert MvUlnro. Ang. 26th, 1855, the Parliament of Greet Britain paid to Captain Robert MOM** '',y. and bis officers and men $50,000 ae a prise for dieaoveriog the muoh•songht-fort " northwest passage " from the Atlantic to the Paoifio. Five yeare before that time That hens have power to lay ; imitation, as It is not possible to produce Oapteine MoClure and Collinson were sant r. a s�...,,.,.,;'T r" .., -. _ .,.. n, �^.^„-r .,-..,.,.�,.r7 ..t�• w. ,,�[^.c,:,�� `r.^ . , ,, , ,^r^ ,.,._, r^� . _... e. T•^ �... -.t. .,, ..ru a�, .,F;, T'a .w,. ,_;,,. :-7:^r . -•�7 . , ..,.�a^sm ,. .div r,.ar�-c'is'�J-,+a C ----•-->-`r � 4�ktty�iurY�lCi�MuttFlE3Sa'ami-r�Sl;trlitl.a3L�,�ria'-'•'- LL--cru-..mcru:u �l:�uu-u�Y.�a.ycrcW�. moving ner leer, sweet lone upper par. ee her body eo as to face you. Another favorite triok of hers is to lie on the stage, raise her right foot, twist her leg and nee the heel of her foot as a pillow for her head. Snell little things as twisting her lege around the back of her nook are common feats for her. One day she palled on Dr. Dwight, the famone Philadelphia physician, whose astonishment at her antics knew no bounds, end he said he wouldn't be sur- prised to hear of her snapping her spinal cord and dropping dead. Mies Sells, however, says that she !;eels no pain or giddiness when she ie on the stage. Many people, thought she used a " " snake oil to limber her bones, land a few have offered her large prices for a few bottles, but thefaot is ehe noes noth- ing. On one occasion a visitor forced hie way into her dressing -room and, enatohing a bottle of embrocation, slipped a ten - dollar bill into her maid's band and dashed off with the prize. Mies Sells este anything light and easily digested, and she nightly practises a little before going on the stage. On the modern stage there are many men and boys who earn a living as con- tortionieta, but very. few women. The ant a,orities, however, declare that .only women are reoor a as per ormi lrl!ran= oient Egypt, and but few instances were known of men and boys contorting in Greene and Rome, while in the early Saxon translations of the Gospelif ie staid -that the daughter ot Herodias " tumbled"before Herod. The gang p turn the rrow9 sufficiently well and so do not for tke time being ; destroy ell weed growth.�lslnr_Q_o_ile -whioh have grown grain are so treated, except such an -have been sown,to grass, or are to be sown with winter wheat or rye. I am aware there are diffioulties in the way of autumn cultivation. The work to be most effective should be done at once after harvest. There is, oftentimes, no labor to be spared for this purpose. The teams are employed with the harvest and Bo cannot be spared to plough. The remedy is plain, though it may be very difficult of application. Its, is this : i Hire more labor dnd,keep more horses. Although there is large expenee connected with keep- ing horses in winter, the number of work- ing horses in the Province shouldOS�ybe in- oressed , Yours eta., - TH. SHAW. Onterto Agrioultural College, 28th Ang., 1890. - A Few Table " Don'ts." Don't smack your lips. Don't take large monthfule. Don't • blow your food in cool it. Don't fork. Don't food. Don't talk with food. Don't soil the parings, eto. Don't commence eating- as soon as you are seated. Don't laugh loudly or talk boieterouely et the table. Don't retail all the aland'ere you can think of at the table. Don't take bones up in your fingers to eat the meat from them. . Don't 0111 attention to any little mistake whioh may have occurred. Don't make yourself and your own affeire the chief topio of conversation. Don't take another mouthful while any of the previous one remains in the month. Don't reaoh acmes the table for any- thing ; lent wait until it is passed to you, or ask for it. Don't put your elbows on the table, nor lounge about; if not able to sit ereot ask,to be exaneed. Don't frown or look Gross atthe table; it hurte your own digestion, as well as that of those eating with you. Don't pink year teeth, unless