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HomeMy WebLinkAboutLucknow Sentinel, 1889-03-01, Page 3The 100,11', "La 0;41:‘;ein. .1hcik fattiorsrnsito-ft:::::- - - - Dpefofm.:1 -'1:0--"OrtishiiiWi' Cilia to _ .blemajouty tbroinii7; •144.0.1itirlir'tili1;!14 Of 1214 *IM Vfoot or 4 fiery T� nip prow hiititoc4;1;e11r4earth or itir to-dey, for the world Uit 1020 is mixing the•fittal draught that palsieg heart and'brain, 4111tzlz(132ati: hNgeerffitiolu.gliTiV13airiri‘ng Ye•1•4"Y'l* Who blights thi3 hloorn of the land to - land day tbensry breath 'of • • 11 the dovil isn't end' .never, war; 9.7iViii0#9419"' body ilse•eed tell? Whodogs the steps tif.6406;14ig: • mink and d1/0 • the ,plte for his feet? • • • Who %wiz. teoFtisittomi!u tth?tz field ot time:whenever The9deviralrotesd'noetato bo, and of •Poilree the • • thing ie true; 'Bet who is doing the kind of work the devil • alone should do? / We are tad he hi not going:about-se a roaring NM 49W ; ' • Butwhere shall 'we hold •responeible for the over- * • resting raw ' To he Ileard 10 borne, in church, in sato, to the • parties remoteift bound„11 0 , • . the'dovil, by a unaelinotie.yote, la nowhere to be found? . • . Won't somebody iitep.to'thez, front forthwith • make -his bow and shoir and „•How• the •fraui andthe crimes 9f the day spying up, for surell We 'W4440 13/10744.?' Tile devil was fairly voted•out, and Of '`connie.tho "row! is gone,. • • • sap bimplo pu plu Xroghl like to know who Carries 1118 busigess 011: t . • • The .Oonuneror conquered. In Routhern ai:OhipSiagoes uly,d tuugut the moody. cannibal ; • He'd skinned and tanned the crocodile and:found ' • him very tenable ; • Not a word of fear he'd uttered, not a word and not it syliable,7 '• 'When he killeci•the liengal tiger, <end he found • Linn very killable, ' Ho.clairnedlile strength witsvery great, for beitra • and liens suitable; . Be used, to boot the grizzly beer, and foetid hin2 very bbotablo ;• • - :He olainied4n killing...monstrous enak'eS that lie wat'veryeapable, NO boa-boustrieter could, eseapeerforzt gorges' eh.' •-•s: ---- • .....,..--- .7Silicliting.hippopotanit he :said he wail eible, • • , . . . No jaguar• could Make 'ranee; becange ho • wesn'nuineable; . • • . Helmede the ramping elephant ealonger. retiog•-• •,. . • And pulverized thereat -Inc hull, and round him . pulverizable. . • ' Just thee his WHO camoie shed said, " think • it quite con:mendable, , • • • • • if yozi'd,o6n2O and lond•the baby; and lied • •• 12inlirerytendable," • ' • • The way shit took tho oar inako this She piiiieeTiVout al''1°.; • hopie,,AJKI:foutidl. ; londab)o. . 'the . ape , u ng ium , , _,...,,_ ;044,--Wisilie-rinti - - ---------. --14,41,- laued'ar*IIWIlie. jroigiicitioolGOid 4 - n Mr. Denison, in moving for a idled ocan. A Point Made' to FAIN* the Wearer Who mitten 'to inquiffe into the desirability of ,?icacematerad; ate'Rnenty., , the Government acquiring all electric tele. Gar Saxon ancestor!) delighted in weer - graph lines in Canada, said he had laid the ing long, forked beards • the Normene, on matter fully before the House Iasi Pealed, the contrary, at the..periscid °tithe conquest, and would briefly renew hie argument * not only eherefi them china but also the favor of It. He had Pointed Ont on • that back of their heade. They had not, how - occasion that nearly every country in the ever, been long eetabliehed in England world exoept Canada and the United Statee before they permitted their beards to grow had . Acquired - the telegraph lines.: In to extravagant dimeneione. Long beards France, Austria,' Germany, Switzerland were also in fashion in the reign of Hither* and nearly all over Europe the telegraph 1., and continued eo until the time of lines, were asounied by the respeetiVe Gov- Henry IV., after whose reign they grew