Lucknow Sentinel, 1889-01-18, Page 3•
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Latest Fnithion. gossip..
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A gown wpm by Mrs. Cleveland in her
." Cabinet call" the other•day was of stone -
blue Henriette Oath, with tricaming,s pf
this same ohee•e in otriped more. A short
..imPorted jeeket of Sawa eelor was betded
in olesters with: ehort amber Pendants.
The hat waa a oat foiyh.color Gains-
• ;• borough, triremed with a large bow of
• ribbon and shaded ostrich tips. •
Per a iveola.ehain pendant ,nothing is
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newer than, a drii$11. gold. riding.whip, the
lashof whipla id drawn inte a, ottryed shape,
• 'forming a glove -buttoner.
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Dime. Itecander end her 'friends used to
•. ;damp their robes thatthey,inight foU more
°basely to their shapes; but perhaps then.
• nietisni was not then, as noWithe feshiona-
;• ble corn Plat*. of the day, and thd• atmos-
• phere of Parie.Wee possibly drier than that
•of lionclen.
Direotoire coats, giving as they do s9
• /210.0h 600p0 totheimagination'and afford,-
, • ziag BO BOO GO OppOnEllity Of displaying
rare stuffe to the best advantage, Will, be
more Worn than ever; but women, who are.
wise Will keep the long, gold -braided .waist.
• Coat as light es poseible, and the coat itself
• as dark as may be. .
The clooe.fitting .jackets, the fronts fur-,
• lined and turned batik with a rolled collar
,• over whiteweisteeets stiff with gold or
silver embroidery,- are ,quite the smartest:
• things of, the season ; but already they are
• ; tenoning vulgarized, and Only extreme
(matinees of fur and Material' will make
t them acceptable to the few.
" Ingenioue ladies . are . usingsuixtmer
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jackets of light cloth for faceted wear. These
• Jaokets.are without linin and are excep-
clonally' • .pretty,. 'useful and becoming.
• Drapect.:vests of (Irene de chine er inn h May
• be added, and also fancy revers and acad.,
, according CO taste. A ,very wide; strong
belt should be set intide 'of the jacket and
to arranged as to fit the figure:quite eloeely;•
• otiferwise their .iseteninge might shOW on
; the ehtside Of the garment: ,
• A few yohng.Wee4ert fasteti their• feather/
• hoes to wide hats, that in their, turn are
- held iri place by the full lees voll. Still, it,
, is a question jag how the hat is kept from• .
following this ba down the 'be?* of -the
•' • • With Mel:0044r' "
New MO' for Cooking Mush. -A corres-
• pondent eericlethe following improved plait'
ifor CoOking•niiish, On Which he' thinkshe
• ehould:he paid 'a . royalty • See that the
• fire is Well made ; then take •tt. one -gallon
' iron pet, fill it half full of water; with one
tableepboefel of salt ;:.let the water come
to a sharp boil ,•• then stir in tWornOunds of
• 'sifted meal; and as short as it thickens put
• on the.lid and pat the Pet in the oven and •
hake for thirty .reieutes ;..takdout.the Pot
• every ten minutes and star.. 'up ;the mush.
, This plan cooks' the 'ranking- out of the
A 'Rich Baked Apple Pudding. -Stew
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some apples with 'sugar totaste,a few
rants, some chopped-npalmonds, °. a 'little
.mited peel cut fine, and a pinch •of •ground
. cinnamon.. Make a crust as for an ordinary
pudding, 'grease the pudding basin, and
sprinkle it with brciwn, sugar .and cinna-
mon; 'line it with some of the paste, pat
some of the truft at the bottom,, then a
•• layer of paste, another of fruit; and, 'so on
till the basin is full, finishing off with the
paste; sprinkle the .top with sugar and
cinnamon and bake it. It will .turn out of
'the basin when baked. A simpler Method
is to peel and cut the apples in email nieces,
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and lay theta on.„thepage with, the other
Ingredient(' and. the addition • of a little
A Dutch Apple ' Pio.-Stew live or six
appleswithone- half potindof ougar,a few our-
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rants And raisins, a Ogle milted peefeirt up;
• a few chopped up almonds, and a pinch of
• powdered "--,- cinnamon. • :Make iltune.,, Puff.
