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Lucknow Sentinel, 1890-08-08, Page 3iiAlnymr, ' t. 12, 4 4 44.1asena Gur H41110811" (London Christian Commonwealth.) [A little girl was heard to finish her evening prayer with these words : " And I saw a poor little girl on the street to -day, cold and laare footed; but it's none of our business, is it, God ?"] " None of aur business I" wandering and sinful All through the streets of the city they go, Hungry and homeless in the wijd weather— THAL* TihBlr. A Thing of Beauty and a Joy Forever. There was a baby in the railwayouirthe other day. It was not an unusual child, but it had a.deoidedly bright face and pretty waye. For the first few miles she was very quiet, and her blue eyes looked around in wonderment, for evidently it -Allfar:4,t4, Then as she became used to the roar and there ie good execiitive &WAY in t so rumble the baby proclivities asserted them-, management of tide enerueous household, eelvee, and ehe began to play with her for there is scarcely ever a jar or hitob, father's mustache. At first the father even under the impulse of the most un - and mother where the only parties timely demands. Every different depart - interested, but soon a young lady in an ment is tinder the control of a person adjacent seat nudged her- -escort- and who is directly reeponeible kr that, and directed. hie attention to the laughing he has a come of servants and slaves under child. He looked up, remarked that it his orders, who obey him only, and he ie was a pretty baby and tried to look omen- subject to the treasurer of the household. corned; but it was noticed that his eyes .Women have no voice whatever, in the wandered back to the spot occupied by management of anything in any depart - the ham family, and he commenced to [mint. Their sole occupation is to wait iteeeeeeve of an old lady in front, who turned around savagely and glared at the father with a look that plainly said, "Nuisances should be left at home." But she caught, eight of the.laughing eye e of the baby, and when oho turned back ehe • TUB gULTAN TUEKNY AT BOMB. How Be IllanageS HO /Lanni ense Household and How He Eats. It ie estimated that aver -6,000 pereone are fed daily at hie Dolma Bagtolee palace when the Sultan is there. One who (Anima to be well informed gives a graphic pioture of the Sultan's housekeeping in the Leisure 'f'Nore of our busineas Childrati'q wan face.a, Haggard and old vatli their suffering and sin ; Hold fast your darlings on tender, warm bosoms, Sorrbw without, but the home light within. What does it matter that some other woman— Some commosr mother—in bitter despair, WMIs in a garret or sits in a cellar, .Too broken-hearted for weeping or prayer ?' " None of our business !" Sinful and fallen, How they may jostle us close on the street ! Hold back your garment! scorn? they are used to it ; Pass on the other side, lest you should meet. On with the feasting, though carts brea for - Somebody's hungry, sonlebody's freezing, Somebody's soul will be lost ere the morn. flomehody's dying (on with the dancing 1) 0zn for earth's pottage is selling his soul O or a bauble has bartered his birthright, • e ing his all for a pitiful dole. Ah ! but One goeth abroad on the mountaius, Over lone deserts with burning deep sands Seeking the lost ones (it is His business 1) • Bruised though His feet are, and torn though His hands. Thorn -crowned His head and His soul sorrow stricken (Saving men's souls at such infinite cost), Broken His heart for the grief of the nations! It is His business saving the lost The Three. Bachelors. • Three bachelore slept in their shuttered room— In their shuttered room when the sun shone high ; Not one of them felt he must rise till noon Or take his breakfast till by and by ; For single men may happily sleep— A pillow is good and breakfast will keep Till -ten o'clock in the morning. seemed pleased about something. Several others had become interested in the child by this time—business men and young clerks, old ladies and girls—and when the baby bands grasped the large silk hat of her father and placed it on her own head, it made such a comical picture that the old gentleman across the way, 'linable to restrain himself, buret out into a loud guffaw, and then looked sheepishly out of the window, as if aeharoed •to be caught doing pooh en unmanly thing. Before another five minutes he wee playing peek- a-boo across the aisle with the baby; and every one was envying him. The ubiquitous young man, ever on the move, passed through, and was at a lose to exceeuet for the frowns of everybody. He had failed to notice the baby. The brake - Three fair maids smiled on the,o bachelors man. looked in from his post on the plat. )5.