ernmeets more than twenty year's ago- A fine by degrees and beeutifully lese,..until a yciung. country like Canada should not be beard wee as rate as the -dodo. But, the behind' the world, and it wao time we were reformation canoe to the rescue of the 'taking some stepe.to control the lines in our beard and in this way: After the,,,,,sePere7 country. No doubt it would involve a large tion of the Greek and Lot* ohm -Chest the outlay of money, but he did not see why ,praolioe of shaving became a religion° duty the. telegraph lineu elemld not be managed among the Roman eftrlesiastioe, by wilF..91 ail well by the Government aa by,private Opposition to. the Greeks, who this day coixipaniee. Already the Government have ciOntinued to pay reverenoe to a well owned lines in the Northwest Territory eta •ohin and, are greatly &rooked by the and Eastern ProYinces,. These lines Were bearafeee lumps:0 eainte in the .Latin built in epareely puttied, districts, where churches. , The shaving of the chin by the there were no private lines. It it Was clergyperatively coin a good thing for; the Government to own various etatiites in ,the Ronri etioh, unprodnotive lines, it would be 'a muQh By the monastic laws the lay. n1 better investment to control those which ciornmanded to let their •beetile Pate through thickly populated districts. only the -priests to shave; and The Government Could borrow money at a previouieth the reformation demi lower rate of interest hair could a private the marine* of the clergy -hid company, and would n doubt receive SOM- corrupt that they could not beldie was a strange thing that the leading lit Went reventle to repay. he investment. lt from thelaity y their actions, but only by of the nolninion.ehould' be controlled bias'ena e Pn ' ' e person living outside of Canada, who w public opinion in this Country. •In supp thus able to form, • or apparently for cj 'Of this he instanced Mr. Wirnares deepest' to the Canadian prase. This shewed th a dangerous! loiterer wag plailed in the han. Of a foreign oonopeuty....thetigt&-ti Mr. Bernerd, the newly-flleptsd nlember • seat. for •Cariboo,.was infe.edoce4 and took hie Sir Hector Lanievin Pig'eae' nted., the Annual report of the Departmeet:of State. Mt, Ellie introduced a Bill to authorize the assessment of the aelaries on incomes of persons in the Service .of Canada. -He explained that the object or the Rill Was to provide that in places where assessment* were levied upon salariee or incomee for municipal: or aohocil perineum, the law shall' jellied!) Civilllervants, The Bill wee read a first time. • Ur- Bowe% in answer to an ioquiry from Mr. Choquette eaid, that the cost of the preparation ()ethic electoral lists up to the suns When the Government' Printing 'Bureau assumed oOntini wee 0414,574 ; _and the writ einoe find time had been' 024,502. The value of she 'Plant acquired _in the burOan wa8.$63,849, - Sir Adolphe Caron, in answer to an in. quiry from Mr. Plett,estid the Government, had agreed to purohade a hoose in King. uton for the dee of the Commandant of the Royal Military College.' The price to bei paid Wee 012,500. The house was; dis- tant about 2,000 yards! from the college. Mt.; Haggert, &newer to an inquiry from Mt. Therien, said itwas not the inten- tion of the Government to reduce the rate of postage on lettere. • Mr. Bain (Wentworth), in inoving for returns respeeting the condition and owner. thip of the Douai* Waterloo road, called attention to the which ie , being done to traffio in. his constituency through the road not being kept in a proper condition, ()Wing to the Government not giving the,owner atithority to Lint in-cheok- C.40X4) P., 01% alricall801:014. troTatecae:icitY: reeft:PrrtOSt-t9onilhlee djauytot onfoawiehheeminf The Uttegt*Swhtdt• Was in Rotten. and iis • Her