•, paste, line a pie=dish. with :tome of:IS:pet,
" thutteWeci tqfpletr (*hen mid), • covet
•C.with the paste, and bake in a very brbik
oven: • ,
-.0Pen Apple Tart. -Stew some apples t111
• qiilte bolt"; take out any hard pieces, beat,
them to a palp,. and to one-half pihnid Of
'piilp, allow six ounces of ginger; liVi3 eggs'
...nnd the grated rind of a lemon,. Beet all
• these Well together, then add gradually five
•;ounces of Welted butter. Line a dish with
puff paste, ponr in the mixture' and bake it
• onee. . • , •
Apple Cream. -Peel and core aix,large
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apples, boil them in a little water, with
. two amides' pfratisina and the grated rind
Of a lemon, till quite soft; when cold add 'a
.glass of sherry. ;,Lay the' mixture in a pie
, dieh,:heat tip the Whiten ef. three'eggs with
. sugar tostiff froth, ,eppetolit over the
apples and bako. in a slow even. '
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Oysters Broiled with Pork.'-lienble a
Piece of wird into the shape of a hairpin':
string it with, filet; in oyster and then e
slice, of pork,' :and so on, till, it is tilled;
'eaten 'the ends to a wooden handle and
• keit before the fire. •Seatichi, highly with
' pepper and detie the pork with the 'oysters
liked. •; ,
Aspic jelly may be ade of the
&meg of the turkey'and 'ohickeit ,u1sed in
• boned ttirkey by covering then with water
• and boiling them slowly till the liquor is
reduced 10 a gelatine autos. This_Vill
reqiitre some •time, and the jellythuot bo.
covered with caramel to give .the beautiful
amber.colored\adpic used by French °poke.
, It is easier to Make a 'jelly'veith,bratin-beef
stock and gelatine. ' • , ••
. Potato Gems. -4-A.' good we', to make
• patatcriems is to 'Work one cop of ,otild
inesbed.potato smooth into oneoupftiliof
evitet. milk. Stir' in one "Mipitil of corn-
. meal; or enough to Make a batter 'which
Will drop elteilv from a spoonimith a pirteh
. of deli, and add ono well -beaten egg.. 'Beet
briskly,threetopfnur Minutes) then put'into
Well-htittered-geMpans and bake twenty`
"' Minutes to hell an hour with a steady but
not top hot •fire • • • • ,
• Washington Omelet. -Ono inip' milk,: six'
eggs, tablespoonful butter, salt .and pepper;
otte teacupful broad crumb& tet the inilk
; &Me tan boil, pour; it over the °throbs, and
let it stand it few Minuted. t Break open
the egg and stir all well mixed; Add the
bread and milk and season'. Melt the
«butter on a hot ?skillet, pour on the Omelet'
and let it cook eloitly chi in eqiutres,
thrn, fry . a delicate brown and ?lotto itii.
mediatel •
ug le' ttitia 314 140Wattinti stir well
together. Xialte one and a half home ;
serve :with or without Sauce. Malt a Pound
of raising may be wined i desired. -
onEstarrtoE ftet
An Enuottsat Seevicete :the..inelneratten or
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,IPM111fiC,4170441110.• Remains.
Abeehtithl service took place at•thelocal
orentatotigna on Wednesday host, Miss
Genevieve Goddard, :the' °naming and
acconiplished daughter of P. 0, Goddard,:
of New York, died ft.1.0w days'age_, •aftet a
lingering and painful Almost and her body'
was brought to Buffalo on NeW,Year'e Day.