-- three— town ; form and smiled. The paper boy found no custom till he had spoken to the baby and n these bachelors three when they came to 'They,waltzed, they sang, they made high tea jingled his pocket of change for her edifi- And bad their accomplishments quickly cation. The conductor caught the fever known; For it matters not if bachelors sleep, and chucked the little one under the chin, The maids aro awake quite soon in the week, while the old gentleman across the aiele . And sometimes rise in the morning. forgot to pass up hie ticket, so interested Three married men jumped when the sun arose,' was he playing peeloa-boo. The old lady nal-tafa-ab-3a-p-il .f.eapr-J-in-a3ait • • t relaxed. and diving into her reti- They felt for their boots, they grabbed their tulle unearthed a brilliant red pippin and clothes, And thoroughly realized it was day; . presented it bashfullyto the little one, who, For women will never let men sleep in response, pat her chubby arme around When there's breakfast to get mad a wash for the the donor's neck and pretend her rosy little week, month to the' old lady's oheek. It brought Though it's five o'clock in the morning. back a flood of remembrances to that The Surgeon's Knife, withered heart, and a handkerchief was Seen to brush first this way and then that, (By Eliza Cook.) as if to catch a falling tear, There are hearts—stout hearts—that 'own no , The train sped on and pulled into the r‘i fear At the whirling sword or the darting spear— • etion where the baby, ,with her parentst That are ready- alike to bleed in the dust, were to leave the oar. A look of regret 'Neath the sabre's cut or the bayonet's thrust; . They heed not the blows that fate may deal, From the murderer's dirk or the soldier's steel: But rips that laugh at the dagger of strife Turn silent and white from the surgeon's knife. Though bright the burnish and slender the taide, Bring it nigh. and the bravest are strangely afraid ; And the rope on the beam or the axe on the block Have less terror to daunt, and lose . power to shock. , ' Science may wield,it, and danger may ask The hand to be quick in ite gory task : The hour with torture and death may bo rife, But death is less feared than the surgeon'sknife It shines in the grasp—'tjs no weapon for play, A shudder betrays it is speeding,its way; 'While the quivering muscle and severing joint Are gashed by the keen edge and probed by the rreinek It based in the dark and welling flood. .Till purple and warm with the heat t's quick • Newspapers of the Present. blood ; Dripping it cornea fiend -the -cella of life, While glazing eyes turn froth the surgeon's ' knife. came over every face. The old. gentleman asked if he couldn't kiss it just once.; the old lady returned the caress she hail re- ceived and the baby moved toward the door, shaking a by -bye over the ()boulder of her papa, to 4hioli everyone responded, inoluding the newsboy who emphaeized his farewell with a wave of his bat. The passengers rushed to the side where the baby got off and watched till she turned out of sight at the other end of the sta- tion, shaking by -byes all the time. Then they lapsed into silence. They missed that baby and not one of them would be unwill- ing to acknowledge it. The little one's presence had let a rift of sunshine into every heart, warm or cold, in that oar. —Orphan's Friend, House of Angel Guardian. the Sultan in some specified capacity, and the labor about the palace is eo subdivided that no one works very hard except the lord high chamberlain and treasurer of the honeehold. The treasurer of the household has the burden of the honeekeeping on his burly shoulders, and has an organized force of buyers who are each charged with the pur- °hue of certain supplies for their individual _departments, each paying hie helpere, ser- vants and slaves. One man is charged with the duty of supplying all the fish, and, as to furnish fish for at leaat 6,000 persons is