Desertuott, ' , 4, more wonderful :than mben 'Dr. Patertue, surrounded by test Mabee and crucibluize weg. visited by his sate:ills majesty. There -ere U. B. Butler and Charlre Henry Weill:. barna and others who propOse to make el/ the precious metals tint ,of dirt, and as for, jewele, there will hereafter, according to ' thee° wizards, .he no reaSon why every *mein in the world shouldn't have, diamond earrings and other ornament" composed of pmcions atones. They pro-• pose to build a college which, shall be a, temple to the new science and where exr, garments! can be carried On. They ' hotted a circular or " cell -to the awakened" to eend in their 094tributions. to ,Butler in. order that the,gentleniazi may proceed to; build an "'esoteric! college" on the Pacing 90;18C ,Thle college is to be devoted to Mg culture, There will be a colony of esoteric' , who will he endowed . ' mikaonicinn 7!.. mended. by power". Those who invest are to be the sh ohuroh, poesetiors of untold millions!: .,The, call * conks were issued in patnphlet form and oceopieo.'42oo, grow and pages. The :reader is informed of the a writer existentie of a wonderful 'society gilled the plains that G. N. X. B., or the. " Genii ' of become eo .Rnowledt,e and Religions." The secrete tinguished committed to this society are all to be re- vealed in Booton, and Butler to. be the medium. The principal theoeophe of Boa. to ton first got the ciroular and copies were • cl- eent through the Country to those who were e- in laver of ' theoeoPhy. Then Prof easier y Butler quietly waited fin contribotions. Now thuldeWspapers have got hold of the -tootterh-tag&E-ActittrdWi.:440.-- • e Piot. Huxley. on the Morals Of Health. g , Prof. Huxley hag predicted that the time , . , n Will COMO when it will be a reproach to be :9 Mak. When one friend meets another he .• will as 'soon ask "Are yon honest ? ., al. "Are , you Well ? " for a mein will be . Considered foolish, not to ;lay criminal, n who sick. Such e state Of public feel- . s ing will some time be brthight about: •• y Certainly it is true that the -morale et -- 3n health are receiving mote: And .nrore -....-- attentionvi.d'A . greatly' increasing number re of. people every year preventihe develpment • Of all bleed, pulmonary and liver dieestees. Thiele proved by the-enorinously increase)* . tide 'of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medloal.'Dis- covery, which nips all such ailment).* the . bud. 'gates, • • , • • ,:. .....- : -7 .....,-:• '',: - • "-1"-- tiikWilki4-"d'Oadclit noati'biliWi..the• Geyer. ' ' 141eViikitnEfteievirt.-- -replied- " that -the Mentehereld'he in a position to &Ream° ti 'GoVerninent vrere at Vreeent having the ,oOntrol of the telegraphlinea.. • ., ownership.: inveetikatod,: and -whoo that .Bir Hector Lange** replied that t: point Was settled there would be* nti.more, tbtle had. not '1!et Mlle for the- GOveimme: canoe for oorciplairit.' • ',' '. . • ...• ''' . . to purehase the telegraph- 144004; '' Heald: • Mt, Multi*, moved that thU: Boum do. 'the telegraph compeniee .there :were tal ,reeeive iteelf into a Committee Of the ivhole. ways .pOeseeeiug , lines!, ti)?cl he • hardim to consider' tbe•tolloWing recolution: That thought they Omit* be teken.over. ' The ( it is expedient to remove the'llety on .arti, suMption &liner) would requirn a very la ildial. fertiliZere and to Pleoe thee' On the sem, much -larger than peopfeWere at p free:list. He esicilhat under.the present gent Will/nate-Loved in .thett direction,. T duty of 20.per cent; the farniero Of .catiede,, hen,:._giantipmenbed-• oaid these lines' Viol , Were 'preVented-frine •ueizr''' till '' or. :ieti2=IL, A ' '&04 • revenue;--but-it '-iva.e ' " - xere."•-•:,When in 1887 it Weeptilloired• hi linewri thatlitge. undertakings in the haz °• .of GoVernMent to ()hinge thir'iltitY. to 0. .14 private corporation always,gave e. 124 .,, .