No undertaker or clergyman WBG-pPOkell
GII4, aside from the .gray, -haired father
and his elder eon,. only two or three friends
from this Pity were present. Atneng theta
was Got...4...AocliWood. The yeurtger
Son .h4a,i4ep. threate40 fever, and
waduhabld tube at the, gavel.: The tether
said yeateiday that he had employed' ne urt.
dertalter, begat -lee he oetild not beer to have.
any hanf:10, but his touch ,the virgin play:
He read a Chapter from the Bible, oi.uau a
prayer .and 'followpd it with the Episcopal
perYioefdr the dead. Afterthis they covered
their, lovecl one with flowers, and • the, et.-
tendent pushed her inahimatd form into
the fiery retort; where' in an • hour it watt
converted to *hes. by . the gamed The
fathee yesterday exprdesed himself:Re .per -
featly eatisfiedwith this .'weY.pf dieposhag
of the clead,:and. said that hehad much
tether give tho. bodies of his ,loved ones to
the clowlethan to the worme ; that the fire
was mutat. More poetical to hirnintn the
festering grave, for he liquid, pees his daugh-
ter's . face, inevery sunset: • He thought
promotion' the, Owning inocle'of disposing of
the deed', and, said that all thetwati heeded
to bring it into general nee, was to eurrpund
it with•the prayers and tears and flowing
'the& have always eurroundedInternienf.-.
Courier.
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' A 'Woman •Eirebng In Armee Dress.
For several Weeka•Past leMber yards . in
Cleveland haye'stiffered from inbendiariga:
. Woods, Janke: 4, Co.,' one •-of the.. largest
dealere, in the oitY,,hirio beenpartiOnlarly
unfortunate, their yardsbeen set on
Are several tirnos. The, Oat Ate entailed a
lose of .$3,000, the_aedond. oyer.$1#0,000l
and there bevel** one or two leso..serious
conflagrations einne • there. New Year's'
night; while:twO of the 'We:tauten • were
making the „routine .of the yards,: they' dis
nevered a fire' ernoilidering'near one of the
lumber piles; It Wan eaoijylextingtished.
A *birch was Instituted; and, in a pilecif
grew near achand, they .4etind what ap.:.
peered to be a little old man. The eteanger
was jerked • out of his hiding place, when
the watchmen were astounded talearnthat
they had caught a woman. "' gha was
&easedin ban's clothing with n -fur :SP
on her head.. the poUce station she
•gitYetheWente of Mrs. Mary Benteiber age
as .49 years, and dealated ,. that • she"was . in
the yard for the pnrioEeof leaking after a
little .garden patch .she had on the edge of
the4.eitl. ...She wore Men'ti clothing to pro.
net, AO from insult. : She. was held and
arriigned, in police court to answer to .the
charge of *eon. It gems that some time
ago' the 'firtri7 of Woods,' &mks d Co.. en-
larged ite•yard-and.toOk up land on which
this •Weenen had 'planted:.imme vegetables
They promised to pay: her, hut.. did .not,,so
she says she was tired, Of asking them. .In
revenge for this,suptitutry eviction she has
destroyed property *shied* nearly $300,-
000. ShOpresented'a• itinarkable. appear- •
ance in nogg, in her rough than'e Suit and
heitYYfurcap anmet"..enyettiping.e dry and
weezentialice. •• ' • •
'The Shortest Way.
• TelacherfOw; is Pompeii pronounced?
. First Roy-L:PoMpeY 1..
'Teacher -Next 1
' f3econd Boy-Pompeytii-tti.
Tescher-Next •
Third Boy-_,Poinpee.
Teacher -Next I • , .
•'Fourth. Boy- (with ineffable 'scorn) --1,
don't tronounce it.' I judi say Ilerctilia.'
Transportation Easy.' .
Theatrical hotel ' proprietor (fuming)-
" Well, tit, didyou seize tbe wardrobe of
the Fairy Queen Burlesque; its I directed?"