something has become wedged between them ; then put up your napkin to your montes while extracting it. -Good Hotfsekeeping. order to use your knife instead of your find fault and 'pink about your your month filled with table oloth with bones, HOW IT HAPPENS. A man who' bad labored and toiled Wore a neglige shirt that was soiled; When asked why it was, He said 'twae because His wife wore the shirt that wag boiled. • -Before you do anything wicked, re- member that the papers will probably want to mention it. • -The following motto can be seen in a shop on Ontario et eet : " In God we trust ; all others oa down." -Kingston Whig. -In going up stairs, he body should be held erect, with .oh st extended, the lungs filled with air, an the month kept closed. -Henry George, who is now in England, will address the Financial Reform Club at Liverpool August 22nd, and sail afterward for home. -Father-Young Man, I do not like you to kiss my daughter. Young man -Well, • all I've got to say is that you don't know what's good. -Mrs. Samway-I see that Ventre turns round only once 'a year. Sumway-She doesn't meet many women with new bon - eta on, then,. The Sporting Events Left Ont. Munsey's Weekly r Business man (exam- ining it) -Do :I understand you th say that this is a complete history of our country up to the present day ? Oanvasser-Yes sir. Business man -Then it is very deficient. Some of the moat important events in the history of the development of this glorious nation have been completely ignored 1 Canvasser -Whet, for instance? Business man -I can see nothing in it regarding the Sullivan-Kilrain fight, the world's championship games, nor in faot any of the reoent important; happenings. Indoed,,Mr. Sullivan, Mr. Kilrain, Anson, Comiskey and a number of other men whose names should go down to posterity are not even mentioned. I do not care for your book. Good day sir. s Anxious to Go. Aunty -So your papa has decided, to Bend yon to boarding -school ? Little Boy -Yam, and I'm goin' ' to study awful hard, so I can go to college. Aunty -'I am delighted to hear that. Yon are anxious to go to college, are you Little Boy -Yes, indeed,I love to row. • - Of Interest ttoToronto. Susie -Papa. isn't it murder to kill a hog? Papa (who is a lawyer, with a sly wink at mamma) -Not exactly. Murder is as- naulting with inteilt to kill. The other is killing with, intent to salt. Mrs. Anna A. Debarr has redeived a license as mechanical engineer from the Chicago Board of Engineers. It is cabled from ' London ' that the histerioal Drury Lane Theatre is to be Emile d-down_atrthe expiration of the lease in 1894. • Fairs and Ezhibitiona, Following is a list of the dates for the leading fall faire and exhibitions : Great Central Fair, at Hamilton, Sept. 22nd to 27th. Dominion* and Industrial, Toronto, Sept. 8th to 20th. . Western Fair, London, Sept. 18th to 27th. Guelph Central. Guelph, Sept. 25th and 88th. West Branch Co. Moock Agricultural Society, Dunville, Oot. 2nd and Srd. Guelph Central, Guelph, Sept. 25th and 20th.. Central Canada, Ottawa, Sept. 22nd to 27th. South Norwich Fair, Otterville, Oct. 3rd and 4th. Midland Central. Kiogaton, Sept. let to 6th. Southern Fair, $ranttord, Sept. 9th to llth. Great Northern Exhibition, Collingwood, Sept.' 30th to 3rd Oct, 'South Oxford Union Exhibition, Norwich, Sept. lst and and. Peninsular Fair, Chatham. Sept. lot and 3rd. County of Haldimand Fair, Cayuga, Sept. 30th and let Oct. Southern Counties Fair, St. Thomas, Sept. 16th to 18th. North .Perth Exhibition, Stratford, Oct. 2nd. and 8rd. Northwestern Exhibition, Goderiob, Sept. 15th to 17th. Norfolk Union Fair, Simcoe, Oat. 15th and. 16th. - North Brant Exhibition, Paris, Oot. let and 2nd. Caledonia Fall Fair, Caledonia, Oct. 10th and llth. Ontario and Durham Exhibition. Whitby, Sept. 23rd to 25th. Brampton Central Fair, Brampton, Sept. 30th this Northern Exhibition. Walkerton, Oct. let to 4th. County of Lincoln Exhibition, St. Catharines, Sept. 29th to Oct. let. South -Grimsby Exhibition, Sknithville, Oot. 6th and 7th. Peterborough Central Exhibition, Peterboro', Sept. 24th to 28th. Bay of Quints District Exhibition, Belleville, Sept. 23rd to 26th. Eastern Townships AgrL Asso'n, Sherbrooke. Sept. 2nd to 4th. North Riding of Oxford, Woodstock, Sept. 30th to Oct. let. Barrie Fair, Barrie, Sept. 24th to 26th. Trenton Union. Trenton, Sept. 11th to 13th. North Wellington, Mount Forest, Sept. 18th to 17th. North and West Oxford, Ingersoll, Sept. 17th to 18th. Bentinck, Hanover, Sept. lath tol9th. Clark Township, Newcastle, Sep . 