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A STORY Of TWA DAY.
Captivity of John. the Good, King of
!France, In Somerton, Castle, ugiatt
The story of the captivity of John the
Good, ging of Penne; Ezglaed
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n interesting olseettneene,higetteteeetRessee5re
streemenevelallerteaseileate or kirtnee at the age of
• 30, in 1350, bat hie reign was a troubled,
one; --0 alienated the nobles by behead-
ing the ()taint d'Eu, end became embroiled
in ware. Ea 1356 hie army was defeated
by Edward III. of England, and he and hie
fourthesonePhilipe were taken pisoner&
They were brought to England, and the
first year the rogal.captives were permitted
to Eve in the SavoypttlagehrLondorie Then
they were reMoved to Somerton Castle,
in Lincolnshire,•where they were Owed in
custody of William, Baron d'Eynothirt, a
trusted adherent • , •
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pear to have suffered through lack of even
the luxuries of life. He bad forty-two
attendants, inoluding two ohaplains, a
seoretary, a doctor, three pages, four valets,
ethree wardrobe men, three farriers, six
grooms, two cooks, a fruiterer, a spieeman,
a 13 rber, a washer, a minstrel and a jester.
tted up his prison in palatial style,
add supplied himself with plenty of good
things to eat and drink. Bordeaux wines
in large quantities were imported for his
use, and the finest confectionery that ever
tickled a royad ,paint_e_was, bronghtettetim--
---------efroear-Fidance. The king was a dandy in
the way of dress, and a tailoring estab-
liehment for his special benefit was set up
in the neighborhood. One tluit whioh he
had made in Brussels; for use on Easter,
was of marbled violet velvet trimmed with
costly miniver furs ; another for Whiteun.
tide was made of rosy soarlet cloth, trim-
med with bine taffeta. His leieure time he
spent in novel-reteding, listening to muni
and playing chess and backgammon. With
the exception- of a short tithe apent in the
Tower of London and the Savoy Palace,
King John passed his whole captivity in
• So on Castle. He died April 84.0364.
' Around the World In 70 Days.
" Around the World in 70 days "is the
title whioh Mr. R. J. Watson, General
• Vassenger Agent of the Fitehburg,Railroatl
has utilized as the name of a uniq: • •
,-ofatioittetedwielOh is very much sought after
by educators as a means of interesting their
eohoIare in a practical etudy of geography.
It consists of a form of contract appended,
he whioh ere a dozen or more ooapons, each
of whioh is good for a firet-olass ride be-
' tween the points named thereon upon com-
plying with the terms set forth in the con-
tract. Each coup= states the route and
the fare charged, but does not State the time
required in the passage. Mr. Watson,
however, has figured it all out, and he finds
the' actual • time needed, supposing dose
connections are always made, is even less
than 70 days.- , It may be interesting to see
the route as given, the time required in
passing from point to point endethe _fare&
Ittesbouldhe noted that the fares are highest
first. class . fares, but in many oases much
ldwer rates oan now be obtained and some
of the tourist bureaus would undoubtedly
make the rates far more favorable. The
• following is the itinerary:
Boston to Chicago, via Hoosao, Tunnel & West
Shore route, 21 hours, fare $22.
Chicago to Coincil Bluffs, via any direct line,
10 hours, fare $i2.40.
Council Bluffs to Ogden, via Union Pacific
Railway, 35 hours, fare $40.
Ogden to San Francisco, via' Southern Pacific
(Pacific system), 30 hours, fare $35.
San Francisco to Yokohama, via Occidental &
Oriental Steamship CIrnpany, 18 days, fare $300.
Yokohama to Hong Kong, via Peninsular de Ori-
ent1 Steamship Comps y,' 7 days, fare $50.
Hong Kong to Briwisi, via Peninsular de Ori-
ental Steamship iompany, 28 days, fare $335.65.
Brindisi to Modem), via Italian Government
railroad. 33 hoursfare$34.
Modane to Paris, via Paris, Lyons de litediter-
, ranean Railroad, -12 hours, fare $16.75.
Paris to Calais, via Northern of Franca Rail-
road, 5 hours, fare $7.20..
Calais to London (via Pover), via London,
Chatham & Dover Railroad, 4 hours, fare $8.
London to Liverpool, via London & North-
Western Railway, se hours, fare $7.
Liverpool to New York, via Inman Steamship
Company, 6 day, fare $100.
N6w York to, Boston, via Fall River line, 12
,hours, fare $4.