Constable" Yesi;•'sir..Got it all ! "
a -Where is it ?" • . •
"In My pocket." •
A Fainillar Man. • • ",
Familiar Fellow (tapping v a dignified old
gentleman on the shoulder)e-Ain't my face
familiar to yon? •• • ' ,
OM Gentleman (brushing hint off) --It's
not alone your face that's . You
are altogether the 'Most familiar min I
avg.'s:tie • • • .
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A Deplorable 11.1stake.
Nothing is more thoroughly 'mistaken
than the idea that a,, woman'
fulfils her
duty by :doh* an &menet of work that is
far beyond her strength. She not only does
not fulfil her duty but she most singularly
fails in it; And the !allure- is truly dopier.
able. '
, _ christrnadc,igaire, •
Jinks-" Whew ! What vile cigara. these
are How ,did you'cinne to buy them ? "
• Winko,".Didh't buy 'em-Chrifitinar
present.',
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Rtitinitilona •
.you----;
..Dick1.16 Oen% Tom; ded:bioke
myselfi • •
, A doughnut reed . a by Josiah Tillotson,
of. Vermont, in hi Christmas stocking
sixty-five yeate ag , id- new .on exhibition
in a town in that Stet . Josiah has reached
a 'ripe old Age, and *tributes his longevity
to the fact that he didn't 'eat the clonghnut
he fdtihd in: hid Stocking.. . •
Sam Ione; says that the reason ho dope I
not settle down telacengregation Of 2,0000r 1
mord, end a salary Of 0,000, is that he can
travel and preach to hundredsof thothiancld
and earn $25,000 a year. • • 7
Lott night Armstrong McCormack Was I
JO:nicked down by highwaymen, on Union.'
street; Itiegston,and his clothes ritled..
Two Men stole upon hint irethe dark and
. Raked Inane Puddirig.•70ndquatt sweet. , *In 'a ttng shot. rendering
1 „ The Other String tol he How. '
Mee. Smallsalary-I &mit, see: how we
are going to keep the children warm thilt
' winter, Alfred? .: - •
Mr. Smallsalary-Well; I suppcise we can
afford a find part of the time; and part of
the time We can, taki•terne in ?spanking.
then:LT.-Burlington Free,":Prees. •
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The fag that the iedekine in Dakota are
trying to sell the blankets given them 'hY
theoGoyernmenlie construed te mean that ' Brand
.as havin
had Who
Leeende
Saturday
7 .0 eil:M11411.. '"11.QPIOS,
r*Onge.geatee wit PeTe that the pros-
pects. appear to be that protectionistswill
noti •ninch longerallow the tide: to pomp, :in
unless a tariff can be ccilleoted off it. •
. IT dees, net pay to:borrow oney in order
to pirchat.o.,nore• land: It is an olcr truth
that "an acre Of land: has no litnit to its
productive -.opacity." The true, farmer
prefers a wheal, farm : well tilled'. The'
,inanare• that is spread On two aerell will
give better reel:110s ir applied to one giere,
while thecost, of tillage will be less. No
farmer can affprd. to ,buy more land until
he has brought up that • already in higipos-
sepaiohie the highest degree of fertility,
Tha: &go 'worn at Windsor by the Ern-,
rose Frederick, which is the 'dreds of a
German widow, its very picturesque, though
simple and severe. The gown, which.ib a
long, plain ono, ,Atie • covered ,entirelYby
crape, is only telieved, by two long bands of
white lawn, which gp• do mu •froai. the neck'
of the gown' in fret* to the .feet. The
widow' rs gap is 'black, and worn . in •tt .stiff
Point; Which comes. down low On the fore-
head, and to which its fastened a.iong black
veil, felling almost to the feet behind. The.
three: Prinoesfzeo wear the oaten deep veil
and 'cep, without the ' white boucle; 'which
are the distinctive widows dress,
'$destr: experiments , with the new 'ex,
plosive proceed .oneceogully in :England::
'ilitierts ere. emit/need .that the exploeive
can destroy forts •like the, . French filets
IYArret on ,thefrontier Within a few hours.'