no light undertaking in a place where there are no great markets such as there are in other large cities, he has, to have about 20 men to scour the various Small markets and buy of the fishermen, and each of these men has two others to carry the fish they 'buy. About ten tone of fish a week are re- quired. There are nearly 18,000 pounds of bread eaten daily, for the Turke are large bread. -eaters, and this is all biked in. the enormous ovens situated at some dis- tance from the palace. The .food for the Sultan is cooked by one man and his aids, and no others touch it. It is cooked in silver vessels, and when done each kettle is sealed by a slip of paper and a stamp, and this 'is broken in the presence of the Sultan by the high chamberlain, who takes one ...epoopful of octal eepareate • kett before the Sultan tastes it. This is to guard against -poison: The food is almost always served up to the Sultan in the same vessels in which it is cooked, and these are often of gold, but when of baser metal the kettle is set into a rich golden bell-shaped 'holder, the handle of which is held by a slave while the Sultan eats. The Sultan never nsee a plate. He taken all his food direct from the little kettles, and never uses a table, and rarely a knife or fork—a spoon, hie brea_d, a pancake, or fingers are found far handier, WHAT AMMONIA. 18 000» FOB, Various Domestic Uses to Which theArti- elle May Be Put. A little ammonia in tepid water will soften and cleanse the skin. Spirit() of aimroonia will often relieve a severe headache. Door -plates should be cleansed by rub- ehi,n8a440,"440,1k,FWAOPeNOMR41- water. 11 ice color trine been taken Oat a alike by fruit etaine, ammonia will nasally re- store the color. To brighten carpets, wipe them with warm water in which has been poured a few drope of ammonia. , One or two tableepeonfuls of ammonia added to a pail of water will clean windows better than soap. A few drops in a cupful of warm water, applied carefully, will remove spots from paintings and chromos. , CAN THIS Ilft TBUJI ? How Some Ministers and Choira ,ifehave Themselves. A. clergyman, writing on "Bao maanerfl in Chureh," givee the following of the conduct of the choir and ro i,.t er To _begin with the minister. litark how often he ie reetlees and inattentive 1 1"nglif".service-711174WhO 74174;;Vsletntrirn letalie the gulp& after enteric ,; , and JijJ down to center with this or. the ch; (h officer? While , eeated and awaiting his "tarn," he no1-1 to various feendiare in the pews. During the parte of ser vice 4P` rendered by the ohoir he bueies in turning the pages of the hyrn c. boob or tumbling with the paper on the -,eete Ita brother clergyman site beside hut. he chide with him while the service oi ciang proceeds. If the • other clergyman cffere, prayers, his eyes gre wide open anti wan Braggarts in courage, and boasters of strength, At the cannon's mouth or the land's length ; Ye who have struggled sword to sword, With your wide wounds drenching the battle sward— Oh! boast no more till your soul be found Unmoved with a breathless silence around ; And a dread of the grave and a hope of life, That rest on the work of the surgeon's knife. The Old Bridge Rail. Gosh t' goodness! hain't it fun Whep the yaller of the sun Transtto purple in the west, When the da'ry milkin's dun An' we all can take a rest? There's the rail with notches cut Jist above the river'gut. Where the eddies circle round— . Pritnest place for lishin'-ground. Half a dozen leenin' there, " • bow clost.to elbow wear— 'Ginet the sumo old cedar rail, Watohiu' boys a-pullin' 'eels— blver grubs they never fail Catchin' on to fishes' meals. Goodnesal what a lot we talk ; An' we watch the lovers walk 'Mong the willers cleat beside Rushes where the brushee balk Into foam the river's tido. That old rail above the gut • If't could speak a story'd put Into words to make you smile; For it's held for years a pile .,,.. " Of the farmer folks when sun Turns its yaller in the west' Into purple an' is dun— ,When the folks kum down to rest. Tho Cyclone. All ill -fraught calm broods o'er the fertile plain, The air is lulled and natnre seems to sleep ; Arid in the distance 'optima the mist of rain, T at hangs -o'er space like an outpouring deep. e lightning darts in multiform around The black reverted cone that whirling flies; And the