It will be noted that the total time re-
quired is 65 days and 22 houre, and the
total amount of the fares is $872.10.
A. Travailing Woman Dentist.
A New York dentist employs a woman
Resistant at a salary of $50 a week, who
, goes from house to house and cleans teeth.
The itinerant is young and pretty, Mtrao.
tively dre tied, and while self-assertive, she
lie slady i All that the name implies. She
,'hae taker„,, course of medical dentistry,
and knows enough about the work to oap a
nerve, Booth a violent toothache, put a tem.
• poeary filling in a cavity requiring imme-
diate attentioe, remove a child's tooth and
insert wedges to loosen the little leaders
and inoisore that need straightening. In a
hand satchel she carries material for that'
purpose, besides a supply of drugs, pumice
stone and the like for cleaning the teeth.
Ordinarily, she charges 50 cente to put a
net of molars in' order, but the monthe of a
small family are looked into for a couple of
dollars. Without mentioning the dentist
employing her, she is perfectly honest in
advising work where it is •peeded, and the
very modesty of her tactics secures a trade
that an a damns method would twig
reach. e refusal of the young lady to
examine o the masouline month gives
her a stand fig- in the family that lees die-
, .orimination would deny her.-Chirago
1 , Herald. ' .
• Failure Predicte.
Editor -I don't think the paper is
. going to succeed.
Manager -Why, we have a big °iron's
tion, lota- of advertiping and plenty of
°spited behind as.
Editor -Yes, I know; but we havb been
running now six months and we havent yet
reoetved a single letter from • Old Sub-
scriber.'
lie Dad vound It Out.
"That was a banana peel," remarked the
good Smaritan, al lie helped the fallen
inan from the pavement.
"Yes," assented the latter; " I tumbled
to it."
"Mama, I knovv the gentlema'a name
• that called to eco Aunt Edie last night and
nobody .told either"-- ar won then, -
what 'is it, Bobby? " " Witte George,
don't. I heard her Big George do 't '
n the
prior four or five birnen inUni.tanning.,
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SOCIETY IN NEW YORE.
*bawd to Talk of a Charmed Circle
400 Paragons.
TO talk of a ohermed tdrete. te. raw, Tot
oitet consisting of 4ersoneg3min
atsatteartetiVeedrairii-l'ilediFenailhing
says a writer in the Epoch. Mr. Ward
MoAllister is not a New Yorker and doesn't
know the old New York families. There
are at lean 1,600 more persons who are as
competent as „any of the 400 to hold their
elves -and -forks- -properlynits-aerrolit Itiew
Yorker could tell Mr. McAllister. lei-
dently Mr. McAllister doisa't know t en
.1.60,0he_ probably never heard of them.
He can pretend to know only those who
are at present on the surface. elle 16
acquainted with people who give parties
and who have dun h
shee-r71:PlirlIonly
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because they have daughters in society.
Many of the 400 have no money
at all. They are only hangers-on. The
400 are the people who eubsoribe to the
balls that Mr. McAllister gets up. How-
ever, considering that he is not a New
Yorker, Mr. McAllister does pretty well. I
don't know that the 400 are a very enter-
aining set. The Thursday Evening Club
sed to be a •meeling of persons of ()altar°,
ut now it' fa:every much, changed as the
ioh and the young element is beginning to
ominate it. Meet efeetheeeliterary-ones
ave--did-p-plid-out or don't go. Clergymen
on't go at all. Older pirating rarely
ttend, there being nothing to attract
hem. No papers are read as formerly,
ut you sit for nearly two hours on a oamp
tool, and sometimes listen to a recitation
hat you have heard a dozen times before.
he original intention was that it should
e a salon.
I don't know who is the leader of New
ork sooiety at present. Mrs. John Jacob
"tor, who died- two- years ago, e
presentative in society than Iirs. William
stor is to -day. Mrs. John Jacob Astor
pt up the old traditions. She was par-
oular as to whom she received in her
nee. She looked to persons' manners,
d morals particularly. She didn't admit
erybody. Mrs. William C. Whitney has
good chance to become the leader of New
rk eooiety on account of her million&
neteonteetneno-hae-millieses-eantieintai
e has the ability and is willing to spend
e money. It's eh all over the world-
ney tells. A number of very wealthy
sterner° will be prominent society lead-
in New York city some day.
PARIS DUTBOTIVES.
of A Body of 300 Ireonrcele.imployed o
Li Bomainiefesting information res
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, -by . Valbel in his book on the 8
from the Surete Generale, which ia r
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-w iole is in reality a Series of biogra
of he principal members of the foroe.