Thepower of the explosive will tevoltt...
tionize the Whole fortreos: system, • making.
useless great closed fertworks and necessi.'
tating Moveable: defensive works enelpsed
in ironeladbnlwarke lipoeht fort work
changes in Prance and litisiga indicate that
both ,those nations have PlitainedknoWledge
of•theexplosiYe. • WereaWdespatalles state
that the system of GeneralToledfler will
be coinpletelY abandoned and that orders.
have already beeh issued to stop the wOrks
at Xciwal and to .fdreatnstead a triangular
system, including Rotted, ,Liteeeki .• and:
pialyslock, 'connected. by strategic railways.
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' AttE**. StiErliPiNV,41012 pEOVIdEB, an ebsa-
ititd guarantee •against being dragged, has
rneentlY: beep`Petented by P. G. illiadbolti.:
There is. nothing peculiar itithe appearance
of these slims at fitet .sight, • , but . closer
'observation shows that the strap ring is
fitted into a SpringrOlip, which :Opens .only
laterally, and acnissequently 18 kept securely
cloged'salling as the"stierup,is perpendion.
lee. But in the event of the' • rider being
throw, the itrain.'on the stirrup, should,
the rider's faot reman in At, would at:erice
release it from theetitiP; and so lessen the
danger!;, This simple •appliance • seenie to
offee,a readyMearieof safeguard in riding
horse that ie at all likely to throw One.
TItE.observations • made M. New York
'seem, to leavene.doubtthat tlaa hustle had
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indeed coate to stay. Mr,t Cloveland's op.
peeition• Wilt be fruitless, as *ellad that of
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Ifreiliaiigtry; Miss Mary Anderson,: Mies
.Ada Rehan; Mies Fanny' Davenport,, Mrs
Jame Brown :Patter andother theatrical
stars, the outlines of whose figures
oan noW•be•Eleen., in 'all iheir beau*. . A
good deal seems to depend ori:•figures 'ahd,
on age in thiematter. • Carefplobservation
has shown that the young girl weirs' the
biggest bustle, and, .that as age grows the
'sized' the bustle; tourrittre,dreedimproVer.
;or Whatever the: thing_huty be called,
de-
creasoa. Full -figured Womeirof imiddlciage
are those who can most suOceiisfully appear
rinhel,,,bastlelette,. the natitial functse of
their • fornid making any • swat' 'artificial
prothberitnee .unnecessary. • Aihin women
without a '..bnstio becOmes'.unploasantly
eonspiations, and for. this • reason it 18 be-
lieved that,thr isleitcleir_and-dhe4toky,rall
flhTior mi. -v. -fashion bog iafter. others May
be 'ready to give it hp.. 7 &let at present,.
however, there seems to be no danger of
.that.
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, 'Too Partienlar:
"1 Went in 40 bathe;'.saidn Yankee
"but before ,/ was long in the Water I'saw
'a huge double -jawed sheiltaneking rapidly
towards me. *What was tabs done? When
he was Within it paid of Mel faced round,
dived wider iliethark; and, -taking a knife
from my packet, ripped the,mentiter
."But did you bathe with yout clothes on?
asked in astonished. listener, " Well;"
answered the StOrOeller reproachfully;
do thihkyottintidn t ,be so. Very
partieuter.". • • ' •
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"Ont of tlie Prying Pat," ' • ,
Melbahd (With' a ..sigh of relief) -Now
"1--eitee At last 1 Thank Heaven I No More
.presenta to buy, no more bills tt pay. • No
more "father,buy' me this," or '4father,
buy me that;" no more "John, dear, can
you 'let • me have some Money, there's lots
to bny?" It is over. A few, more days.
and I ,should hare been bankrupt., but the
crisis his 'passed; the night" has gone, the
morn is breaking, ' ' • • •
Wife • (entering the roohi)-John; dear,
the coal bin is emPtY.