23rd to 24th. East Grey, Flesherton, Sept. 23rt to 84th., Horticultural, Mitchell, Sept. 23rd to 2ftIi. Wellesley, Welleely, Sept. 23rd to 94th. South Grey, Durham, Sept. 23rd to 84th. Georgina and North Gwillimbury, Button. Sept. 23rd to 24th. Mara, Breobin, Sept. 25th. South Lanark, Perth. Sept. 83rd to 25th. Lindsay Central, Lindsay, Bept. 23rd to 25th. South Grenville, Prescott, Sept. 43rd to 25th. West Wellington, Harriston, Sept. 24th to 25th. South Grey, Markdale, Sept. 24th to 25th. Centre Bruce, Paisley, Sept. 24th to 26th. Normanby, Neustadt, Sept.,25th to 26th. South Renfrew, Renfrew, Sept. 25th to 26th. West Durham. Bowmanville. Sept. 25th to 26th. Essex, Windsor, Sept. 29th to 30th. Manvers Central, Bethany, Sept 89th to 30th. East Huron, Wingham, Sept 30th to Oct 1st. North Waterloo, Berlin, Sept 30th to Oat .lit. North Ontario, Uxbridge, Sept 30th to Oct 1st. Palmerston, H 8, Palmerston, Sept 30th to Oct est. West Middlesex, Glencoe,Sept 30th to Oct 1st, East Simcoe,Orillia, Sept 30th to Oct let:° Central Agricultural, Walter's Falls, Sept SOth to Oat lat. York Colony, Yorkton, N W T, Sept 30th to Oot 1st. Morn ington, Milverton, Sept 30th to Oct 1st. North Lanark, Almonte, Sept30th to Oct 3rd. Cartwright, Blackstock, Oet eat to and. Huron Central, Clinton, Oct lot to 3rd. Gt. S. Western, Essex Centre, Sept. 30, Oct. est and 2nd. Art. Ind. and Agr., Windsor. Oct. lat to 31st. Central, Cannington, Sept. 26th to 27th. E'equesing, Georgetown, Sept. 26th to 27th. Arthur UnionArthur. Oct. 1st and 2nd. Peninsular, Chatham, Oct. 1st to 3rd. South Middlesex, Belmont, Oct. 2nd. Scarboro', Woburn, Oct. 2nd East Huron, Brussels, Oot. and and 3rd. South Waterloo, Ayr, Oct, and and 3rd. North York, Newmarket, Oct. and and 3rd. North Renfrew, Beacbburg, Oct. and and 3rd. Melancthon, Shelburne, Oct. and and 3rd. Clinton and Louth, Beamsville, Oct. 2nd and 3rd. 8t. Vincent, Meaford, Oct. 2nd and 3rd. Holland, Chatsworth, Oct. 2nd and 3rd. Caledon, Caledon, Oct. 2nd and 3rd. North Grey, Owen Sound, Oct. 2nd and 3rd. Albion and Bolton, Bolton, Oct. 7th and 8th. North Brant, Paris, Oct. 7th and 8111. Proton, Dundalk, Oct. 7th and 8th. Bolton, Bolton, Oct. 7th and 8th. Wont Garafraxa, Bellwood, Oot. 7111 and 8th. East Algoma, Sault Ste. Marie,Oct. 7th and 9111. Howard Branch, Ridgetown, Oct. 7th and 9th. Simcoe Union, Elmvnle, Oct..8th and 9th. Balton, Milton, October 9th and 10th. East York. Markham; October 8th and 9th. Central Wellington, Elora October 9111 and 101h. Dufferi4, Orangville, October 9th and 10th. Tossoronto, Allietdn, October 91h and 10th. East Kent, Thomasville, October 10th and lith Toronto Township, Cooksville, October 14th. East Peterboro', Norwood, October 14th and 155th. King Township, •Schomberg, October lith and 15th. Norfolk Union, Simcoe, October 14th and 15th. Lass Luther, Grand Valley, October 14th and 15th. Erin, Erin, October 15th and 16th. West York, Woodbridge, Oetober2lat and22nd. A CLUE. Within a hammock snag they sat, But how the two behaved One could not tell, it was so•dark, Had it --not-been-for-the remark: ---_. - "Oh, George, you must get shaved." -It is a sign that her husband is making money when a woman begins to get the • look on her face of looking at you without seeing yon. -Atchison Globe. The trunk line paeeen8er agents have deoided to give a two Dent per mile rate for ten or more persons travelling on one ticket on any road of the association. es" Disoaeeing women," said Snogge, " let