Po ioe de Sarete must be dietingu
the o"ri3cleeiri: ioefe it the Minister ifseterr of - tette: hilgn tee
and in a most secret menner. The P
e, , other -hand, -is a
BOOT AND SROM WORIEBRS.
n, the The association that the Shoemskers RaVa
;Formegt.
4,,,P1r, ,ffki•PR-12-_......6................ uu:s-ag.,
International Boot and Shoe Workera'
Aseociation, said to a Rooheater reporter
th,e other day : "You know thisterganiza-
tion is the direot outcome of an notion
taken by the Shoemakera' Council in this
city a year ago last June -It -was -voted to
setdeakiliom the Knights of Labor unless
certain agreements were parried out. The
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DOG AND OAT LIFE! IN LONDO
An Avenue of Usefulness in which Ad
Brown Might Walk.
The Duke of Portland presided at
annual meeting, held at the rooms of
Royal Society for the Prevention of Crue
to Animals, -Jermyn street, of the Batt
sea Temporary Home for Lost and Stare
Dogs. The report congratulated the s
Boribers thert-the-Enke-a-Portland-h
bectome the President, in the place of L
Onslow, who had vacated the position
becoming Governor of New Zealand. T
total number of doge received into t
home last year was 24,123, an ire:wean
8,802 on the previous year; home e w
found for 3,613, incoluding 1,883 reator
to °tenors, and 1,730 were found n
homes. It was stated that homeles5 do
coming direct from the London streets
Bittersea were for the moat part . u
trained, ill-bred, deformed, diseatted an
half-strved, whose existence could n
be prolonged owing to the impossibili
of finding homes for them, and the
found in the lethal chamber a mercif
refuge. The muzzling order, it wa
stated, greatly augmented the numbe
of dogs sent to the hm° during the latte
pert of the year, and threatened to over
whelm the resources of the institution
The most drastic: means were taken to pre
vent the spread of rabiee, and among al
the dogs received last year only thirt
oases of the disease were detected. The in
etitution had prevented the spread of th
disease by ()leering the etreets of doge mos
liable to be bitten by rabid animals, and
thus benefited the whole community. A.
oat' s home has been added for the boarding
of -these animal, and neglected cats were
found homes or sent to the lethal chamber
• The report urged that the work done in the
public interest and for the public safety
justified the oommitteein appealing for aid.
The Duke of Portland moved the adoption
of the report, and expressed Betides:aim at
the personal interest shown by Her
• Majesty the Qusen in the workof the home,
as proved by her interpoeition to lengthen
the time between the incoming of the dogs
and theezonsegtiences of no one claiming
them. Her Majesty desired that the dogs
might have an increased abance of being
returned to owners, mahy of whom failed
to inquire for their canine friend. The
Duke of Portland appealed to all practical
humanitarians to aid the home. Mr. Geo.
S. nleasozn seconded the motion, which
was adopted.-Lndon Times.
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11 Ton Want to be Lovd.
Don't find fault.
Don't contradict people, even if you're
sure you are right.
Don't be ingniaitive about the affairs of
even your most intimate friend.
Don't underrate anything because you
don't poseess it.
Don't believe that everybody else in the
world is happier than you.
Don't. oonolude that you have never had
any opportunities in life.
Don't believe all the evil you hear.
Don't repeat gossip, even if it does inter-
est a crowd.
Don't go untidy on the plea that every-
body knows you.
Don't be rade to your inferiors in social
position.
Don't over or under -dyes, •
Don't express a positive opinion unless
you perfeotly underetand what you are
talking e.bont.
Do't get in the habit of vulgarizing Efe
by making light of the sentiment 0! it.
Don't jeer at Ithybody'a religione belief.
Don't try to be anything else lent a
gentlewomn-tind that meane a whman
who bee eensideration for the whole world
and whose life is governed by. the Golden
Rle, " Do unto (Abele; as you esonlei-he
one- ley e"-eLades' Home journal.
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leeonoltthof -
erwdirlgi;;ollivoatrvjt bTarfrnillgeiorfgoirv elnoeve:
A Now York park policeman.•
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ourte9na treatmentoftilt/ ifttididied
he attention ot a •handsome heiress, the
Company that is, undesirable is sure to tr
he &at to come and the last to go:
fr
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the members of whittle look f h
body the shoe organizations of thiscity j •ne
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the Internacional Boot and Shoe Workera'
Association. In the winter of 1888-89 there
were 1,000 reductions in wag
Merl oe-
makers' organizations were &Meted with
the Knights of Labor Last year there
were no renotions. ,The trouble with the
Knights of Labor was too much theory and
too little praotioal assistance. We are one
of the.'" youngest organizations ia the
Amerioan Fedesation of Labor, bat the
federation likes to call us its pet baby.