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• Repiody tor,rs'eonicuis.
Dr. Joseph Eichberg,• Of Cincinnati com
Weide:ties tethe Arediecd,Ilecoril details of
restaikabie recovery which he witneged
in e London Hospital,,in a deeperate • eette
of phdumonia, under 'the :extraordinary
practice of opening the, windows by the•bed
for fivp minutes every hoar -in Januar-
and sponging", the . China; rirrnd and face
every hour; tegetherAith free etimnlatien,
etott'gince that diperience had trio tile
same plan in desperate cased ,with entire
success.
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, trdlk, One (inns() ,blitter, four well -beaten hint ancohliciorld. He recovered consoleuel :
eggs, One teacupful corn meal, tleettek of a fi need while tlae men had hi down and e
POuncl t") BUgar, half 'a cup of irfolaSees. : Wrestled with theta. They'edosped arrest
Scald the mils and stir in 'meal While boil. and. get nothing. • . •
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A WOMAN'S It vE Y
Row a Montreal Servant GirlSoinkatted
Tiro Sneak Thieves -Her Great Presence
' of Blind.
A Montreal telegram Bays: The real-
aenge.Of C. C. Snowden, •at,190, Manse
street, was the (mope, thie morning of a
remarkable exhibttion. Of feminine bravery
and the diecontfiture of two. burly ?sneak
thieVes itt the hatole of tot old woman
scarcely able to waik., A servant attaphed
to Mr. Snowden's household, at 11 o'clock
this morntng noticed two Men walking
about the rear yard and acting in a very
fsuppicious manner. She started into the
kitcheh to ask them *hat they wanted,
but they had got there before , her ahd,
going on hit° the dining -room, were busily
engaged, packing. up the silverware and
other valuables Within their reach ' when
theseryant screamed, locked the, kitchen
door, putting the key into her pooket; and •
ran stairs to arousethe housekeeper,
who is it woman within the „shady side of
50. One of the thieve:it'. sought a
hiding piece in .th`e, Servint's • hea;
whore . he hid under . the quilts,.
The other mainly atteinptea. to
break open the deer. The old hohse-
keeper, aroused by the servant's screams,
twined herself with a eix-chambered
revolver and sallied toward the noise. She
first,roused the Man under the quilts, who,
in answer to her question tie to. what he
was doingthere• bit her 'All in the face
With eshovel. Nearly dazed by the blew
she levelled her revolver and fired; .the,ball
striking the thief in one of the hips: , He
fell and elle turned, her attention to the
thief in the kitchen.. The Min she had
shot got there as goon as she did; and the
combined efierte of the men.burat the doer..
They rushed into the yard, but ricit before
the housekeeper had fired again, this time
striking the men in tbe rump . and extraot,
ing front hint a yell which so startled the
aged markswoman that she dropped the
pistol; saying: Oh! heavens, I
have killed him." But she ' hadn't; for
,beford she could regain...her 'Clamp:mire and
.fireageih the. man Who hadn't, been hit
assisted the man who had. been hit over,the
fence and • follotved hiM. Of oottrectithe•
witman'couldn't elimb a tenet', but She kept
blazing away et the, beards until her,
amMitnithan was gone andthen ohe fainted.
Neighbors, who. had been aroused' by the
noise of the shots; then went the assist-
ance of the brave,housekeepffAnd the ser,
vent, who can to.night command twice the
wages they have hereto:dor° been getting.
The thieves, wholook nothing • with, them
but the two bonen,' eseepiscl Capture; but
the polionhavea pod descriptio n' of them
and expeot to dapthretheinbefore morning.
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, oyaltles anclfRules.
As A steady tonic tor. the atnity•between
Germany and Italy, Reiser Within:2 has
•orderecr each , regimental band to play .at
least once a week the march Of Abellersag-
lierl and the Italian infantry twitch. 1: .