dread thunder'speaka in muffled sound And tarns the rustic where his safety lies. With mighty rush it comes, ruin in its path I It roars and whirls the debris in the air ; The rustic's work is blighted by JO wrath, And many a mangled wretch is groaning there. The pretty cote that once the plain adorned, And boughs wore luscious fruit in plenty hung The atqrra bath razed and garden growth up- turned Confused in wreck is art and nature flung. J. R. Alihtf3TILON(4,"Fiftrant011, Saturday night the policemen of the Bow street station, London, Eng., refused to go on anty became a constable who haddaken a prominent part in the agitation for The improvement of 4the condition of the police force had been removed to another district. Eventually this constable was reinstated, and the Bow street men returned to duty. 'Yesterday 49 of the reoeloitrant policemen were suspended. The others went on duty last night. Ad the men left the station hens° for their reepeetive poste they were hooted at by a crowd which bad withered clothes ,in constant nee, and, a goosipy outaide. ! chronicler 04Y0 thateollf-049.Pfl hip Ykrinile --"-Papa ;Jess -Mate tallativtrintlfilikl7WA—inifra trotittera on shelves labelled "Mon. I made of dust?" "N�, my child. If you day," " Tneeday," and so on to the end of were yon would dry up onee in a while." the wook. Nb doubt the present -tendency toward trivialities and personalities will. continue until private rights and public morals are better protected by the laws,, and until 'the acnneof size and profit in newspapers has been reached. In the race for expansion and power the leader who has adopted the readiest means has often imposed ,his .methods upon men who would ohoose the best mane. The fault of a lower tone here and there isnot properly chargeable to the great body of workers, for in the profession will be found today a high average of ability and conscientious performance of duty ; and never before our time have news- papers been able to command the trained intelligence and taste to enabhothem to do all they are now doing for the development of art and literature. All that the news- papers of to -day are doing for every good cause, and notably at this moment for that of good government. Capital and financial success are of course essential for the (moons of great Modern newspaper; but the public has .ft right to demand that those who bear the highest responsibilities of the profession ehoold isene newspapers which they, as private individuals, wonld be willing to endorse in every part as men of character, refinement and self-respect.— Century. Prince Lobanoff. Prince Lobanoff, the Russian Ambassa- dor at Vienna, who is about to succeed M. de Giera, is a man of rare intellectual endowments. He will receive the rank -of Chanodllor of the Empire, a title never accorded to M. de Giers, and a general belief prevails that under his -guidance Russia will tepidly recover the prominent position in the councile of Europe which she held when Prince Gortschakoff was at the zenith of his career. A ported type of the grand seigneur, the only fault that oan be found with Prince, Lobanoff is his aversion to hard work. • His manners, although courtly and dignified, are, never- theleea, remarkable for theirindependence, and he (Asada on record as having on several occasions taught the Czar's brothere lessone in good form and breeding that they are not likely to forget in a hurry. His social prestige in Ramie is very great, for hie family is of more ancient and noble origin than that of Alexander III., who treats him with great distinction. The Murals a wealthy baohelory and boa only - had one " grand° paaaion " itt his life, namely, that for Mary Stuart, Qtieen of Soots, of whose letters and relioa he poet - semen a remarkable collection. Mr. Carnegie has donated • a library at Ayr, Sootlatid. The Doke of Fife has a dozen nits of £10,000 for • Speed of Locomotives. It (memo to be quite clear •that if steam enough could be supplied to a locomotive engine any speed could be attained, unlees the resistance to ite progress augmented in such a proportion that the boiler pressure was not great enough to overcome it, nye the " Engineer." The engine would then be, to use a marine phrase," locked up." We know that at a velocity of as much as 72 miles an hour on a level a well-designed