We have now 107 unions with 22,000 mem.
bers in good standing, and we have suc-
ceeded in etopping all unnecessary reduc-
tions of wages. .To•day we are treated by
Our p o era w th
r ers
to the Prefect of Police, or Cabinet du
Prated, and perform their duties openly
and without any of that •
• ee
of the ministerial myrmidons. The -
berry of the Surete could not, in
pursue hie investigations without ma
himself known -generally epeaki
although when following up a clue
a criminal case he does not disdai
adopt the disguise which is impose
be permanently used by clever deteot
of” blood and thunder Elation." The o
nary " plain clothes men " rejoices in
high eounding designation of " Inspect
and has as his respective ohiefa the El
Brigadier, the Brigadier and_theekriftei
Inepeotote-This fiefiel-viiiii-firet founded
the famous Vidocq in 1832, when it o
comprised 31 men, to whom were added
" outsiders," who were called indicaten
In 1848 the body was inoreased to 160 na
being afterwards reduced to 60, until it
laet brought up to its present redou
able number of 300 "Inspectors," who
(Erected by M. Goren, now in Lond
ngaged in the " Millery mystery."
as under hira on the staff one ohief ole
who testa ea his principal- deputy
' understudy," four other clerks or sec
lutes, five chief inapt:gore, ten brigadie
nd twenty sub-brigadiere. The thr
andred detective lust:et:tore are e
aohed to- notions, steel as the gime
rigade of picked men, the Departme
Information and Warrants, that of A
uisitions or " Searches," the Pawn Office
he Streets, and the Disorderly Renee
here is aleo a .0 att'flat—Cea
at o t e Centre of Permanence, to whi
elong the detectives told off for vario
entualities. During a period of fits
yen years the Sarete has had twent
ids, of whom the best knovin, not inolu
g Vidocq, was Clande,whose memoirs ob
ined a world-wide reputation. In th.
ter times. M. Mace, another head of th
etective Department, has published bi
petienoes in the famous foroe, and h
erein ventilated various theories aboa
failings and ahortocxtinge. Notwith
nding sneh sharp .oriticiem, however
French Sarete maintains a high oharac
for efficiency, and its victories have bee
no means inconsiderable during recen
re.-Loncteeurelegraph--
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A. STORY OF THE DAY.
Admiral Rodney's Brilliant Victory Over
the French In 1782.
On the 12th of April, 1782, Admiral
Rodney won a brilliant victory over the
Frenoh fleet in the Wog Indies. The
battle began at 7 o'clock in the nnorning
and lasted all day: A little after noon the
English admiral made a movement of a
novel oharaoter. With four veesels he
broke through the oentre of the enemy's
line, and doubled back ripenit, thus &n
mi
ail -
g t on both sides and throwing alt into
oonf mien. The French edmiral's vessel,
the Ville de Paris, was a superb ship of
110 gana. An English 74, the Canada,
grappled with it, and after a two hours'
combat reduced it nearly to a wreck. It fin-
ally surrendered to Sir Samuel Hood, com-
mander of the English van, when only two
men besides the admiral were left unhurt.
The whole affair was a series of hand-to-
hand conflicts, in which the French die.
playedgreat bravery and the English
audacity and perseverance. When evening
dame, with the abruptness peculiar to
tropical regions, the French obtained some
advantage from it, as it enabled some of
their vessels to esoepe in the darknese.
Seven of them remained in the bends of
the victors. The English lost in killed and
wounded about 1,000, while their opponents
suffered the enormous loss of 9000. Rod.
ney carried the Frenoh commander as a
prisoner to Lndon, and was made a peer
and pensioned as a reward for his achieve.
ment.
Lord Beaconsfield as an Orator.