• cillo'oneiit ivaseproposecl-thatfettilizere• :ter reveliee.then • .wiran . in the battle of i:�: he , • ' should be placed , on . the pee Lot: The :Government; /*aides, Wan* well ,ktia' . ' . •. • ... ee theftilt Was Abet the Minister Of Pinence •thaeat, that time. politjcg . la m t, • . • ,r,• , Th -is is thq .withdrew his Motion„ and r,Lthe duty re- eeu trY.,•Hlie• !tutted that : if the Glove - S - ,.. . . . • • , . . • . ed011d' . tO .`• noito.. it Veined' the 'same. , The . tithe Ind -inn* 'Went worked' thel'itliiineeado'ilttihOPeipeinsit'.2 arrived when it wee tho. diiti,of the House W,ould have very:. ',1::C•tUrt..?;,, • at . pr.i.ce ..t:bat... qe.fyi. to . consider wilether.',...4. • _Wag '. net 114 the eeerepy Of,..their, election dee t lt • . • ' : • ii, interests of the:CLOW:di:an farmer uhat:'. tbie acked t 0 -aleObei for West." Totento'' tax should be..rethoyed; it was i direct withantw'hie nictim -' : . - ''' - . birrden apron the firmer, ..anclivete .tilie4 Mr: .Denison. withdrew h* motion: . :b • • . indefensible •. AO a ,. • Metter Of Pelitieo• -Mr, Jainielon diOvert•that,•in•the,oPin' ,.." ., ,_ 2. iy ecenomy. .. , . . .• , , . , .. of this Henee,lt • is, expedient 10 : preheit,f, The .followingBills wereintrodriced: 133.0t$ . nioltidti:•44-d'holese- .4 Bin to iniiorporate , the Aftestsi & be, . the mannfacture, impertiticin . and Pali'lel V. esi• st. intoxiaatieg • ."liquore, except for ' ..h.entBn.rielleote.thipceoeivyoetfae)ateheed,,04,.....t4mw•ra...ixdgz, ' en. A , Medicine', 'sclentitie . ;•:A.. ' • ' , , , . dal perposee. :That • Abe; enforcementadinelat. . ,W:. efiR S111t .910.: to.9t fott ti6 . A.Bill to incorporete the Doniinioo, Zile keel floOm Company -Mr; airoitaid.. . :kWh' Prohibition. and fifth" mantifirottliCe ...ablillIS • 'RAM picturo trani..03o :iiiiportotion and, 'gale 'air May.•he.alln • ..; Afteurantre-Company7-510, Trow,.., -. •• , . , shall be b.. 'the Minton. Governin. '_- •••A Bill to inoor.porate . the Aseinaboine a through, 'Medially 'Appointed ' mfieere, • , _ , . Edniontcno RailWay:7-11r. Dawson.' ! • quoted etatietice to prove 7 thet. theft, , A till amending • the :Apt •. incorporating been a decrease Of criiim'inider the Can • -. • the Boiler inspection Insurance Companies, 1713;uPetailae Ad-• itrooal option bed Pled of detnida-Mr.Xtriftin: • • z .. . a sidntery effect, he contended that general 'on motion by Mt. PoStertlutt the/300°e ;Piebibition .Wonld be equally, if not .1nOre,. (fa into Conimitteftet Supply, • • • .• reatisniolory.:.. The . Morale of ..the' People • Mr. Mille (Bothwelly drew ettention to and the bapPinees.ef the people would both the fact that •the Minielet 'of Finaitoe in ?he promoted ' by , prohibition. As betvas .leyieg the estimates 'were thc,.flonficiaiLad exceedingly itintiifillet0 reech.a division; he not moved that thei: ho. referred to the .curtailed hio.rediarke.•and trusted the roe* Conarnittee Of Supply..* .. • • • • • . iiitiOn' would reoeire, it much larger etipliert ' TheSpesikereisid,tha:MOtion hid.:been then forinerly. • ' .' ; , ' :• , • • • • .. entered in the.tOtes ,and,Prodeedinge by the , Mr. Wood (Brockville) in amend.Clerk, pre, _tonna, and 'Itopi351 •the •• House' merit that all ..the -,WOrCis ate; , the word would adhere taths roles More - Striotiy , in: '4.4 purimees '' be °Mittel,. and the following future: ' ' ..,.