single driver light engine will run with the throttle but little open, and apparently exerting very little power indeed. It is not easy to see why an addition of eight miles atihour ehould pile up the resistance as it is said to do. The question seems, however, to bristle with anomalies and contradictions of the most • vexations and puzzling •character, and we are at times tempted to believe that these difficulties have no exit -Acme in fact—are for the most part the creatione of Janoy. ammonia and water ; lay soft white paper over and iron with a hot iron. When acid of any kind gets on clothing, spirits of ammonia ,will kill ite Apply chloroform to restore the color. Keep nickel, silver ornaments and mounts bright by rubbing with woollen cloth satu- rated iroppirite of ammonia. Old brass may be cleaned to lOok like new by pouring strong ammonia on it and scrubbing with a scrub brush; rinse in clear water. A tablespoonful of ammonia in a gallon of warm water will often restore colors in carpets; it will also remove whitewash from them. Yellow stains left by sewing machine oil on white may be removed by rubbing the spot with a wet 'cloth with ammonia before washing with soap. Equal parte of ammonia and turpentine will take paint out of clothing, even if it be hard and dry. Saturate the spot as often as necessary and wash out in soaa suds. Put a teaspoonful of ammonia in 1 quart of water, wash your brushes and combs in this, and all grease and dirt will disappear. Rinse, shake and dry in the sun or by the fire. If those who perspire freely would use a little ammonia in the water they bathe in every day it would keep their flesh dean and sweet, doing sway with any disagree. able odor. Flannels and blankets may, besoaked in a pail o water con &ming one tablespoonful ot ammonia and a little suds. Rub as little as possible, and they will be white and dean and will not shrink. One teaspoonful of ammonia to a teacup- ful of water will clean gold or silver jewel- lery ; a few drop() of clear aqua ammonia rubbed on the under (lige of aiamonds will • clean them immediately, making them very brilliant. Von Moltke on Beer. Count von Moltke, in reply to an.enquiry as to whether he had made the statement attributed to him that beer was the great- est enemy of the Germans, has given the following reply : " I oan never have made such a statement. Oti the contrary, I wish a good, cheap, light beer for our people could be supplied. I myself abstain alto- gether from alcohol. I do not consider it necessary or helpful, except, perhaps, after fatiguing work, when the principal 'thing is to revive one's strength at onoe. Cer- tainly one of the greateat enemies of Ger- many is the misuse of alcohol. A healthy man needs no such stimulant, and to give it to children, which is often done, is abso- lutely wicked. I should like to see tea and coffee and light beer cheaper than they are and brandy a good deal dearer."—London Daily News. The Parasol. Before marriage—Exonee me, George, did my parasol hart you ? "Oh, no, my dear ; it would be a pleasure if it did." After marriage—Great heyens There was never a woman under the sun that knew bow to carry .a parasol without scratching a fellow'e eyes out." "And there never was a man that knew enough to walk, on the right side of a woman with a parasol." " There isn't any right side of a woman with a, parasol." Boys in Corea. Every man who goes to Corea should be, or should got, married. Every unmarried man is considered a boy, though he should live to be 100. No matter what hie age, he follow° in -position the Youngest of the married men, despite the fact, perhaps, of having lie ed years enough to be their father. The only parallel to this in America is in our politics, wherein every man active in the profeeeion is a even if he be as gray tie Gen. Spinola.- 0/unter. The Stove of the Future. " That looks neat," was the. remark to the stove Man. " What is it ?" " It is the new gas stove. • The day will come when all the world who can get at it will want to do its Bummer cooking by gas, and maybe its winter cooking as well. This stove'you eee, has burners, for all the stove hobs and , two ovens. It admit's air into the gas at the point of combustion and rriakee a buneen flame of each. We ran all the burnere 1 nil blast for two hours the other day, having the meter taken before and after, and it cost ex- actly twelve cants. We can raise a ket- tle of cold watdi to boiling IP seven min- utes and all yon have to do is touch a match to the gas and your fire is going. Handsome, too, isn't it? Looks like a stylish fanoy range."