• As an orator, generically speaking, he
could hardly be compared with Mr. Glad -
tone, certainly not with John Bright or
our Own Phillips, perhaps not with Beeoher
at Beecher's best. To be sure, we have the
tstimony of hie early friends that in youth
he was very impassioned in his eloquence,
but le arned to repress or prime his -oily
*le and became calm, akaost cold, in
the lonesome, latter clys." Except on
extraordinary ocasions, nen, he should be
deemed a great debater rather than a great
orator. Yet there is nothing ever uttered
by any speaker, ancient or modern,' that
fills one with each a sense or perfect power
as Disraeli's response in the Houveof Com-
menet° the nobleman wht, taunted him
with his Hebrew origin. The taunt was
mean, the reply royal. Springing to 'his
feet, his eyes flashing like swords he ex-
claimed : " Yeo, -I am a Jew. When the
ant:agora of the honorable gentleman who
has flung this fact in my face as a taunt
and an imputation-a.when the anoestore of
that honorable gentleme, I repeat, were
brutal eavagee in an unknown island, mine
were priests in the temple. I feel very fibre
of my being thrill with the traditions of
my people. -Prom " Of David's House " in
Arena for April.
Chapped Hands and Lips.
Chapped bands and lipe are a eommon
complaint. The beet preparation I ever
found for the ban& ie: Three ounceof
lemon juice, three ounce s of white wine
vinegar and der -half pint of white brandy.
For -the lips 011 of roses, four ounces
one ottrate white wax, and of aspermaceti
one.haltan ounce. Melt in a glees vniel
nd-aait-With-tr-wooritu spO. • Pond Into
a ohina cup or glast.-M. P. Conli's
Letter.
CelfCreallow have you naansged to go
such a big eiroulation for your -paper
Edifier of pony sheet -Oh, we sell them
by the poen& 'tag men take an unlimited
number ortopie.
as much courtesy, aa
-the buyerof-shoes--InttIgiiirdlo-Ohv
rules, tyrannical foremen, disagreeable ear.
roundingsehoure of labor, and wages, we
are consulted, the employers feeling that
we ought to have something to say about
the matter. When we go into a factory to
settle any grievance we are received with
courtesy, the etaployers taking the matter
philosophically. Our organizations ex-
tend from Maine to Missouri, and as Mr
sonth
ew Orleans W
We are also
ing rapid progress in Canada. -- We
organizetions in London and Ham
and we are reaching out towards To
and Quebec. There are only abient
ehoemakere left in the Knights of L
and there are praotically none in New
State.
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itztuvrATED CANDINS.- .•
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NO tone of terra alba were re- •
aneet rity ,(:17.87atetteeineteatenteteteetteete
the Board of Trade Journal of P00111014 ••
Me., is ho forthat
about oently imported through the port of New
York alone. The only use for terra ebbe
in any quantity is enethedadulteration- of:
candies, and when these two faces are _put
together they become very significant. Tha
substance is mineral, utterly ineoluble
-the ealiva or the gistrio juioe, and the re.
salt of eating candies adulterated cannot be
otherwise than excenively injarious. The
cleviliehnesa of the use oe each stuff
mos o the candies that are adulterated,
years.withit are used by chi! dren of tender
The extent to which it oxide in ()attain
candies may be sarmieed by an incident
which occurred withhe ethe experience of
the editor of the Ndtional Drugg- .. A.
wholesale grocery house of St. lionis made .
a claire against the South Shore Linsfor
damages done a certain lot of lozenges
manufactured by a Boston house . inlet
shipped in barrels over that line. The
general agentofthe line procured some of
them, th&
Alie_.±Llozenges-u---and-brour ht
writer for exemipation. The resulltief. Our.
investigation' showed them to omelet en-te .
tirely of terra alba, bound together with s'
little gelatine or gum (we have forgotten
which). Farther investigation develOatid
the fag that they were simply bleoks or
forme to be used in preparing cheap
lozenges, the method of use being simply
to . immerse them for a few momenta in-
ey pa flavored with peppermint, winter-
green, eto. The_ agent, armed- with -these:
tact& refused to pay any damages; and
he oorteern, rather than risk the exposure
noident upon a lawsuit; dropped the
laim.-National Druggist.
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The Queen and Jewish Music.
At some recent private performances of
tableaux vivents at• _riaa„,in_which-Efo.
,ya ig nese Princess Beatrice took
part, two scenes 'represented , were taken
from, ehe Book of Esther. Princess
Beatrice requested the bandmaeter .of -the
Royal Marines, Mr. George Miller, to
arrange some genuine Hebrew melodies for
the °cessio, hnd with the assistance of
Mr. Henry Lazarus, the " Yigdal " or
metrical creed, as sung on the day of
atoneraent, a composition written in the
tenderly plaintive scale which is regarded
as the specially Jeveish one, was arranged.