• : .. .. setbstitpted : .: •'' Weep' the Piiblio' eentirnent Tho gouge then resiolved itself into 'a of the country 18 Ape for the reception and Committee Of . Supply. , , • ... . ' ..., -::i. • enforcement of Birth :a. Mount° of prohi., OA. the item for Outlining, • • • . . • . . . . . hathen, referred to the 'ergo. num. • Mr. Taylor motedin itineridinent tortIle:: irsterneoffiehilie,whe redenvel- • • •ameiidment that 'ill tit' words . after the . , e. OM fines from seizures in addition Word. "purposes" be afro* out, ._tind the to their salaries." The.eyeteirt of allovring f9116Wing'seibetituted :: : "If it be found On officers of the _department. to ' participate Arp., toe yore of tha . qualified • electrireof . the the.p.tofits from,Beizareir Wes, he bellevedi, DOMinian bering 'Bret been taken, that the a•vicioris one, and one calculated to •clio... Majority•thereofatehr favor of la prphibi, importerg.kith trade and int:het great' herilthip. cis,n tory law, which Shell also make full prori. seen fot,coinPensating those engaged an the ' :Mt." :Ferguson (Wellaiiily.:conentred. en,_ manufeottite of en* liquor.". • " , • .' '; •'. tirely iiiihe toenail* of :the laid..,spealrer: , • Mr. Plebe!' mid there, might. be' /good In his Elie •county ,Ctleterea•T:offieere• hid grenade for asking:theCprohibition.be.eub- .00oketed as ' high 'as 01,100 'pr., it- year • from misted to •thst. people. apart • from. every fieiZeree, and Bubjeoted in . niany ,oeftee other queetion... He could' not • ficeept the n2erehante to . the inconvenience of a oestroh amendment to the ' antendment, • hewed* where there. viaa not the. plighted ground because itassetted the prinoirde of coinpen- for soapiaion. • • • • . •• , • • : - 'tuition. .He did not think the adoption" of .,On the item:a for 'the Postroffiee.. Depart, the amendment werild ' he. tiny- 'aid to the went, • • tereperance ostriC . He • thciught . 'th4 :the : Mr. Mitchell .• ininires1:1thethei or not .irne frieildAt 'of prohibition 'Would enpport: the, GovernMent intended - 1.0.• tednoe .the :themiginelteirointien....•• • , • ..• . • 1.... , rate of ptietage to . two :cent O- for :the' half ' Ili. Mitchell inoved. the adjotitement of the debate, • • • ' 2. ' • ' ' ' ' ' Mr.. Lenderkin _Moved, That whereas ..dietillera are allowed a tobete.Of duty upon coin *Totted fin'tde • in the, manufacture of mid* for export; it ie,--in,:the Opinion thie Eimiee„ het j4t and right that farmers. end itOOk roisters', who import. obeli to teed cattle Oli Other steak .fOr. export, .should aleo. receive a Similar' rebate. He held :this) wits A Menet of jiiitiCe to the who ' were enffering .frour. the present diebrireina- tic* againetthem.• ' --.. '• .'• ,,, . , :' • • . %. .. ..• ,Aceidente mill Malik*, • • . Miss Qeshingten-I eihnit Arthur, that , . ,thie is not the fitettime I have been engaged. but Peci 00(3y:our noble, generous heart• -:- 'Little Brother -8,16;1h° baby's got yotir hag of engagement tiega.,' ,' .. • . . . , , •Sauce or the•Goose.. • . ' Eftl-i ate going out, dear, ,to see a friend ' She -,,Well, I'll.go with you. TM thirsty - RT .1VITIRRAY z•-.- • VEN S , Tan 'ileTztvigra atm,. --- • She . May lie Slow; But •She Generally Comprehends the Situation. : ' The typewriter girf nifty eouretiines be a. little Blow, but ' generally comprehends. the satiation with .neatnesie and despatch. The Chicago News tells this story: , 'Darling Bessie,"seid Mt...Hoover to hie lady typewriter, "mill you marr'y.me? Since you have dome like a gleam of sunshine to •gladden my.existenoe I have lived 'in a • radiant light of your ethereal presence and . . • pessionately-7-!'