—Lewiston Journal. George Angustue Sala drtiWo 110,00Q a year for dictating four editerials a weird or the London Daily Telegraph. To prevent your glue jars from crack- ing when putting in -hot 'hop, stand a tablespoon np in them. Theron( taprevail. • ing idea that thin promos haft something to do with eleetrioity, bot the true solution is that the spoon aboordo some of the heat and also carries some of it out into the open air. fiCITioduFfIFT6 Mires long. It cost $22,000,000, and eighty lives were lost in ite construction. - Worthy of Imitation. A etory that is almost too good to be true comes from Chicago, rind concerns Mies Fanny Gary, a daughter of the famous judge of that city. She is a member of the Girl's Friendly Society of St. James Church, which has a number of poor per- sons under its cm& One of these, Mary Anderson, aged 15, was broken down and was unable to take a vacation in the coun- try offered by Mise Gary because the tailor who employed her threatened to discharge her if she went eway without providing a subetitute. Mies Gary sent the girl away _and worked herself in the tailor shop two weeks, leaving her luxuriomdhome at 6 o'dlock in the morning and returning at 7 at night. Truly, this la preeitical Chris - lenity. • Cupid and Cupidity in Brittany. In Brittany a curious Matrimonial custom prevails. On certain fete days the young ladies appear in red petticoats, with white or yellow borders around them. The number of borders denotes the' portion the father is willing to give his daughter. Each white band, representing silver, denotes 100 francs per annum, and each yellow band denotes gold and betokens 1,000 francs a year. Thus a young man who sees a face that pleases him has only to glance at the trimmings of the petticoat to learn what amount accompanies the wearer. Baldnesa Due to Indigestion. Of all the. causes of premature baldness none is so common as indigeation. Dyspep- sia and weak and falling hair go hand in hand. As the one affection' has increased so has the other, and not all the oil of Macassar, the bear's grease of Siberia nor the cantharides of Spain will prevent a man's hair from shortening and thinning whose stomach is badly out of order. Indeed, anything which debilitates the mervous system has a weakening effect on the scalp tissoes,awhich shows that less of hair may proceed from general as well as looal oakum—New York Telegram. What an object-leseon In bad eaniers, visible and demoralizing to tht e, ice assembly !" We have attended servioe in a graat :nary places in Canada and are thankful ibni we never saw a minister behave in that way. We hope the number of those who 60 uon- duct themselves among our neighbors is mall. Still, there must be some ground for complaint, or a staid coneervative journal like the Christian at Work would not publish the clergyman's letter. Her is what he sap about choirs: "Pass to the choir. The example of ministerial indecorum naturally corrupts the' Binger& They regard themselves as performers and the servioe as ti per- formance. As soon as their duties are discharged, sometimes while they are pro- ceeding, their by-play fa noticeable and annoying. When the sermon is reached the curtains of the ohoir loft are closely drawn. The soprano places a box of caramels in her lap, draws a novel from her pocket and- regales -herd- rieletif •and - her mind at the same time. The organist soribblee notes to the con- tralto. The beescloses hie • eyes and nods assent to the minister in the wrong places. Meantime, the tenor slips ont and speeds away to an adjacent saloon to wet his whistle. All ate" alert, however, when the last hymn is reached, and the curtains are drawn back to display the choir once more. True, the baseo's hair is ' untiff—tifOrrientritre suipicionely, as though she had not had quite time to dispose satisfactorily of that last caramel;' but the organist is seated dedorously at the key -board ; the contralto stands demurely in her place; while the tenor displays an amount of white shirt front which is calculated to Mislead 06 - servers into imagining he mean e to make a dean breast of hie evil doings. - - • Better a thousand times over to have no singing at all than havethe Sabbath ' pro- faneirand the Hama of God desecratee -ha that way. Canadian congregaticnee, cannot watch, too closely the beginnings of suoh scandalous praotices.