LIS view the bare facto-" " Yee," aeeented Wogge, " we'll take the next train for the shore." How happy le the thrifty man, What peace attends his soul, Who in the winter lays in ice, And in the summer coal. -The young Duke of Orleans has been deteoted by his fiance in a desperate flirta- tion with a pretty opera singer, and the young man who wee to have saved France is having a hard time to save himself. -a" Good intentions are often thwarted in the most mysterious ways," as the young man remarked when his beet ,girl sneezed just se he was on the point of .kissing her' -" I think it's goetwange," saidChappie. " She's awfully fond of doge, but one won't have anything to do with me." " That does seem rather contradictory," put in Oynione. -At Bar -Harbor -What a.number of these Boston girls wear glasses ; have you noticed ? Yes, very few 'Boston women think it proper to look at anything with' the naked eye. A CHILD'S VOICE. The sweetest note of the clearest flute, The fall of the water where all is mute Save the fountain's flow, is 'far less dear Than a pure child's voice to my waiting ear ; For heaven's light fills those innocent oyes, And the lips breathe the music of paradise. ' -" What a fine carriage that woman has,"'eaid 'Spilkins enthusiastically ae ?Ire. Jennings' sailed by. " Yon ought to see my baby carriage," said Jones. " Itis much finer." -Trainboy-Have a dopy of " Baled Hay," sir ? Pennibs (author of the book) - Ah, am, do you Bell many copies of " Bated Hay?" Trainboy-Oh, I patch a sucker once in a while. Puck.. -Qneen'Viotoria pays great attention to the tioral wreaths whioh she sends out. Inquiry is made ae to what were the favorite flowers of the deceased person, and if it be possible they are obtained. Couldn't Escape. " Have yon boarded long et this house?" inquired the new boarder of the sour, de- jected man sitting next to him. About ten years." " I don't see how you stand it. Why haven't you left long ago?", " No other plane to go to," aid the other, dismally. " The landlady's my wife." Conclusive. Hi am -Wal, Maria, I got lots of proof that I'm a, good-looking man, when I was up in New York. Maria -Yon don't say so ? Hiram -Yee. Even the cab drivers spoke to me as " Handsome sir." How Fruit Gets in the Cans. Visitor (at a canning factory) --Well, I suppose Bummer is your busiest season. ' Oanner-Yee, we have to put up or shut up. Jimson (during a lull in the converse - tion) -However it may appear to you, I don't think I ever thought--- Mise Snubb (reassuringly) -No, I hardly thought so myself. The Aberdeen *Appeal has for He motto : " Under God the people rule. Women are to us forever.-Chrcago Post. people." --Walworth (S. D.) Record. . -" Would you like to l,elte€3. i" _lld ...the DOESN'T NOTICE THE DIMPLE NOW. When love wag strong and love was you ng, • Ahd she was yet to win, He used to praise with flattering tonguo Her pretty dimpled obin. Now, though she's still his heart's deligh t, As in the bygone years, When home he's going late at night, It is her chin he fears. had to walk or sledge over hundreds o! miles of rough ice to meet other vessel. whioh had entered the Arctic regions' from the opposite direction. Capt. McClure returned to England from Davis' Strait in 1854, being the first commander of a chip who really made the passage. True,' he did not find a navigable passage, but he had water under him all the way, and in that sense he had solved the problem. In 1855.a committee of the Honse of Com- mons investigated the matter and decided that a grant of 850,000 should be made for the dieoovery. Two Mildest Wins. This was not millionaire's day evidently. at the Surrogate Court, it the reader judges by the following : James Dwyer, undertaker, has applied an a creditor for administration of the estate of Mary Fawcett, of Hamilton, widow. who died Aug. 10th, 1890. The estate in worth 830. Hannah Lawson, of Pittsburg, Pa., has• applied for administration of the estate of her mother, Emeline Graham; who died on Aug. 8th, 1890. Estate