• • : ",Please spin& a, little slower; Mr. "Eloo- ' ver;" said the fair typeirriter, interrupting 'him,. while her fingers continued -to fly over the keys) of her madhine. . "'Ethereal_ . ••preeence-pinerionately.' Now:I amzeady • to•procieehd.' • • , Great Scott Mies Caraniel," exelehne• d her inoployer;." you are ,xiot • taking down any offer marriege On that infernaltype- writer, are . . "A en:Toast," shrieked Min Caramel.. • "Why, salt is. • I didn't nether. I thought . you were dictating. • Forgive, rte, dear' liam. I am yours. And now, since I have • made 'this foolish:him:0er, ;please .sign. this! paper and I Will keep f$ an a immense:" , 'the marriage .toOk place 'according' ,tri contract. - I is is Medium • • Hui OY Prof: Huxley, tells 'the .world, through the Pall Mall Gazette, what he know's' about spiritism. He 'Milted a talented A.merioan woman' who Was' a" medienr, and at first was Much impressed with the fa l't which she rapped out miedageil. Summoning r' his proverbial ekeptioism his aid,- he -ber tedenbled his vigilance, and goon -Mad up - mind that the .rapping was done by Means Of the too. By patient cultivation of the Beirond toe of each toot, he soon had two light •fantastic toes of hie own, and soon became a port Of bright rapper him. self, .and: -while standing with , a group of pouting in it ,parlor had no diffieulty in making them believedhat the sounds -pro - welded, from all parte Of the room. Hie experience ,is curiously in line with 'the revelatfone mede by Mies. Pot and Mr. . , Horrifying Shincler. . • Mrsi.:Pe Pink---," Oh I. Oh!. Oh i X *all ge. distracted." • ' • • , .Mr, De Pink (epringing to her eide)7- " Merciful heavens! What hao heripeired ?" • 11:The ivatherwomen has made:a mistake -and Bent ore. one Of Mr. West:intro lace handketchiefe." .. • „ ' ,• "Well, what Of it?" .1! What of it ? •Vitirat of it ? 'Oh you - you ---Why, Mrs.. Westend, meet have received my miserably cheap, imitation lace handkerchief, and it has, trijt name on , Mr. Haggett eiticlaciell. a change Was not. kt•prinierit contempleted:,' Mi. Bain inquired, if the'Governinent had considered the feasib lity Of 'increasing the weight of lettere te be carried for three - cents from half an otureel0 Miftefinoc? Mr. Haggart said he intended bringing in a Bill during the present session, involv, inga namber Of changes in ',Post -office ' re- gniationsi•of which theft mentioned by : the line.' gentlerban would be.one. ' Mr:Beidett suggested that ineuffieiently prepaid lettere, where the nameof the sender 'appears on the envelope, should be tetinnedrot loll postage in'etead of being. 0001 to to the deed letter office. •Mt. ;Ilaggart .-eaid inatrgations to this; effect had, already been ideusd to most of the city postmastere. . • The item passed, , Sir. John Thompson, in engeer to in- quiries! from Mi.. Barron, 'amid the Joimito Estates Bill had' been before the O-overn: inent for cOrieideredicki, and the Minister of •Jiistice had on tlie.16th .tilt. repotted to A Pekin weekly newepeper hat :last tlie Excellency tecorneninding that thie finished a ' serial story , which oontained Act, along with. 112 others paided by the 2,040 chapters, You get the Worth'of; year (babe* Legislature at the' same session, •money in china. . ' • : . should go ink) operation, • The report' An Atchison WO'nCD witIa farnily ,.,.. was approved -on the019t1, ult d tho gide/ raised thein up with the, fixed deter-, result was at once temmneicated to the minittion that not one of thenj should. ever Oovetninent of Quebec). The Aide tended ''inarry a Missourian, a Democrat or a man •by •the Z,Aegislature of Queb00 were ; re, named l John, and the very first one to inquiry front *Mr. Btirdett, said he would from catching, cold, but the law id geeing to, I &deed by the' klecretaty agitate on Aegtisit married all threa---Kantas City ' Tune*. ' Eich loot. : , . . 4.' Preneh phyifician plaints to give an :•fitir Motet Langevin, in -answer to an 'antidote Whieh*will forever prevent „people have to Wait niitilthe supplementary esti. intestigato him. " .: • mates, Camedow,, when hp would *OR ,.. Of 26,000 criminate 'street)* in •Paris whether or not the Government intended 16,000 had not attained the eigeot 20. , . • , No Painful Ccintroats. 