—Canado Pr eskyt in. A CHICAGO SCANDAL. How Unfortunate Women are Said t,o Have to Contribute to the Public Fonda,. ' Startling revelations were made last week by the Woman's Alliance of Chicago to the judges of the Circuit and Superior Courts. ft was proven that the Police Courts were fostering a system of fining unfortunate women for revenne only '—that for this purpose women and girls are 'arrested in droves fined only in their capacity to "earn," ' and all for the purpose of giing the profeesional 'bailer,' the shyster 'and the i adge each a fee,leaving $1 besides for the City, _Treasurer. The Alliance °bargee that the whole machinery of the police force of - Chicago ie run on this plan. The order is issued to an officer to go out and bring ie load,' because, forsooth, them who live off the,trade of law enforcement reed a little money, and in gathering the 'load' fin -ta- unt girls, married women in company with their hueban'de, have been arrested and in spite of all pleading and , atrance placed in the wagon end driven to police headquarters. When taken before the jadge it has been proven (eat they were ' doing nothilig,' but the fine Was levied met the same and their names entered on the long roll of convicts. The Allianoe also claims that on the other hand a proouress Wile Las enticed sooree of innocent girls to her dens —who has made $50,000 off their despair and shame,' when proaeouted by distracted parents, has been allowed to go free on some technicality. Judges Tuley, Altgeld and Shepherd replied to the ladies charging them to pnah the (Anse of girlhood sgsi nst the city boldly; Judge Altgeld sving : " You ehotild not hesitate to mention the names of those who are to blame, be they high or low, in or out of office." The Nizam of Hyderabad paid e65,000 for the big Gordon•Orr diamond to wear in his head-dress. Before etitting, the stone weighed 671 carats, and after ciitting, 24/ carats. It is said to be the best, pnreet and moot brilliant atone known. Cameo (reading the newepaper): An African explorer has discovered a wonder. ful race of hardy dwarfs at Hohm. Mrs. Crimea (sweetly); That was much better than finding them away frfiro htne—at the club, for instance. The Empress Frederick's youngest and prettiot daughter who is soon • to marry PiiXlph, of telatatimliturg7L-Wes a girl of AttfrotCtitT figPrel,,v4thMt1P °MAO, fair hair. Sho is devoted ,tb ontof•door exercises, and rides, plays lawn tennis and drives a fonr•inhani in fin&atyie. The U. S. Wheat Crops, The Chicago Farmer's Review ',say : The propheoiea of a shortage in the wirter 'wheat crop are confirmed by.; the late reports of private correspondents relative to the yield and condition of the grain. Winter killing and the ravages of ineects reduced the crop in Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Missouri and Missiasippi. In Eaneas drought prevented the perfect development of the berry, while the wheat fields of the Pacific coast, as also those of the Southern and Eastern States, were drowned out by the excessive rainfall experienced during the early spring months. It may safely be said that the average condition of the entire crop when harvesting commenced was 20 per cent. below the average. The Review estimates a total of 272,344,436 bushels as the entire wheat crop of th,e United States, but adds that, conaiderin g the low condition of s wheat at harvest in g time, the merchantable product will be considerably lees than that figure. , An Agreeable Speech. Miss Itedingote—Mr. Ponsonby, yon are very quiet this evening. Do say something agreeable,- — • - • - Ponsonby (with an effort)—I feel all out of aorta, and I believe 1'11 say good eight. Mies Redingote (erohly)—There 1 I knew you could say something nice if you tried. • They have a curious oustom at the burial of an unmarried woman in Brazil. The coffin, heard°, and tho Ilveicy of the driver must be bright scarlet, the four white 1-orileai riionnt''bo env -area 'with ithatlet note, and the itotirkt pintaes must deck the borsee' heads. e. •„, 4.0 •