The PrincesS Of Vales preserves er goo •
looke in a Most astonishing wity;• consider.
ing her age. ; She Will be 44 ,years old on
the .1st of next December, but in the
Blinded 'light of an Opera box; or when
arrayed 50 hall court digs .(a toilet which
she wears with infinite grace) she dodo not
log* a day, over 30:
. General Bohlanger'e one idol in life. is.
said to bailie mother. She was with him
in,1859.during the fen Months in which he:
was in. danger .frOnt'a wound received s,t
Solferino,' and which has net* entirely
healed. He opehde every Sunday afternoon
and evening with her, and it away always
sonde her a telegram.
Like sunshine in a Shady place,"
, The poet balled a woman's face
• That gladdened all who saw its beauty..
, A face, no doubt, that beamed with health,
That blessing which is 'more than iyealt13,/
.And lightens every dauv,guty.----4/..-"
.1,Aliew..co,n-womarrrwhbirellard life •
With Many a Wearing pain is rife,
Escape thetrasp of such afilictien,. :
kndhe a power to bless arid cheer?
, •The answer conies both swift and clear-
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'Take Pierces Favorite Prescription.
• Dr. Thane's Favorite Prescription is the
only medicine for :women's' peculier.week-
nestte and ailments; fielcl.by dreggiste, under
et positive guarantee,. frem the mehttfac-
turere, ofeatiefaction -being given in every
Cage, or :•inoney rafended.. See patentee
printed on bottle -Wrapper. • '
• Genlue, but ne piPerienee:
"Americans have a genius .for such
things" (reporting biPfights), ." Wit they
lack experience," sake, the Dallas News, and
then continues "It whs a Yank Who said'
The btill reared like thunder, I 'ran like
lightning and Split my, trousers as if the
heavens and earth had come 'together as I
junaped the fence.'" '• '
• An •Eaguith Authority •
affirms tbat the best regimen forPreserv-
ihg health may he gummed up in the
maxim, "keep thellead cool; the feet warm
and the bowels active." ' There is ,a World
,of Wisdom in the Olidervation. Obstinate
conetipatipti, or dostiveneed; is an exciting
caVse, of other diseases; and, with many
persons of sedentary habits or ecoupatione,
this inaction of the bowels 'lea sort of flow
oiant-annoy;a2Mo, producing ; piles,prolapseof the rectum, fistula and various •clyepeptic
eye:toter:2e All these are Warded off, and
health ist„matntained, by the nee of Dr.
Pieree's Pleasant Purgative Pellets.'
Jt Nero" Pianist• .' •
The lateet prodigy at tpe piano, says the
London Cour; Jourpal, is reported to be
geadrumenono-tritr4Monkey
to Wit) that
exeeptee =remits brilliantly with all four
hands at once, While he.gractifully turne.
over the leaves of the music with the tip of
his prehensile tail.' It is not stated Whether
or net the music! has beeh especially writteh
for hint, kialre Mains • perhaps Itti simply
duplicate s What had 'been written for
• ordinary two-handed , perform/3re of the
Itubenetein order. The achievements of
this wonderft21 ape surely make a new -end
most important °pooh- in the arrangement
of orchestras. •
• .
Patti•Nieolini says learning
Romeo and Juliet" in French, after being
accpstomed to it in Italian; was harder than
learning two entirely now parts. .
4,otipiTtiyheOdni ha ee,rewweliltkhnirodinhathvi do' keditay:
is now aging Terry's 101 Sweet
r," going to be inartied next
to Midis Levisen the handee
iff is tbThe an open winter.' , '.•
Herr NeWak i thit flame of an operatics
00tidtiotor., W,c won Or what he would a
if ho were stranded and had to get to the
next town. ' • betrese o
1 it rich clianapna merchant.
•••
,
The She,
Pretty Girl -Yes, 1 14ce that yoting
minister I but 1 really deihink be might.
have a little.more judgment. 1 know. nu
not very wicked, but he imagines I'm going
straight to perdition. „
Friend -Oh, you must be mistaken.