7 # •_ Reselie--" Did you heve a nice thole' Mre. Fergueon's theothet evening?" - Mabel---"Qh,. delightful!' But imoh ew- i fully homely girls as there4ere there,' • • Easalie-•-•" So kr. Sammerly WEIB tolhing ,nia; he said there wasn't a decent -looking one in the,roord." • fle Had Beek,. ' They, were talking about confidence,nron and relatiitg their experiencee, When one of the group turned to the major and asked " Major; were` you ever donfidenced, ? " : " T was," he promptly replied. ' " Where ?''.', ' " In Chicago," When?" • ." When I Married my second wife." •tee Winded No, Credit. Clerk (calling boy)---Citehl •• COuntrymeri-Great turnips', can't you •.tiveliedirlie to get my pocketbook -out? don't went no Credit? I'don't! rain going to raj you orth as seep so 1 can get at it I In /Fortin' Parts. . •,Lady --1, want a lined cloak, if you pingo. Furriet-Yee, Madam. What.fur ? Lndy-L,OPW stnpid Why, to keep me warm, of course. ' •••4i • , , A Reasonable Request, ' Emily-Xlear Charles, I .13,40/ a diamond ring yesterday. ;It, is perfectly •heavenly. Can't you buy it for me ?'' , . Charles -Perfectly heavenly, ie it ? Say, • •Ernily, why. don't you wish for something , • earthly? ' : . • • 4f2Man, wan* but little here•below." Tide. ' is partionlarly true of medicine, , and .he really needs a very small anitAint,.provided 11 be of `the right kind. Dr. Pierce's pellets . fill. the bill in respect 9f size, and are 181 stupendous in point oteffectiveness: It • you • Ph desire immediate relief from. headache, "livor 00133 la" t,' indigestion, and con .., ..;ti. etipation, they will notlitil you. • : •,....ty . •Fasting8xtrisordlnary. ! e d °- , An interesting story is ptiblithed in the °u,i,ghh! Preach papers, which, i1. true,' certainly re- • •veals 0 most extraordinary case. young k„ , lady,narned JoileitiineBedird; belotiging49 cli",;•! TingWich, in the Baetern 'Tovinehips of J-. ,u• ; Queben, Was taken sick in 1881 with anatleek'-' : thege of diphtheria, from which she was danger_ nil° Moly ; ill for some tin2e. She finellY ' 4111 hrear ereeatenbealhistieriaeof then .,ibeuretPhtrateliAtendo't fel?. . :Acii 2,550 days entirely. on Water, having nis r??._,* deign) for focid of any kind. She le mid WI ev' Cbi-len: 44/1jAnSTP`eyd----.---"e=i3d .in" --.g .thi-3-' deity, the:. 7, . t ,,,h ;United Steam- -toekt10;1358 Li.:--beishelft -'elti- e,.vj • ,pcitsittittafioni Manitoba alone. Recuprocial . ,_“1..! trade would ,he ft:great' boon to theMeni- c_2.1. :Oboes, as well as to the people Of •Onteriti theyot and the Lower Provingeer, to , . • - on cal . 'VASELINE PREPARATIONS... LJ.JEL.EAVEN, of ' date touch 11-7it ,vrtitald losatheni titer. ...The reinedy 'will have to in a -paten:oho rum . all arties. ' TheBodnomic Argfieleht.". for 1i*O , .tion ie foritibly. presented by the Rev. Fernald in last „Week's. Voice. We the follOwiag‘.geotettiOn:--"Thteefon of the oxioo. saloons in New York city kept by .fOreignere.The ealooneof tint* States avetme a .yearly inceeie Of 14 each. At this) tate the foreigners)" th fOrtrthe. •of New „YOrk's .saloone" tak 527,000;000 every year.. It ought not io a vet), hard Metter to convince thele heeded'merchants of the Metropolis the doe/ not pay . to let .,6.1200.1 fOreignere-1 stir rillirtutti tribute of 027;000,000' upon . city....ThPy. Will , i1. quickly eneng they can begot to think about it. As 'Very little has been 'drone ici lead these oft:Wider the tempere**questioe upon compierohil sicle.‘` They haft looked np it ,as a Metal itine,'..,Which • pradi men' Were too billy to attend to.": The temperence.battle •of the near !dera. muet fought on the cominercsial and eeonomioground:" • . • • The Light or, ogee. • ' • •A Cheerful, healthy •WOnian the light •Of hoe*, but through over-exertion in her :efforti ;to "ininiiiter to thehappinigia of the household, her -health ie often *paired or Weekneds or die ieught on, makinglife ziriserable,end cicinclingan other Wise happy hop* with gioorii..