valued at 842. New to Sim. At the first production of a farceoomedy. • et-Nightcarr- Who-ieethet-fellow-in-S- -" Where are all those people going to officer," asked a men from up she oonntry late Sunday morning, " to a fire ? " " No, I ehould say they were trying to get away from one. They're going to ohuroh." -Mr. Ringraled=That Englishman ap- peare'to know a good deal about this coun- try. Mr. Taxedhigh-Why so ? Mr. Ringrnled-When I spoke of the glories of freedom end' self-government, he laughed. Just a little lemon, Just a little ice, Juat a little sugar, Just to make it nice. Just a little shady nook, Just to sit and draw Just a little comfort through Just a little straw. .--American girl (at Windeor Castle)- Pbrter, is there Any chance to get a glimpse of the Queen ? Gentleman at the gate -I am not the porter. I am the Prince of Wales. - American girl -How lucky I am 1 Is your mother in ? TWO CONSTANT STAYERS. Poor 13i11y Pattot'son is gond ; grim death saw flt •to pluck him Before we clearly ascertained just who it was who struck him. And while from. other Bills each day we're forced to sadly rover, Our tariff and and our pension bills, they cling A women's face always reflects the hidden tragedy of her life, if there is one. box? Second Nighter-The author of the play. First Nighter-He ought to have better taste than to laugh -so uproariously. Second Nighter-Oh, that's all right. He is the, author -of the play, but he never heard the jokes before; the actors - pat hem in. _• Dissipated Bug. Mr. -Mosquito (staggering homey -Whoop la! Buzz•z-z hio 1 Whazzer mazzer wit me (hio) ? Mrs. Mosquito -Husband; I'm ashamed of you 1 Where did you get so intoxicated?, Mr. Mosquito -Jest arm* a Maine man in (hie) town on a weeke'h vaoa(bio)tion t Whoop (bio) la ! ! ! A Cool Proceeding. " Please, will you give me a pieoe of ice for my father ? he's eiok," said a tittlegirl to the driver of an ice oert the other day. " What's your father eiok ot, sissy'i' asked the driver, as he broke a chunk from a cake with his pick and gave it to the giiL " Please, sir, he's sick of the heat," she replied as she walked away. Heard in a bar -room : Tall Thin Man -No, sir ; I never take water. Angular Stranger -Say, how's all the folks in old Kaintnok. DONL. 37. 9e.. Peso's Remedy for Catarrh fa the Best, Easiest to Use and Cheapest. CATARRH Sold by druggists or sent by mat', 50e. E. T. Hazeltine, Warren, Pa., U. 8. A. took Cold, bUUTT'S LSION. 00I took Sick,I. TOOK EMU RESULT: I take My Meals, r I take My Reat, i AND I AM VIGOROUS ENOUGH TO TAKE ANYTHING I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON; getting ' flit too, FOR Seott's Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oi and HypophosphitesofLimeantl Soda NOT ONLY CURED ,MY Indo.. lent Consumption BUT BUILT ME UP, AND IS NOW PUTTING FLESH ON MY BONES AT THE RATE OF A POUND A DAY. 1 TAKE IT JUST AS EASILY AS I'DO MILK.», Scott's Emulsion is put up only in Salmon color wrappers. ' Sold by all Druggists at 60c. and $L00. . ScOTT & t3OWNE, Belleville. CURE FiII THOUSANDS OF BOTTLES GIVEN AWAY. YEARLY., When 1 day Curo I do not mean Il♦ merely to stop them for a time, and thee Have them return again. 1 MEAN A R A D I CA L C U R E. I have made,the disease of Mau Epilepsy or Falling Sickness a life-long study. I warrant my remedy to Curo the worst cases. Because others have failed is no reason for not now receixing a cure. Send at iince for a treatise and a Free Bottle of my Infallible Remedy. Give Express and' ost Office. It costs you nothing for a trial, and it will cure you. Address c-110 O, 8007$ _.C., Branch Office, 186 WEST ADELAIDE STREET, 'TORONTO. . ,) �NS�IHIPS\0 j� s13e1'" * cann w TO TIIE EDITOR :-Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for MI above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy FREE to any of your readers Who have coal sumption if they will send me their Express and Post Offiee Address. Respectfully, T. A: ttLOCUni 11114,1 tSR west Adolinide tit TORONTO. ONTARIO. ,