• "No, I'm not. There are lots worse
sinners in the congregation than I gm, and
yet no matter what wcikedness he preached
against he always looks right straight at
, He Was
The car jolts violently, and the stoat
lady, is thrown into , goaaao•o lap.
Stout lady (blushing) --Excuse me,
but the car- .
• Mr. Fuddle (sadly) -Don t mentiohi ,
ma'am I Don t mention it. used te„, be-
ing sat on by women. '
•
DS:4'i disgust everybody by hawking,
.blowing' and spitting, but use Dr.'13age's
Catarrh ItenleaYand bacntred.:
•• •••
Chickens 'Came Traiii.e,i0 Been.
LadY of the House-,•' Who are you, sir ?"
Tramp-" I'm' the dude you flirted with at
the seaside in 'August." -Chicago Globe.
ITCHING PILES.
EirmiToaIS-Moisture; intense itching an
,
stinging; most at night; worse by scratch
ing. If allowedto continue tumors form
whioh often bleed and ulcerate, beoomin
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itching and bleeding, heals, ulceration, and
in many cases removes the tumors. It
equally efficacious in curing all Ski
Dioeases: 'DR.' SWAXNN & SON, .rni-
prietors, Philadelphia. SWAYNE'S OINTMENT
can be &Mined of druggists. Sent by mail .
for 50 cents. . •
Near the Goal.'
your Sister, engag,ea yet?"
Maud. -0 No; but she's got a situation as
typewriter."
, Interested in the Reault.,
"1 threw .rayself at her feet," moaned' a
disconsolate. yohth. .
I)id you hit them ?" inquired a cold.
hearted, unsympathetic listeners •i
Miss Wheelock, of Milwaukee, suppolte
herself.' by teaching the /game of whist.
•She has 193 pupils and expects ',soon to • .
double that number by opening classes in
Chicago. " •
.; People will be glad to learn that M. De
Lesrgaps is 4" still optimistic.'' A man hut. •
to be optimistic whenhe had a houseful of
babies, even if his hair be white. \
Patrick Berkey:Tao injured. in Mr. John •
G. Frost's furniture factory at Belleville
yesterday morning; how seriously is not
yet .khown., Hae was ,engaged sawing &.
board when a piece struck him' in the abdo-
men. Ho was bicked hp for dead, but '
finally rallied. It is feared that he is
iniared internally. •
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Cure of mind wandering. .
Any kook learned in one reading.
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1,500 at Philadelphia, '1,113' at Washington'
1,210 at Boston, large classes of Columbia a To
students, at Yale, Wellesley, Oberlin, University
ot Penn., Michigan Univereity, Chautauqua,oto.
etc. Endorsed 13.y_ Riononat Picorma, the &den
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,N
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Ad'dresii,; C. El: PAGE, Hyde Perk, ;Vermont, IL 8
The Shoe &feather lifiporter,. N. Y. _and Bheir
ft Leather Review,'Chicago,_ the leacling trade
paperii of the ILA in the/Ede line, have bent their
representatives to investigate mr., Page's btud.
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"Wo believe that in extent of light-Weighraw •
material Collected and carried, Dlr. Page hold
the lead of any coMpetitor and that hip present
stockis po Largest liek; by any 1*144o an this:country, • .
And the'Reeihw says: • .
±,
"4fter g most thorough investigation o/My
• Pagesbusiness as anhpared with others in same
line,. we Mee become fully satisfied: that In a to
speetalt y, light -Weight stock., he is unqueetioneblii
the largest dealer in this country, White in sufier • .
ority of quality heis confesseay atthe head.".
QuElir If Mr. Page's business ia the largest •
in Its 14 le in the United States; ie. it not -the beet
Peseible proof of his ability to pay highest prices ?
It he did not do Sot Would be naturally get,MOre. .
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