• The theright, ful and tender huthandon genii gating, bliOtild: be intelligent .enough per -Pelee the cense' Of..erieh and sitiffering, relieve the faithful. Wife froni drudgery, . and Intnieh her with that beet of friends, tomomen, Dr. Pierce'e Paimrite.• PreSioriptifti, now receg, nized,and need 'in thcinsande of homier se e certain care for all thoinAelioate afilictiona, peculiar, to the 'female* sex'. "Favorite Prescription''• is the, only repc.lieine for women, 'gm by druggist, under a •poeitiSe, guarantee from: the , manufacturers,: that 11 will give siatisfeotion in every ea* or Morley will be refunded. This. guarantee hasbeen printed on the bottleMrapper, and faithfolly denied out for many years. , Something of Real Interest. . , Bride ,ofi a day (to heetiusband, who is doing his best to entertain her On the train) -Do atop talking a little While, John. " • John (tenderly) -Whet is the matter. dear; are you nervous? • • Bride -41o; but I want to hear. What the women are seying in the seat .behind tit., On reeelpt of postage giampkwia willsend fraa by mitillhe following szilendidsarticlesi------ ... Onikilort of-Prire Vs•sellue -' - - • 10 emits. One'lton Of Vissoline CE1111.1 phor lie la ciliate, ' One Ilex of Vaseline polo Croxiiii 15 ceiitzi.: No. Vatielme le genuine limiest' out name is outhe'. label. CilmizzeonOzi Alszittria Co 24 State St. . NEW roim.. „ MERCHANTS,BUTCHERSTRAmmio . • • .... . generally • We went a noon: tittii in, your ;64E4 to Pick up ALF ....S INS for zie., QUM 'Fierniehed on setisfatitOryguanint, • Address; C. EL won,. Hyde Parli,•••Vertnont, U. It .. . The 'Shoe eV Zeitikir •Weporter,N. _ ,V. :and HMI it Leather • Reiriew,. Chicago, .the leading tradit,.. _ • 'papers of the' U;S,.hrthe Hide line, hare gent melt reprogoetatitioo to • investigate •Mr. ,Page's bulk, • nous., and after.it thorough examination azid cold pargion .the,RePortergives himtbis *indorsement " We beliOve.thot in extent of light -weight Omit ,nzaterial collectOct (zip,' eurrwtt, Air: Pei0 ?Wide . . tho lead Of any soritpetittn• and that 114 proms-- etock is th.fi larDes1. held byany hutted in thin . eituntry.". • • . , ..1‘ . . • And the Heiden) stip,:,• ' . " , "After' a.0.tost thoroUgh tnvestig'ation Of .410....,•• Page'i;busit$ess a* coloured with °than in Oaths. tine, We; have. liecOnie fully antiSfied *Alit in sis •0' 80eciatty; light•weight 1110ckdrA 0 414108ti0710141 ' the largest dealer inthis eountrY, tehilein sufers ' ority of quality he is dinfessedly at The head:' Qmitix: if Mr: 'Plaie'sbusiness is the' largeiti-7- • in its line lb thb'United.St6tes, Is it not tile best ' • poseible.preof of Iiis ability:to pity highest prices 9 •,,. ,,, ,If be did not do met *mild' bil naturally get Winn - .Ekiniz than any Of ins Owned toes io toe eameliner , . - The Marriage Is' Off. Raker (t0' Mille Brown, who ie aged thirty.oeven and as rich ne she is not lavelii -Miss Eva, I love you, / adore you!, Will you be mine? . - - Mimi Eva (blushing). -yes. Itaker-r-Oh,•You dear bid girl !-' To Pararreet Bites. . . A splendid cure, •for frost blies is a solution of alum and water, strong as can be . made. Bold the ',footed' flesh in the solution till the frost id drawn out. This you will know' " easily, as the flesh, will look. wrinkled as one's heeds do on wadi day's'''. Yon will .feel no More inconvenience from hat froit bite, ' - ' 12 'id • sALEsitElipoi,, out giuidi, by,te.132010' to the ivneleSitle and re. ' • . tail trade.' Litrgest Meow .ittoWrorti• in- our •lino. Enti use', •2=oe0t' stainAt Wages $3 pet, day.. Perteanext IO8ItiOu. No postale answered.' , mousy, ticiVeneed for wags, sdreitising, ett. ' tfenviliti iiract aril* "v " • N '