The praise -giving for the new moon, as set
by the late Mr. Mombach, was also pro-
duced, and the Queen was so impreseed
with this that the music has, by Her
Mejesty's ooramandeheen_areangedeasea
kyrie Mr the royal chapel. - Je2vsh
Chronicle.
Wanted to be Beard From.
If any person has ever given Dr. gage'.
Catarrh Remedy a fair trial, and has not
been eperfeotly and permanently cured
Remote., eh
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that wonderful remedy, for they are in
dead earnest and " mean business " when
they ,offer $500 reward for a ease of tinsel
catarrh, no matter how bad, oe of how long
standing, which they cannot 'cure. The
Remedy is soldby druggists, at only 50
cents. It ia raild, soothing, deodorizing,
antiseptic, cleansing and heaiing.
crowded Quarters.
An Indian waited for a train it a Milk*,
ern Paoifio station in Idaho, and while
there; saw the agent talking into • tele- -
phone box.
" Umph," said the Indian. "Who you. •';'
talk to 2-'
4 -1.m -talking CO a man," ssid the agent.
Heap little man if him- live in there:*
aaid the buck.
Silk Dresses and New Bonnets:
"1 haven't had a silk dress since I was
married, nor a new bonnet for three
season," complains Mrs. C. V. R. She
deolares she is bound to have a new bonnet
if she has to work for it hereelf. This is
true grit, but many ladies who would
gladly work hard to attain a desired object,
are Tumble to do so because they are almost
constantly afflicted with diseases peculiar
to thole sex. Dragging -down pains, die -
placements, leucorrhea, and other uterine
disorders, are the bane of many women a
lives; but Dr. Pierce's Fayorite Prescrip
tion will cure where all other compounds
fail. It is the only medicine for women,
sold by druggists, under a positive guarantee
from the manufacturers, that it will give
satisfaction in every case,or money will be
refunded. This guarantee has been printed
on the bottle- wrpper, and faithfully
(tarried out for many years.
He Will Soon be Here.
Presently the census. taker will be amnia d,
book and pencil in hand, and conversations
like the following will be in order:
Cenens-takerHave you children
Woman -y00. a son.
Ceeptie-takere-Male or female?
Woman-Mle.
Content takerAge ? ,
Women -To y ears and a half.
Censuataker -Married or single?
Wonian-Single.
Censue. taker (closing book)-That'e all
right. Thanks.
A. Good Financier.
FatherI hope you are doing well in the
financial world, my son.
Son -Yes, father; I made three thousand
lag year, but if I havegood luck this year
I shall make a cool fifty thouand.
Father-Youhave great business ability,
Jaok Is it legitimate speculation
Son-Ohyes ; -MieerHeildriolis is {ming
to give me an answer te•night.
An Old Saw.
Mahler -What a nonsensical saying that
is, " Money Wks
Shler-I think it a very wise one.
Money " does " talk," and its remarks
are invariably full of cents.
Henry M. Stanley is in the field for
"boodle." Ile said to a friend before he
left this country in search of Emin Pasha:
l'm getting on past middle lie. I have not
saved of cent. My books and lectures shell pay
ine within the next five years enough to
to make my old age comfortable. This
African .expedition is for money not glory"
A tombetone man has sent Oironbarn to
umpirea offering reduced rates to clubs' of
beesball mn.
A
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Bard Times Coming.
General discontent in command
No trust, but Disgust!
Nothing moving butst agnation
Lcfok out for the worst
These warnings, applioable alike to busi-
ness and the condition of our own bodies.'
When there is " nothing moving but stag-
nation " in the different functions of the
body, and they fail to do the wokk designed
for them, when oolds, catarrh, or bronchitis
hang on with a death -like grip, then it is
that "hard times " are, coming unless you,
aotwise and get Dr. Pierce's GoldenMdi-
cal Discovery, and restore Your health, the
grandest capital a man can have. .,This is.
a sure cure for throat and lung diseesewituti
especially consumption, if taken niltime.
"There is one solace left to tue, at
least;" remarked the old farmer. " After
all my boys leave and go up to the city,
after the pigs and cattle die, and everything
else forsakes me, there is at least one thing
that will :nick to the old farm" "And Ulm*.
is — 2" "The mortgage!"
Prof. Thomson says that the dynamo of
the future will develop from 2,000 to 3,0001
horse power, and as there is practically no
limit to its increase he sees no reason why
it should not go far beyond those figures.
D. C. N; L. 18. 90.
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